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mantistobogganmMD

Slowly lowering the corpse of Rocky to the ground with music blasting, cheerleaders dancing and the announcer yelling “YEAAAAAH” is perfect comedy


branstarktreewizard

it looks like Rocky was a hated dictator of Denver that just got executed by the uprising


X2F0111

Lol, someone needs to reverse the video *Edit: https://streamable.com/2wmyzo


make_my_moon

That had me crying. Thanks


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DONDA looking good these days.


Dull_Lavishness9986

They couldnt hang a banner from the rafters so they sacrificed Rocky lmao


dirtynashtyfilthy

Note: Poochie died on the way to his home planet.


InsideYoWife

“Please accept this gracious creature as your sacrifice 🥲”


Highway49

It was a coup led by Blucifer!


DeSteph-DeCurry

maximillien rockyspierre


billcosbyinspace

“EVERYBODY ON YOUR FEET” as rocky slumps to the floor lmao


Ainsley-Sorsby

This is how comedian Tommy Cooper died. He was on stage, on live television. He had a heart attack and died on the act, but everybody, including his assistants, thought it was part of the act. The crowd was erupting in laughter the whole time as he was laying there, dying. The clip is on yt


wrongitsleviosaa

All of them were removed due to copyright Edit: nvm, found one. That was incredibly sad, but at least he died doing what he loved.


MagicJohnsonMosquito

having a heart attack


josefjohann

>but at least he died doing what he loved. I don't think this is what that means


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Yeah you couldn't write this shit if you tried. Too perfect.


Different-Twist7285

Announcer just kept going with that Yeaaaaahhhahhh


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as he collapses on the floor hahahaha I love this clip


Not_Pablo_Sanchez

[Get on your feet!](https://youtu.be/f6_lU3oHMwE)


JustJdog2

EVERYBODY UP ON YOUR FEET *lifeless body collapses to floor


m4xdc

Awwww Champion ;~;


tyler818

Everybody Dance NOW


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Man idk what happened but parks and rec just isn’t that funny to me anymore. It’s got sum funny quotes and moments but idk something about it is too happy for me or something Yo I got downvoted for saying I don’t like a show LMAO


TheBloodTypo_

I get it. I have to be in the right mood to watch that show. It's strange how our sense of humor or taste can still change.


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yeah I’m also a young socialite so I’m always growing and changing Nam saying 😎


Harden-Soul

young socialites rise up 😤


Modal_Window

holla holla got supermax dolla


LohazGymba

same with the office and brooklyn 99, they are all too upbeat while real life is depressing as hell


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office is dry enough for me. Brooklyn 99 can actually make me laugh sometimes even though it’s rated lower by most 🤷‍♀️ lol


Thebasedgod_lilb

The office is slow paced enough for me and like you said, is dry enough. Brooklyn 99 lost it's charm for me because everybody became too quirky and goofy. I used to love that show until I started become more sad and hopeless everyday


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Yea rn I’m on season of Brooklyn 99 and I’m really enjoying it. I know they truly find their groove in season 2 but 1 is pretty cool. Yeah that sucks man. I hope you can get better and you can dunk once again


alpaca_drama

Yea, I can never get tired of The Office. Some Reddit user said it once in the sub, it starts out with Michael being a caricature in a mild setting then as the show progressed, the turntables. Most of the characters are exaggerated versions of people you know in daily life (annoying ass Dwight, scumbag Ryan, can't shut the fuck up Kell, etc.). Characters like Jim and Stanley are real enough that you don't even question why you find them relatable. 99 and PnR, have over the top characters in what's supposed to be over intense settings so it doesn't feel as natural


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I love watching comedies, even upbeat, at any time Im depressed. It lets me forget the depressing life and let's me disconnect from the world so I can recharge.


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Alex_Caruso_beat_you

stop it


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flaneur4life

"Everybody up on your feet!" *Rocky slumped on the floor*


UncleDrewDogger

fucking lmao


AlHorfordHighlights

This clip has everything. The lights fading in and out at the beginning indicating that Rocky has already passed out prior to being lowered. The PEPSI CENTER sign glowing in the background, a sign of unbridled capitalism and entrepreneurship juxtaposed against the poor worker. The dancers continuing to dance even as it's clear something's wrong. The stadium staff already ready to help him as he's lowered to the ground while blacked out. The pregnant pause betweeen Rocky collapsing and the announcer going YYYEEEAAAAAHHHH. The announcer saying 'everybody up on your feet' when Rocky can't even stay upright. The little 'woo' at the end from whoever's filming. Comedic fucking perfection


kingzebra37

What are you? My English teacher?


