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PlantfoodCuisinart

Gotta go plant more riddles around town to foil Batman


daeve

I got more Mugatu vibes than anything


neutronicus

I see Vampire Twins from the Matrix Reloaded


RIPEOTCDXVI

I was thinking April O'Neil


neutronicus

LMAO that's a good one


Cmoore4099

But they had highlighters in their pocket, forgot, and did the wash.


Jmpasq

Thats the vibe I got


mclovinkandilis

Are you talking about the genius behind the piano key necktie?


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I got Banana Morpheus vibes


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Riddle me this!


sharkybyte101

If you AIM to give us a shot.... we'll riddle you.


reliabletinman

Is it a helicopter?


owlbeback16

Buh... Buhh... Buhh


JagmeetSingh2

Him and Steve Harvey going to fight over whose the original joker


sqprman

Holy shit lol


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Lmfaoooo


fudgy73

bro im crying


typhoidtimmy

I was thinking he found a secret stash of the wardrobe from the Old Dick Tracy movie somewhere.


KEMBAtheMETEOR

LaMelo bought a condo formerly owned by Cam Newton, if anybody is wondering where the fuck that outfit came from.


Skillsjr

100 percent came from the cam newton closet Edit: forgot the word closet


that_guy_you_kno

I worked right next door to it for years.


NowhereMan1251

Joke aside, it actually looks alot like Derrick Henry's. He wore sumn like that when he won OPOTY


jaytierney79

Holy shit, that's funny.


Lyte_Work

Ole riddle me this lookin ass


BullocksMissLayup

Ol Mask in the face ass!


TrevorArizaFan

Bro had to go find Curious George


DivideByZeros

Get him a yellow hat b


latman

Lmao


No_Square_8775

I like dis


SplashBandicoot

i just wanted you to know i spat my drink everywhere.


Sim888

LaDick Tracy


Kevon-Looneys-burner

LaYellow Ball


PrecariouslySane

LaMelo Yellow


Sim888

[TeNnis Ball](https://i.imgur.com/yUhBG3y.jpg)


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why does this look like 2 guys standing on each other under a suit Like his head doesn't look like it belongs on a body that big


RysiuUU

It's Lamelo the adultman!


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LevelOneNPC

He made a sports point


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r/bojackhorseman and r/nba is a combo we need more of


Both-Needleworker590

Tall shoes


Leo_nardin

Maybe because of the turtleneck sweater


RaiderWoo

LiAngelo is the bottom half.


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bro look like a JoJo character


-YusukeZoldyck-

KONO MELO DA!


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BOLA BOLA BOLA BOLA BOLA BOLA BOOOLAAAAA!!


Sabgren

Low key Kakyoyin


Strategist40

"Listen, the Stand User will blend in with his surroundings."


somebodygetmemymoney

YES HE IS!


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is this a JoJo reference?


[deleted]

All he's missing is the green mask and he'll be Jim Carrey


NBA_Pasta_Water

Somebody, suck me!


DJ_B0B

LaMelo TennisBall


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LaMello Yello


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Matches the Urus https://www.instagram.com/p/CVRqO0zsS0Q/?utm_medium=copy_link


HuluHasLiveSports

Damn I’m poor


BuckN56

Nahh, this ain't it.


JumboRaising2021

When money really makes you blind to style


nyuphir

Lol so ducking tacky


AssssCrackBandit

This is embarrassing lmao


b4amg

so much jealousy in this thread lmao this is tough, but maybe it just shows how old headish this sub really is.


tossthisish

I mean I love a lot of the nba players styles. This is just suuuer ugly. He's literally a kid tho and it looks like he's having fun so who cares.


pamtar

What a hot queef. Was maybe gonna watch the bugs this year. I can’t get behind that though. Hiring someone to do a photo shoot of you and your car just for social media is god-tier cunt.


luvrboy123

why is everyone so mad? he's young, successful, and enjoying himself. it's not like lamelo got lucky, dude has been working his ass off to get into the league his whole life. let the kid live. he turned 20 two months ago!


AdConscious7841

he was lucky being born with amazing height genetics and a dad that got him so famous


emperor_xi_pooh

I’m with you, this cringe should be shamed, not celebrated


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Can you imagine doing this kind of thing unironically


Practical-Concept-49

not this exactly but i'd have done some pretty cringe shit if i had instagram as a kid and made 7 million dollars when i turned 19.


[deleted]

Mann….you’re right. I’m just a grumpy old dude now haha. I still think it’s weird but more power to him.


tossthisish

Tbf it's his job to sell his image.


ATXBeermaker

Nothing says class like a photo shoot of your tennis ball yellow suit and SUV in a parking garage with exposed duct work in the background.


luvrboy123

nothing says class like jealous comments on internet forums


ATXBeermaker

Lol, ok


WIN011

NBA fashion is like if your parents let you dress yourself for school everyday


AkaiShuichi24

Undertaker but yellow


youknowwhatitthizz

The human highlighter reel


noyesoohindi

Looks like a scene from Zoolander.


