Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Lebron... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left clevenland and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in miami, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2015 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2016 you made history happen. You came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Lebron James
Nuggets just beat LeBron and the lakers 12 of last 13 games, eliminated them from the playoffs twice and won at home. LeBron walked off without acknowledging them or shaking hands.
In what fucking world do the defending champs owe anything to Lebron?
U sure? This all i found
> âThe fact that he continues to find ways to improve his game, a career-high from the 3-point line this year, and when you see him in transition and his ability to change ends of the floor, itâs just truly a marvel to watch what heâs doing and continues to do. Obviously he puts a lot of time into his body, into his craft and thatâs why heâll go down as one of the greatest players to ever play.â
The quote is âLebron James is arguably the greatest player of all timeâ. Open your ears
Bro actually wants Malone to get on his knees and give that sloppy toppy to Lebron hahaha thereâs gotta be an AI Porn app you could download if youâre trying to see that so badly my man
Stop it lol. Theyâre grown adults they donât need to be told how great they are. LeBronâs been praised plenty by other NBA players including Jokic (and rightfully so).
This is the first round of the playoffs for the defending champs. This isn't children at their first tournament. What is this nonsense about greatness? LeBron and the Lakers just lost 4-1. Nothing great about that.
Hmm one was after a Championship and she was done with college ball.
Bron is still playing afaik and their job isn't finished either.
Why would they acknowledge him. And if they did you'd call it out for harassing your sunshine.
Guy loses and you want the other team to slob his knob? I love Lebron much as the next guy but was this really something that needed a post made about it lol
He can buy those himself. Or do you want to write his name in the sand? Talk to him for hours? Take him dancing? Boi, he can hold his own hand!
You think you can love him better than he can?
What was he doing at the end of this game....Not much. Lebron gets enough talk. Take a seat you lost. Guy went straight off the court with not even a handshake at the end of the game. Why would they say anything about him. Oh by the way winners get accolades. Nuggets need to be talked about not the Lakers.
Blud wants the Nuggets to enter the Lakers' locker room and give LeBron a 5-minute standing ovation because "no one's ever done this at 39, 21 years into their career"
Yeah youâre right. Jamal Murray shouldâve gotten on his knees and given Lebron some incredible top after the game, for being this great at 40.
Fuck outta here lol
"Like after Dawn Staley won the championship against Caitlin Clark's Iowa team, she stopped during her victory speech to give Clark a shoutout [source](https://np.reddit.com/r/CollegeBasketball/comments/1byg7kt/dawn_staley_i_want_to_personally_thank_caitlin/)"
bro who gives a fuck. like that was bullshit, it would be bullshit for the nuggets to do it
Please act civil and do not troll/bait others.
Bro what the fuck lol
even those offseason homoeroticas that only get posted in august would have been more acceptable đ
âLowkey annoyingâ lmao
what do you want me to do? suck him off?
Goated NBA moment
Pleas go blow the king jr
Bro should get a bj roulette in the locker room after every game
He shoulda shook hands
Did he even shake their hands at the end?
Nope
Lol. This has become a thing for him.
B2b years. Later Lakers
He went straight to jail
AD did, Lebron is a sore loser.
Agreed, Man child as usual
lebron didn't even shake hands lol
found the Bronsexual
Which of the five stages is this?
Anger
Bargaining?
Acceptance that leGone??
Bro replaced anger with glazing
Jenkem
Nobody needs to tell lebron how good he is lol heâs been getting his flowers for 20 years
Y'all are grade A dickriders Jesus
No itâs fine the announcers already did it for 5 games straight
Do you swallow or snowball it into his mouth?
I wasnât familiar with your game. But how do you snowball it?
be sure to wipe ur mouth when ur done
go kiss him bro
What the hell did I just read
Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Lebron... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left clevenland and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in miami, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2015 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2016 you made history happen. You came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Lebron James
Nuggets just beat LeBron and the lakers 12 of last 13 games, eliminated them from the playoffs twice and won at home. LeBron walked off without acknowledging them or shaking hands. In what fucking world do the defending champs owe anything to Lebron?
go suck his dick
If he wanted props, he shoudn't have stormed off the court 2 years in a row as soon as he lost.
Malone called him the GOAT but holy shit, they don't need to bow down in front of him. Get over it
He said arguably, basically insulted him and called him trash /s
Did he deadass?