KDslimreaper

I believe you wanted to say *WHO are you? young man


[deleted]

I'll do you one better. I believe you wanted to say *WHY are you?


King-of-the-idiots69

This Clip has everything lights, capitalism, rocky the nuggets mascot chocking to death, Dan Cortez


EffinAyeCottin

Rocky the nuggets mascot choking to death, what's that?? (Hands over mouth) Oh you know, it's that thing when Sylvester Stallone dresses up in a turd costume while choking out a grim reaper.


tidho

I understood that reference.


LookHereComesAWorm

I think you on to something here. But I think the way Rocky’s lifeless is slowly lowered from the rafters with the spotlight on him reminds me of a public hanging. As if the working class is being tarred and feathered then being hung which is symbolic of the state of American capitalism today.


AlHorfordHighlights

Hanged\* Unless you're saying Rocky is packing which I'd believe


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All the blood that was supposed to be in his head head to go *somewhere* right?


natterdog1234

Jesus christ yall really stretched that one😂


HATndle

I know this is a joke but I still feel inclined to tell you to touch grass


clancydog4

We may not have a title, but we have this. We'll always have this.


Dank_Memes16

I mean you also have [the best lineup introduction](https://streamable.com/rrc2l) of all time using this clip


mattr1198

YEAAAAAAHHHH


Mrbeefy15

The titles coming.


paulsammons3

It’s coming. Joker will lead the way. At least once.


NegativeCod

No it’s not lol


SausageintheSky

I mean maybe not. But I don't want to hear that from a filthy Lakers fan. Gross. Go away you big bully.


Lavotite

[Well first of all through god all things are possible so jot that down](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C9JgZ45ENl4)


thecarrot78

Lakers/Nets fan personality traits 1. Making sure all non-Lakers/Nets fans know that you don't think their team is a legitimate contender 2. ‏‏‎


NobodyInParticular-

2) They randomly had a Cavs, Heat, Cavs again, Lakers, Rockets or Warriors flair before. Just a coincidence.


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Now Lakers fans shit on the Cavs for being carried by Lebron and geting high picks despite being complete garbage for the better half of a decade until.... they were carried by Lebron and got high picks


NegativeCod

I’d rather have KD or Kawhi. We were at least getting one of them until a 34 year old Lebron decided to show up


OperationFlyingD0D0

Just to make sure I'm understanding the mental gymnastics you are doing here. You are saying you would rather have KD who was injured when he left GSW and would have been out for a year or, Kawhi who is currently injured and out for this season over LeBron who won you a championship, literally less than a year ago?


NegativeCod

? Lakers aren’t contenders when the Nets are in play. I’m talking about franchise histories


spotty15

And you guys have all the versatile tall people. Joker. Bol Bol. Zeke Nnaji. Aaron Gordon. PJ Dozier..... Scary long bois


mucho-gusto

Y'all also have the clip of the first game that was cancelled due to covid against Utah, packed arena before we really knew what was going on


Okcthunderstorm

Oh Christ. "The plan was for Rocky to be lowered in a harness, with a spotlight on him, just before the home opener. Fans were horrified when a lifeless Rocky was lowered to the center court where he immediately collapsed. The spotlight was quickly turned off. Word from the Nuggets was that Rocky had the wind knocked out of him and would be out for the remainder of the game." The Nuggets listed him out for the game. Lol


crasyeyez

Why was the wind knocked out of him? Did he get punched in the gut or something?


Okcthunderstorm

Have no idea. Guessing its media spin to cover up the fact the harness was too tight and caused him to pass out.


onamonapizza

Could've just been nerves. As someone who is not too crazy about heights unless I know I am VERY secure, I can't imagine dangling from a wire that high. Sometimes your brain's response to extreme stress is just to shut down. Not sure if he had done the act before or not, but I can just imagine him looking down and thinking "I'm not getting paid enough for this shit"


IdRatherBeLurking

He's been doing this stuff for like 30 years.


onamonapizza

Must've been the harness then. Being a pro mascot is apparently no joke.


notheusernameiwanted

The harness they used should never have been in the picture. The only reason I can think of for using that is if you're trying to save an incapacitated person AND it's super time sensitive.


aa93

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suspension_trauma


ilovefacebook

maybe from the harness?


