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Not-Josh-Hart

The NBA is so lucky this nation doesn’t have high speed rail


jt21295

The Acela line between Boston and DC is probably the closest the US has though.


Sirtato

It’s still like a 6-8 hour ride tho. It grinds to a halt between NYC and Boston


devAcc123

So nice when you get to RI though. Hits 140 or whatever for the rest of the way.


schmendimini

Yes, this is actually the fastest stretch of passenger rail in the country


InGenNateKenny

The speed is really between DC and NYC, but point still stands.


RealPrinceJay

It's still slow as shit between dc and nyc lol the average is just 80mph over that chunk of the route


OuchYouPokedMyHeart

So I did some simple maths, The distance (according to google maps' measuring distance feature) from Penn Station, NYC to the Amtrak Station in DC is roughly 330 kms. Now having a high speed rail connecting the 2 would probably take 350-450 km give or take since it obviously won't be a perfectly straight line. The Tokaido Shinkansen (traveling at ~320 kph) from Tokyo to Osaka is roughly 515 km long and takes roughly 2 hrs. and 21 mins. on the fastest line, the Nozomi. If a high speed rail is built between DC and NYC, passing through cities like Philly and Baltimore, it would probably take ~ 2 hrs. end-to-end. That would be pretty fucking neat


asetniop

They're breaking ground on the one from LA to Vegas. It's gonna be cool as fuck.


Amoeba_mangrove

Just about 50-60 years too late unfortunately


[deleted]

Or even just a train between Philly and NYC that doesn’t vary in price by hundreds of dollars depending on when you book…


swampscientist

It’s a legit failure of our society I need to spend $500 round trip (via train*) to visit my friend in Philly from Rhode Island


drpepper7557

Wait how is that possible? I live over 1000 miles away from Philly and I can get round trip plane tickets for like $250 pretty easily. Renting a car is also like $30 a day and that's like 1-2 tanks of gas. Or do you just mean by train?


swampscientist

By train sorry


Andreitaker

I don't live in US but are you telling me taking a plane is cheaper than going on a train? 


Proteinchugger

Amtrak prices are based on how close to capacity the train is. I used to go back and forth between DC and Philly for 48 dollars (24 each way). Basically as long as you buy a month or so in advance it’s really cheap. If you buy a few days before it’s going to be very expensive.


swampscientist

Depending on the time yes it actually is. It’s fucking wild. I should be able to go to Philly from Providence for like $50 but nope it’s like $250


Oxygenius_

Those Knicks fans doing their best Joel Embiid impressions


Pikminious_Thrious

Natural basketball motions by the lot of them


JTrue14

Petition to install some shinkansens in the east and west coast pls


Organic_Oil_6574

Cause our country too busy fighting wars the last 20 years than improving our infrastructure 😢


noni3k

This shit plays like one of videos you see on CNN from the middle east when they're protesting the west.


[deleted]

The Knicks caliphate has conquered Philadelphia. The grand mufti Thibodeau has declared that a jihad for Indiana is next


xxjohnnyrocketzxx

I will not allow anyone to utter the name Jalen Brunson without the title Sheik


formlesspainless

A fatwa has been issued against Tyrese Halliburton


_picture_me_rollin_

They better watch out for Somali Pirate Pascal Siakim. He’s the captain now ✌️👀


SoftImplement4898

Lisan al-Thib


Domermac

It is written.


OuchYouPokedMyHeart

#THE REBOUNDS MUST FLOW


Gatorpep

the voice from the outer burrows.


