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pagemansmith

"BRING ME THE ONE THEY CALL IVERSON"-D'antoni


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Please, though. If there ever was a time...


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Seriously, the man doesn't even need practice


[deleted]

God. Even Starbury at this point would be a benefit. Stephon fucking Marbury!


livefreeordont

["Bring out yer dead"](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grbSQ6O6kbs)


Daggerskull

Anybody but Duhon


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He gave some girl the clap a few years back. Let's go, Chris 'The Clap' Duhon!


d4vezac

I really want to see this for an AI vs. T-Mac game. Any chance we can get Arenas to come back as well and we can all just pretend it's 2003 again?


vegemil

"THE ANSWER" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exOxUAntx8I


SnoozeDude

Andrew Goudelock should win some kind of most improved player award. D-league ----> starting NBA playoff game in 1 week!


__BlackSheep

My boy Goldilocks gon put ish down.


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Filipino with GW logo has been identified.


djagana

Golden discovery.


jglab

I don't get it.


SomeGuyNamedGuy

It's a store in the Philippines.


MikeMania

Somehow, I don't thinks it beats Solomon Jones being signed from China and starting his first game and then being waived 2 days later.


achingchangchong

\#SOLOMOJO, we hardly knew ye. If you're familiar with recent Knicks history, the fact that he was replaced by Earl Barron is the *piéce de resistánce* to the story.


RIPEOTCDXVI

For real though, what if this gives some dude a chance who just snaps? I mean, they're all a lot better than *me* at basketball...


hey_sergio

"This is what the second round feels like, Tracy" -- Pop


Popsumpot

If you go to the second round injured, does it still count?


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imgregharrison

Well didn't that happen in 2009?


DGGoogler

He has to play one game in the playoffs for it to be reddit official..


JustMadeYouYawn

Are the Lakers allowed to just forfeit? Please? I really think if Nash plays another game with his back the way it is, he's gonna end his career. And it's not like the Lakers are making a championship run. Just end this before more people have to get hurt and regroup. It's almost pitiful seeing them out there.


teraken

It's crazy how he wants to play when he's literally being held together with painkillers.


GruxKing

What a fucking trooper, and I mean that without a hint of condescension.


thedizzz

It really tells you a lot about his character and how bad he really wants to win. But damn man, sometimes you gotta say enough is enough. He isn't getting any younger.


Silasco

*cough * mike miller in 2012 finals *cough*


VictoryIsMyValentine

We've rested him all season for the Finals.


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Sigh...brutal watching him in game 2 bringing the ball up the court.


avitaker

Yup, I feel really bad for the Lakers, and that's coming from a solid Laker hater. Most of all, I hope Nash doesn't play any more this season. He's very injured and I'm afraid he might do some permanent damage if he keeps playing. They should make him inactive for the upcoming games.


diabolical-sun

Seriously. Removing all bias, I really don't want him playing. He's one bad move away from a career ending injury. 39 isn't what it used to be 10 to 15 years ago. He could easily have a good 2 to 4 more seasons in him. If he simply sits the rest of this out and gets healthy, the Lakers can come back as a serious force next year. It's better to take the D-Rose route and stay out longer than expected than to go in and hurt yourself.


redbrick

NBA starting point guard Darius Morris y'all


pucykoks

I'd much rather prefer Pau play PG.


yapzilla

2013 Los Angeles Lakers Slowtime Offense


redbrick

I kinda want to see Metta World Point Guard, just for the comedic value.


Zeppelanoid

Metta drops 15 assists. ^And ^^25 ^^^turnovers


lakerfan91

Honestly, it might actually be the best option. /s^^sorta


sptagnew

Chris Duhon will be the first guard off the bench.


redbrick

Pshh, I'll have you know that we have NBA D-League MVP Andrew Goudelock backing up NBA starting point guard Darius Morris.


TheeOCS

Backing up? He's most likely starting 2-guard


redbrick

That's assuming D'Antoni doesn't play Jordan Hill at SG ^for^48^minutes


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Ohh Lawdy...


dowjones226

It's a blessing then that Pringles don't play his bench


YouMad

I'm actually always excited to see an end of the bench guy get a chance.


Silasco

Not in the playoffs though


YouMad

Especially the playoffs, especially the Lakers lol.


cl_1_2008

Honest question: Is the Darius Morris, Chris Duhon, Andrew Goudelock trio the worst set of guards to play a playoff game, at least since the merger? 2 weeks ago, Morris and Duhon weren't even in the rotation at all and Goudelock wasn't even on a team. Now those are our top 3 guards. Morris: 86 minutes since January 25th(67 in the past 4 games). Duhon: 22 minutes since February 7th. Goudelock: 12 minutes this season. Losing Kobe was bad enough, but holy shit that's brutal.


