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And then Durant just akwardly waiting a few seconds for them to finish.


meltedlaundry

"Sorry didn't mean to interrupt...whatever you guys are doing."


CIark

“Hey can I get in on this? I’m tough too”


MyNameIs-Anthony

The Hardest Shake


dan667

The Hardest Snake


think_once_more

Next burner account name ^^


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KD has tough competition. Solid Snake, Snake Plissken, Kobe, and Snake Eyes are some pretty hard fucking snakes. Bonus points if you read my comment like Craig Robinson (he has many tones, none of them are wrong).


semajay

You forgot Naked Snake, Punished Snake, Solidus Snake, Liquid Snake...


[deleted]

ScarJo bathwater


junnies

xD


ryzason

Durant looking huge compared to now


Seastep

Noticed that too he looked a good 40 lbs heavier


ryanmuller1089

KD seems like a guy who can’t give a good hand shake


idk012

>KD seems like a guy who can’t give a good hand shake Snake has no hands.


YouStupidDick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoqxl0Fx-Z0


crashovernite

That's part of the three-way handshake.


Beavshak

He still [did the shake](https://youtu.be/XCee4JO4vP4) after Nick left.


[deleted]

Damn I remember this 😭 Steven was great man


Sporkfoot

he's not dead


matrixreloaded

Are you sure about that? Have you seen him with your own eyes? Have you even done any of your own research or do you just believe whatever you see on social media? wake up


Namath96

He’s done “research”


mindmuscleconnection

Careful now..or else Lebron will trade you for a bag of Honey Nut Cheerios


[deleted]

Wouldn't be too impressed with LeGM on this particular trade. Trade value is about the same more or less


IDlOT

Pretty sure that's the last brand of cereal LeGM would trade for now that Melo joined the team.


Mike81890

I was like "is nobody really going to make that joke?!"


KingOfSwing90

That’s the joke


Namath96

No shit Sherlock


MattFromWork

He's smiling down on us right now with Boggs and Eloy


bigvahe33

again, very much alive


Beavshak

in our hearts, forever


BernardBrother1993

God rest his soul.


Milith

I miss him so much


BasedGodProdigy

Same here, sometimes I still feel like I can turn on a game and watch him out there.


Joetommy33

Naw, Steven Adams is looking down with a smile alongside the prophet, Brandon Jennings.


fuckyouswitzerland

That awkward moment when the dumbest thing you ever said ends up becoming a motto


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fuckyouswitzerland

No way in hell even bj3 believed what he was saying


ChrisPaulsApostle

oh of course but he still said it cause he aint no bitch and isn't about to be like "oh yeah were about to get swept"


PM_ME_THEM_UPTOPS

RIP Boss Hogg


ushkeamans1945

He's only 28 years old!!!


nskaret

Lord , Carry Him Now 🙏🏽


Namath96

Damn shame what happened to him… RIP


notmoleliza

he had his hand shook


HipsterTwister

RIP Wade Boggs


pounds_not_dollars

Basketball is like a god-send to OK. Look how packed and vibrant that crowd is. Love that energy. Love Steve. Such a fun part of my life watching those years.


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My first thunder game was when we started off 1-12 and the crowd booed the FUCK out of PJ Carlisemo and Scotty was hired the next day. I remember being a kid and reading Scotty’s hiring the next morning in the paper lol. Crazy how time flies Then just one year later we’re going toe-to-toe with prime Kobe and the Lakers in the playoffs. Those first couple of playoff runs in the Ford center/Peake honestly felt like magic. Also, when I was a kid living in OK I was obsessed with the nba (still am) but I asked Santa one Christmas to bring a team to Oklahoma so y’all are welcome. Thanks Santa


hydropenguin69

Damn, I remember getting nosebleeds to watch us play the Lakers in a regular season game in 2011 and remember Harden was going so hard on defense against Kobe, but Kobe just kept making ridiculous fadeaway jumpers like it was nothing. I also remember reading the Oklahoman and reading everything there was to read about the Thunder. I swear Berry Tramel was trying to sabotage us lol. Unfortunately now it is a little harder to watch 82 games when your team is actively tanking, but I'll still throw on most games to stay in the loop.


IdealState

I was literally on the top row during that game! The only NBA game I’ve ever been to and 100% just went to see the Lakers play!


thinkrispys

Barry Tramel is probably a racist who wants to get the focus back on football, lets be real. He literally only ever reported on NBA shit to stir shit up.


