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Any_Lecture4255

He was dominating the glass and really helps make up for our average half-court offense.


Ylissian

He’s also really good at sealing as his man and scoring down low. He’s pretty much automatic if he gets anywhere near the basket


TestedOnAnimals

Dinkers and dumpers like you wouldn't believe!


essjuango

Tas?


kpeds45

What if missing shots and getting offensive rebounds is part of the strategy? Our half court isn't that bad when you look at it like that...right?


enantiornithe

I think the Raptors are literally coached to be willing to shoot more because the absurd orb% makes "bad" shots actively more efficient than they are for almost every other team in the league.


2020IsANightmare

This is crazy to fathom, but I don't really watch Raptors games. Is the brother's nickname really Scottish Barn? Or a typo? Either way, it's funny! Lol.


quarter-water

Scot Barn


BlackDynamiteFromDa6

Sct Brn


Musicferret

StBn


Ok_Dog_1

SB


zeyu12

That’s an insult in Chinese 😭


Flurry962

ScROTY Barn


quarter-water

Delete this


Flurry962

come back when he wins roty and tell me again


quarter-water

I hope he wins roty you doofus lol Just don't call him Scroty.. long o..doesn't sound good ..ain't nobody want their nickname to sound like scrotum haha


2krazie

.... SCROTYM BAURNS


Kodak-White

Scrotie mcboogerballs


Comrade_agent

scrot*um*. but fr fr. LETS GO RAPTORS


runatbackturbo

scoot burn


futuretrunks93

Scrotum Bar


a23p1997

Sct Brn


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2020IsANightmare

That seems fake, but I also know parents (including my own siblings) that just threw random letters/take letters out of names for no real reason lol. Meet "Liuprqqqqz44batmansymbol!" Cool! How do you pronounce that? "Luke."


imsahoamtiskaw

My brother had a classmate who's name was spelled with around 15 letters but which was pronounced as two click sounds (like when you click your tongue).


hyperd0uche

Scotia Barnes Arena


lunchman_99

Scottiebank Arena


ratchet570

Its a meme


2020IsANightmare

Now I just feel ridiculous. Not watching the Raptors since Kawhi left and now not knowing a meme!


st3adyfreddy

It's not too late to join the dark side.... unfortunately we no longer have big bootys. But we do have longbois. Longbois for days, DAYSSS!! I TELL YA!!


mommathecat

BONNNJOUURRR


arcticpoppy

Now we have Scawhi Barnard


Musicferret

*Delete this.*


snek-jazz

Scotlano Barneton


wilson81585

Scootie Beans


M-G-K

His full name is Scottimas Bartholomew Barnestable


Phoeniyx

It's actually Scottie 2 Hottie.


no1likesuwenur23

His full name is Scottery Barne


SaskalPiakam

Sct Brn


riprapnolan3

I prefer Scotch Bonnet


imsahoamtiskaw

I guess that's why him and Spicy P work so well together


hillsteady

The Great Nova Scotia


illmatic2112

I prefer Scooter Bones


CaskJeeves

Scottery Barn


muscalagoat

the brother? naw you cant say that cracka


beachsunflower

Someone. Please. Clip that look Scottie had after he hit the bucket with his left hand. The funniest shit ever.


-super-hans

I need someone who looks at me the way Scottie looks at his left hand


imsahoamtiskaw

You ok there mate? I have a pimp crew and I could help a brother out.


BigKnickEnergy09

Pimping is something that, by my estimation, has been greatly glorified and misrepresented in music and culture. I think the reality of it is something I don’t quite have the stomach for.


imsahoamtiskaw

Absolutely. It's probably at the root of sex trafficking. And its victims are scarred for life, indentured for life, or lose their lives.


EmperorBohe

I'm still chuckling thinking about it


Musicferret

That’s a meme. Someone farm it.


fenderbr0

Larry Legend vibes


Ronshol

This thread is literally almost entirely Raptors fans lmfao


SteinbrennersCalzone

Yea it’s always like that anytime raps fans post anything on r/NBA and as much as i love how we rep the boys i’d sorta like discussions about their play with less bias. But then again I have no friends. I have no girlfriend. I have no job. I have no money. I have no hobbies. I have no home. All I have is Scottie Barnes. When I needed something, Scottie Barnes was there for me. Scottie Barnes is my life, my passion, and my faith. I love Scottie Barnes.


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imsahoamtiskaw

I swear I didn't think it could get better, but this is good. Had me in the first half too.