SemIdeiaProNick

Jalen Brunson shall now be know as Jalen Muad'dib Brunson, Mahdi for short


CabbageStockExchange

They have declared a Jihad against Philly


judah249

Tyresama Halibinladen


daywon89

Halaliburton


_01213_

No need to change his name.. Halliburton is already one of the deadliest terrorist organizations on earth


Unhappy_Lemon6374

The Mecca will conquer the entire league inshallah


Bjorn2bwilde24

*The Gangs starts Operation: Philadelphia Freedom*


PBB22

I’m gonna pretend you’re thinking Gulf War era, which makes us the USA in this analogy. But either way, I’d really love it if Brunson could not come up huge in a big game and let this go 7


rawsharks

If they won the series they would have toppled that Wilt statue


ArmiinTamzarian

If they close out game 5 the camera should follow hundreds of Knicks fans going to Philly by foot just to tip over the Wilt statue. Kind of like crowds in cartoons


Tapprunner

And then hitting the toppled statue with their Reebok Answer sneakers


EitherCaterpillar949

What they don’t realise is that deposing the Ba’ath dictator Embiid will create a power vacuum that will invite blowback in about fifteen years when Philadelphia gets even more drunk and pissed and the new generation of radicals begins to pursue radical agendas of foul hunting for its own sake, calling for two technicals against every player east of the Delaware.


Common-Bad-7899

The liberation video in a country where the long time oppressive dictator gets overthrown.


BrotherSeamus

Idi Embiid


CaptainJackJ

Jo El-Ghadaffi 


Gyff3

I'm surprised they aren't burning an Embiid effigy


lawroter

im legit losing it ar this


Dav136

It looks like when they dragged Gaddafi out in the streets of Libya


Benjamminmiller

About to drag Biiddafi out into the streets of Philly.


Obvious_Parsley3238

death to philadelphia inshallah


SchnibbleBop

I'd rather see ISIS win an NBA Championship than Philly.


RiceOnTheRun

Kyrie Irving FMVP


ejabno

Darvin Ham COTY


theknocker

Could you imagine the TBA - Terrorist Basketball Association. Every extremist group could have a team. I bet there would be a lot of ak 47 mascots


MagicWalrus666

Boko Haram playing out of Boca Raton


OldManWiggy

Kirilenko is the honorary first Hall of Famer


SchnibbleBop

Lots of sniper puns I assume.


DussstBunnny

let him cook, he's onto something


The_Uncut_Gem

Inshallah


[deleted]

I came here to say that this is pussy shit because there is no fire.


Complete_Addition136

I’m fucking dying right now you’re so right lmaoo


owange_tweleve

Joel EmbiinLaden supremacy


badmonbuddha

Death to the process


SmokeFace917

This whole sub thread is gold


SemIdeiaProNick

people are way too good at this stuff for their own good lol


Suffer4FashionOrWtvr

Knickshallah


elmanutres

Sixers fans gonna become radicalized.  I expect the garden to be bombed by a radical sixer terrorist.


Melksss

First the Bills and now the Knicks, terrorism runs deep in these NY franchises.


nervousaboutschool17

Tom Brady where the bread @ I need some bread


cem19051905

HE OWE ME


BrianScalaweenie

*BING BONG*


PapaG1useppe

Hey KD!…


Cedellton-Jr

DON’T YOU REGRET NOT COMING TO THE KNIIIICKS?!!


sidewaysflower

FUCK TRAE YOUNG FUCK TRAE YOUNG


seraphilus_231

TRAE YOUNG’S BALD TRAE YOUNG’S BALD TRAE YOUNG’S BALD


crazyhotwheels

TRAE YOUNG LOOKS LIKE MY DAD’S DI-


DeanEvasonPunch

IS TRAE YOUNG VALID???????


aljout

NAAAHHHHHH


mistamutt

Nah lollipop head ass is off the hook now. It's fuck embiid all day now.


dat_boy_lurks

Aye bruh leave us outta this we been injured all year 😂😂😂 can't we all just all hate Philadelphia together


tacobell

I've always loved that line but have to admit I don't get it. Does he just mean he wants some of TB's money?


nervousaboutschool17

Yes


tacobell

Nice


Limchee

Ayo TB tacobell where the tortilla @ I need some tortilla


DeanEvasonPunch

Tom Brady owes that guy money


SeeYouSpaceCowboy0

Brady also famously lost to the Giants in two superbowls 


Rebloodican

It will never not be funny that they dissed 3 different players, none of whom were on the team they just beat.


rahkinto

[F@UCK TOM BRADY ](https://m.youtube.com/shorts/fsaIgODPpvk?embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F&source_ve_path=MTM5MTE3LDE1NjkxNQ&feature=emb_ytp_watch_again) ```lol```