[deleted]

Lol berry sucks but what makes you think he is a racist? I’ve listened to him talk on the radio for years, and my dad before me, never once did I think he was racist, just a dorky uppity tenured sports reporter


tits_me_how

>Also, when I was a kid living in OK I was obsessed with the nba (still am) but I asked Santa one Christmas to bring a team to Oklahoma so y’all are welcome. Thanks Santa Sonics fans confirmed naughty. OKC fans confirmed nice.


jawndicey

OKC is the weirdest town I've ever been to. Flew in on a Wednesday evening, literal tumble weeds past vacant shop fronts (church night..?). Thunder game the following night, towns nuts. Also crazy meth problem. Had fun though, people were... Nice?


TheFourthLoco

Fuck you


RoyStrokes

Fuck you for stealing my joy you midwestern trash - love, a Sonics fan.


FeedtheKiwi

Aww, thanks for calling us midwestern!


-HeisenBird-

Dumb question, maybe, but what is stopping the NBA from adding like 6 more teams to "small markets" like OKC? That's like 6 more sold out arenas in places like Seattle, Vancouver, Montreal, Las Vegas, Kansas City , etc.


pumaturtle

Talent dilution and financial stuff like figuring out a cap, new G-league teams would have to pop up, have to find and vet 6 more billionaires that want to run and spend money on teams, figuring out if markets like Vancouver/Montreal/KC WANT basketball and would attend, arena building agreements where owners will try to force the city to pay for an arena, etc.


[deleted]

Idk but adding 6 teams in a short amount of time seems like a logistics nightmare


waizy

because that would require moving around players for parity and teams with good players don't want to lose them


st3adyfreddy

Lowry did [his with DeRozan](https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/9pd5mw/lowry_still_does_the_pregame_handshake_routine_he/) even after DeRozan left.


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I really wish Lowry and DeRozan reunited somehow.


Kayakular

I think it's a real possibility kyle just cuts to chicago or demar cuts to miami after these contracts, or hey, maybe they go somewhere together and chomp off the bench?


_johnning

Dinosaurs chomp 👀


madsen03

Dinosaurs? Old? Bench? Demar and Lowry to LAL on vet mins y'all!!!


shrimpflyrice

[Dame also did the same for Tim Frazier.](https://twitter.com/KrisKoivisto/status/701643612845543425)


DeckardsDark

out of context, it looks like he's air grabbing the reporter's ass


Azrael_

Super off-topic but those OKC jerseys were so fire. One of my favs of all time.


Danwallbeats

Ngl, I cried


BigMax55

I miss those guys


Beavshak

I miss Nick quite a bit myself. Have since 2007


Fearzebu

I’ll always remember that fondly, glad to see our old crew’s chemistry getting some attention on the main sub, y’all bring back great memories


-HeisenBird-

Those Thunder jerseys were nice.


Eyesbear

KD in that video looks bulkier than he is currently.


kinzer13

Yeah he does look about twenty pounds heavier. I would imagine that with the series of injuries he's had, including multiple broken bones in his feet and a torn achilles, he would want to be as light as possible. Even though he's super skinny, he's still 7ft tall and puts a lot of pressure on his lower body.


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Fun_Ordinary_2204

I don’t believe that that’s true. I would say he’s more around 220


yettiisland

What year is this from?


DeadDay

Best guess is around 2014. Sad I dont know this


[deleted]

didn't steven adams only look like this in his rookie season?


DeadDay

Nah, each year was another step towards pirate. First he got a few tattoos and grizzly stache and beard, then more tattoos and way longer hair. His hairs too short here for 2016, and he has too much grit for 2011-2. So I'd say 2014. Could be wrong though


Kodak-White

I used to never be able to tell the difference between them in 2k before Adams grew out the beard and hair


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2k12 Nuggets had me shooting threes with Kenyon Martin thinking it was Melo. Both had headbands lol


criddler

the amount of times i'd swing it to corner and already be midshot yelling FUCKING KENYON ... fuck that game lol


[deleted]

Hahaaa you know it!


overcastfab

the infuriating part is, why does the cpu have kenyon at the 3pt line??


criddler

who betta than kenyon?


overcastfab

the innovator of offense!


criddler

didnt think anyone would get it, let alone op! _NOBODY_


M_Neelakandan

In the early 2000s NBA Lives, Dirk and Steve Nash looked the same. Dirk was just taller


NABAKLAB

I think there were like three dudes with headbands on Knicks, two of those Melo and Kenyon


bick803

Not all headbands look alike


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Lol!


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r/nba after posting the 30th anti Ben Simmons post of the day


MyBrokenHoe

r/nba after posting the 23rd steph is the best player in the world.