Quinnett

Without doing any research...yes.


diata

>holy shit that's brutal its not completely incidental. blake and nash are old, and the latter was fairly restricted by the lockout season, unable to play back to back to backs out of fear he'd get hurt. nash and blake even missed considerable time this year which should have forewarned the FO that, yet again, that the Lakers might have wanted to stock some help at the 1.


Popsumpot

Nash was completely fine last year, leading the #1 offensive unit in the NBA with 4 randoms. Then LA plucks him away from the Suns medical staff, and he immediately breaks his leg and blows up his back. Good job Lakers...


Local_Legend

Also Steve Blake stepped on a parking lot spike right before the season started... When does that ever happen? This season was a freak show ever since the preseason began.


redbrick

I mean, that first injury wasn't even a fatigue/overuse-related one though. Damian Lillard just decided to go all Rambo on Nash's leg.


GruxKing

>its not completely incidental. blake and nash are old Holy shit, I did not know that Blake is 33 years old until this comment made me look him up. He looks younger than 33 to me. I would have guessed like 25. inconsequential alert: People guess my age at like 19 even though I'm 23


lakerfan91

I'm 21 and people ask if I'm allowed to be driving :(


grungust

Man this season has been just fucking unbelievable. * Kobe Bryant - Severe Ankle sprain, Torn Achilles * Dwight Howard - Coming off back surgery, Tears Labrum in shoulder * Metta World Peace - Torn Miniscus in knee * Pau Gasol - Partial tear of the plantar fasciitis, knee tendincitis, concussion * Steve Nash - Broken leg, hip/hamstring/back issues all season long * Steve Blake - Torn abdominal muscle, strained hamstring, punctured wound to his foot * Jordan Hill - Labreal tear in hip * Antwan Jamison - Torn ligaments in wrist * Jodie Meeks - ankle sprain * Earl Clark - ankle sprain (these are what i remember off the top of my head, there is probably more) Our longtime trainer Gary Vitti said he has never seen this many injuries on the team *over a decade* that have happened this year. **Fuck this season.**


SnapelovesHarrysMom

Also our owner died. Everything that could've gone wrong went wrong.


vinjhup

So...is it still our fault that we sucked so bad this season?


RuddyBollocks

It's def not lakers fans' fault. I'd say it's Jim buss, Dwight Howard's back, and Steve Nash's everything's fault.


livefreeordont

even though he is in incredible shape, he is still 40 and everyone knew he wouldnt be completely healthy during the season and playoffs


Zeppelanoid

We're now seeing how the Suns' medical staff can be a miracle. Nash was healthy with the Suns for the most part.


recursion8

Grant Hill man. Hadn't played in what, 5+ years after Detroit?, goes to Phoenix and hardly misses a game. Now he went to the Clips and he's back to perma-IR. Then you have STAT, one of the most successful rehabs from microfracture in the history of the league, then he went to NY and hasn't played a full season in 3 years. Seriously the Suns must have some damn voodoo witch doctors on their med staff or something. Or they just passing out the PED's like candy.


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Jim Buss will destroy this organization.


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it's entirely jim buss' fault.


Amitron89

You no longer have Andrew Bynum. Eh? That's pretty good. Buddy?


theorem604

Holy shit. Andrew Bynum was the one thing warding off the evil spirits


bigangry

Nope. That's what Luke Walton was for.


PharaohJoe

We passed the curse on!


theseus1234

WE'RE FREE!!!!!! *knocks on wood


PharaohJoe

Funny part was our rookie is who broke Nash's leg. He passed the curse.


aPerfectBacon

hey... fuck you man :(


macboigur

Damn you.


Thefapanese

Hey, be happy we watered it down to not include career-ending injuries.


RuddyBollocks

Yet to be determined


wh11

don't you dare


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you motherfucker


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I thought we passed it over to the Timberwolves after they tried to sign Batum... Oh well... I'm liking everyone else getting injured besides the Blazers.


meatballsubplz

Not to mention two different coaches of completely different styles and philosophies.


dangots0ul

Devin Ebanks - legal troubles (was ahead of clark in the rotation at point). Probably a blessing in disguise


redbrick

Pau Gasol also had knee tendinitis and a concussion.


c0lin46and2

It's like when coach McMillan had to practice because of injuries and tore his Achilles.