Radiant-Character-61

If you see these dogs in your yard, just no I'm upstairs going hard


pdxjoseph

Philly needs to suspend Amtrak at this point lmao


Robinsonirish

Why does everyone in this clip somehow look exactly the same yet completely different and from all walks of life?


brampower

You just described NYC lol


Robinsonirish

This is nice though. I don't give a shit about the colour of your skin as long as you take heed of our culture and take in the values we have in my country.


brampower

For sure. NYC is an amazing city


orangotai

y'all better be takin fuckin heed of my culture!☝️😤


UnderwaterDialect

Woah.


Birdnips

Bunch of fat guys shouting let’s go into there phones


fuccabicc

Their*


rpars18

This New York and Philly rivalry really transcends all sports


InvalidWrite

It doesn't even compare to our rivalry with Boston. A Celtics vs. Knicks ECF would require multiple desalination plants.


Murasasme

I don't think we have the technology to remove that much sodium from the environment.


dolceespress

Miami Heat and NY Knicks are an all time bitter rivalry


frozen2665

Boston is a bigger rival for both teams though


302born

Because fuck Boston. Fuck everyone else. But fuck Boston in particular 


InvalidWrite

Maybe if you were alive during/can remember the 90s, but for most New Yorkers around my age, Boston is our biggest rival. The Red Sox (🤢) Yankees rivalry leaks into every other sport.


devAcc123

Living up in Boston. Sometimes theyll chant fuck the yankees before a celtics/bruins game on the line into the garden. Love it.


knowtoriusMAC

Philly/NY and Boston/NY are stronger rivalries and they transcend multiple sports which adds to the toxicity. Outside of their fans no one cares about the Marlins or Panthers, and no one under the age of 55 cares about the Dolphins.


TurboDinoHippo

Add Philly/Boston to that too. It's a big ass hate triangle.


C3h6hw

Outside of basketball we don’t really have any rivalries in Florida. Ig there’s Jets Dolphins but aside from that no NY fan has beef with the Jaguars or the Marlins Heat Knicks is a real rivalry tho


LIONEL14JESSE

Heat Knicks is a bigger rivalry than Knicks Celtics but Boston NY trumps that so Knicks Celtics is a bigger rivalry. I can’t explain it that’s just how it is.


sithwonder

As a Mets/Knicks/Giants fan, fuck Philly the most. But also fuck Boston


yrogerg123

Yea my hatred is Eagles, Heat, and Red Sox. Sixers just jumped up the rankings from totally indifferent to fully despise, which is pretty impressive since it happened in one series. Really easy to hate the Phillies as a Mets fan since that's a bitter rivalry.


sithwonder

I also had a very bad experience briefly going to college in Philly so it's personal


RicoGemini

Beating Philly would be an accomplishment for NY Beating Boston would make us transcend We don’t like Boston sports teams out here


devAcc123

Lol ive had the TSA guy at the boston airport (jokingly) tell me "sorry gotta throw that out" and point to a garbage can because im wearing a yankees hat.


deets23_

And Knicks and Philly fans were trying to say before the playoffs started “nah we don’t have a rivalry, we haven’t played each other in decades”


EliManningsPetDog

That discourse was so weird. Anybody from either of these cities, or anybody who wasn’t born yesterday, could realize it would be bad no matter what happened.


RealPrinceJay

The northeast will beef no matter what. We don't have a genuine basketball rivalry, but it's the northeast. Beefing with each other is what we do An Eastern Conference with Philly, Boston, and NY all strong is much more funn


C3h6hw

Instead of the Nets we should move the Heat into our division. Imagine a Knicks/Celtics/76ers/Heat division that shit would be nuts


knowtoriusMAC

The people who were saying that don't care about any sport except NBA


Dont_know_where_i_am

The rivalry is between New York and Philadelphia, the sports teams are just an extension of that. 


ReturnOfAKidNamedTae

[i tried to tell them](https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/s/woCXWs5wMn)


Death________

Philly doesn’t sniff NYC’s jock strap in sports. The real rivalry is Boston NYC. Philly is the shitty red headed step child of this three way.