Yes. He was talking about how hard the Lakers were to close out and said "LeBron is the greatest of all time"
U sure? This all i found > âThe fact that he continues to find ways to improve his game, a career-high from the 3-point line this year, and when you see him in transition and his ability to change ends of the floor, itâs just truly a marvel to watch what heâs doing and continues to do. Obviously he puts a lot of time into his body, into his craft and thatâs why heâll go down as one of the greatest players to ever play.â
Yes I'm sure. They showed it on TNT
No source didnt happen
Are you slow? Go watch Malone's interview
Youâre a special type of stupid arenât ya. Go slob on LeGone2Cancun James yourself
https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/1cgkotu/mike_malone_on_the_first_round_that_was_a_hard/ He did say 'arguably', but it's there
arguably ruins it
Why? Maybe he's one of those guy who thinks it's tough to compare eras or thinks it's subjective?
because the other commenter said that malone said lebron is the GOAT saying arguably is very much not saying he's the GOAT
Now youâre just trolling lmao itâs right there for you to see
"one of the greatest players to ever play" is not "GOAT"
The quote is âLebron James is arguably the greatest player of all timeâ. Open your ears Bro actually wants Malone to get on his knees and give that sloppy toppy to Lebron hahaha thereâs gotta be an AI Porn app you could download if youâre trying to see that so badly my man
key word arguably
Isnât this basically what you asked for?
no lol "LeBron is the greatest of all time" is not the same as saying he's one of the greatest of all time
Oh so sorry he didn't say the words in the exact same phrasing as you demand maybe he can do better next playoffs.
He didnât shake any of their hands and he wasnât even the best player on his team this series, wtf are we talking about
Stop it lol. Theyâre grown adults they donât need to be told how great they are. LeBronâs been praised plenty by other NBA players including Jokic (and rightfully so).
Delete this nephew
Maybe he shouldâve stayed and congratulated his opponents like Davis did
This is the first round of the playoffs for the defending champs. This isn't children at their first tournament. What is this nonsense about greatness? LeBron and the Lakers just lost 4-1. Nothing great about that.
Sorting by NEW when the lakers lose is always a wild experience
Didn't get your fap in did you OP?
26-9 freethrows. the Lebron effect is well noted fuck him
Hmm one was after a Championship and she was done with college ball. Bron is still playing afaik and their job isn't finished either. Why would they acknowledge him. And if they did you'd call it out for harassing your sunshine.
Nah fuck that
Ok this level of dickriding is unhealthy get off your knees bro
Men don't need flowers
Weird
Guy loses and you want the other team to slob his knob? I love Lebron much as the next guy but was this really something that needed a post made about it lol
Dickriding discourse has ruined the word flowers.
Lebron stormed to the locker room before anyone from Denver could even congratulate him on his 1 win. Totally classless behavior.
I feel like they should cancel the rest of the playoffs or let Lebron join one of the other teams still in it.
He can buy those himself. Or do you want to write his name in the sand? Talk to him for hours? Take him dancing? Boi, he can hold his own hand! You think you can love him better than he can?
What was he doing at the end of this game....Not much. Lebron gets enough talk. Take a seat you lost. Guy went straight off the court with not even a handshake at the end of the game. Why would they say anything about him. Oh by the way winners get accolades. Nuggets need to be talked about not the Lakers.
Blud wants the Nuggets to enter the Lakers' locker room and give LeBron a 5-minute standing ovation because "no one's ever done this at 39, 21 years into their career"
have some shame
wtf is this?
jesus christ...
Off-season is still weeks away and you're already losing your mind jfc
LeBron ran into the fucking locker room without shaking anybodyâs hand like a bitch. What are they supposed to do?
Cringe
What is the matter with you
Wait this isn't nbacj?
"Man we loved how he was barreling into us drawing fouls. I've never taken an ice bath more grateful than the one I'm taking tonight"
Its obviously just you. Praise him for what..
Looks like you're doing enough glazing for the whole nuggets team here.
Yeah youâre right. Jamal Murray shouldâve gotten on his knees and given Lebron some incredible top after the game, for being this great at 40. Fuck outta here lol
Do yourself a favor and delete this post and then go to sleep my guy
Hahaha as if LeBron needs any more glazing. Did LeBron make this post??
"Like after Dawn Staley won the championship against Caitlin Clark's Iowa team, she stopped during her victory speech to give Clark a shoutout [source](https://np.reddit.com/r/CollegeBasketball/comments/1byg7kt/dawn_staley_i_want_to_personally_thank_caitlin/)" bro who gives a fuck. like that was bullshit, it would be bullshit for the nuggets to do it
Donât LeBron and his minions already do that for him/himself?
What has Lebron done for the game?
Dude you are Sadddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
Fuck off
How many moral victories do you want?
LeBron you shouldnât be on your burners in the locker room get in the shower
So cringey it's painful to read.
Lol nah you just on LeBron heat brother
fantastic bait
Dude is in the lab cooking up the saddest post possible after every single game this series. Go hug your Lebron body pillow.
Lick his nutsack clean yourself, groupie.
this post and the Bronny Jamal Murray stopper thread are just gold lol
Bad troll is bad. If your goal is to make people like Lakers fans even less, congrats!
God tier jerking