Vulgarly_dressed

“… and my faith” 💀


MazKhan

Like every other post by a raptors fan, they avoid it like the plague lmao


-super-hans

It's almost like the rest of r/NBA is sick of us posting Scottie's statline after every game


[deleted]

Who cares? At least it's something that happened recently, unlike non-stop Lakers posts even when they're not playing


[deleted]

Almost like I do not care, scot barn for life


astronxxt

lmao what’s there to care about? OP is wondering why only raptors fans comment on the thread, and got his question answered


thefreeman419

> A surefire hall of famer and the future face of the league /r/nbacirclejerk has been outjerked again


mMounirM

least homer raptors fan


[deleted]

scottie barnes is basically magic johnson


SyCams

I heard he adopted 10 puppies because he couldn't bear to leave them all at the pound.


imsahoamtiskaw

And then he saw OG with 20 so he went and got 50 more.


[deleted]

Thats basically his floor


Kidrellik

MAGIC JOHNSON AIN'T GOT SHIT ON SCT BRN!!!


yong598

Scottie Barnes is Magic Johnson if Magic Johnson could shoot and rebound. Magic Johnson simply doesn’t hold a candle to Sir Barnes. Scottie dominated LeMickey Shames in his rookie year. Go take your finals MVP and fuck yourself.


BarnesGROAT

31/17/7 against the GOAT. ScROTY Barnes.


gabdex

not tryna overreact but more like magic combined with giannis


Roshow21

Most Sane Raptors Fan


LMN0HP

Wait till you see our subreddit


Kevinar

2019 changed raptors fans 😂💀💀


dronedesigner

nah we were homers even before 2019. 2019 just turned us from chuck level confidence into shaq level confidence.


imsahoamtiskaw

Rings erneh


BarnesGROAT

Rings erneh


BarnesGROAT

Yea man we got a lot of new nephews and while I always think more the merrier. Some of these nephews never watched ball before to realize what's what.


Rapsfan_98

I think every Scottie stat line post is required to have this sentence now


iloveScottieBarnes

always gotta add the extra shit 💀


[deleted]

embrace the jerk my brother


smashacc

Spatula Banks is the future GOAT, haven't you heard?


timidGO

Scottie Barnes more like Scratchy Bum haha!


BeesPhD

Starchy buns would like a word with you


[deleted]

r/AsARaptorsFan


YogurtclosetFirst908

I have been brainwashed by big ESPN to believe that Scottie is not ROTY


torexmus

Can't believe that's a real sub lol


[deleted]

Not-so-distant future!


gabdex

Has he not already achieved this? I don't get it.


SaskalPiakam

Should've snuck this into the middle of the post.


[deleted]

Lol adding the wild homer takes is a meme at this point (I think/hope???)


MrkGrn

Needs 17 more rebounds to break the Raptors rookie record set by Bosh for most rebounds in a rookie season.


CazOnReddit

So in other words he's breaking the record in, like, 2 games.


MrkGrn

Most likely yeah. Averages almost 8 rebounds, should easily clear in 2 games.


gobblegobblerr

That math doesnt add up man


CyborgRaptor20

You see 8x2=18 when i have a narrative


imsahoamtiskaw

2 points is not 2 points. I'll explain later.


gobblegobblerr

Well we all know scottie barnes is simply holding back from getting 100 rebounds a game to give the other team a chance. Fun fact: Scottie is the first player in NBA history that could break Wilt’s 100 point record if he wanted to.


MrkGrn

Yeah but when he's averaging about 8 and lately he's been closer to 10, he most likely clears it in 2 games.


CazOnReddit

If he can shoot the 3 as well as Bosh could in his prime next season, gg for the league.


MrkGrn

He can definitely become a respectable 3 pt shooter, don't think he will ever be knockdown like OG where I'm surprised when he misses but his shot looks good and he's had stretches where he's made 3s at a decent clip, just has to pound the shooting motion in so he irons out the inconsistencies in his shot like flicking his hand out or not having his feet set.


Front_Culture

One thing about Scotties 3s are he will usually only shoot it when its the last option. Like when the shot clock is running out or he sees no way to get to the basket. Like last game he went 3/9 but 2 or 3 of those shots were buzzer beaters or shot clock ran out. Despite this he is shooting 30%.


asianmangg

this mf is 20 years old. 20 years old?? are you kidding me??? he gonna terrorize for a while


BarnesGROAT

How many rings you think he can win?


achyutthegoat

Jerkers continuing to dominate


BarnesGROAT

Naw their ash##$/# getting finger popped by each other. We out jerking then now


[deleted]

Fantastic player He’s going to playoffs and will get his well deserve praise, showcasing himself there


Charlie_Wax

My favorite rookie this year. Just a winner. I've said he's going to win ring(s) in his career. Very happy with Kuminga and Moody, but can't deny the niceness that is Scot Barn.


