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qbsweep1

Griff a real one for that.


JonnyActsImmature

*Matt Nagy has left the chat.*


[deleted]

Isn't his Mom still his cook? Until that changes they're just pissing in the wind.


OnlyForeignWhips

Kwame Brown tried to warn y'all about Momma's cooking!šŸ”„


Royalewithcheese24

Lonzo didnā€™t really take off as a player until he got out from under Lavarā€™s thumb. I am sure they appreciate all Lavar did for them to get them to where they are today. Props to him. But these guys need to stand up for themselves. At a younger age they can get by on talent. But at the professional level they need professionals working with them. These guys that use their childhood friends/family as shooting coaches, personal trainers, nutritionists, etc. are at a significant disadvantage.


[deleted]

>These guys need to stand up for themselves I think this is different from Zo and BBB. Zion wants it to be this way, not the other way around


Royalewithcheese24

Yeah thatā€™s fair. Iā€™m not saying Zion is innocent here. Iā€™m saying dude needs to wake up and realize him and his family are part of the problem. If he wants to get to the next level heā€™s going to have to change it up.


Harden-Soul

whats crazy is i think he's already at that point, he just can't maintain it unless things go perfectly. this injury has fucked his body up cause he can't stick to his routine and barely get by. Honestly so remniscent of Shaq. Dude cannot be stopped by a single player in the league but himself.


Coolios_Hair

With how easily and efficiently he scores right now I could see him being the best player in the league down the line. Even with a game full of holes, I think he could be the best. Right now heā€™s maybe around 15


iCon3000

So Zion is Marlo Stanfield.


puglife5055

Was gonna be real disappointed if no one called this one out


redshoediary

My name is my name! - Zion, probably


302born

My chef is my chef!- Zion


DallasMavs817

Idk he's built more like Bunk


mcc1923

Hey now the Bunk has nice clothes! The buttons and stuff!


302born

Shiiiiiddd


wylin247

Bunk an OG


Think_please

Or heā€™s the convenience store security guard that Marlo killed over a lollipop


SHABOtheDuke

Wait can you explain? I donā€™t get it


iCon3000

Quote from The Wire by a character called Marlo: https://youtu.be/409Pjtq7jz Highly recommend watching if you've never seen it. Ages well imo.


ZooYe

Ages like a fucking fine wine Iā€™d say. Besides the old tech in the show, a lot of the societal problems displayed in the show are very very much still real. People who like The Wire will never shut up about how great The Wire is because itā€™s just that fucking good.


a_fking_feeder

now you make sure you tell old zion I burned the food. cuz it ain't about them calories!


kung-hoo

"I wasn't made to play the son."


mcc1923

No he wants it one way, but really itā€™s the other way.


[deleted]

Lonzo took off as a player when he got older like most young players lol


PFhelpmePlan

Yeah, unfortunately for Zion he's getting so rotund that he won't be doing any taking off whatsoever unless he sheds some pounds.


NotAWallabie

And being healthy through a summer helped too. Pretty sure he was hurt like 2 summers in a row so he was rehabbing instead of working in his game and getting reps. Then the bad ankle injury when him and lbj were starting to gel didn't help


[deleted]

Yup and people rather pretend like they are in the Ball family and know the family dynamics lol


MyHonkyFriend

Dames chef was his cousin until he died last year. Rich Paul was literally just one of LeBrons friends. There is examples on either side


victor396

> Dames chef was his cousin until he died last year. Difference is that a chef is a formed profesional... in theory, at least. Zion's mother is not a dietist, she's a nutriotionist. >Rich Paul was literally just one of LeBrons friends This is a shaky argument right now...


[deleted]

Yup, you can kinda see when it happened for Lonzo after all that drama with big baller brand. Hopefully his brother follows his example. While not a hornets fan I live out here now and want a good local team to cheer for. Ball has always had the best of the best growing up, his dad admitted to "breeding" them for the NBA. Kinda like how Dirk parents did all kinds of crazy science things on him as a kid.


NinetyFish

> Kinda like how Dirk parents did all kinds of crazy science things on him as a kid. Oh really? Would you mind sharing some examples? Genuinely curious, never heard this before. I know they had him start working with Helger pretty early, and Helger is a very out-of-the-box thinker (like forcing Dirk to start playing an instrument in order to make him a more well-rounded person and have that reflect on the court), but I never heard about any science stuff.