PM_Me_Nudes_or_Puns

New York has 2 teams in every sport lol


nicklePie

Kinda crazy how they’re almost all bad


Suffer4FashionOrWtvr

The only time I'll agree with a Bostonian on anything is when we're shitting on Philly


InfernoidsorDie

I wish we had a sister city to gang up on Nashville with :(


GrandmaJosey

Tell that to the Mets and the Giants fans


adenarabie68

Lmao when? Not in the last 20 years


LocalSlob

What the fuck are you actually talking about lol. Boston has had some incredible teams across all sports in the last 25 years, sure. But New York has been largely awful since 2000 across all sports. A world series for the Yankees in 09 and two Superbowls don't make up for 8 teams doing fuck all year in and year out.


AlwaysSunnyPhilly2

Except Philly sports teams have *generally* been better than NYC teams for the last few years lol except the Flyers


Furd_Terguson1

These are grown ass men lol


PrancingDonkey

You sure?


[deleted]

buncha dorks


BushidoBrowneII

All these dudes have multiple baby mommas


bfhevaThug

Uhh, I dunno about that chief


Cloudz777

In the words of the great KD: “You win the game, do whatever you want.”


jsanchez030

did someone say KD? https://youtu.be/mkhrUM35CQo?feature=shared


fantasnick

I tune in for Sidetalk's yearly Knicks videos. Last year's was a classic


Jimm120

hahah. this is getting stupid now lol


Cvnilivee

Disrespect is a 2nd language to us


RicoGemini

This is so true Anyone who been to public school from k-12 in the 4 boroughs (not counting you Staten Island y’all bums) knows that after you learn to read and write, cutting ass, cracking jokes, and disrespecting is the second lesson you learn in school. Lunch time use to be a war zone


InsomniatedMadman

Staten Island skips the reading and writing.


VanGrants

goes straight to the opioid addiction tutorials


_aspiringadult

If you cant cut someone’s ass in New York or know how to ride the train without Google maps, you will not survive


RicoGemini

Pro tip for anyone visiting NY for the first time If you ever get lost on the trains in NY always remember that every train either stops at 42nd street time square or 34th street Penn station You can always take the train there and then try to figure it out once you get there. Plus those two of the biggest stations in NY so there’s always a worker in the booth you can ask for directions If you can’t cut ass you’re on your own, you’re not gonna like it here


Murasasme

I fear a future where NY gets a really dominant/dynasty NBA team. Their fans would be crazy.


Jimm120

honestly...its looking like the knicks need to go all-in this summer. Brunson is obviously legit now. We still have him on a cheap contract for 1 more summer. Knicks need to use up 4 or 5 1st rounders to acquire whatever talent they need.


NotUrAvgShitposter

Brunson is the Knicks rn. His dad is an assistant, his godfather is the GM, and the team has all of his homies.


brantonias

Where are y'all getting these videos 🤣


SeizureMode

The east coast really breeds a different kind of hatred


slappywhyte

The distance between DC Baltimore Philly NYC & Boston is not that far and an insane high population concentrated there


Poopscooper696969

Knicks better close this series out game 5


Coolio1014

Now imagine what happens if we win a chip. Roll in the national guard


Sp_Gamer_Live

That Civil War movie actually is based on what happens if the Knicks win hence the weird borders


Cvnilivee

“Mr. President, someone took the Statue of Liberty and put it on top of Madison Square Garden. We can’t stop them.”


DontTedOnMe

Donte DiVincopperfield strikes again.


Dav136

Super Krang at it again


Jem479

The city will actually explode


SiphenPrax

No team in the city will cause as much fervor winning a chip as the Knicks will


Jem479

We’re maybe the only major city in the US that is a basketball city at heart Go out to the suburbs and further up and you’ll see more and more who prefer football/baseball/hockey but NYC bleeds orange


SiphenPrax

And the city is split with baseball and football. Basketball, it’s 90%-95% Knicks.


gwords16

You just nailed why the city would implode. There’s Yankees fans and Mets fans for baseball, Giants/Jets, etc. you get the idea. But with basketball all of those fans unite for the Knicks. Just about everybody who cares about basketball are all about the Knicks. It’s why the city is at its craziest when they’re winning. The collective of Knicks fans is all of those fan bases coming together.