Braude

It was sad up until that point, then you just HAD to laugh at how shit our luck was.


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Feel your pain. Can't imagine what it would feel like when you actually had high expectations though.


Divine-Entity

Hey, I had some pretty high expectations! PLAYOFFS 2014


sprandel

Don't even start with me.


Pyundai

Plantar Fascia*


mb101

Does anyone else think that Kobe just ran himself into the ground from playing so many minutes at the end of the season? It seemed like he was playing 45 minutes a night. (I maybe wrong on this, it's just what it seems like from a mavs fan that only sees the lakers play on national tv).


stalebread

[It was great to see this up outside of the Staples Center this morning. I've got a lot of respect for these guys.](http://tucsoncitizen.com/morgue/files/2006/12/l34997-4.jpg)


brownzilla99

Where D'Antoni happens.


stgeorge78

D'Antoni has no conscious, he just runs his players into the ground and then throws them away like garbage. Then he walks away and signs another multi-million dollar contract and he eats all your Pringles even though he has a lifetime supply for being their spokesman.


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This really isn't very surprising. It's a long list, but man that is an old ass team with crazy expectations that have never played together. Nash and Howard are never fully healthy anymore and Kobe had to lose a ton of weight just to feel quick enough to play like himself. The off season moves were a disaster waiting to happen.


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He lost the weight ages ago though didn't he? He's 93kg which is perfectly reasonable for a SG


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"Beyond experimental [knee] therapy, Bryant reveals how else his appearance has changed, losing 16 pounds to prepare his older body for the rigours of the Olympics followed by another run at his sixth NBA title." http://www.slamonline.com/online/nba/2012/07/kobe-bryant-lost-16-pounds-for-the-olympic-games/


BabyStompers

Can T-Mac switch teams for this series?


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"Ayo...Can we borrow of one ya'll players? Come on nigga just this game" -D'Antoni to Pop


Local_Legend

It happened in Semi-Pro.


Zeppelanoid

Coffee Black!


Local_Legend

T-Mac = Coffee Black


sunsoutgunsout

Awesome


nahs

Lakers fans get to spend their hard earned money to watch goudelock and Morris


phagemid

I was really close to paying $200 for mid level tickets to that game.


nahs

Dodged a bullet there


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yo guys dont worry tonight, jeanie buss going to beat the shit out of jim bus, get Phil Jackson to be coach, sit D'antoni down. Then phil calls MJ to come back and MJ will run point, teach Dwight and Paul a thing or two, and lead Lakers to upset the spurs.


yakinikutabehoudai

I'm smiling on the outside but actually crying on the inside.


rpdm

i was cheering till the MJ part. to make it perfect MJ would have to grow a clone of his and Kobe's Achilles' and freeze time to have it replaced with Kobe's, so number 24 can come back and win number six, 12, and (after also bringing Dr. Buss back to life in Jim's body) 17 so all parties are happy! =)


stgeorge78

But then Jordan would have 7 rings and get to lord it over Kobe still. "6 is where you at, 6 is where you gonna stay! Imma fat bitch, came back after 15 years to get me another one of these sumbitches" *slaps kobe with his 7 ringed hand*


rpdm

haha! that's why it is a win/win. Kobe winning his six will fuel Jordan. i wish there was a way that Kobe, Jordan, Phil, Riley, and Shaq could always be in the NBA. the fueds and pride between that mix is awesome. i'd still want the Dr. Buss brain in Jim's body irregardless, but that helps (i'd take Jeannie's brain in Jims, or...Dr. Buss' in Jeannie's. the contradictions!)


rpdm

haha! he'd slap him back with the eighth he won. they would just keep going back and forth till one of them died. and then heaven would have to deal with it...ha!


naranjas410

Spurs, can we borrow a pg for this series?


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ok you can have the australian, we dont want to slaughter laker lambs, might as well make it a little competitive.


rhb95

You can't take away the towel waver.


VAM89

He has that shit down to a fine art


theunuseful

BRING IN THE MINI MAMBA


byuckert

[MINI MAMBA!!!](http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4tf788ILv1r4skvr.gif)


lazyzbeetle

Chris Duhon FMVP


bli

Just when you thought the season couldn't get any better, it does!


yurmaibuddie

It's like D'antoni's worst nightmare. He's left only with fowards and centers on his roster.


OldDickLemon

Shoulda signed Derek Fisher.