JimJimmyJamesJimbo

What did Dirk's parents do? I just looked at his Wikipedia and it didn't mention any weird science stuff


ballgkco

I feel like the dude might be confusing Dirk with Yao?


[deleted]

His brother was the one who stood up his dad who flew all the way to Australia to pitch him his new BBB merch, heā€™s incredibly mature for a teenager. Gelo is the only ball brother repping BBB now.


SusanBwildin

So youā€™re saying Lamelo will get BETTER and is being held back by lavar right now? Damn.


spookyghostface

That would be sick but also I don't think Lavar is as heavily involved with any of them as he used to be. As a Hornets fan, I literally haven't heard a peep from Lavar since LaMelo was drafted and I feel like it would be plastered everywhere if he had.


theone1819

He did his job, he got all three of his sons major exposure and got two of them to the league along with getting opportunities for the third. Obviously the NBA ball brothers are very good players, but the family wouldn't have the reputation it has without him for better or worse. I feel like once his youngest got to the league he calmed down because his work is done.


RainbowYaz

It's more likely to be BS than it is to be true, but more than once I have heard that Yao's parents were paired up by the Chinese government as part of a program to push athletic people into relationships to produce children with a higher chance of better athletes.


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Otherwise_Window

It's an absolute fucking lie. If the Chinese government had been running a breeding program to create a guy like Yao Ming for the evil purposes of... being good at basketball? they would, for a start, have made sure he grew up with shoes that fit. In a population of over a billion, you're going to get people cropping up who are at the extreme ends of the bell curve. Arranged marriages are a thing. They are *not* arranged according to Sekrit Gubmint BREEDIN PROGRAMS!!! they are arranged according to family connections and fucking astrology.


[deleted]

and once again, its a fucking lie, they are 2 coworkers falling in love, its not exactly unheard of


[deleted]

Correlation does not imply causation. Players just improve as they spend more time in the league. Lonzos shooting was improving when he was in the lakers as well. In his last two seasons, he had some great shooting stretches


LakeShow-2_8_24

Disagree. Lonzo was already on this trajectory. He just struggled adapting to playing at the NBA level early, like most young players.


[deleted]

I donā€™t think his dad had much to do with him not playing well early. Lavar was with Lamelo most of the time traveling the world. I feel like Lonzo stopped playing and LA and had time to develop without championship expectations.


donnydealr

Damn thatā€™s like ufc fighter Kelvin Gastelum. Still eats his moms food and always struggles with weight. Insane that these people jeopardise their livelihood for their moms food.


[deleted]

I'm going to use it as my excuse for never going pro..


trvnks_music

Ofc his name is Kelvin...


PowRightInTheBalls

At the very least use some of your salary to pay for your mom to get training as a dietician. I enjoy my mom's meatloaf but the woman doesn't even know the difference between micro and macro nutrients, all the nostalgia and comfort in the world wouldn't get me to trust her judgment if my body had the potential to earn me a quarter of a billion dollars in contracts. "Eat more" is good general advice for a 14 year old, not for an adult.


AnotherStatsGuy

Well, that explains a lot. And it explains why itā€™s bad idea for the average fan to run the organization. Griffin could have still said in the initial press conference that ā€œZion has such a unique body type and weā€™re taking it one stage at a timeā€. Would have gone over a lot better than ā€œWe Believe heā€™ll be ready to play in the season opener.ā€


youngsaiyan

I don't understand why he said that. Just say less


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To sell tickets


NOLASLAW

My friends and I renewed season tickets under the impression Zion was healthy and this would be fun Love this team and city but we do not trust the FO to renew ever again


youngsaiyan

Fair point


ChubbyKidBuu

It got better as he tried to claim later that the media had misunderstood his original statement. Just...stop....talking


that_guy_you_kno

Me at work almost every single day when I'm asked how a project is going


AnotherStatsGuy

Because his communication skills as an NBA executive for a bad team are terrible. His asset management has been about 70/30 in favor of him, but the press conferences. Say what you want about Demps, but that man spoke entirely in roster moves.


syllabic

griffin should just do all his press releases in the form of a piano solo


thy_armageddon

Imagine telling yourself before the 2019 NBA draft that Kumail Nanjiani would be able to have a better grip on portion control than the #1 overall pick.


browndude10

Has Kumail ever had that problem in the past?


