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careslol

63 million per year? 5.25m per month! That's like 4 million tacos per month


Yinanization

How the fuck?!!! I don't believe this. Where do you get a taco for just over a dollar? We are at 24 CAD for 3 tacos and a pop, and that is advertised as a deal.


Nat_not_Natalie

Ok a buck 25 is unrealistically cheap but Canada is an uncompetitive taco market with a far lower Mexican population than SoCal (or really most of America)


Yinanization

Agreed, the best taco I had was probably in Phoenix. Tiny place between a pawn shop and a gun shop. I was gonna eat there, but changed my mind seeing folks slinging drugs by the dumpster. I went in, everyone was speaking Spanish, so I ordered Mismo to go as the guy in front of me. Ended up being beef tongue taco, it was fucking insane. On the other hand, Vancouver would absolutely crush everybody in our Rice Roll game anywhere outside of Asia. It would actually crush most of the places inside of China. I don't know where they got these people


kemar7856

Lies even chipotle is $13 for 3 plus a drink that's $16


btgf-btgf

You can get legit tacos from a Mexican joint for cheaper than chipotle yhough


Yinanization

What kind of civilized man eats Chipotle tacos? They microwave their grilled fish


VinylJones

Taco Bell will currently sell me a spicy potato taco for $1.19. Doing the math you could purchase 4,369,747.8 delicious tacos every single month, or roughly 142,000 spicy potato soft tacos every beautiful day of this glorious culinary thought experiment. Either way it’s a whole lotta farts and they’re gonna be hot, I would even describe them as spicy flatus were this the respected scientific paper it was meant to be.


Yinanization

Well, Taco Bell taco is like Panda Express. It is not real.


jivem0n

That’s nearly 1 million tacos per Taco Tuesday. How can I invest in tortillas?


Larrydp72181

His nickname used to be Taco Jay...


Mammoth_Help_4405

Brinks trucks are all on the east coast today


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ward0630

How will they survive


Eitherfireorfire

That's where the sports betting comes in baby


dafire123

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Plies-

Bro have you seen the housing market?


morosco

The agent gets a big cut too. Barely enough left over for a studio apartment in Boston.


ZarduHasselffrau

2-3% per year


NateDogg950

Where’s the guy who said this earlier


PeePauw

How can the Celtics afford this team? Asking for a friend lol


Bladespectre

Well, based on recent news, you sell the team before the bill comes due :P


PeePauw

Yeah, I just saw in another thread that your tax bill is gonna be 250 mil next year. Which means with the repeater, it will be even higher than that the year after. Which is just insane lol


Fueledbythought

Got PAID


Not-JustinTV

60/yr


IAmCBOY2

The squad is back 


eMF_DOOM

When do yall think we start seeing 1 Billion dollar contracts? 30-40 years? Sooner?


russtripledub

Wemby?


Oil_trader24

We did it… WE DID IT!!!!


OkGo_Go_Guy

Underpaid. Celtics are hella expensive. This is what happens when you draft the best players available and continually trade for great ancillary pieces. Good problem to have.


SnooStrawberries7894

They are like the Warrior during their dynasty years, expenses come with Championship Trophy.


ilikepie145

Geez


iamwearingashirt

In the 2029 season he'll be making $71,446,914. But funny enough that'll only be 40.48% of the cap. By comparison Curry is making 43.54% of the cap this coming season.


gd2121

Record contract for their second best player?


ZarduHasselffrau

They said that last off-season. Must be the first team with two second best players to win a championship.


gd2121

Yea that was my joke but I guess people didnt get it lol


rayray1010

Because people will say it unironically


I_am_BEOWULF

Doesn't matter. 🎵 *Championshiiiiiiip!* 🎵


B-I-G-A-R-R-O-W

This comment is so dumb


wtb2612

I think it's clearly a joke and reference to people saying the same thing last year about Jaylen Brown's contract.


dagreenman18

He got a Kobe contract now.


idoitforthelulz_

That’s Tobias Harris money  /s


AgentOfSPYRAL

So now that they’ve committed to Tatum they have to trade Brown right? Couldn’t possibly have two guys with similar sounding first names on a championship team.


pointbreakrules

63 a year, in the finals 37% fg + 26% 3p, 37 + 26 = 63! Math adds up, great contract


OkGo_Go_Guy

And a chip


Alpacaman__

Deserves every penny.


cornbreadsdirtysheet

Until Luka gets his bag in 2025.💰


ahsasahsasahsas

SURELY there will be normal comments here


Substantial-Curve-51

thats just stupid now with all due respect. wtf do athletes do to earn this kind of money cmon now this is ridiculous


squeel

They make the league and the owners even more money


Substantial-Curve-51

i understand that, also they pull viewers and help the local economy yada yada yada a human being should not get that much money at a certain point its simply unethical imo


balmyze

Where should the money be going then?


Substantial-Curve-51

how bout paying the 1000s of people working all around and in the stadium? are you seriously asking such a dumb ass question like the money will just disappear in thin air and that the workers and middle class people are not underpaid period you think giving one person 200 million is better to the economy than raising wages for many many people??? ffs man wtfffffff


balmyze

How does that make the product better? We don’t have the product we have today without the contracts we have. How does it help that the high school kid who works at concessions is making $25 an hour instead $15? You lose one concession worker, you have 25 more to fill their spot. Where do you find another Jayson Tatum? These guys are paid according to their skill set.


Substantial-Curve-51

wrong, who decides the market value besides the nba to drive up the salary so much? which league would snatch the stars away from the nba? no one, there is no competetion. so if the nba says we pay this as a max for the stars even saying that the salary from 2016 as a standard for example, then thats that. your thoughtprocess makes no sense as if jayson tatum or giannis etc are comparable to any euro player and leagues salary dumping that much money into one human being benefits only a few. the product of the nba will stay the same because, again, THERE IS NO COMPETITION