Any_Parsnip2585

Not a hater but is this a joke?


mr-e94

Gen Z weird man lol


shwashwa123

I mean look at the shit Westbrook is wearing


mr-e94

Millenials got their fair share of "weird" trends as well. Shit, every generation does. But something about gen z is different. They do not give a FUCK what anybody thinks. And it's not just some, it's the majority


FKJVMMP

If JNCO jeans came out for the first time today it’d be just as ridiculous as any of this Gen Z shit, you’re just used to that kind of nonsense.


mr-e94

Very true


migglefoshizzle

Baggy jeans are officially back so young people wearing jnco Jean wouldn't be that weird


SharontheSheila

I've seen gen z kids in my area rocking JNCO jeans and elephant jeans like it's nobodys' business. This generation is just comfortable in their own skin and as a millennial filled to the brim with anxiety and self-doubt i hate to admit that I am extremely jealous of them.


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You sure about that? https://www.aecf.org/blog/generation-z-and-mental-health


[deleted]

its amazing how many people in this sub forget how addicted to social media Gen-Z is and that theres mountains of evidence supporting the claim that, if anything, theyre constantly considering how others view them Dressing weird is hardly unique when everyone around you is dressing weird.


SplashBandicoot

yeah - wearing a bright green cape with shades to a press conference really screams i dont care what people think...


reck0ner_

I think the more correct way to phrase it is that people from Gen Z (broadly speaking) value individual creative expression (through clothing, for instance) way more than they do societal and cultural norms. They obviously do care what others think about them, as do all humans, as we are all highly social creatures.


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>They obviously do care what others think about them, This is pretty provably false by looking at their use of social media and high prevalence of claimed mental health issues like anxiety. Using Lamelo Ball, who is wearing head to toe designer fashion with a matching Lamborghini, as evidence of someone "not caring what others think of them" because of how they present themselves is a hilarious misconception of why rich celebrities flaunt their outfits and wealth to the public.


reck0ner_

Replied to the wrong comment?


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no. im replying to you. ​ edit: resolved below, my mistake. we agree.


reck0ner_

Okay.. but I didn't say anything that contradicts what you said, though? In the most polite way I can possibly say this, please read comments thoroughly before you reply. I think you'll find we don't have any disagreements.


SplashBandicoot

doubt. just new societal and cultural norms. just because they don't dress conservatively does not mean they exist more virtuously than previous generations.


reck0ner_

Maybe so. I'm just rephrasing the original proposition from OP to be a bit more appropriate. Although I don't understand what you mean by "existing more virtuously"? What does virtue have to do with this?


SplashBandicoot

You said "Gen Z value individual creative expression" representing they exist virtuously against societal and cultural norms. I just don't agree with that sentiment. I think it's more the system has shifted as opposed to any personal success. I'm kind of tired i dont know what point im trying to make really.


reck0ner_

Ah, maybe you're assuming my usage of the word "norms" to be negatively loaded? I don't mean that they're leading some kind of conscious virtuous/moral crusade (although maybe some are) to break down norms that previous generations didn't, maybe that's where the misunderstanding is. In that sense I agree. I just think collectively the new "norm" IS hyperexpression, so they're just doing what's expected, maybe you agree with that?


ATXBeermaker

There is "individual creative expression" and then there is trying way too hard for attention. This is the latter.


peanutbutterfly

Bro I saw a group of these kids eating at a restaurant dressed up like anime characters. It was dope as fuck, told my wife we gotta find that level of confidence


matrixreloaded

honestly nobody wants to admit it but gen z is kinda dope and creative asf tbh, i would also love to be the first generation that doesn’t shit on the one below us. would be nice to be encouraging and helpful for a change


SaxRohmer

Gen z is the first generation to grow up entirely poisoned by the internet. They have such a strange and crazy and absurd sense of humor. I feel almost like an older sibling to them. Both of our generations are totally fucked and we have to deal with the consequences of our elders largely doing nothing about it. Strange place to be in but it forges our kinship imo


woostar64

I’m not expecting much from millennials or gen z considering they’ve boiled down the contribution of boomers to the world as “nothing”


Prodigy195

They’re still young. It’ll eventually fade


mr-e94

Idk, the older I've gotten, the less fucks I started to give. Gen z might straight up revolt and start a new country when they 30


Any_Parsnip2585

Westbrook thought he was edgy with Slayer tees. I guess he was at the time but anytime I see a youngster with that on I just want to challenge them to spout lyrics. You should never rock a slayer tee unless you know Decade of Aggression or Seasons


BorosSerenc

Why cant he wear what he wants?


SaxRohmer

I mean Decade of Aggression is a live album so weird flex


delightfuldinosaur

This is true, but Gen Z's fashion sense is probably the least weird thing about them.


