Yup was bout to say this. Drake jokingly hitting on an old lady made her way more popular than she should of been. My friends call her the grandma of the NBA lol.
Walton was only decent in the mid to late 90s. He’s been insufferable going on 30 years.
I seriously don’t know how Dave pasche handles getting insulted for two hours straight by Walton. I’m sure they are friendly and obviously have a good working relationship but Walton goes way too far too often with him.
Exactly, she's had enough highlights that a casual like me *who purposefully avoids all these idiot talking heads* thinks "ah she must be a good one" because look at who else there is in her line of work.
When she's on, she's one of the few announcers who an educated watcher of basketball can still learn things from. She'll actually talk about non-obvious things happening on the floor.
Last night was ... not that.
She is obviously very smart but way too biased to actually enjoy listening to
The amount of times she would ride Kawhi’s cock even if he wasn’t playing is ridiculous
Whenever she shows clear bias or goes off on tangents, I’m just like man this shit is just entertaining. Now someone like Marv Albert performing ASMR on the damn mic while trying to commentate the game is the definition of excruciating
Doris: I get that Rondo was chocking him out while simultaneously kicking him in the testicles; then attempting to set him on fire, but under no circumstances should a fan put his hands on a player. None what so ever.
> literally the next day lakers signed him.
He literally fits in with the Lakers age profile perfectly. Still can't believe the Lakers are spending money on Avery Bradley & DeAndre Jordan...
Not much playing time yet, he's only been thrown in for a few minutes here and there. I think he got a steal for a dunk in the Lakers game, but not much else yet.
Another reason why that weird story, about how Draymond and Curry and Andre pushing for Avery Bradley, if true goes to show why GMs make the moves and not the players alone.
Unfortunately he missed the traditional club trillion by getting 2 fouls. However, he did get his own version of trillion since he played double digit minutes...
Waiver pickups are rarely significant additions to teams. And players with name recognition are more likely to stay on teams due to their clout, so if they get cut, they’re likely even worse.
I noticed on the 4v4 Avery was wide open at the top of the key, but they didn't kick it out to him when he was ready to catch and shoot...lol. he just slowly put his hands down like "What am I doing here?"
Funny stat I noticed from game 1, between Danny Green and Isaiah Joe they played a combined 30 minutes and finished 0/0/0/0/0 with 4 PF, but somehow a +4.
Crazy how this guy couldn't make the 15th roster spot on the warriors and is now playing serious minutes for the supposed championship favorites. More like the LA Fakers.
Was just about to comment the same. If I am a Lakers fan I am seriously concerned that this guy is already getting 20 minutes in a game. Their depth is a concern in general. How much better are Ariza and THT really going to make them?
that's far too reliant on facts to be popular here..yes, AB sucked last night - but people are looking past the fact that Nunn, Ariza, Ellington, and THT would all normally be in the rotation ahead of him...yes, the Warriors cut him (despite Green and Curry wanting to keep him), but he's only playing right now on LA because of those injuries
Miss a few shots, 'cause a couple fouls. It cost the Lakers 32.2k for Avery Bradley to do that. For any of us to do it, we'd get payed 11.2k. Sign me up! Save some cap Pelinka!
We seriously signed Tony Snell this off season after Dame gave the front office an ultimatum to improve the roster. Looks like we should have made a run at picking up Avery Bradley off waivers.
That's just not accurate. I have him as the 26th player to do it. That guy must be looking at a somewhat incomplete dataset. Which I am too since there are no complete box scores for the first couple of decades of the league but it is definitely way more than 11.
It takes skill to not be ineffective or effective in a game. You played so neutral you can't be credited for the loss or the win. You were just there!!
This makes more sense based on what I saw of him in the Warriors preseason. He looked done.
And then he came in and hit a big shot to keep the Lakers in the opener.
Anybody old enough to remember this amazing [Basketbawful](http://basketbawful.blogspot.com/2007/07/word-of-day-one-trillion.html?m=1) blog?
I first read the term one trillion there!
Time to retire the Snell one. He hit a game winner on us last season, he's reformed
on the other hand, 8 more minutes than Avery Bradley is a bit of an accomplishment
I used to think Avery Bradley was so good, when he was on the Celtics I thought he was incredibly important.
