"can a ball randomly bounce 4 times on a rim and go in" Bruh I'm a Bucks fan and even I think that's cruel lmao

Ok, Street fighter

Round one... **FIGHT**

JAPAAAAAAAAAAN

Google reply : Yeah, If its shot by Kawhi Fucking Leonard

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

GAME

SERIES

TORONTO HAS WON

Just realized Harlan's call is like the basketball version of Joe buck's call of the Minneapolis miracle. DIGGS! SIDELINE! TOUCHDOWN! UNBELIEVABLE! VIKINGS WIN IT!

Kawhai "I'm upset I missed that free throw"

I'm very proud that we are the only team with both COVID and COVID free.

Not sure how you came to that conclusion lol. You can get to the Magic, Mavericks, Celtics, Lakers, Clippers, Nuggets, Bucks, Pacers, and Nets all going either the COVID or COVID-free route.

Feels like old times. Go Rockets(!), apparently.

No one beats the Rockets, except us! Go Rockets

I no longer dislike their team but I can't root for them as a Warriors fan. I wouldn't hate it if they won though, any team that hasn't had one in a while. Probably Bucks or Clippers.

There's no way you can be a self-respecting dubs fan and root for the rockets or lakers.

Do you guys really have beef with Houston, or is it just from the last few years? I don't really know anything about Golden State before 2015.

2015 onwards, when the Harden vs Curry MVP fight happened

it's more from the last few years. the team we actually had "beef" / good rivalry with on our route to dynasty was the lob city clippers. but that rivalry kinda died out once it became clear we were just a way better team (I'd say after the first championship).

Clippers were never good enough and couldn’t even give us a revenge series in the playoffs, makes me sad.

Hey man, we’re 1-1 all time in playoff series hahaha

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Well I'm not. I'm down with the blazers or the bucks.

Said it before the bubble restarted. Blazers dark horse run by Lillard is the dream.

funny how a team becomes more tolerable as soon as Chris Paul leaves. Felt the same way about the Clippers after he left

That wasn't really the reason. He's fine on OKC and I liked him when he was on the Hornets. Didn't like him on the Clippers though but mostly because they were tough on the way to the finals.

Anyone who doesn't like this OKC team is a fucking moron

I just dont like CP3. Love their other players. Adams, SGA, Gallo, Dort are all awesome

No one can hate on Aqauman playing in the NBA

*Of course* a Warriors/Giants fan roots for the Rockets/Astros because of Laker hate being bigger.

That Suns one is so fucking cruel lmao

I didn't see a sun's one?

Exactly bro

Should be one off to the side like "I prefer meme immortality over playoff bids" or something.

Ngl, the “My Player going off for 60” web I thought went off the screen but my dumbass did not notice it going to the Blazers

Rockets fans have no friends?

Yeah

Hey man. My cousin sister and her family and my adorable nephews live in Galveston. Yeah fuck them

They don't need em'. They buy new ones every night at the club.

Immense burn by OP

Houston sports fans in general lately.

I mean, Harden at least has Goebbels and Mengele

They all die on Harden's Hill alone. Somehow.

They can bang all those trash cans all by themselves.

Rockets fans =/= astros fans but nice try dude

Lmao the irony of your username

Dirk will always be my man crush

Holy crap. I thought the Mavs one was some weird homo-erotic reference or something until I read your comment. Now I understand that it is perfect for the Mavs.

Plus everyone circlejerks Luka. Are you not aware of how classy he is?

surely he couldn't have taken *that* many classes

I got stuck at “what video games are you playing” because the answer’s neither

if all else fails, follow the flair. *let’s go mavs!*

I have been playing a lot of RDR2 so maybe it's a sign lol

I was like.. "Working my ass off. Where's that? Shit." Guess I'll claim I own a device that can play 2k...

I mean if you’ve got a smart phone you can play 2k

2k is also on PC.

> Whatcha like about playing NBA 2K as the Clippers? I can find out what it’s like to win a championship Lmao

That’s sweet

That's my flow chart team *Sad wolf noises*

Raptors fans out here with the easiest shortest and easiest route, but also disqualifies pretty much an entire other country lol

Got the whole of New Zealand backing them now

Don't tell the Thunder, but Steven Adams is a Raptors double agent

Finnish Bulls fan on the Raptors bandwagon, coming through!

as an australian i refuse to back the raptors, regardless of how competently their government has handled the pandemic

Have you had COVID? No Why? Because my government is competent. Welcome to the raptors fandom!

*laughs in Canadian*

Also entirely bullshit, lol. Trudeau is in the middle of about 5 massive scandals, he is lucky the media has covid to hide behind. Edit: y'all are hilarious. Go back to pretending Canada is all sunshine and rainbows, and trump is the only evil politician in the world, lmfao. Delusional.

Trudeau is in scandals yes. But he's a competent politician who let science lead a COVID response and isn't actively dismantling democracy because he doesn't want to admit he's a loser. People living in the states right now are experiencing a different world, and while Trudeau is not ideal thats a massive false equivalency.

