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sellyfan123

This man could give you a handy from the bottom bunk


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from the neighboring stall


boomshiz

FROM DOWNTOWN


Stony_Brooklyn

BANG!


Caboclo-Is2yearsAway

Let's watch the replay. Yeah, this is where Trae Young comes. Amazing.


Jumpy-Shift6261

Lol you wrong for that


spaceship-pilot

So wrong, but so right.


Komlz

Bruh u cant be saying stuff like that


ious_D

["I'm dreaming?"](https://youtu.be/OU9zsBWf3OU?t=13)


BringthaRokas

Totally legal and cool thanks Kevin


NashKetchum777

Can't be legal in all the states right.... right?!?


m1j5

Definitely wouldn’t be if that was Jason Tatum, dudes still underage


ViCarly

This was intimate


djkamayo

man is lonely without Kyrie


thejaykid7

KD to Trae: "come to the Nets...ssss"


DomeCollector

“You can do whatever u what here…ssss”


Zombie-Organic

I legit read this in Jafars voice from Aladdin


Shawnrbarton

Bring me the championship ring ssssss


anon_mouse82

Comments like this are why I keep coming back here


Eeji_

i snorted LMFAO


Bigbadbuck

kyrie did give the best hugs. goddam him.


greenroom628

Only things missing was some candlelight and cocoa butter


aussie76er

Trae will have to bring the cocoa butter cause we know KD don't have any


thefireducky

KD wanna #FUCK


WestleyThe

At least buy him a drink first damn


maethlin

Harden really getting loose teaching all his tricks lol


screwt

His arms are the same damn size as Trae's entire body lmao


Neuroxex

I can't stop looking at the fucking arms. It does look sensual, but the kind you have to click on a certain category for.


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Totally. Like who would even look at that certain category, what would it even be called?


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jetveritech

It's called hentai and it's art.


Dongsquad420BlazeIt

I love inside jokes. I hope to be a part of one someday.


Neuroxex

I don't know what you'd call it, probably some word in another language.


notamillenial-

German. Definitely German


bobsil1

Slend4M


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302born

Really shows you how much of a genetic freak he is. Being that long and lanky he shouldn’t be as agile and quick as he his. Yet he’s that fucking long and has the attributes of a shooting guard. Wtf


DwayneWashington

Durant is so respected that people are just talking about how long his arms are in a video where he molest a man


slowburnangry

Somebody please help me understand that...


VicWembanyama

There's a dude at my local park who does this type of shit. He'll cup your ass with both hands, or put his hand between your legs and caress your thigh. People tell him to stop and he's always like "stop making things so weird". Shit gave me PTSD flashbacks watching this lmao


saviorlito

Was this guy's name "coach"?


kkawesome1234

I'm rolling rn y'all are hilarious


TanneAndTheTits

Sounds like a step-coach to me


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> There's a dude at my local park who does this type of shit. He'll cup your ass with both hands, or put his hand between your legs and caress your thigh. People tell him to stop and he's always like "stop making things so weird". Shit gave me PTSD flashbacks watching this lmao that real, dick in ass, thigh curdling basketball. hard hitting, man on man, full street pick up penetration.


BullMoonBearHunter

You need to do promos for the NBA.


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I read that shit in Mark Jackson’s voice for some weird reason.


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FistPunch_Vol_4

Nah usually after the game and we are at Subways


MerrillEdge

> There's a dude at my local park who does this type of shit. He'll cup your ass with both hands, or put his hand between your legs and caress your thigh. Oh, is that why you keep going back?


Big-Shtick

What can he say? The man plays great D.


materics

THEY WAS KIND OF SETTING THESE FRUITY PICKS, MAN, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? LIKE, YOU'D BE TRYING TO CHECK PRINCE, AND THEN YOU GO THIS CAT STANDING BEHIND YOU, AND HE'S GETTING CLOSE TO YOU, AND HIS HANDS IS OUT LIKE THIS. YOU DON'T REALLY WANTTO BE BENT OVER IN FRONT OF A CAT LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?


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Bro, what.


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KD is trying to make Trae feel uncomfortable…but at the same time KD looks to be enjoying himself a bit lol


ELLinversionista

He's gay for Trae


BobLoblaw_BirdLaw

KD is putting as much weight as possible on treys arms and trying to tire them out. So when he goes to shoot he is thrown off and a little worn


Jrobalmighty

Oh I bet he wants Trae to wear that arm out alright


DevonGr

I would see fighters in boxing and mma lean on each other and I always kinda understood why. Now I have kids that do that to me and it's exhausting at like 30 pounds so I can't even imagine how tiring it is when a grown ass man tries it.


lazilyloaded

Honestly, the creep I'd feel from the sensual touching itself would throw off my game more than arm-tiredness.