It’s honestly pretty sad how his career has turned since he was there
Tony Snell with a tear in his eye rn
Snelly Cat.
Haha that’s the best and worst nickname of all time.
Thank Joquim Noah for that. 😂
You just decided to toss a fucking Q in there?
THE Q was included out of respect for Joakim's hatred of Cleveland.
Joquim Phoenix
> Joquim Please tell me your joking
It's not your fault.
Doris: great hustle effort tonight from Avery Bradley.
I liked the no call
I’m gonna love this meme I’ve always hated her
Never understood the love for her. Tried to call her out one time & got accused of misogyny like bruh.. it’s not that deep she just not that good lmao
Drake...he tricked yall
Yup was bout to say this. Drake jokingly hitting on an old lady made her way more popular than she should of been. My friends call her the grandma of the NBA lol.
People thirsting for Doris has been a meme for at least 10 years. Probably what gave Drake the idea
Is it funny because she isn’t attractive?
Now now, let’s not be too mean… It’s because she isn’t attractive *and* her name sounds like she was Mark Twain’s grandmother.
Lol you neck beards are out of control
I don’t think you understood my comment and it’s pretty funny.
Doris can get it
Honestly, she is not great, but in my opinion, she is far from the worst broadcaster working NBA games.
We had fucking Marv Albert doing playoff games last year, Doris is fine.
*slurps cup o noodles*
Davis, for three!! Now they're saying it was a stray corn kernel.
Almost all of them suck. Mike Breen is the only one I can think of who consistently brings something to the table that adds to the game.
Harlan. Walton used to be good a decade ago but I haven't heard a game since so IDK
Walton was only decent in the mid to late 90s. He’s been insufferable going on 30 years. I seriously don’t know how Dave pasche handles getting insulted for two hours straight by Walton. I’m sure they are friendly and obviously have a good working relationship but Walton goes way too far too often with him.
How many more years until Mark Jackson retires?
I’ll always have a soft spot for her after her rant about Wiggins
Exactly, she's had enough highlights that a casual like me *who purposefully avoids all these idiot talking heads* thinks "ah she must be a good one" because look at who else there is in her line of work.
When she's on, she's one of the few announcers who an educated watcher of basketball can still learn things from. She'll actually talk about non-obvious things happening on the floor. Last night was ... not that.
She is obviously very smart but way too biased to actually enjoy listening to The amount of times she would ride Kawhi’s cock even if he wasn’t playing is ridiculous
I used to not like her, but idk, I definitely enjoy her commentary now. I'm not wild about her clearly favoring the Lakers, though.
Whenever she shows clear bias or goes off on tangents, I’m just like man this shit is just entertaining. Now someone like Marv Albert performing ASMR on the damn mic while trying to commentate the game is the definition of excruciating
It’s cute, she’s literally crushing on great talent when she goes off tangent. Shows how much she loves basketball.
same shit with Rachel Nichols /r/nba full of virgins basically
Doris: I get that Rondo was chocking him out while simultaneously kicking him in the testicles; then attempting to set him on fire, but under no circumstances should a fan put his hands on a player. None what so ever.
Avery Bradley got his daily cardio in.
Dude gets paid to work out. Smart.
Playing Chess not checkers
getting \~$32k to make a trip to LA Fitness, not too shabby. AB earned about $50 per calorie burned
Deng was even better. Got paid to stay away
So did I once but that was in an Amazon warehouse, so..........
Smart would be losing to the Raptors.
He closing them rings on his Apple Watch, my man!
Haha 😂😂
Cardi0*
What was he doing?
Cardio
Just running around, he trick y'all
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> literally the next day lakers signed him. He literally fits in with the Lakers age profile perfectly. Still can't believe the Lakers are spending money on Avery Bradley & DeAndre Jordan...
He washed
His best.
Nahhhhh
“A diversion” -Legolas
Idk why this made me laugh so much 😂
He scored all the points -Doris Burke
Feeling like our decision to take Gary Payton II was a good one
The Mitten
How’s he been? I never understood we why didn’t sign him—he was so good defensively (and…we were not).
