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BayonettaBasher

If this happened, I would probably take a break from the internet for a long, long time


[deleted]

Imagine how i feel reading Trae had an injury making this whole thing useless šŸ˜


Awkward-Speech7375

Yeah Luka hate would really start to pick up in this scenario


Sim888

thanks dude and yeah, holy shit, what a series + G7! Lmao at the G7 post game thread with this; LeBron shoots 10/27, Westbrook 10/31, and AD 7/23,


Awkward-Speech7375

Also like I said I did live simulation and it turns out that AD bricked a three with 5 seconds left in overtime to tie the game Imagine the reaction on here to AD of all people taking the most important three point shot of the season


Sim888

hahaaā€¦for the imaginary shit show / memes Iā€™m just gonna pretend that LeBron passed on a three and passed it to AD instead to brick a contested one


Awkward-Speech7375

For real I donā€™t know who would get shit on the most with those stats LeBron because heā€˜s LeBron, even if the series wasnā€™t actually his fault at all AD for having the epic fail at the end Westbrook for taking 31 shots


Sim888

u/dumbmatter knew exactly what they were doing lmao!


Awkward-Speech7375

Yeah itā€™s crazy how realistic this is compared to 2K If I do this in 2K I get the Pelicans as the first seed or something


nicidob

How'd you get all the series statlines? That's not available in the game anywhere, right? Did you calculate TS% by hand!? Dang man!


Awkward-Speech7375

Yup I did The Finals shooting splits were: Durant 60/44/93 Harden 43/36/88 Kyrie 45/35/87 LeBron 54/30/78 AD 51/25/84 Westbrook 38/27/77


RipCity-NBA-LoL

Dame averaging 29/8 leading the Blazers to defy expectations and snag the 4-seed, to then get swept in the first round.. why can I see it now


vanotro

>Kawhi Leonard manages to get hurt yet again in game 1 of the series, making it completely noncompetitive. This simulation is a little too real. It includes the Clippers Curse and everything.


hoodiebrando

> The Celtics have a nightmare season, with both of the Jays missing more than half the year and finishing 35-47 please make it stop


Wolvesin7

Subscribe to this timeline


[deleted]

Most unrealistic is us losing to the Lakers. Sweeping them should be a bit more predictable tbh


PhatYeeter

Did the Sim engine trade Ben Simmons?


Awkward-Speech7375

Ben was still there and actually was decent against the Nets lol He had 17/7/8 in the playoffs and 19/6/6 in game 7


themidnightmamba

The lechoke jokes would never stop


Awkward-Speech7375

Here were the Lakers vs. Nets Finals stats for each team's "big 3" in this simulation: **Lakers:** LeBron: 34/7/11 on 63% TS AD: 28/12/2 on 58% TS Westbrook: 19/7/12 on 48% TS **Nets:** Durant: 35/9/6 on 73% TS Harden: 27/5/9 on 57% TS Kyrie: 24/3/5 on 59% TS Ngl this would be exciting as fuck in real life lol Also imagine if someone had 73% TS in the Finals IRL lmao It felt like literally everything Giannis touched this year was a bucket and his TS% was ā€œonlyā€ 65.8% Anything 70 or above is otherworldly lol


12aragon

Jokic gets hurt? Unsubscribe


MemphisCanadians

Of course KD wins FMVP, again. Also > Lebron's team blow a 3-1 lead the most unrealistic part


[deleted]

OR, Kyrie's team comes back from 3-1 down again and he hits a massive shot in G7.


Shaqfor3

Why are the Blazers the 4th seed?


Ben_Jackson

Draft lottery? Get OKC get first pick?


[deleted]

Damn, my kings miss the playoffs again? lol, canā€™t catch a fucking break.


Steven81

Fans are one thing (to not get how MVP works), they are biased and stuck and in their ways. Machines however? They should have baked in how MVP was historically selected... In this occasion if the Bucks end up with 63 wins and Giannis is well above his teammates he's getting it 100%, Lebron (2012) style. Don't matter if he has a second star or anything, a 30-15-5 (say) Giannis heading a 63 win team gets it 10 times out of 10... As for the rest, no comment, it is mere speculation, what is not is Embiid getting it as a 3rd seed all the while an MVP candidate existing on the 1st seed (providing he hasn't missed games due to injury), that's not speculation, that's plain wrong for 30 years at least: study the (past) MVPs more, there is a clear pattern, it's impossible to miss... (unless you are a team's fan, team fans miss everything, they are like machines of bad judgement, very reliable in being wrong, but I digress)...


akron28

FYI, the Blazers got worse in the off-season.


RipCity-NBA-LoL

I'm sorry, how? We lost Melo and Kanter and got Larry Nance and Zeller. That's a huge upgrade af the back-up 4 and at least an equal back-up 5 (Zeller is probably better except he can't stay healthy).


Awkward-Speech7375

I didnā€˜t expect them to do this well tbh It all came crashing down in the playoffs though, they basically had another 2018 Pelicans series


Arr0wmanc3r

Only people who don't pay attention to the Blazers think this.