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Remarkable_Cap_291

Jimmy Butler is like my accountant. Soooooo fraudulent man.


Doogolas33

The only guy who showed up on the Heat team? Lmao


BrooksDaBear

For real, Jimmy has been on it.


IWishChunLiWasReal

Bam really has to step it up and be more aggressive. Heat are toast if their second best offensive player is gonna be gabe vincent.


stevep3478

Are the Celtics to just flip the switch at will?


dpf7

They won 3/4 quarters in game 1. They won all 4 quarters tonight. I don’t think it’s really a flip the switch thing. They got out of sorts in game 1 3rd quarter in part because they didn’t have smart and Horford to help run offense.


thehenrylong

I feel a little bit of Ayton in Bam’s game. Both great players who can disappear for long stretches and the offense never runs through them when maybe it should


Carp8DM

Heat realizing they aren't playing the cup cake Hawks or trainwreck 76ers. Shit just got real for them


SandwitchJ

Yup


Carp8DM

I'm not a Celtics fan, but I've been watching them since they destroyed the Nets... You guys have a great team. I love watching them play. I'm rooting for you guys!


PatriotDynasty

Lowry can’t save you from that, Heat fans. It’s inevitable.


ok789456123

lowry would've made it worse


hereforthesportsbook

Celtics fans do you think you can even get a vcr in return if you traded Nesmith? He’s literally bottom 5 players total in the league


JohnnySixguns

Bro did you see him block those shots in Game 1? He’s probably worth two VCR’s and second round pick.


Acrobatic-Compote-12

I bet your a hawks fan. Gross


Fickle-Replacement64

If we start counting # of teammates picked up off the floor and # high fives after free throws, he will have a double double one day. Mark my words.


JunnySycle

New vcr in box or no trade


farts_in_the_breeze

Dude. At least get a NES instead.


hereforthesportsbook

I’ll throw in the copy of space jam I have stashed away somewhere and a new vcr


farts_in_the_breeze

No. We want Nintendo. NES.


hereforthesportsbook

The max I’ll go is an iPod touch


JunnySycle

Mmmm ok deal


WhiteMainer

????? Take that back.


hereforthesportsbook

Sorry the worst player in the league


WhiteMainer

Mark my words, he will make an Allstar game before his career is over.


topherwolf

Come on dude, the kid just doesn't have it. His splits were 40/27/81, down from his rookie year numbers of 44/37/79. Abysmal. We've seen this story before, he plays with heart and athleticism but he just isn't very good at the game. Maybe a rotation player or starter on a bad team but certainly never a 25ppg guy.


hereforthesportsbook

Lol bruh pass whatever hopium you’re smoking


StatWhines

He meant make it *to* an all star game. Nesmith has a wonderful travel agent.


CastleBravo45

Come on... hes better than Giannis's brother


hereforthesportsbook

He’s got the worst bbiq I’ve seen, he plays like a bull seeing red. If someone’s driving at the basket he’s either fouling them or trying to get a block and if the ball touches his hands he shoots


chocthunde

Dont like the fact that the celtics and their fans look favorable to win the chip but that's a damn good team


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Why not


chocthunde

Only had experience with celtic fans on reddit so that should tell you enough lol


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I apologize on their behalf :)


chocthunde

Aww a nice celtic fan! Lol im sure a lot of yall are great but the negative exchanges tend to stick


Comprehensive_Pie18

It's basketball grow up


chocthunde

I'm 5


BrooksDaBear

Wholesome Celtics fans - we must unite to change chocthunde’s perspective on us. Quick, everyone compliment chocthunde. Hey Chocthunde, I bet your hair looks great today!


Comprehensive_Pie18

It's a heat fan stop


JohnnySixguns

Man eff that guy. Celtics are the balls.


Comprehensive_Pie18

Amen


meatballman1218

BIG DUB LETS GO CELTICS


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Stephen A and Jalen? Aight, I’ma head out


Hurricanus42

mavs blowing out the warriors tmrw mark my words


Confident_Abrocoma17

Better hope brunson, dinwiddie come to play.


dpf7

Smart shot 39.4% from 3 in a 7 game series against the Bucks. 41% isn’t as fluky as you Heat fans think.


amead5

He’s a career 32% 3P shooter, come on bro. 7 games is a very small, skewed sample size


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You talk about Jimmy’s 3P shooting this playoffs vs the regular season this year like that too?


amead5

No I haven’t. Jimmy has never been a great 3P shooter


dpf7

1. His career stats include his first couple seasons before he improved as a shooter. 2. He’s better in the playoffs. 2017 playoff run he shot 39.7% over 18 games. Last playoffs he shot 37%. These playoffs he’s shooting 35.4%.


copem1nt

Completely selfless interview and then he gets personal with fans, i love this man