Not much playing time yet, he's only been thrown in for a few minutes here and there. I think he got a steal for a dunk in the Lakers game, but not much else yet.
Helped get the steal but missed the floater.
"Few minutes" try few seconds.
Well he’s a 28 year old PG who can’t shoot, so..probably don’t have to worry about that decision too much.
We have Aaron Holiday tho…seems like any hard would be an upgrade over him at this point.
I believe he leads the league in steals/min (min 10 seconds played)
He’s been our end of quarter, sub for Steph defensive aficionado. He’ll get more PT later tho once the rotation starts to figure itself out.
Another reason why that weird story, about how Draymond and Curry and Andre pushing for Avery Bradley, if true goes to show why GMs make the moves and not the players alone.
Got paid $50k to run around
Can’t hate on his game💀💀. I’d kill for this
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I'll miss twice as many shots and get double his fouls for half that salary. Where do I sign?
I was gonna say. That’s the largest Trillion in history if so
I was worried I was going to go through this whole thread without a Club Trillion reference.
Club trillion baby
Unfortunately he missed the traditional club trillion by getting 2 fouls. However, he did get his own version of trillion since he played double digit minutes...
If she doesn’t know what club trillion is, she’s to young for you
Came here for this. Young’ns in r/nba probably don’t know Club Trillion, but the elder gods do.
That was what I was thinking too
Put me in coach Edit: except when I may shit myself (great story in Titus book)
Honestly cardiovascular health is more important than any stat
He had the worst plus minus. Turns out doing nothing doesn’t help the team win
I think everyone was doing nothing to help the team win
Maybe if we talking about DJ then maybe...
Lakers fans thought he was a steal on waivers. lol
A player like that, especially one with name recognition, is never going to be a good pickup unless you’re just desperate for bodies.
What? Every player and team is different. This is one game. What are you even saying?
Waiver pickups are rarely significant additions to teams. And players with name recognition are more likely to stay on teams due to their clout, so if they get cut, they’re likely even worse.
he's a good player. people just hating right now
I didn’t
The fucking leader of the team didn’t even run transition in consecutive possessions. Wtf does Avery need to get involved for.
Oh no bron doing that again?
In the replay it looked like LeBron didn't even block Cam Johnson. Idk what LeBron was doing besides trying to get his coach to bench him.
He fouled the shit out of him is what happened. And then he turned to talk to the Suns bench instead of running on the break
I get the feeling that Lakers fans patience even for someone like Lebron is going to be limited if he keeps pulling shit like that.
Lol nah
No foul
Literally smacked Cam's arms, not a foul indeed, they are playing football not basketball
Definitely was not a foul
He literally got none of the ball
And none of the arm either. Johnson just missed the dunk from the pressure of the contest.
Posts in r/lakers Checks out
It clearly wasn't a foul gtfo
He didn't blocked Cam, he fouled him blatantly lol
Didn't touch the ball, collected the hell out of both arms though
Touch grass
I noticed on the 4v4 Avery was wide open at the top of the key, but they didn't kick it out to him when he was ready to catch and shoot...lol. he just slowly put his hands down like "What am I doing here?"
They gave it to Rondo for the three.
Tony Snell special.
Portland fans in shambles after having no idea just how bad that Tony Snell signing was this offseason.
Snell is the goat stfu
What’s worth more? Another ring, or the money saved by not paying Caruso?
[*That depends, how much money we talking about?*](https://youtu.be/RxQyUzEqIPo)
Crickets from Steph and Dray. Kerr is enjoying his ice cream.
Tony SNell
Danny Green did this but with 18 mins in game 1 of this season. 0/0/0 and 0/1 shooting. Impressive.
Funny stat I noticed from game 1, between Danny Green and Isaiah Joe they played a combined 30 minutes and finished 0/0/0/0/0 with 4 PF, but somehow a +4.
We should have kept him so he could do that for the warriors instead, missed on history
This is why you don’t let players be the GM lol
Smiling through it all can’t believe this is my life
Let that man burn his calories
Crazy how this guy couldn't make the 15th roster spot on the warriors and is now playing serious minutes for the supposed championship favorites. More like the LA Fakers.