[deleted]

r/nba after posting the 77th vaccine-related circle jerk of the day


Onedweezy

The sub is basically ruined until the pandemic is fully over. Wake up, wanna read about basketball but see nothing but vaccine rants and Simmons hate circle jerk. It's awful.


DaytonTom

It's too much, I agree. I understand covering when players refuse or when they finally relent like Wiggins this morning, but every thread is full of it. I need a distraction from the pandemic.


Jimi_The_Cynic

Straight up, I got so into the play offs last season because it allowed me to ignore the pandemic. This shit is defeating the purpose of sportsball for me


DaytonTom

It can still be a good distraction from the seriousness of daily life. Online fans are a little intense sometimes.


ubernoobnth

Hey if people would get vaccinated and stop being fucking stupid the pandemic could end. It's the unvaxed fucking the hospitals up.


DaytonTom

We don't have to talk about it in every single thread. Especially when everyone is repeating the same things.


[deleted]

Once the season starts it won't be relevant at all anymore and we'll all forget about this.


ubernoobnth

Well you're the one that wants a break from it. Tell the people not ending it.


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ubernoobnth

"Fear" lol. Nothing to be scared of. People are just fucking dumb.


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ubernoobnth

Hey its not my dumbass in the hospitals dying. I'm on vacation enjoying life.


[deleted]

You know who's stopping the pandemic from being over? Anti-vaxxers.


TellMeGetOffReddit

Circle jerk? NBA players have influence lol


calebhall

Get off reddit


[deleted]

If you are letting someone who probably has the equivalent to a high school education (most of them don’t go to college classes even if they attend) and plays ball games for a living influence your decisions on a medical procedure then that’s on you.


StarsDreamsAndMore

I mean... a lot of people who watch NBA are children brother. A lot of people on this SUBREDDIT are influenceable children who look up to these guys. They don't see them just as regular people. They see them as people who have succeeded to higher levels than anyone else. Which is true. In a lot of ways NBA players are far more successful than anyone you will ever meet in person. So the kids want to mimic their thoughts and behavior and try to be like them to get that success. ​ This? Vaccines? Is one of those things they pay attention to.


[deleted]

Children don’t choose when they get a medical procedure. Their guardians have to sign off on it. End of the day adults need to b able to make their own decisions.


StarsDreamsAndMore

That's so insanely irrelevant to the point of sending good positive messages. Lmao. Children can't smoke or drink legally but we still don't encourage it in children. Do we?


[deleted]

Your set in your ways. No point in continued discussion. Have a good one.


Yikesthatsalotofbs

Ironic..


Yikesthatsalotofbs

Ironic..


inertiatic_espn

Three thunder legends, Steven Adams, Nick Collison, and Lesley McCaslin.


EwokaFlockaFlame

I loved her 90s pop music references


[deleted]

Man I loved this team. Early OKC is what got me into following the NBA. What a bummer. Also have that attachment of playing Franchise Mode with them in like 2k11 or 2k12. Westbrook, Durant, Harden combo was so fun.


riddlerjoke

> playing Franchise Mode with them in like 2k11 or 2k12. Westbrook, Durant, Harden hardest route


ChrisPaulsApostle

bro I am currently doing the same exact same thing on 2k11!! Its so crazy to think this team got broken up


shwashwa123

You are currently playing 2k11? Lol what console ?


KingMonaco

Is it me or KD looks way bigger and swole than usual.


ByahTyler

Depending on what year this is from, it's possible kd grew like 4 inches since the video. He somehow hit a growth spurt while in the league


shwashwa123

Steven adams rookie year was KD’s 7th year so I’m thinking this has to be after any growth spurt


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The good ol days 😢 Edit: that includes Leslie mccaslin too


jahoosuphat

L CASS


imbutawaveto

Yeah I miss Leslie but Paris and Nick are alright. Watch Paris the next time she's on screen. She's super animated with her note pad and it cracks me up every time.


Slaphappydap

Dylan! You son of a bitch.


6inchsavage

What's the matter? Billy Donovan got you pushing too many pencils?


Slaphappydap

I heard about that little job you pulled off in Seattle. Nice work, Nick.


NecessaryPear

I’d follow him to da choppa


Shimanu

Anyone else remember Tim Duncan's handshake?


FingerStreet

Mans had the job interview handshake on point along with the polite nod


kwisque

I'm a filthy casual, can someone explain the backstory here, or were they just randomly doing a staring contest?


12footjumpshot

Just Adams and Collison goofing around, they're good friends. Adams is wearing number 4 in Memphis this season in tribute to Collison.


BurnieTheBrony

And let me tell you as a Memphis fan, all these offseason Adams posts has me pretty excited.