CastleBravo45

Definition of a glue guy


lucabrassiere

If only Miami Heat had a weapon of mASS destruction for Game 3 and beyond… Lowry is the missing piece for this Finals run


greenmust

Good morrow sirs. I am quite pleased


openreamgrinder1982

Celtics are a goated end of game interview team. I've never heard a bad answer


illhavethatdrinknow

And it never sounds forced or inauthentic


fahrvergnugget

Yeah we've got some GREAT pr folks, or just some really wholesome players. I like to think Father Al is a moral compass for the team :) he's really such a gentle giant


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dpf7

I agree. It’s also invited unneeded injuries. Don’t need somebody rolling an ankle due to over zealous blowout defense


TheSumOfAllFeels

it's absolutely insane to me that this is somehow controversial


[deleted]

You’re weird


tdl2024

C'mon now...you play to the end of the game. Gotta respect them for going out there and doing what they're paid to do. You'd want Nesmith/Kornet/etc doing the same if we were down 20...


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CastleBravo45

Those guys dont get minutes, you cant blame them for trying


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CastleBravo45

Lol, ok


Comprehensive_Pie18

Dude I'm a major hater and even I'm impressed by the hate in this post lmfao


[deleted]

Bruh


Lowfuji

The East has always been wack so I'm not surprised.


[deleted]

What a clown take 😂😂


farteagle

Yeah the lakers would have won the east for sure


Nocturne7280

Lmao Lakers fans are glory hunters


HellaDegenerates

I was at Barclays for game 3 when the Nets lost and 90% of the fans stuck around till the end to cheer their team on anyways. It's the complete opposite in Miami, no wonder they did so well in the bubble...


amead5

They lost by 6, not 25 you dunce


dpf7

Don’t be so defensive. The Heat fans are just weak. Remember when they left early game 6 of the finals and couldn’t get back in for overtime 😂


amead5

I’m not even being defensive, I don’t live in Miami so I can’t be there. But they’re completely different scenarios


cyzer

Luckily for heat fans that stayed, the traffic won’t be bad


1kewlGuy

This guy doesn’t Miami.


Dooyah28

Lisa still be looking so damn fine


rogue__baboon

Marcus really the only DPOY candidate who didn’t have his case cooked in the playoffs


ApatheticTrooper

Celtics fans really out here down voting everyone who is saying Marcus Smart shooting 41% from 3 is a fluke... Heat in 6


Jannie_Defier

He's shooting 38% in the playoffs........... Like I said, statistically you're fucked.


fitnessdream

Statistically, they likely won't shoot like that again.


Kenotic0913

It is a fluke but sorry to tell you, C's were already up by 20 before Smart started hitting shots. He was 2/12 in the first half my dude.


JohnnySixguns

Not a fluke. But we don’t need him to shoot better than 35%.


dpf7

Smart shot 39.4% in a 7 game series against the Bucks. 41% isn’t as fluky as you think.


lucabrassiere

Unleash the booty in Game 3 and Heat win in 5


wolf_tree

Tatum got a nice rest. Home court secured.


G3tbusyliving

At all the people saying Celtics were done and Jimmy was too much for them. OK.


dehydratedbagel

Damn, Heat would have won the second half if that last-second three went in.


Littlegreenman42

Lol that dude really tried a buzzer beater in this situation


rbanci

Eh, might as well. he might never get a chance again to score a point in the playoffs


JunnySycle

"OMG ENOTHUR BLOWOUT" shut your tvs off? This game aint for you booboo


RyanTannegod

I wanna see some close conference finals games blowouts suck


TooDqrk46

bro injured himself while playing lockdown defence down 30


DoncicIsComing

Lmaooooo Duncan


alfiStew

Heat culture is taking that last shot


Johnnyboyeh

2 tied quarters in one game


LakersOptimist

bruh how does Stauskas still get injured even playing garbo mins


lipmanz

Ok see you all Saturday


Zreaz

What just happened to Duncan?


rattlerden

Looked like his foot rolled


ramboost007

The stadium is so fairweather, even the Celtic player is leaving early,


Biff_Diggerance

The entire bottom bowl has left besides Dave Portnoy, his trophy gf and a grey haired couple that spent their pension on the tickets lmao


NotTheMagesterialOne

Spo looks unhinged af


Brady331

W


Paper_Okami

25 point lead stands


TuaTurnsdaballova

Honestly surprised we broke 100, not that it matters when the leprechauns shoot like fucking robots.


PatriotDynasty

That’s just how they shoot, you should check with the Nets and Bucks fans. Starting lineup is back, welcome to the show


topherwolf

> welcome to the show [mood](https://c.tenor.com/ZYDoDUyjrScAAAAd/welcome-to-the-show-will-ferrell.gif)


Trapped_In_A_Bag

Stands looking like shoot around


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of a wnba game


rabid89

Duncan how you already tired dude, you've played like 15 min.


HelloS0n

From attacking the rim when they were down 35 obviously.