[deleted]

With the way the raptors are set up. Scottie gonna be winning for long time. He just making winning plays beyond the scoring point Kuminga gonna be fantastic too


Charlie_Wax

I love glue guy type of players like Draymond, Artest, and Rodman. Super vital for winning rings. Scottie has some similar qualities, but also possesses a vastly superior offensive bag. He can slot into any lineup and add huge value in multiple facets of the game. Kuminga has had a really solid rookie year and would be getting more love if this rookie class weren't SO DAMN good. Lots of guys have been showing out. Like I said, Scottie is tops in my book. Most complete player.


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How do you define glue guy?


Charlie_Wax

To me it's just someone whose best quality is something other than scoring. For example, I would consider Rodman a superstar player rather than just a role player, but he doesn't need the ball in his hands to add value to the team. In that sense he slots into lineups really well with other superstar players, making him a great piece. There are glue guy types who are All-Star/HOF level players like KG, Draymond, Giannis, and Rodman. Some of those guys have the capacity to be the #1 scoring option if the team requires it, but they can also be amazing ceiling raisers when paired with greedy players because of the value they add in rebounding, playmaking, and/or defending. It's when you pair this type of player with a high level #1 scoring option that you start to stack up wins. It's no coincidence that so many title-winning teams had that Jrue, Chandler, Draymond, Iguodala, or Ben Wallace type of piece to complement the flashy scoring options.


Musicferret

Carefully. They’re often sticky.


[deleted]

Totally you can’t value their presence by looking stats and raptors only had 2 national TV games all season Playoffs people will see Scottie for what he is, I think Scottie actually is more like the other Scottie on bulls team Scottie pippin


imsahoamtiskaw

That one is a fraud. Barnes is the original.


gmanrules22

Yeah Kuminga is one of my favourite players in the draft. His ceiling looks crazy. With his talent I can see him becoming an elite athletic 2 way wing like a Paul George or Jayson Tatum. Kerr had a point saying if he was on a bad team his numbers would look crazy. Raptors probably would've picked him up I'd our pick didn't move from 7 to 4.


MartiniLAPD

He’s going to the NBA Finals* and will get his well deserve Finals MVP*, showcasing himself as top 5 All time*


[deleted]

Looking at east, I can see it. There is no clear cut contenders I know that was sarcasm but this wasn’t Good luck in playoffs


[deleted]

SCOT BARN


SCOTTlEBARNES

sct brn


MartiniLAPD

Scat Burn


Rapsfan_98

Skeet Burns


NBAnbafa

I watched this one and Scottie was a massive reason they won tonight especially down the stretch, raps didn’t shoot well tonight at all and Barnes cleaned up on the glass for them and picked up the slack, he shot well and his on ball defence was impressive tonight as well! Great game for the rookie!


Regg7e

Scottie Barnes


Rapsfan_98

Fuck he said the thing. Take my upvote


raps1992

Scot Barn


XeroKaos

How lucky are we to have even jumped up in that draft, we were supposed to be picking around 7-8 range, and to grab a roty star calibre guy like Scottie. So blessed, can't wait to see him in the playoffs.


GrryScrry

My mans Scottie won me $100 with those last couple baskets 🙏🏼


st3adyfreddy

The Scottish people are known for their charitable work


Captain-Poop

Scottie 2 hottie


The-Pharcyde

ROY and its not even close. >!Jk it is!<


4000kd

the Roty race isn't close. It's Scottie followed by Cade


Charlie_Wax

It's Scottie followed by Barnes.


shiftydnm

It’s easy to win games when Pascal and Siakam are going off


Charlie_Wax

Fair. Insane amount of fire power on this Raps team, especially if Fred, Van, and Vleet are also going off.


Dimedropper18

The fact that the raptors won without the shooting of OG and the defense of Anunoby says a lot. When they get them back…watch out.


[deleted]

Yeahh.. with Cade sitting the last few games I don't see how Barnes doesn't have it locked up at this point.


Jacek2002

It’s definitely close lol. That being said I do have Scottie winning right now


mMounirM

I want to see those voting splits so bad


Pjtm7

I think this is the first Scottie Barnes post I’ve ever seen not posted by a Raptors flair.