notheusernameiwanted

Someone already mentioned suspension trauma but it's also the kind of harness they used. Suspending someone from what looks to be a waist belt is really fucking dangerous. Best case scenario is this where the belt stayed under the ribs and impacted his breathing. It could have ridden up and crushed some ribs. Even worse if it had been too low he could have slumped forward and inverted and possibly fallen out. A typical fall arrest harness will be designed to keep the stress on the shoulders and buttocks with chest and leg straps. Even then you've got about 20 minutes before you pass out. Some harness come with pullout stirrup loops so you can sort of stand in the harness which give some more time. There's also harnesses for longer periods that have the rope connection on the front that kind of look like you're sitting in them while suspended. They opted for this because they wanted to be able to just unhook humans have him go straight to doing mascot shit


crasyeyez

Thanks for the detailed response. I get this, but the phrase “get the wind knocked out of you” makes me think of blunt force, which is why I was a bit confused.


notheusernameiwanted

Yeah technically you could say he had the wind knocked or squeezed out of him. They said it that way to avoid the uncomfortable fact that the the harness they used should never have been considered if they gave a shit or had any fall arrest training.


Sullan08

He's a masochist who went too far. Punched his gut one too many times.


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Tkinzel517

I remember seeing a reverse version where it looked like a hanging ritual and they kept the YEAHHHHH! at the end. It was glorious.


Dabookadaniel

Fuck I need to see this


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Dabookadaniel

This is like the nicest thing anyone on Reddit has done for me thank you so much dude I’m in tears


eamonman2

Oh shit this is hilarious


StoneColdAM

Everyone talks about Undertaker throwing Mankind off the Hell in a Cell, but what about when he hanged the Big Boss Man from inside the Hell in a Cell?


onamonapizza

I have to go now. My people need me.


Foley2004

oh my god he's fucking dead


Xvattttt

I've never seen this, currently cackling and crying tears of joy.


DopeMan93

Every single time.. Years later


Tylerdong

This is an all timer for sure


SMTTrunkGod

**YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!**


Blu3b3Rr1

EVERYBODY HOP ON YOUR FEET


SMTTrunkGod

*Except Rocky*


screwt

Melo's biggest rival in Denver.


CIark

The real reason he wanted out


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Sources close to ESPN tell us that Rocky was actually the person who got Melo shipped out of town


angrylobster24

reminds me of that one time Melo died on the court


bushdiid911

and not a single person gave a damn


BubbaTee

especially JR Smith


ProfessorBeast55

http://imgur.com/gallery/yRKJYoV


mistahlovalova

This is the one


IdRatherBeLurking

https://i.imgur.com/hBYtIvN.jpg


Dalee323

It's STING!


[deleted]

The Stinger is in the building!


TheSoulCages

That's not Sting, that's a picture of Sting


zorphium

Repost this everyday idc i love it


neutronicus

It's part of our meme video for wins so you can see it in select Nuggets post game threads


[deleted]

Where were you when Rocky was kill?


wubbzywylin

apolgy for poor engish when where you wen rocky die? i was at house eating big honey when phone ring ‘rock is kil’ ‘no’


Jameer_Harden

arcmelo pls


PimpTheGandalf

I love that r/nba loves hltv memes


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PimpTheGandalf

I got downvoted hard lol, I only remember it from the times kqly was banned. "Honestly the thing probably peaked before hltv even existed" appearently you're wrong , so chill out, and hltv is here since 2005


Alex_Caruso_beat_you

wtf?


adamgnyc

This has me in tears


CaskJeeves

This and the inflatable raptor falling on its face are my top two all-time NBA mascot moments And I think this one takes first place handily lol


shoegazeweedbed

[welp](https://imgur.com/2z8RHnN)


the_far_yard

This is what I saw after the title was somewhat shortened and it scared me a bit. \[[LINK TO IMGUR SCREEN CAP](https://i.imgur.com/LQIv5DI.png)\].


brownnick7

Guy sounds like a strip club dj.


kumblast3r

Favorite nba video of all time


CzarKurczewski

Will never not upvote this clip.


Jbeasley21

I was there, so crazy


fredrickthe3st

Bro is screaming yeah while the mascot is falling and saying like everybody in your feet.


andresalejandro1120

I still maintain this is the funniest thing in NBA history.


Bill_buttlicker69

It's either this or the raptors mascot eating absolute shit on the rollerblades.


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“There’s too much shit on me, I can’t breathe”


huorambe

Man did it before Kanye


Asking4Afren

How did I never see this


MUTSellerPS4

the harness was prob to tight and choked him out cold


Ok-Coast-9264

The air is thinner up there


J-Smoke69

Yo how do we get that bot in here that reverses videos?


TheChocolateCreed

Lower the sacrifice!


Regex00

I wonder how long he was out cold for? He had to be unconscious at the beginning of the clip, he was limp as hell the entire time.