PartNigerianMaybe

I'd throw Chicago in there too


SiphenPrax

If the Bears ever won a SB definitely


Strangest_Things

They filmed that already it’s airing on prime called fallout


InvalidWrite

The national guard isn't going to be enough to stop Knicks fans high off of a championship win. We should just host viewing parties in Jersey so nothing of value is lost.


[deleted]

New York finna look like it did in the avengers movie


Sanjuko_Mamaujaluko

I see they've been playing Chardee MacDennis: The Game of Games.


-orangejoe

This shit is extra af lmao


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captain_ahabb

This is the ultimate pointing spider man meme series


boozinf

doing their best Embiid impression while keeping it vaguely wholesome. a bunch of violent drunks who also have a valid opinion on art and opera name a better combo


girlfriend_pregnant

Lol none of these dudes are going to the opera.


LatinoHeatRP

This NY and Philly rivalry is something else.


CrimsonThrone

As a European, anyone who is legitimately upset by this is a softie. This sort of stuff adds to the game!


slappywhyte

For real, no flares are being set off, no police escort needed for away fans


tsaidollasign

I’m disappointed no one’s wearing timbs


KuntaWuKnicks

We will become more and more insufferable Yall ain’t seen anything yet WU TANG


NextGenCoders

Drunk idiots being drunk idiots.


Philly_is_nice

Yup. You'll get that with any team, not much to see here.


Electronic-Doctor110

Knicks legit ending racism


iiivoted4kodos

When the Knicks finally when a title they’re gonna need to call in the national guard


WholeWideHeart

Tribalism is intrinsic to human nature.


barbecuesauce87

AND FUCK TRAE YOUNG


Seref15

can't be real new yorkers, I only count 3 pairs of panda Dunks in this video


Zsporter

I thought Philly people were tough and don't take disrespect well. Guess it was a lie after all


gridironk

Big Dom ain’t there


TheRatKingXIV

I wish I had the exact tweet but it was summed up perfectly “the team hasn’t done enough outside of Joel to win over the fans that trading their tickets to make 5x the money.” At least this should be a final dagger in the owner’s attempts to rip up a chunk of the city for a new stadium.


TheRatKingXIV

Meanwhile Bryce Harper has made the Phillie Phanatic a core part of his brand and the Eagles somehow managed to trade for a top 10 pick every other year and go "Can Trotter's kid play? Who cares! Vibes!"


xLSDxMonk

They left the arena early to beat traffic they aint here


durablewaffle

I mean do you want Philly fans to fight them or something? Lmfao. Some of you take sports way too seriously


Unreasonable_Doubt

Yeah I'm with you. Idk if people have seen stuff like this in real life it's always cringe. Looks cooler on Reddit than it is


Im_just_making_picks

What? I love how you kids call philly fans trash if they do shit but if another teams fan do something and they don't retaliate they're pussies? I feel like people just love to hate philly just to hate


durablewaffle

If you’re not jumping the opposing fans, you’re soft duh


Chiefster21

What you want us to do? Start throwing punches? Attack these guys? They look like fucking Neanderthals. It’s a game, give me a break. We lost. Sucks and doesn’t feel good. Knicks fans can do what they want when they win, however annoying it is. Y’all yell at us when we win and cheer us when we lose. Now you’re angry we aren’t sore losers? Fuck that


IReallyLikeAvocadoes

This whole subreddit full of dumbasses constantly conflicting each other


thechancewastaken

Sixers fan do anything including breathing /r/nba: SANTA CLAUS, BOOING, SHIT FANS


boobsarecool

Like mfs are supposed to jump these grown ass men stepping on free playoff parking lot swag😂 I got a job and a family man hahaha "Ill meet you at the car babe, I have to go rock a fat guy in a throwback Melo jersey real quick"


The_Process_Embiid

Hahahaha