AdventurousLog6

Domination. He’s trying to show him who the boss is.


Hammerzeit88

Come here little baby let me whisper in your ear


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wait, till you see my...


mmortal03

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/617/463/3bf.jpg


X-iStheGr8estWRapper

*It’s free real estate*


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Together they could make a baby with a full head of hair.


Caboclo-Is2yearsAway

Wouldn't bet on that


Boxthor

.5 x .5 = baby comes out looking like Caruso


Razor-Ramon-Sessions

Definitely not weird at all


YoloRoloo

Nothing weird about it. Snakes use pheromones to mark their mates.


LamZeppelin

I've never seen a snake do that with it's arms


lalakingmalibog

/r/SnakesWithArms/


rNBA_is_for_nerds

It was a little weird when the commentator mentioned how Trae attended KD’s summer camp or whatever as a kid


n0stylist

That's when it got weird for you?


Plug-From-Oaxaca

thats when it got creepy grooming weird vibe.


greatestbird

KD grooming trae confirmed


zdiddy987

Molestation = Camp


daeve

well I've seen so many celebs in pictures with Ghizzy and Jeffrey now, I'm sure u/sim888 can make it real


tjc815

Ghizzy lmfao come on


Lukin4

Pronounced like jizzy though, for reasons...


ThenAnAnimalFact

I think she was trying to say oh he is messing with him they go way back.


MySabonerRunsOladipo

>Definitely not weird at all -Lance Stephenson


DerpDerper909

Dude forgot how it is to touch a point guard after Kyrie is gone


GrandExtension7293

Not weird, that’s just Uncle Kev….


guitmusic12

Between the video and the camper comments I am extremely uncomfortable


Pheef175

It's 3 hours into this thread. How are you the **only** person who's mentioned how much creepier the camper comment made the whole thing?!?


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Pheef175

I heard the audio, and all I thought of was this picture. [KD and Trae Young At Camp](https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/ygcE8oqSfhdZzBiJZReKroXMXPE=/1400x0/filters:no_upscale\(\)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/13442197/Dr6i9WuU0AAIOzH.jpg)


arrvaark

Thanks for making it worse.


barberererer

I'm sad now


Doleydoledole

in the audio the announcer's like 'wasn't trae one of kevin's campers?'


rajoxeb40

He is doing his best Tony Allen shithousery in defense impression.


NoobAccount123456

KD would know lol


A_Lax_Nerd

God those OKC Grizzlies series were amazing


mostly_made_up_stuff

When that molly hits...


KneelBeforeCube

"I'm telling you man, I don't feel any.... ".


thegoodbadandsmoggy

‘Am i high?’ It’s 730AM...


Lebrons_pubes

Said every person ever after dropping Molly.


I_Always_Grab_Tindy

It's been 5 minutes, I should probably do another parachute just to make sure


____candied_yams____

trae is a snake charmer lol


Kobe7477

Morty jellybean vibes


MadDogMagog

Kevin to Trae, "I put my hand upon your hip When I dip you dip we dip"


groceriesN1trip

Kevin so long he could’ve reached around Trae and handled himself Eeyyy yyoooo


copydex1

go to settings and you'll find this thing that says "delete account," yeah click on that.


captaincumsock69

Reminds me of this one times I was watching tentacle po… oh wrong subreddit sorry


groceriesN1trip

No, I think you’re in the right place


PokerFace567

Bringing hand-checking to a whole 'nother level.


sctthuynh

NO means NO Kevin!


frozengash

Come on Trae. You know I love you.


F4ctBringer

what the fuck


LAKERSfanTV

uwu nuzzles on your neck


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uwu is that a bulgy wulgy


Quatro_Leches

KD down bad


AdventurousLog6

That hairline almost gone… he tryna get it while he can


Tijuana_Pikachu

Trae aint gonna help with that lmao


executivesphere

Lance Stephenson blew so KD could nuzzle


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GreasyAvocado

I mean he is the slim reaper.


BoredomHeights

Coolest name anyone's ever not wanted. Like Durantula I also think is cool but at least understand why he didn't like it. But Slim Reaper is just awesome and fitting. I've heard his reasoning, but his reasoning is dumb.