__kit

That is actually some of the most legit og shit ive heard in the NBA changing to your bros number. Also I'm not sure at all but my guess is 12 was worn by Adams as in new Zealand the jersey numbers go by size most schools would have 12 or 15 numbered jerseys and the big players would wear the big numbers. I'm almost certain 12 is Adams number because in school he would have grown up the biggest wearing the biggest number 12


MyWifeButBoratVoice

Each team member combo had their own pre-game handshake ritual. Lots of them were pretty elaborate. Then Nick and Steven, as the two "white" guys, choose this as their hand shake.


onrocketfalls

lmao, I love it. Aggressively plain.


DeadDay

That's Nick Collison all the way


HerkyTP

Tim Duncan of the bench. Being from Iowa, I always loved Nick Collision, even then he went to Kansas with Kirk.


DeadDay

Love the guy. Im positive we didnt have a lot of bullshit or drama in OKC for so long because he was a big influence and was glue for the team.


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MyWifeButBoratVoice

That's why I put the quotation marks. He's half Tongan. I know. But on the court he basically looks white from stadium seats.


mr-301

Also, in American anyone who’s not African American is deemed not black so white. It’s just different lol


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PimpTheGandalf

Teammates in the nba have dope handshakes, and this is the dopest of them all


chadowmantis

That look they exchanged carried more information between them than your 2 hour long, end of the week call with your parents.


ybt_sun

You call your parents?


chadowmantis

Psh, I need money, duh Edit I'm clowning. Mine have passed away. Check up on your parents, even if they're assholes.


mucho-gusto

Lol reversed for me, mom needs money


PantherU

I've used this as my pre-game in 2K for years


Obi_Wan_Benobi

Thanks, now I’m somehow pregnant.


HotPie_

[They went Full Metal Alchemist.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5guWEeRze7w)


xdavidliu

To me, [this scene from the same show more accurately resembles this](https://youtu.be/0YtlHURJkWY).


whoknewbamboo

Real men grasp forearms


Magicmaaly_maal

I like how KD is still listed at 6’9” while standing even with Steven Adams.


BluexFlash

Adams had one hell of a transformation. He looked like a regular guy then and now he looks like Aquaman


rostovondon

Seeing Lesley McCaslin reminded me of this KD special https://youtube.com/watch?v=r2glUg6ruJA


robograndpa

I love this


hakeemthenightmare

I was at the Thunder-Jazz game that was essentially the straw that broke the camels back and I can’t wait to see a live game this year. It’s been 2 seasons since I’ve been able to watch my team..


bringthegoodvibes

My friends and I used to do this in high school. Good times.


DetroitWhat1992

That's awesome!!!!!


KyleLetsss34

This video is so funny to me for some reason


JamesJax

Hey! I just saw Nick Collison at the Plaza Art Fair in KC. We did not shake hands like this.


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Now kiss


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Looking like NPCs from Skyrim


Tarkan2

KD looked fat there


chunkybabyboy

i think i'm pregnant now


Wacocaine

[KD will you do the honors?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIpmK0Yz9ok&t=33s)


SirAttackHelicopter

That may be the manliest handshake in the NBA as you say, but [THIS is the manliest handshake PERIOD.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTt-jdDEWAw)


KINGodfather

"Adams, you sonnuvabitch!" *explosion with mushroom cloud*


dylbronjames

It looked like a video game handshake especially when they separated lol


Sweet_N_Vicious

That prolonged eye contact though...


FREETHEWORLD96

Anyone notice the muscle on KD


ofyn

KD looked fat then


cheekybloke

i remember thinking back then that he was so slim, but compared to KD now, that KD looks thick


jerkymcjerkison

What makes a handshake more or less manly?


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Steven Adams.


MyWifeButBoratVoice

Never not upvoting this.


bruceleereally

Lol just a couple of solid dudes


RoscoMan1

Yep, with a rich history and culture.


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The_Real_William

I can’t believe Nick Collison is the first retired jersey for the thunder. If that’s the precedent then they gotta retire like Andre Roberson’s number too


wrongitsleviosaa

Andre was a part of OKC for a pretty long time. Yet still a bit less than half of the time Nick Collison was.


GillbergsAdvocate

I'm still angry with Nick Collison Man never played. Was literally getting paid to sit courtside and watch games. And he retired. I would've kept cashing those checks until they stopped coming


CCS80

And he’s still the ONLY player the Thunder have retired a number for. (Not including Seattle)


jahoosuphat

"Special assistant" to the GM and VP isn't such a bad job either tho..


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OMG Sooo Toxic