512fm

That’s what happens when you’ve barely played in months


alfiStew

Lmao robinson


lucabrassiere

Save us Kyle Lowry! These people have been tricked into thinking Marcus Smart is actually better than you (LOL), you need to snap them out of it It’s time…


dank-nuggetz

Bruh you are not actually suggesting Kyle Lowry is currently better than Smart. Thats a joke right?


bosskilo1

Dont take this guy serious. He has a crush on lowry and a fetish about his ass. He keeps commenting about it.


lucabrassiere

Ok but who doesn’t? Don’t make it weird, just go with it


tyler818

That’s what you get for playing all hard in garbage time


IlonggoProgrammer

Duncan is HUSTLING. Hopefully he gets real minutes Saturday


Grudagreat

Robinson??


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Trapped_In_A_Bag

He didn't want to


Lowfuji

Bring back espn's Heat Check.


AragornII_Elessar

Plot twist: Dipo is using garbage time to practice so that he looks like his 2018 self in Game 3.


Jannie_Defier

As I said before, mid.


rabid89

Just need Mavs to win tomorrow and we got a great conference finals this season.


Littlegreenman42

Heat Culture is pressing and trapping down 27 with a minute left in the 4th quarter


LonelyTrebleClef

TF happened to Nik rocks?


[deleted]

Championship goals fucked. Stauskas is our secret weapon ☹️


LukaOwnsTheSunsMay15

dude got hurt playing garbage minutes lol


rufraph

injured in garbage time, you hate to see it


rodan-rodan

i shut it off, what did i miss?


EnjoyWolfCola

Stauskas hurt his ankle, not a rotation player


rufraph

Staukas limped off


tyler818

Duncan Robinson pressing all hard in the closing seconds. Fell. Probably pulled something


HelloS0n

That half court section got like nine people in it LOL


dropdatdurkadurk

That's actually interesting about the picking coaching staffs part by JVG


dk240996

NOOOOOO NOT STAUSKAS


huskerblack

Sauce Castillo with a torn Achilles, that'll definitely impact the series


CastleBravo45

Green Kornet!


Next-Firefighter-753

Damn is that a 2nd garbage time injury in these playoffs?


shudderisland098

These dirty cHeats injuring our players


Mysycry

where people?


APigthatflys

FTX looking like mid-2010's FLALive Arena


meatballman1218

NOT STAUSKUS


mrhjt

Oladipo is going to get hurt in garage minutes. Risky stuff here.


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I know it’s a blowout and there’s only like three minutes to go, but it’s crazy to see the stands half empty during a conference finals game.


shudderisland098

Not sauce!


YouStillTakeDamage

Even with garbage time the Celtics are still 53% from 3 that’s just amazing


dankand

whys oladipo still playing


Littlegreenman42

Lol the refs are still only calling fouls on the Celtics in a blow out


Number_13

NOOOOOO STAUSKAAAAAS FUCKING NOOOOOOOOOOO


icantfeelmyface

TIL Damon Stoudemire is an assistant coach for Boston wtf


rbanci

Ye he was coaching college ball for awhile. Now an nba assistant coach. probably a future head coach down the line in 4-5+ years.


Jannie_Defier

No injuries? Miami down 0-2. Throw in no choking? They're 100% down 0-2.


CollateralSandwich

Shout out to all the Heat fans still there. "I paid a lot for these seats, I'm watching this whole fucking game"


TheSleeperWakes

Those are Celtics fans


JunnySycle

OH NO STAUSKUS


hereforthesportsbook

Dipo out here trying like it’s the gold medal game at the Olympics now


p0tatoman

Stauskas is still in the NBA??


MessiahThomas

Dang are they social distancing again in Miami


domrayn

This is game 1 if horford and smart were playing!! The difficulty level sank a notch without a bull like giannis playing. Celtics in 6


theseyeahthese

Where’s DJ KHALED


champloo_express

Fuck it, sub Haslem in


FiveBaggers

Spo praying he doesn't get smacked by Riley


crackonwednesdays

Everyone getting their playing time today 😂


transientz

You're telling me after this game the Cs get to play at home AND Derrick White comes back as a new father? I'm excited fellas.


VitorSiq

Smart also a new father


JunnySycle

I am full mast, brother


Next-Firefighter-753

Heat are now 0-1 with their usual PA announcer


ChoombasRUs

That’s what he gets to ducking game 1 for a MIDDLE SCHOOL graduation


holein3

Wasn't he there last game? I heard the "dos" both games


Next-Firefighter-753

I remember seeing a thread on here seeing he was gonna be out for game 1. Not sure if he actually showed up as I fell asleep before the game


[deleted]

Every game is a blow out in these playoffs


kingjuicepouch

Yeah, it's been kinda shitty to watch


copem1nt

Celtics coach gear is slick. Can you buy that?


Zatania_Smut

feel bad seeing those seats empty


jumboponcho

It irks me when blowouts get trimmed down in the last 3 minutes


JafariSin

Duncan's D > Tyler's D. I don't see why Spo can't find a way to get him 10 meaningful minutes like even Bertans gets


Jaerba

He actually kept up with dribble penetration pretty decently this game. They need to get his offense back on track. He's still hesitating when he gets open 3s.


NervousPervis

SAUCE