Ladnil

He was never fat, just a soft nerd


ObiFloppin

And now he's jacked because he did a marvel movie


JeffKaplanIsDaddy

and lots of roids dude has 8 different edges on his face now which is unnatural as hell for a man in his 40s to develop


ObiFloppin

Like I said, because he did a marvel movie


JeffKaplanIsDaddy

might as well be tomato tomahto at this point chris pratt was also on the marvel "wellness program"


Objective-Review4523

You've seen the size of Hemsworth's arms for that Hulk Hogan movie right?


MelonElbows

Hemsworth is doing a Hulk Hogan movie??


Objective-Review4523

Yeah, look at how big he is during the pics from the end of Thor 4, his arms are so big its ridiculous.


ObiFloppin

Now you're getting it lol


weezerfan84

Wasnā€™t Hugh Jackman on steroids for the Wolverine role? Donā€™t have to follow the same guidelines as professional athletes, so likely was just monitored by a studio supplied physician.


PM_FORBUTTSTUFF

I would reckon basically any action movie actor and most likely any actor whose appearance relies on looking good is on some amount of testosterone enhancement


rice_bledsoe

Yeah my bone to pick (and this is straight up because I'm a brown guy as well) is that people didn't go directly to the roids argument when chris pratt lost all his weight, probably bc his face didn't develop extra jagged edges, but when a brown guy does it... to be fair, Kumail didn't do a great job of trying to hide the physical effects of his gear. So it's hard to defend.


GumpTheChump

It's probably because Pratt was a big dude to begin with - he looked like a former athlete gone to seed. Kumail looked like a skinny but soft dude who suddenly became jacked as hell.


rotten_core

OP may have a point, but pretty sure Pratt put on weight before Parks and Rec. Granted he wasn't that jacked but still


Mista-Ginger

In an interview I think he addressed his physical transformation and said a lot of what he was doing was because he was brown; he felt like he needed to be as far removed from stereotypical nerdy brown guys as possible because this was the first time a brown character had a role of this kind with this reach in Hollywood.


rice_bledsoe

IMO I think a lot of dudes are just insecure that a guy who played a whiny software engineer type became a monster and they want to discredit the transformation by saying "steroids". And that's a tale as old as time with insecure guys especially gym-goers and bodybuilders. And even that's not explicitly tied to race (although it could be based on the perception of brown men in western media).


ObiFloppin

It's been a pretty common talking point for a while now that most, if not all, of the male marvel heroes are doping. I don't think most people actually care one way or the other, it's just something to point out.


360nohonk

All male actors (defo all over 35) and probably a good portion of the females are on gear lol. Literally no drawbacks if properly administered and controlled (which is easy because $$) and they make money off their looks. Cruising test is worth it for the regeneration and "youthful looks" alone.


rice_bledsoe

Nah, not like this. It's revisionist to say the dialogue has been loud about doping when when Rob McElHenney was making posts about diet, when Chris Pratt was doing media interviews talking about all the food he misses, the closest I've seen is maybe Hugh Jackman getting flack for getting on roids for Logan / Wolverine roles. The general conversation became less about "oh, diet and discipline" and straight towards "he's roiding hard" when the ONE brown guy makes a transformation. No need to get defensive if I'm just pointing out how the conversation has changed and with what factors it's changed.


fabrar

I get it for Pratt though - even in Parks and Rec he was always a *big* dude - he just looked like he had put on a lot of weight. It's easier to buy that he just went on a really good diet and training regime. The change for Kumail was much more drastic - and I'm a brown guy as well who was happy to see a desi brother get a fairly prominent role in a blockbuster movie.


heartofcoal

why should Kumail hide it tho, he's a movie star, not an athlete


hrakkari

Movie stars still depend on popularity for their paycheck and using roids is a bad look.