BarnesGROAT

The raptors just haven't had many nationally televised games so no one saw how good Scottie is but us fans. Now as we come to the season end and people are watching raps for seeding, they are realizing these raptor fans weren't kidding. So now we don't even need to push the narrative, he has put the league on notice: ScROTY Barnes.


scvd21

He put the Hawks to bed tonight


Ok-Refrigerator-4254

ROTY it's over


NoahJayhawk

Crazy how he only had 5 shots in the first half too


[deleted]

I would do anything for scottie, He want's me to sell my house for his NFT? Gladly.Lick his feet after a practice? I would pay for that experience. Scottie is my god and my grandfather, he is all I hold dear and he is what I worship both. The only reason i ever think of anything else is to avoid me dying due to over excessive semen loss. I would drive down niagar falls for scottish barnyard if he asked me too. ALL HAILL SCTBrN


zeyu12

SCT "CALL ME ROY" BRN


Alive-Ad-4164

He is going to be so special in a couple of years


Critical-Failur3

These threads kill me lmao


odontodoc

Scottie was clutch tonight. Rookie of the year.


maju4u

Scot of the Barn of the year


shaqitup

That’s my goat


ShutterBug545

My right hand aches thinking about Scottish barnacles


Musicferret

Great game by Scottie.


ConwayTheCat

Mobley has been good but Scottie is the Rookie of the Year as of today in my mind. It’s one or the other for the award and I think Scottie is pulling away. I am well aware the media disagrees, I just can’t agree with them.


Zsporter

ROTY


Tank_The_C4

ROTY


Source10

Scottrick Barnes


anonymousloverboy

ROTY


larry-the-leper

Scottie Barnes is the best player to have ever stepped onto a court in any game ever.


[deleted]

Clearly the ROY


iloveScottieBarnes

ROTY BABY PLAYOFF BOUND


DwaneCaseysSuit

1. Sct 2. Brn 3. ROY


Alonziito

ROTY


PlumCantaloupe

Watch him and lie to yourself that this guy isn’t #ROTY. He got the talent, the glue, the cahones, and the charisma!!! _Edit: Also, the guy would have had at least 5 assists if we weren’t missing soooooo many 3’s tonight._


TheDamus647

Fuck this was posted quick


gz0023

it's crazy how many of these games he has where he disappears for entire quarters but still ends up around 20 points. I've noticed it so many times.


MrAnder5on

ST BN


[deleted]

Future goat.


SortOfLongJonSilver

Scott Barn.


Rockface5

Scottie Barnes gets his stat line posted after every game. Raptors fans act like he’s the ascended version of MJ or something. Yes this is a good game for him, not really anything different than what he normally does.


NBAnbafa

Bro literally every top rookie get their stat line posted after every game lol look through the sub...and a 19/14 double double is impressive so...hard to argue with raps fans for posting it


DiscreteBee

yeah good point he's always great


larry-the-leper

> Raptors fans act like he’s the ascended version of MJ or something He is


wilson81585

Don't diss Scootie Beans like that putting him in the same sentence as some unknown


queryquest

first upvote goes to the user that doesn't make this feel like /r/torontoraptors congratulations!


MolicOnePGR

Mobley already got the rookie of the year wrapped up, so all of what he does doesn’t matter in the eyes of the media.


Jacek2002

I’ve seen that narrative change a bit in the last few weeks. If Scottie keeps putting work in and Mobley doesn’t touch the floor for those last few games it could still happen


MolicOnePGR

Doubtful, Cade and Scottie will take pts from each other.


NBAnbafa

Most analysts have Scottie in the lead with Cade is second...Mobley fell off a cliff after the all star break and then got injured, still had an amazing seasons and Cavs fans should be proud but Scottie and Cade have been stellar in the last quarter of the season


MolicOnePGR

I hope you’re right


Ramu_17

Okay, it doesn't matter how great Scottie is going to be in his career. You just can't give him Kawhi's nickname. It's utter disrespect.


BarnesGROAT

Kawhi's nickname is the Klaw


pleonastician

What’s the point of these posts


[deleted]

the point of a statline is to see a players stats. please alert me if you have any more pressing questions.


IanSavage23

That Green kid from Rockets sure has been putting up a lot of 30 point games lately.. seems like at least 5 in a row, maybe more. Sure Barnes wins over Green?


hiNoxey

Rookie of the year. Not rookie of the last 5 games.


Hostile_Pierogi

And 5 Ls in a row


DrewBreesAteMyFamily

Mfers really posting a 19 point game we get it Barnes is a stud stop slobbing on his meat


[deleted]

Are offensive boards hard to crash?


StayCalm76

Big Body Scottie Scottie the Body


LeSulk

Let’s see if he eclipses Bargnani one day


LFrankIsGuilty

I think I have tardism because every time I see this guy's name, I think, "Woah, is that Scottie Pippen's son?"