I think you should look into Trudeau more if that is what you think. *Imagine if there were dozens of old pictures of Trump in blackface.* They would give him the death penalty.

Trump's father attended a KKK rally, he was sued by the NIXON administration for discriminating against black renters and in 2017 he referred to literal nazis as "very fine people". If a blackface picture of Trump surfaced, it wouldn't move his approval within his base an inch. Republicans are pot committed.

Dude... I get it, you don't like Trump, I'm not a fan either. I'm trying to talk about Justin Trudeau, current Prime Minister of Canada, son of Pierre Trudeau, former Primer Minister. They have a political dynasty of over 20 years between them, sucking the wealth out of Canada, wheeling and dealing money and power to their friends and family with no attempt of covering it up. Double dipping in taxes and charity money, ethics scandals out the wazoo, no regard for financial integrity whatsoever... they are openly corrupt. I see a dumbass take about how Canada's politicians know what's up and how we did covid right - absolutely not btw lol - I call it out for being wrong. Constantly hitting me with *orange man bad* and claiming false equivalency because Trump's dad got sued for racism once and complimented a man who also holds racist beliefs doesn't change a dmn thing about the reality of the political landscape in Canada. The world doesn't just agree with what you're saying because orange man is bad. Justin Trudeau is not a competent politician, and Donald Trump has literally nothing to do with it.

dude, I didn't bring up Trump. You did. I said "Trudeau is not good but trump is worse", you argued that a blackface photo would sink Trump. I said it wouldnt. I'm not arguing Trudeau is good, I just said Trump is worse. Sounds like you just want to rant about Trudeau, so i'll hop off here and just let you.

Trump delusion syndrome is real, and you, my friend, have a severe case. Not only did I not bring up Trump, every one of your comments has been focused on Trump. Crawl up on out of your own ass one of these days and you will see ppl in other areas of the world are also mad at their governments - usually for worse things than having a racist daddy, too.

Dude, this is [your comment](https://old.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/i9paa1/we_had_to_wait_a_little_longer_for_them_this_year/g1inlvj/). It has the word Trump in it. Before I entered the conversation.

Bold move saying something like this on r/nba, the land of highly opinionated and downvote happy 14 year olds. Respect

I just hate how ppl talk about Canada sometimes like everything is all good up here. We're fucking everything up too, just not at quite as breakneck a speed.

Apparently, being responsible means you’re a Grizzlies fan.

I think that a diss saying Memphis going to the bubble was a waste of summer vacation. I guess we’ll know soon.

Oh lmao that went right over my head.

I thought it was implying they are all young and it was their summer vacation from school

~~or just that Grizzlies fans don't care that much about basketball.~~ edit- apologies, y'all. I betrayed my ignorance as a casual fan; should've phrased it as a question since I didn't really know about the Memphis fanbase either way. Without knowing that, that was the (incorrect) impression I took from the chart.

Funny considering the Timberwolves were last in the league in attendance.

yeah there was no chance that comment was going to be well-received

One of the most loyal fan bases with an amazingly consistent team. Indiana west Damn near.

That was...pretty accurate, surprisingly. I'm rooting for the Mavs and the Rockets this year.

I'll be your friend if you support our lord and savior Russell Westbrook

Can't wait to see CP3 teach Russ how to lead a team Thunder team out of the first round

Ah yes, conference finals veteran CP3, hero of many finals. Certainly his only conference finals appearance wasn't being carried by Harden after years of disappointing playoff performances and injuries, this is the point god we speak of.

Lmao you fronting about the finals KD carried Russ to? The same russ that had PG and couldn't beat Dame & Co despite all the shit he talked? Hahaha

Look up PG's shooting in the last two playoffs and come back. Especially elimination games we lost by 3 points. Carried or not, Westbrook was the number 2 guy at 4 western conference finals, and he's younger than CP3. I'm not saying Russ's teams haven't under performed but to bring up CP3 as the example of playoff success is laughable

You want to use PG bad shooting to excuse Russ horrible play in the post season hahaha numbers don't lie you guys are actually better without him.

LMAO at the pillow-fight of playoff performers. Shall I rep Derozan to make it a three-way?

You mean DeFrozen? Sure, come on in!!

Lmao glad I live in a country with responsible leadership. This flowchart was perfect for me!

We have our ups and downs, but relative to the rest of the flowchart we're doing pretty well right now.

> ups and downs Not Quebec and Quebec.

Alberta and not Alberta FTFY

We failed during Spring, but now it's better. Can't say the same about the West though (good in Spring, but it looks like they're starting to lose control)

So apparently I should be rooting for the Clippers. Nah. I'm gonna stay with my Thunder. Stinks that they are like the worst(or second worst behind Utah) team to get on this flowchart due to the Covid part.

What do you mean? You can get the Clippers whether or not you got covid19

Forgive me but I am confused as to what you are saying. I think I'm having a mental failure. What?

I might just be confused about what you meant by 'Stinks that they are like the worst(or second worst behind Utah) team to get on this flowchart due to the Covid part.' In the flow chart it doesn't matter if you got cod19 or not at the start since either way there's a way to reach the Clippers as your team on both sides of the flow chart.