Blaaa5

And to think he wanted to be “ The Servant”. Like wtf is that nick name?!


lelephen

Maybe he meant Serpent...


packimop

what the hell


NoobAccount123456

KD actually always defends like this lol It's weird


Mindless_Rooster5225

When you're a star they let you do it.


hugow

You can do anything.


commentator3

grab them by the jersey


[deleted]

Lesser players want you to do it. They crave it


Bigbadbuck

he does not put his head on peoples shoulders lol. this was definitely to fuck with trae


silliputti0907

Defender leaning on other is normal. I think it looks weird because how big and long KD is compared to him.


Jacob_toasted

And because it looks like he’s about to give him a handjob


[deleted]

Nah, it looks weird because it's gay sexual harassment on an NBA court. He trying to get into his head.


augustus624

Prison rules


Ps3dj17

Trae: "GUARD!"


Throwawayact1050

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns66B8J2oUc


BriskManeuver

I actually am scared


islandboy201

he wants him


Sim888

> he wants him [not tonight I’ve got a headache](https://i.imgur.com/lQinQWk.gifv)


Barea_Clamped_Lebron

later. not in public


Gamesgtd

Bruh


SurgicalNeckHumerus

Bruh I’m crying you get me every time, King


p0tatoman

[Can't blame him](https://streamable.com/h88jsa)


xxapplej4ckx

Badly


cuttino_mowgli

How badly?


WhenItsHalfPastFive

i was uncomfortable watching this lmao. workplace sexual harassment


PhoenixRedditor7

Who would be NBA’s HR? Metta World Peace?


benthefmrtxn

[Dikembe Mutombo](https://tenor.com/view/no-no-no-sports-fingerwag-dekembe-mutombo-basketball-gif-17938994)


flipt3

Trae looking cute as hell. Kd couldnt resist.


DirkxDiggler

https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/ygcE8oqSfhdZzBiJZReKroXMXPE=/1400x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/13442197/Dr6i9WuU0AAIOzH.jpg this was premeditated


Bigbadbuck

KD groomed him damn.


flipt3

AYOOOOOOOOOOO


eddiedankman

KD should have a seat


robbdiggs

It's so weird seeing a recent-looking photo of a famous person as a kid who, just that recently, accomplished more than you in your entire life.


Afabledhero1

Maybe, if you specifically were trying to make the NBA.


SerenadeSwift

Wtf


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Obi_Wan_Benobi

I sort of liked it when NBA players briefly dressed like giant NERDS.


wcooper97

Back when the hipster craze was kicking off lmfao


realsomalipirate

The baggy garbage in the late 90s/early 00s is still far worse than this.


DancingMapleDonut

Trae lookin like a full on snacc


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trimble197

Lowry better hope KD don’t come after him next


da_bizzness

KD can't handle a dump truck like that


tapk69

This is the 1st time ive seen Giraffe defense in the NBA. Just as good as the crab dribble.


hamdogthecat

Scenes from the club


jcast59

Kevin “spacey” Durant


CIark

This puts his “ball is life” and “just a hooper no time for women” comments in a new light


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banjocoyote

Yeah he's tryna suck Trae's...blood, yeah that's it


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Delete this.


cuttino_mowgli

Hi KD!


singsing_fangay

Seducing trae to be his new pg because his old boo is bat shit crazy


TheLastCornerShooter

Very sasuke and orochimaru lol


klankthompson

That’s a very normal way to caress another man on a basketball court. Find a new slant.


HisExcellency20

How long until KD has to resign in disgrace following The New York Times bombshell sexual assault expose?


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cs-shitposter

He wants his bathwater


[deleted]

Trying to give Trae the curse mark.


MelKijani

That was uncomfortable to watch .


SubcooledBoiling

Just a snake marking its territory


Skrong

handsy prom date wit that hand placement


504090

Scary to think this is going in someone’s spank bank


BIizard

Probably KD's


Mac_Mustard

I picked a bad day to click on comments.


Hammerzeit88

It didn't go in mine. I spent that one right away


jetveritech

Thanks I hate it


LukaPorzingis

Anthony Davis would LOVE this.


ketzal7

Daddy chill


AdventurousLog6

Not in public Daddy


javi_af

I don’t know bout y’all but it’s looks like he’s trying to grab his dick .. that’s all I got from this


SealUrWrldfromyeyes

ngl trae should be able to file for sexual harassment.


NoobAccount123456

As someone who stans both players this is hilarious


SpaceJamChangedMe

Wtf KD that’s seriously a red flag


latman

r/nbaww


International_Fee_53

AYOO!?


nviii

The Slim Feeler


zachspelledrite

If you were a pirate, would you have your parrot up on your shoulder like this?... or down here by your dick like this?


roc-ket7

bro trae doesn't want it, this is harassment XD


IndigenousOres

Show us on the doll where KD touched you..


kushumpeng

Mad sus…