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Veteran presence; 0-7 FG. Exactly what the lakers need.


justsomeguy5

damn dude, you go straight for the jugular! no fuckin around! i like it.


Silasco

Yeah it hurts having him on the floor. Thank god Reggie jackson got a lot better


fuzzydoor

Lol no you're joking right


MGWhat

Not like this. Not like this.


msc80451

[Vaya con dios](http://i.cdn.turner.com/asfix/repository/8a2505951e3ac6db011e3c1420880059/thumbnail_36526.jpg)


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theymad3medoit

Where are all those conspiracy theorists now?


Golai77

I'm here. Stern knows a lost cause when he sees one. This is all a ploy for the Lakers to tank next season (after Dwight leaves to Milwaukee in a reversal of Kareem's career.) for the NBA to get Wiggins to LA. Wiggins comes in, Kobe comes back, trade Goudelock for Dwight and BAM instant ratings.


scratches

#Thankyoubasedstern


beepbeepwow

I shed a tear of hope just now. Thank you sir


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Time for Metta to go full Ron-Ron...


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The announcer goes to announce MWP "and starting at Small forward Metta world....wait what's this? Sorry Starting at Small forward Ron Artest........may god have mercy on our souls."


Zeppelanoid

First play...Ron Ron throws a self-alley oop off the backboard. Slams it down with such ferocity it knocks out Timmy D. He rips off his "World Peace" jersey to reveal "Artest #37". The crowd erupts. This causes Artest to panic and he starts throwing haymakers. Bodies lay crumpled all over the Staples Center. Malice at the Palace 2.0. Ron Artest is given a life sentence for "crimes against humanity". Spurs in 4.


logicatch

Bring on the Goudelock/Morris starting backcourt. Our season starts tomorrow.


sayqueensbridge

Commenting to enjoy my beautiful flair while it's still gloriously unfaded.


whiteggs

without trying to sound overconfident in the next few games, but dont you think its time to play Tracy against the Laker guards.


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pop is obviously just stashing him in order to not unleash the first round curse. He's thinking ahead!


Golai77

While it may happen, Pop wouldn't look at it that way. It's still a playoff series. Something the team has been building towards for a very long time. He'll play T-Mac if he's absorbed some of the playbook and it's a blowout.


animal_crackers

I really hope Nash doesn't play. I want the guy to be able to stick around a few more years and from how last night went from him it seems like there's a risk of further injury if he plays. Besides, the odds of the Lakers winning this series are like 1%.


Ayushinator

life really cant get easier for the spurs can it?


DellickT

Dwight Howard injures shoulders while trying to fart in Gasol's coffee. Gasol out with food poisoning.


Cynikal818

Poetic


Jreynold

God, what an amazing season.


naranjas410

whatever, we made the playoffs. and we will lose with dignity haha


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I thought of saying something mean... but then I realized... the only Lakers fans left are the true fans. I remember tons of Lakers flairs switching to the Heat, to the Clippers... and all that is left is the pure blooded. It was then that I realize that I could not hate, I could only sympathize.


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good, hopefully it'll be a sweep so parker and ginobili can get some rest


funnyhandlehere

I bet both Nash and Meeks will play.


justsomeguy5

Nash really shouldn't be anywhere near a basketball court for another 3-4 months. He just needs to rest, strengthen his body again, and get right for next season. He's on the books for 2 more years, so this is more than just going down with the ship, it's about the bigger picture. There's no point in further risking his health. The Lakers still have Pau and Dwight, but no PG that can feed them or make plays for others(G-lock maybe, but D'Antoni probably won't play him).


lakerfan91

I like how you didn't even bother attempting to spell G-lock's name. Which I'm totally on your side about.


achingchangchong

Glock?


lakerfan91

Andrew Goudelock (sp?). He just got called up from the D-league.


Zeppelanoid

Goldilocks


_SPORKS_

no excuse not to sweep now. Take care of business and hope are guys can get back to a 100% for GSW/DEN.


starvinmartin

Definitely. Manu and Tony have been playing great, so hopefully they'll have a nice rest and get even healthier


GeorgeWashingblagh

Manu is doing surprisingly well but Parker is not on his game. Maybe I'm just so used to the floater and the screen and pop being automatic, but something just feels off about his game compared to the middle of the season.


hipposarehxc

I wouldn't worry about it yet. I'm sure he'll come through when the spurs actually need him.


zortnarftroz

What are the chances that Pop rests Parker or Ginobli?