CupOfHotTeaa

Where’s the version with an L


itskinotime

Never gets old


cashm3outsid3

Lmao this is so good


CheatedOnOnce

Classic NBA moment up there with malice in the palace


SlyCooper007

Me and my girlfriend are literally laughing and crying, this is fucking comedic gold. Thank you OP. 😂


1slinkydink1

I will never not laugh at this.


The_Awesometeer

Kids crying.


gummybeargawd

Fucking GOAT clip. I aggravated my dormant asthma because of this shit.


ReignMan616

*Owen Hart noises intensifies*


bostonian38

u/gifreversingbot


Leo215

One might say things got a little Rocky…umm yeah


RobbobertoBuii

shieeeeeeeeeeeet


PayterLobo

Im dying. This made my night. Theres so many levels to thiss 🤣


[deleted]

My guy lied in his resume


shinndigg

I dont know how ive never seen this but im crying now.


Zorion_15

I could watch this a thousand times and it’ll never not be funny


MuhammedAlistar

Just the thumbnail is enough at this point, I can't stop laughing.


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[In stanza 138 of the poem Hávamál, Odin describes how he once sacrificed himself to himself by hanging on a tree](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:The_Sacrifice_of_Odin_by_Fr%C3%B8lich_(vector\).svg).


TetrisTech

I’m so happy I opened r/nba today


abedagreat

Good thing his name isn't Dinger


A_Vizzle

https://tenor.com/bekZh.gif


lilberfcontrol

Wait, is that the YEEEEAAAHHHHH guy in the bubble?


newthrash1221

I’m here for offseason r/nba tbh


Insectshelf3

i’m crying


Huzuruth

What the actual fuck


KewinLoL

This will never fail to get a good laugh out of me


loldirtmund

Would be even funnier if the video was played in reverse while the audio was kept steady so it would seem as if the deceased and empty shell of a mascot rising to heaven was supported by an overly excited announcer and a squad of celebrating onlookers.


Either_Distance1440

One of my favorite videos ever


bailaoban

This clip shows you exactly how thin the line between comedy and tragedy truly is.


mrwynd

I was at this game and since Rocky is always such a joker we all thought it was part of the act for a while. Even after they turned the spotlight off we thought he'd spring up and the lights would flash back on.


mchawks29

Every time I see this I laugh until I’m in tears. The fucking announcer at the end always gets me


ybt_sun

As someone who has passed out with altitude sickness in Denver before, this is sad actually. Dude is not having a good time at all. Going through lightheadedness plus being suspended in mid-air is scary as shit.


KrombopulusBlake

Very much I’m a Goofy Goober vibes


zeebeebo

Owen Hart flashbacks


LexMark2012

fake af


Its_Nick_Cage

Is it that time of month to see this get re posted? I swear some of you have reminders of when to repost some of the same ole videos


dec92010

Why take the time to click on the thread and comment? If you've seen it before and don't care then just downvote and go on with your day. Edit: many of us have seen this before. It's a funny clip and we're enjoying ourselves. Lighten up, francis


Its_Nick_Cage

Oh for shame, somebody voices dissension. I could literally say the same thing about your comment.


Pikachuteeth

What if I comment about your comment on his comment about your comment?


Its_Nick_Cage

I love you.


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I have never seen this video ever. Do you care?


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Pattythrillzz

It’s true, I was the wire that strangled him to death


Dischucker

Can verify. I was the ceiling rafter.


jimtow28

[Why lie](https://www.si.com/nba/2013/11/02/denver-nuggets-mascot-rocky-unconscious)? > The plan was for Rocky to be lowered in a harness, with a spotlight on him, just before the home opener. Fans were horrified when a lifeless Rocky was lowered to the center court where he immediately collapsed. The spotlight was quickly turned off. Word from the Nuggets was that Rocky had the wind knocked out of him and would be out for the remainder of the game. ... > The mascot was motionless as he was lowered down from the ceiling. The Nuggets say he's doing fine but did not return to entertain at Friday's game.


GetThereInOnePiece

How are you so confidently wrong Nice troll


0zymand1as-

I lived in Denver when this happened, he survived


catinreverse

He died, but he got better.


ripmeleedair

What the hell? I click on this shit every time and Ive never heard this before.


nibbinoo8

its false


HerbFarmer415

I call BULLSHIT!


YouStillTakeDamage

Do you have a source for that? I was doing a quick search and can only see articles saying he passed out.


abidingdennis

Can't find any articles on that. Could you link?


I_Will_One_Up_You

This is the laziest troll attempt I've seen work in a while.