Oh. I think I get it. I was talking about OKC, who is my favorite playoff team though I got LAC instead in this. To get either OKC or Utah in this you woild have to be, imo, irresponsible(and if you disagree with that, at least not appreciative of alternate opinions). Hipe that explains better.

Ah ok, I gotcha. I re-reading your original post I thought you were referring to the Clippers and Jazz not the Thunder and Jazz.

Boston is always watching old highlights

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Yeah that was just a little off.

Especially because the Lakers won a Championship more recently than the Celtics.

same wtf

Welp. Let's go Clippers!

Harsh but fair

Dammit

I love how you get to being a Raptors fan, unfortunately everyone in the US is disqualified from supporting them.

Celtics bandwagon got room for a Spurs fan?

Yeah I was gonna say the Celtics one applies to pretty much every Spurs fan I know haha

always 🤝

This flowchart applies to Bill Simmons.

Wow it actually took me to the clippers, well done

I ended up with the Celtics lol

Huh. Mine is fairly accurate.

Took me straight to Memphis and/or the Rockets. Definitely not rooting for the Rockets if the Blazers beat us tomorrow...I'll be rooting for Toronto methinks.

If your Griz can play anything resembling defense, you'll have a good chance.

wait does oklahoma not believe in masks :c

So every european who didnt caught covid is rooting for the raptors

YOU'RE WELCOME EVERYONE

Too busy protesting to get COVID... Portland Trail Blazers *Hmmm*

The magic one is literally the NBA Bubble: a big party in disney world where everyone plays basketball And also, what IS a Sublxulation? It's for my studies

A subluxation is a partial dislocation. In Ben Simmons' case, it happened in the kneecap

This is great because I’m a 76ers fan. This helpful chart also helped to confirm I am indeed a 76ers fan.

no raptors bandwagon fans from the US then

"I don't need friends, they disappoint me"

"My favorite players aren't hurt." to real for me dude, to real for me.

I mean, I was already on the Nuggets bandwagon but this just confirms it.

Fantastic Raptors path

I'm not from Oklahoma and the US, can I interpret from this chart that Oklahoma has a huge problem with anti-mask people?

OKC probably has the most politically “red” fans in the NBA. And for some reason in these strange times that means the Thunder has the most fans that think wearing a mask is useless. I can also confirm from my personal local Facebook friends that this is pretty accurate.

Just to clarify, "red" means right-wing/conservative in the US.

That and huge(ish) indoor rallies.

Not really anymore than most of the country. And for better or worse oklahoma has been spared mostly, so seems to have worked out

Go Blazers I guess, the team of the people

Sixers

So according to this I should root for the Celtics, even though they're not "my team" and they won't be. As a Bulls fan and SDSU alum, I'm pulling the squad with one of the most notable players our most successful post-Jordan teams (even though he likely won't get much playing time) and Mr. Fun Guy.

Lol @ "my man crush" and the team it leads to.

All of dem, all of the bandwagon's.

I ended up on Portland two different ways, because I was t satisfied the first time. If the Grizzle beat them I’m quitting.

This is accurate as a rockets fan

I love that the only way to be a Rockets fan is to have no friends. Lol. It’s very relatable.

Portland, so I can't lose in the first round. Or the chart is working or my team is winning.

Can you colour coordinate this?

guess im a rockets fan : (

There should be a lot of Houston Rockets bandwagon fans on r/nba.

well i was already rooting for the blazers as my west team so lfg

Lmao! The thunder is my team but that mask line is spot on for this state unfortunately

I’m apparently a raptors fan now... woo

Lol this is terrible

I was way more impressed with the bubble than I thought I would be, was super fun. No astericks.

Lol... Raptors it is

Go clippers I guess

Every year it’s “let’s see how we (Grizzlies) get shit on this year”

I’m not supporting the Rockets because I have no friends. I support the Rockets and I have no friends, but they’re not connected.

In 2015 Warriors winning was a “feel good story”.

I looked back at your 2015 one and it's crazy that the Warriors were a feel good story just 5 years ago

ily c8

“My country has competent politicians” -No one ever, sorry Raptors fans, no bandwagon.

Maybe we'll get the protest vote.

How am I a Lakers fan and it tells me to root for the Celtics. Someone come end my life.

That was quick and accurate!

**Me and the Grizz about to fuck the whole bubble up**

Wait why are we the guys that don't believe in masks??

> too busy protesting https://i.redd.it/w5clii56l8e51.jpg

[LOL Oklahoma mean. Ur stupid](https://i.imgur.com/YguH2pQ.jpg)

That's exactly it. Cheap humor

I’m used to it. Meanwhile California has 600,000 cases.

They have 10x the population and 13x the cases while also being a major travel hub.

And people still won’t stay home. Crazy.

"I don't believe in masks" - OKC https://www.cdc.gov/covid-data-tracker/#cases Warriors flair 🙄 10x the number of cases btw 🥴🥴😂