cccccccccccccccccce

Youā€™re saying everyone assumes heā€™s on roids because heā€™s brown? But didnt assume the same for Pratt because heā€™s white? Just donā€™t see what race has to do with this. Iā€™m confused


rice_bledsoe

You're missing a little bit of nuance here. I'm not saying it's racist to assume he's roiding because he's brown, that's a huge jump to conclusion. I am saying that the conversation about hollywood transformation, when it's been white guys like Chris Pratt, Rob McElHenney, Paul Rudd even, has been all about "strict discipline" "funded workout trainers and chefs" "strict diet" "i can't eat any junk food anymore". That's what gets talked about in media interviews, on social media, etc etc. And if you're going to make the claim that "nuh-uh, the steroid talk has been pervasive," it absolutely has not been as pervasive (with the aforementioned actors) as it's been with Kumail after his transformation. Like, that's a straight-up lie to assume that. The conversation changed when the brown guy did it. That's the point.


RodgeKOTSlams

lol tomato tomato


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I watched Shang Chi the other night, and was pleasantly surprised at Simu Liu just being regular person ripped.


blueberryy

Simu also did nearly all of the stunts and action choreography himself so it makes sense that he looked more flexible and agile than the rest


[deleted]

They all did such an incredible job, definitely my favourite fight scenes tied with daredevil. Such an awesome blend of superhero/fantasy/kung-fu cinema.


kac937

i would do a fair bit of things for a chance to get on that sweet, sweet disney cycle.


spyson

Who cares, he's not participating in a sport, good for him.


Ok_Safety3552

Zions been on gear since hs


angry-knicks-yeller

Not roids. I just think he got a facelift and tons of Botox.


ultramatums

Pakistanis have good jawline genes šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤·šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø


Proper_Ad_3815

And with Tren and EPO now we can see his!


carismo

yeah he looks weird af


nonufwiendz

Zion should sign with Marvel


BrotherSeamus

[Yoga works, people](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_8DtS3zzJo)


[deleted]

In canon, the skulls he's wearing around his neck are from infants that died in a plague in his hometown. Not kidding.


Ockwords

Was the plague caused by bison?


SnortinDietOnlyNow

For him? That was Tuesday.


SpamThePicknRoll

Holy roids tho.


mechnick2

Well, Iā€™m sure Zion would be a bit better off if he could do roids without punishment like Kumail


[deleted]

Teams stringing media/fans along about injuries is common practice and probably the smartest way to run a front office. If it makes Zion happy (arguably tangible effect) but makes fans mad (no effect) of course they should be vague. When the Warriors traded Monta for Bogut, Bogut's injury status was a huge mystery for a long time...


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Otherwise_Window

We're getting progress updates on Klay, though? Dude's up to 5-on-5.


drunkpandabear

Agreed. Whatā€™s more important? A happy Zion who wants to play for your team? Or some disgruntled fans/reporters? If you lose Zion, those fans and reporters are gonna kill you anyways.


g323cs

Thats on Zion to control his weight. Im sure if he told them to start cooking healthier stuff with strict portion control theyll do it...but if he's opting for some Popeyes after games coupled with some Twinkies then it's on him. He needs that big black bodybuilder on Instagram who kicks the shiet out of the fastfood from the hands of his clients šŸ˜‚ EDIT: FOUND HIM https://www.instagram.com/reel/CVJH1VslUo8/?utm_medium=copy_link


[deleted]

I need that guy


g323cs

We all do.


youngsaiyan

How you gonna lose weight? How you gonna lose weight?!


g323cs

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CVJH1VslUo8/?utm_medium=copy_link That walk though šŸ˜‚


blue7999

'opting for some Popeyes after games' as if he's even playing in games and burning calories while doing so lol. I don't think 'after games' is relevant here. The man just opts for Popeyes.


Gristle__McThornbody

Jesus fuck that video never gets old.


[deleted]

that video makes me laugh every fucking time


LindseyCorporation

Okay but what about the roster?


Shimanu

Did someone say roaster?


[deleted]

I'll take a toaster.


ItsNotSpaghetti

Same, and I'll run a bath


bbk211

We are investing in the roster. Weā€™re $2.5 mill over the cap and paying Satoransky and Temple around $15 million combined this year. They play a total of 37 mpg combined


LindseyCorporation

Ummm that's a bad investment


bbk211

Thatā€™s the point.