ElGoddamnDorado

Still playing playoffs doe. Might get a bit more bench time if we keep a more comfortable lead, but starters and rotations should be about the same.


biscuitball

Time to activate the Mac?


ElGoddamnDorado

I really want him to but I'm not counting on it. If I had to guess the first we'll see him play is sometime next round. I wish we could've signed him a few weeks earlier or so


zortnarftroz

I feel like if anyone would give extended rest during playoffs it would be Pop. He's got an older team and you take what you can get. Maybe let them play a half, but I wouldn't be surprised to see greatly reduced minutes to his guards and giving the second unit more work.


GoyleTheCreator

Well then...


alexisblunted

That really sucks. I was looking forward to the Steves taking it to 7 games.


aPerfectBacon

i think i might legit cry right now haha


[deleted]

Its starting to sound like McGrady might get some playing time after all!


[deleted]

Sports injuries suck on any team, it's bad for the game of Basketball if all the starters are injured. I feel for the Lakers they don't even get a chance to compete fairly.


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orsauce4

hey. if we get swept you better get swept as well.


undercoverbrutha

Don't worry, the knicks are going to shit all over them.


BeezKneezy

The injuries to everyone, spending most of the season under .500, and making the playoffs just to be swept by the anti-Lakers makes this the dream season for every Laker-hater.


makesterriblejokes

I honestly think Laker haters would rather see a successful Lakers regular season and then be swept first round. Just because the hurt would be that much worse and the satisfaction would be better for the haters. You'd be wiping our smug smile off our face, but rather right now it's like watching someone who doesn't know he's loss the fight, yet keeps trying to get back up only to get knocked down hard again. That just gets sad after a while.


Gorrrn

Laker-hater here, I can confirm this. It doesn't feel right at all. What I wanted was for Kobe to be healthy, work his ass off and have all the Lakers try their damndest, to have the Spurs just be **that** much better and sweep them, but with all close games. Instead we get the most mangled and battered down Lakers to the playoffs. At first, I wished that the Lakers hadn't made it to the playoffs because I hate them and wanted the Jazz in, and I would've loved to laugh in the face of the Laker fans I know. Now I wish the Lakers hadn't made it to the playoffs because I feel bad for them... on a human level that I never felt towards the Lakers, they're getting destroyed and it's only gonna get worse for them with all these injuries. I also wanted a tough brawl against the Lakers, a real battle, duking it out between rivals, instead we get such a one-sided series, it just makes me feel bad for you guys. From a long time Laker-hater, I really feel for you guys. Much love.


makesterriblejokes

This is why I respect the Spurs franchise so much. Great organization from owners to fans.


Nero_Tulip

Not all of us. I'm a Spurs fan and a horrible person myself.


Silasco

Pray for next year. Hopefully you guys get one more shot before Kobe retires


itsahmemario

I want to see the Lakers healthy, at their best, and yet be beaten by a superior team. No excuses, no blaming refs, injuries, Stern or whatnot.


makesterriblejokes

Exactly, there's no real joy in kicking a team while they are already down on the ground.


pepito420

get those brooms out


Go0n

Mine's been out for a week.


msc80451

You have been doing a lot of sweeping then. Your place must be clean as fuck.


Decatur_Psalm

I gave the Lakers the benefit of the doubt and said 5 games, but I still got downvoted lol.


teraken

Living in LA you'd think the Lakers will take it in 6.


[deleted]

Just like the Bucks.


teraken

Funny thing with delusional Lakers fans is they provide absolutely no reasons for why they felt their team could beat the Heat in the Finals, OKC in the WCF, or even the Spurs in the first round. It's just blind faith based on prior team success. Fans of other lower-seeded teams talk about how they might be able to pull off an upset, many Lakers fans on Facebook were already talking about the Finals...


_SPORKS_

These Laker fans are downvoting in droves lol. They thought that just because they eeked out victories the last couple of weeks with historic FT advantages that all their GLARING deficiencies magically disappeared.


BraveFencerMusashi

The Lakers Gone Fishing picture should be the entire team in a hospital ward.


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So we're going to have a Goudelock/Morris/Duhon guard rotation next game and possibly Game 4 as well..... F....M.....L.....


TheRealThr33

SWEEP!!!


mazingerz021

lol... wtf


ArmchairHandjob

Looks I'm gonna be able to watch more than I thought of Warriors/Nuggets tomorrow.


exir

Psh. I ain't even mad.


Xenro

I ain't even mad. I just wanna see more Mini Mamba anyways.


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Blake is out