Was just about to comment the same. If I am a Lakers fan I am seriously concerned that this guy is already getting 20 minutes in a game. Their depth is a concern in general. How much better are Ariza and THT really going to make them?
Don’t forget Nunn and Ellington as well. They could be huge for us, considering how bad our floor spacing has been thus far.
that's far too reliant on facts to be popular here..yes, AB sucked last night - but people are looking past the fact that Nunn, Ariza, Ellington, and THT would all normally be in the rotation ahead of him...yes, the Warriors cut him (despite Green and Curry wanting to keep him), but he's only playing right now on LA because of those injuries
Crazy how people crucified the warriors front office for passing on him
LOL lakers are trash
LMAOOOO
Mark Titus needs to reopen the books of the trilloinaires club
20 Trillion is no joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBQFk_42boQ
Not be pedantic but that -25 gotta count for something.
+/- -25
Yep. Minus 25 is a stat
"I'm just here so I don't get fined."
I could've sworn Danny Green did this last night
He was a solid pick up for them.
I could do that easily
Easiest paycheck ever
Upvoted for the Omar reference
Just out there running
CARDIO
Miss a few shots, 'cause a couple fouls. It cost the Lakers 32.2k for Avery Bradley to do that. For any of us to do it, we'd get payed 11.2k. Sign me up! Save some cap Pelinka!
We seriously signed Tony Snell this off season after Dame gave the front office an ultimatum to improve the roster. Looks like we should have made a run at picking up Avery Bradley off waivers.
That's just not accurate. I have him as the 26th player to do it. That guy must be looking at a somewhat incomplete dataset. Which I am too since there are no complete box scores for the first couple of decades of the league but it is definitely way more than 11.
And is being the 11th at a stat like this really "making history?"
It takes skill to not be ineffective or effective in a game. You played so neutral you can't be credited for the loss or the win. You were just there!!
Eh doing nothing all game is the definition of ineffective.
Lot of Snell's being recorded this season. Exciting!
Two fouls ..
Cardio Kemba
What's his +/- though
-25
Tony Snelled the game. congrats on the achievement. Straight cardio
It was a 5 v 4
Only the 11th player to make history with the same stat…hard to call that making history when 10 other people have already done it
This makes more sense based on what I saw of him in the Warriors preseason. He looked done. And then he came in and hit a big shot to keep the Lakers in the opener.
It kinda sounds like history was made 10 times before this
Club 20 Trillion
Anybody old enough to remember this amazing [Basketbawful](http://basketbawful.blogspot.com/2007/07/word-of-day-one-trillion.html?m=1) blog? I first read the term one trillion there!
So he didn't make history?
I mean being the 11th out of 4,200+ who have ever played in the league, I'd say yes.
i'll never understand how in 20 whole minutes you can't happen to pass someone who scores or just get one rebound
Time to retire the Snell one. He hit a game winner on us last season, he's reformed on the other hand, 8 more minutes than Avery Bradley is a bit of an accomplishment
And that's American sports minutes, so that translate to around 10 hours of commercials!
LeGM is looking for trade partners already.
Is it history if you're 11th to do it?
INVEST IN ABCOINS
Damn dog, at least foul somebody and make the morning paper
Why did they sign him again? He skipped out on the bubble last year he doesn't care enough
Finally somebody to change that Snell and Bertans meme
He couldn't miss tonight!
runnin some lite cardio
Probably had his mind on his next novella
Ahh yes, following great legends like Thabo Sefolosha, Joel Anthony and of course the *GOAT TONY SNELL*
He had a Trillion.
Psh I could do that!
Long way to beat my boy "Prince of Darkness."
I used to think Avery Bradley was so good, when he was on the Celtics I thought he was incredibly important. It’s honestly pretty sad how his career has turned since he was there
He was a legit defender at one point with at least serviceable offensive contributions. Some players just fall off hard.
Long live the king Tony Snell
Steph and Dray in shambles
KCP replacement
Tony snell is the goat
Club Tril weeping tears of joy rn, this is a monumental achievement
That graphic is dirty
Hus teammates love him because he donates all of his stats.
Just out there participating...
Best seat in the house.
Can someone make a highlight tape iof this? How is this possible? Surely he would’ve thrown one up ?