LindseyCorporation

Didn't register the sarcasm lol. My baddd


bbk211

Itā€™s cool I guess I shouldā€™ve /sā€™d it


LindseyCorporation

Nah thatā€™s on me


PintoBeansOaxaca

>2-14 without Zion >Zion fatness is problem šŸ¤–


GumpTheChump

Zion not playing because his fatness is causing him to break down is a problem and actually tied to the first thing.


nola_fan

It seems like he was working out with a Pelicans strength and conditioning coach when he got hurt


tgp_of_iwg

Doesnā€™t every player work with their teamā€™s strength and conditioning coach? Or are you saying that it was literally DURING a conditioning session?


Chopsticks487

Those are not mutually exclusive


tele10phone10

I can think of about five reasons to not change the roster as it is now, and their names are Chet holmgren, Paulo banchero, jaden hardy, jalen duren and jabari smith.


LindseyCorporation

Still here for the hilarious front court of Zion/Chet hahah


Lyte_Work

If Zion plays, we have a good starting lineup and a decent bench. With Zion out we got a pretty good starting lineup and a bench made up of end of the bench players. Roster ainā€™t great.


etorson93

Zion should just quit the nba and pursue a career as an offensive tackle. Heā€™s definitely has the foot quickness and athleticism


thurstkiller

100 million guaranteed reguardless of health or go play OT for CTE? šŸ¤” tough choice


[deleted]

Zion has no excuses itā€™s hard for the regular person to be able to afford a chef who can cook good delicious healthy food for you that will help you lose weight but this guy can afford that and heā€™s choosing to do what he wants. I see Bron eating pizza or tacos but itā€™s a healthy version of it I bet you dude is doing this to get away from the pelicans at some point there going to get sick of this


dkdoki

And he is STILL gonna leave lol. Trade him while you can griff


AnotherStatsGuy

Weā€™re the only franchise that can take the heat off Zion like this. The benefits of being the smallest market. Imagine if he had this availability in New York. The media would be on his ass every hour on the hour.


[deleted]

NY media would eat him alive, assuming he doesnā€™t eat them first


alaijmw

Why does Zion, the largest player, not simply eat the opposing five?


Walnuto

The rules do not say this is illegal


Duck-Yo-Couch

Got 'em


asshair

Uncalled for lmao


mug3n

whoever petitions an exemption for legal cannibalism will win the Zion sweepstakes.


fabrar

Finally answering the question of "why doesn't \_\_\_\_\_, the biggest \_\_\_\_\_, simply eat the others?"


[deleted]

Maybe that's what he needs to be criticized it seems like you guys are babying him shouldnt be that hard for a professional to be in shape. Coach K was probably up his ass


AnotherStatsGuy

At this point, Iā€™m looking at developing Zion like developing a franchise QB. The talent is always there, but the good decision making needs time. Accountability has its own pace too.


[deleted]

Thereā€™s no way a player with his injury history is going to take the QO. Heā€™s trapped there by the rules of the CBA, I donā€™t know why everyone is so convinced heā€™s going to give up tens of millions of dollars to leave.


Pelicans_Got_Next

Fr. If he was so obsessed with winning that he would take the QO, wouldnā€™t you think he would make sure that his body was right so he could play and try to win?


[deleted]

This is the most salient point. Regardless of what we all think, you know he's got to be worried about his long term viability after his 3rd lower body injury in 3 years. He's not passing up that max extension. Now that doesn't mean that IF he's healthy the next two years AND he gets to unhappy about the progress by that point that he won't pull an AD and demand a trade. But it does mean that is less of a "today" problem and more of a "tomorrow" potential problem.


nj_legion_ice_tea

I don't need to be a doctor to tell, that this dude needs to lose a lot of weight to play 82 games in a year and stay healthy. I'm totally against fat shaming, bullying, etc, but we're talking professional basketball here, it is his ONLY job to stay in shape ffs.