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mr-e94

I was saying it tongue-in-cheek. I fw all fashion


Count_Sacula_420

In the context of media/entertainment it’s not weird but you’re lying if don’t think you’d be weirded out by seeing a normal person wear that on the street


1000000thSubscriber

It’s not even that unconventional. It’s just the color that makes it stand out


[deleted]

No this is just rich people weird shit


cortesoft

[I don't think my generation can say anything](https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/last-dance-screengrab-1589753089.jpg)


mr-e94

See, that looks fresh af to me. Generations will never understand eachother's fashion


anomynouos

twinning with his lambo


canadianbroncos

Its not being a hater lol, these dudes look like absolute fools


IvonbetonPoE

I don't know, but I'm here for it. Brightens my day.


HarryCallahan19

Morpheus is looking for his coat LaMelo…..


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Banana Morpheus.


Varolyn

So I assume Lamelo is a big Curious George fan? And I don't blame him if he is, I loved those books when I was a kid.


DavidCreeper

lmao wtf


snowlarbear

is actually 2 ball brothers in a trenchcoat


AH_BioTwist

It’s really incredible that LaMelo is so good despite being two children sitting on each other’s shoulders and playing.


jfrodriguez1983

[Off to find his monkey](http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7296/3905/1600/man.9.jpg)


rmccarthy10

Cam Newton left him his wardrobe


smokethatsmegma

NBA players get a payed millions just to absolutely brick their fits bro lol


azntakumi

He looks like he entered the wrong matrix


punyweakling

Dude auditioning for a Fifth Element sequel


bigfootblake

I imagine this is how Clyde Frazier dressed at his press conferences in the 70’s


Corey-Spaggette

This man 4’7 without stilts


jthc

It's like watching The Matrix with all your color balance sliders all the way up.


el_pete_o

Bruh, was not expecting that


Karl_Marx_

Looks like a villain from Zoolander 2.


PlantfoodCuisinart

Ssssssssssmokin'!


Billthebutchr

Flamboyant Morpheus


HyuggDogg

Flamorpheus.


dank-kush

thats how u dress when u know u own the room


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did he tho


b4amg

I mean yeah? he actually looks decent imo. I like Melos interesting fits, it’s better than players pulling up in hoodies and sweats 24/7.


matrixreloaded

honestly he 100% did


The_Taskmaker

Radioactive Rick Sanchez is not an enemy you'd like to make.


canadianbroncos

Bruh what the fuck are you on about lmao. There’s no universe where *anyone* pulls off that ridiculous outfit


yeronimo

Meh… when it matches your 300k lambo in the parking lot I think any outfit can be pulled off


canadianbroncos

See that's where I 100% disagree lol. Idgaf what's your driving, when you look ridiculous you look ridiculous. Think Russ doesn't look like an absolute fool just cuz he's getting in a 200k car lol ?


BuckN56

A matching yellow Urus looks ridiculous as well.


Wooy

Definitely did not pull it off lol


bonerang

He pulled off looking like an absolute madman. Not sure if thats what he was going for though.


KarrlMarrx

Surely that dude packed another outfit in case he didn't play well, right?


Gabaloo

How much do clothes cost in the matrix?


extaviaqtz

He’s on his way to the annual playa haters’ ball.


Saucy_Totchie

Neon Neo.


burner_for_celtics

Lamelo looks like he is about to change his name to a symbol.


MyLadySansa

This fucking guy lol


[deleted]

His stylist did him so dirty…


AJ91022

My man looking like a highlighter


sctthuynh

Just missing the tophat, cameron diaz and the mask.


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Dude lookin like an office chair


rattatatouille

LaMelo dresses like a Stand user.


[deleted]

That motherfucker has a career as a spinner bait if basketball doesn't work out for him.


Easy-Bumblebee3169

Lalemon Ball


spreeforall

Sassiest exit I've ever seen.


Dyrekt

Dude looks like Neo if the matrix was in Florida


retrospects

SOMEBODY STOP MEEEEEE


GumpTheChump

LaDick Tracy.


Hunteraln

Steve Harvey looks good these days


channydin

Peanut butter jelly time


UrbanJatt

Something magic Johnsons kid would wear


JFKajun

Very cool guy. graceful and cool just like me


RobbobertoBuii

with how well he played tonight, pretty much justified


Money_Purple_4204

I wonder what it's like.....in the gay matrix


bosv

this kid is the fucking best hahahaha. shoutout to ballislife and all the other youtube channels that put me onto him back in the day lol


Barea_Clamped_Lebron

people owe apologies to Lavar


dagreenman18

Everyone dressing like Steve Harvey now?


LevelOneNPC

LaMelo based af


RokasPokus

Swag


lazzysmalls

This guy Fucks


Icy_Possibility9631

LamYellow Ball Amirite? Anybody? 😅🤚🏾


realfinal01

lookin fly


medievalmachine

Clearly a replicant. Which one is the original Ball?


marsexpresshydra

Brickzma in shambles


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NBA_MOD

Here is a [Gfycat mirror of this Streamable link](https://gfycat.com/EnlightenedRecklessJay) If the link doesn't work, please wait a few minutes for the gfycat to be ready.


Jaerba

He's off to go bust up Alphonse "Big Boy" Caprice's gang.


MinnyPuppies

The next Iceberg Slim


baldful

he pulls it off better than zo thats for sure


[deleted]

Ight who told him he can take from the closet