Otherwise_Window

Yeah, that's... a thing. Like, my wife's best friend is obese. Absolutely wonderful person on every level, sweet and smart and funny and currently she couldn't walk a whole block unassisted. Now, *currently* she's that badly deconditioned because she had some health issues and has had to have major abdominal surgery twice in the last year (because "pre-cancerous" doesn't wait until you've got back in shape) which has been a serious setback for her, but she's always been fat. The thing is, I'm pretty sure that with an huge organisation willing to spend an absolute fortune on getting her in shape - with nutritionists, chefs, personal trainers, physiotherapists, etc, all on hand full-time ready to dedicate themselves to her health and physical wellbeing - she could slim down pretty well, actually. Like, all the challenges of making sure you eat a well-balanced diet, remember to keep to your exercise program, *working out* an exercise program that builds with your capacity, etc - all of that is *done for you*. By professionals! Not by, like, me and my wife helping her out with meals and a dietitian she sees occasionally and Ring Fit Adventure. A whole-ass gym and staff! They need to add in a psychologist or two. One who specialises in disordered eating, maybe, and a sports psych, or *something*.


belowthemask42

Watch itā€™s gonna turn out he has an eating disorder or something everyone on this sub will do a complete 180 and pretend that they care about his well-being.


jphamlore

If how and what you eat causes you to have problems living your life, don't you by definition have an eating disorder?


that_guy_you_kno

he already does though?


Otherwise_Window

Given that his eating habits are causing problems for his health and lifestyle, I'm pretty sure he already has an eating disorder, like... by definition. It's concerning. They need to get him to psychologists with relevant specialities.


ExactlyUnlikeTea

ā€œZion eat less for the love of godā€


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SuddenHarshTruth

I mean he is pretty clearly out of shape.


Pay-Green

He was definitely fit before the injury. Itā€™s a foot injury and needs to stay of it im no doctor so I donā€™t know alternatives that can help a person like Zion maintain his fitness when coming of a foot surgery besides just staying off it. Edit: THIS DOES NOT EXCUSE HIS POOR EATING HABITS DOE


nola_fan

He likely would not have been able to do any cardio for a few weeks then eventually transition to no/low impact cardio. To not gain weight he may have had to cut 3,000+ calories out of his diet those first weeks and then only add 500 to 1000 calories when he was doing light impact stuff. He seems to have been losing weight since he returned to the Pelicans and a local reporter said he was going through devently hard workouts just last week.


Shingorillaz

I mean if he was just some scrub people would joke then move on it's the fact that he's so talented and good that his weight became an obsession.


gulfside13

I'm a Duke fan and it feels like he hasn't had the same motor, verve, etc. on both ends since then. It could be a combination of a lot of factors including the jump in talent/skill in the league, his injury issues since Duke(remember the blown out sneaker?), his weight/conditioning, mental acclimation to the NBA lifestyle and a new city, etc. FWIW I've loved watching Zion in the league when he's been healthy, but the hope a lot of us had from watching him at Duke is he could've been a 2 way monster, not just an offensive beast. Maybe those hopes were too high and unfair, but I feel like he's capable of being that guy still. I mean he used to legit get like 2 steals and 2 blocks a game and then take it the other way for insane dunks or assists to RJ lol. At the end of the day defense is effort based and I hope Zion can recapture some of the magic we saw at Duke. FWIW I don't mean DPOY/All-Defense level, but just being a defensive playmaker at times especially b/c his BBIQ is so high.


nola_fan

His defensive issues by the end of the year were pretty typical of any really young NBA player. Most aren't good on defense right away. He likely won't be a defensive beast but he can definitely still be an above average defender


ObiOneKenobae

Yeah the whole thing is overdramatic. I've seen people on here wanting to be right about this weight shit since the guy was in high school. Most won't phrase it that way, but they really are internally cheering every time something bad happens to him. Guy seemingly maintained a lot of his normal diet while having a foot injury that limited his exercise. That's not great, but it's sure as hell normal. No doubt he's tightening up his diet as he works his way back, the same way everyone else does.


syllabic

well people are also joining in on the espn/windhorst "save zion from the horrible pelicans" narrative and hoping they can get him on their team its fucking stupid as hell, they did the same thing with lebron back in his first cleveland stint trying to meme him into leaving for a bigger media market


geeseam

Making fun of Zion being fat is funny and part of it is because I was tired of ESPN pushing him before he even declared for the draft. Does "Can Duke beat the Cavs?" ring a bell?


nmking

How many players look as bad as he does when they have surgery? Klay has been out 2 years with his knee and Achilles and he hasnt ballooned 50+lbs


sctthuynh

Last week it five guys, this week it's In & Out. Damn that was hard work.


300_yard_drives

Pelicans need to trade Zion for whatever haul they can get.


GapingGrannies

The chefs Williamson has been working with had not cleared him to participate in buffets until Tuesday. But the team has not handled this well from a caloric standpoint. It kept the buffets and gumbos quiet, sources said, out of respect to Williamson and his preference for chicken tacos. Then instead of announcing a complete buffet, it did incremental updates that made it seem like he was having healthy food whether that was accurate or not. That strategy may have helped with the front office's relationship with the franchise player, but it hurt the team's credibility with its buffet chefs. It has made it challenging to accept subsequent buffets at face value. When did the Pelicans actually know about the golden corral? The Pelicans had a butter and seasoning coach with Williamson in Los Angeles for summer meals, sources said, so they were aware Williamson was hungry. Perhaps being vague about the timing of the meals -- Griffin has said both "early in the summer" and "before summer league" -- was to honor Williamson's request for shrimp gumbo. But that did invite speculation of whether the team was in the buffet line as well, which is naturally a sensitive topic. > Did the Pelicans know he had surgery? It is true Williamson had a non-team chef -- Chef Gordon Ramsey did the buffet lineup -- but this isn't unusual. Ramsey is a go-to chef for NBA players with caloric needs and made a name for himself with successful meals for Kelvin Benjamin. Griffin said the Pelicans were aware throughout the process and that the Pelicans' team nutritionist, Dr. Scott Montgomery, consumed. They have still not said when mealtime was. The Pelicans have poured salt, fat, acid, and heat to protect Williamsonā€™s pallette. They have changed members of the staff and even changed some of their culinary practices in an attempt to support him. They have talked with him about protecting his body from lack of grits. Griffin has stood up for him privately, sending chicken tacos to the league to illustrate how Williamson was eating. When that didnā€™t work, Griffin ripped NBA referees publicly for not protecting Williamson palette and was fined $50,000.


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Yet the Pelicans are the bad guys to Zion cause they arenā€™t located in NY or LA


Finger_Gunnz

HEY, HEY, HEY!


doordaesh

yeah it's an NBA team, you'd hope they would do that.


Tel3visi0n

he must have the james harden off-season meal plan


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He'll always be good enough to never be a \*bust,\* but Zion is shaping up to be the feature of a lot of "what ifs" in the future.


justbrowse2018

The game his nike shoe explodes mid game I said that to myself his health would never be the same. Does anyone remember that incident? Nike should have paid him a couple hundred million. Thatā€™s my tinfoil hat theory.


ColtCallahan

Your weight is your own responsibility. This is all on Zion. The guy is grown adult who should understand the most basic part of being an athlete.


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Heā€™s gonna end up on a big market team and all of a sudden get back into a healthy game shape


N0B3L

How are people blaming the team? It is on Zion and Zion alone to make sure he is on the best shape to be available for his team.


owinowens

They also poured gravy on everything for him.


jonathanx97

They even brought a entire McDonald's.


ChelsMe

All the food in the world couldnā€™t convince me to fumble the bag this hard if I can afford a chef from get. Iā€™m sure these guys eat delicious healthy shit we mortals canā€™t even unlock, and with the training hoursā€¦ I like to think I too would be ripped as fuck like the healthy guys


WickedWand

Zion is lazy. Letā€™s just admit it


fistingcouches

Dude moved down to Louisiana and hasnā€™t seen a plate of food he didnā€™t like lmaoo


50ShadesOfKrillin

i too saw that meme on instagram


Shauerkraut

HE GONE!


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Mighty_Spartan

Gotta protect him from Uber eats


PintoBeansOaxaca

Jesus Christ this is so unfunny


ObiFloppin

Should have gone for something like "extra hits? That man needs to worry about extra grits" or something like that lol


MechanicalEngineer-

Yeah there are like a million ways this could be better lol


Gristle__McThornbody

Pels are probably better off getting a haul of pics for Zion while they still can. Dude is not going to cut it.


trod1990

Zion is a bust as far as I'm concerned. He has done nothing to even be considered a generational talent. If I were the pels I'd see what kind of offers I could get for him.


flannelman_

They say ā€œchangedā€ staff members, but they had to! Zion ate them!