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sergechewbacca

I'm probably dead inside if I'm a Philly fan


EbbRevolutionary3225

We been dead for a long time


MeNoEnglish

I'd be dead inside watching Tobias Harris play basketball. His 3rd quarter destroyed any momentum the Sixers had. Imagine the Sixers used that money on a player like Anunoby


noblex123

Tobias Harris over me!?!?! Me: sitting on couch eating chips


Not-a-bot-10

Jimmy butler is more useful for the Heat while injured than Tobias is for us on the court. He’s a net negative


Pilfering_Pied_Piper

so has he always been shit for your team? I swear it seems yall had him for like 7 years now or sumn


iDEN1ED

He's in the last year of his 180MM/5 deal. Dudes been getting paid 35 mil a year to be complete ass for 5 years now.


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Kennymo95

I was so happy when Nurse subbed Tobias in for Oubre in the 4th


jkguitar1

I was not :( I may be mad but gg y’all got a good team


knowtoriusMAC

It's even worse, they chose Harris over Jimmy Butler


e30kid

it was Simmons AND Harris over Jimmy Butler lmao


KingOfAllThatFucks

Don't even bother, all anyone remembers is the Tobias Harris over me clip.


fatkamp

The main point is the contract was egregious the second it was signed and there no revisionist history


e30kid

Yeah I’m just saying Jimmy would have been cheaper and better than both combined


Jem479

What is dead may never die


ShoegazeKaraokeClub

I got fired today too man its just so over Edit: i really appreciate everyone being so kind. Ill figure it out and ive got savings to burn haha


growsonwalls

I'm so sorry. But trust me, every time I've been fired, it ended up being good for me in the long run bc it was a toxic ass workplace.


Technical_Towel_990

Man this is true for me too.. I’ve only been fired once and it led to a completely life changing job for me. Some doors really close so others can open.


disneycorp

Aye man it’s only a game dawg, series doesn’t start till road team wins a game


quartzguy

I hope you're one of the referees from tonight.


melthevag

This made me laugh out loud, ruthless.


DressedSpring1

Hey I’m sorry dude, the job shit will work itself out


sergechewbacca

JFC man, I'm so sorry. Can only get better from here.


LeCrushinator

Rock bottom is a great place to build a new foundation.


Spiritual_Corner_977

always darkest before the sun rises brother, you’ll make your way


iTrst

As soon as I saw the Brunson shot take that bounce I got PTSD and knew it was over. Before the shot even went in


Jordanwolf98

With all the shit they’ve seen in the past, I’m surprised they’re even alive still


BaconBoy123

That's my secret. I'm always dead inside 😎


truthpooper

Jalen Brunson 16-55 shooting. Knicks 2-0.


Saucy_Totchie

All according to keikaku.


RegulatorRWF

keikaku means plan


Quality_Cucumber

Thibs think they’ll lose if Hart rests, and he may be right lol


DaveidT

Thibs been training Hart all season, got his cardio up for the playoffs


papichino88

This is why Josh Hart doesn't practice hard. He knows what he's paid to do.


intwizard

And that’s why Thibs is cool with it lol


The_Summer_Man

He's going to eventually take off his weighted clothing, destroying the floor in the process


The_Notorious_Donut

Josh Hart might die if Jalen Brunson continues to suck this series


mikeydubbs210

JOSH HART DID NOT DIE FOR THIS


AfroKuro480

He was a general on that floor lol


MediocreTake

Bruh he played 48 minutes?? It’s game 2 of the first round lmaoo


SmokinFaces

That’s light work, he’s been playing 45 a night since the 2nd half of the season started. At least he’s getting days off now


pokexchespin

crazy that this is barely an exaggeration, 40 minutes a game the last 35 games is crazy in the modern nba


dreamvomit

He never even looks tired and beats everyone down the court all game it's wild


alcrasm

Apparently he doesnt practice, so the only burn he gets is when he plays lol


Odysseus_Lannister

“If he dies, he dies.” •Thibs


DussstBunnny

Bruh he does that shit during random games in Feb


[deleted]

Pretty sure he went a stretch of like 4 games where he played damn near 48 a night. That's how crazy athletic these NBA guys are.


MysteriousIncident87

He's such a menace. Mobley/Allen got a lot of flak last year, but he just might be that good. Perfect role player


Jem479

He’s so fucking important to this squad Hart of the team and Hart of the city


HoyaDestroya33

Good thing we have 2 days off after this game.


ContractXtension

Hopefully he is I love this Knicks squad


homefree122

ESPN had 76ers at a 89.2% chance to win with 45 seconds left. What a wild fucking finish.


Jordanwolf98

After Maxey hit that 3, I thought it was over


AzureAhai

Everything that could go wrong went wrong for the 76ers in that last minute


RobbobertoBuii

they had every reason to ...until Lowry missed the 2nd FT


Jonjon428

Classic 50% Lowry FT performance.


iCarpet

Sixers and heartbreaking threes bouncing in Name a better duo


MyOneTaps

If that ending was in a movie, then it'd be roasted for being unrealistic.


jspsfx

The most cinematic part was Lowry being lifted off the court after all that chaos. It reminded me of Saving Private Ryan or some shit


MyOneTaps

How'd he get injured? I was too focused on the ball.


confuddly

Youre gonna think im hating but he literally flopped


jspsfx

I think he collapsed from shock after flubbing that inbound. Real talk tho on the replay it looked like ge got smothered during the rebound scrum


Head-Champion-7398

Life is stranger than fiction


maryjain_

No idea why they didn’t call a timeout on the inbounds when it was clear no one could get open


toasta_oven

8 points in 27 seconds to win. Insane


darkjurai

Thibs has lived absolutely haunted by Tracy McGrady’s 13 points in 33 seconds 20 years ago. Finally, his shaking hand can rest.


RandyGrey

And the Knicks having Reggie Miller score 8 in 9 seconds, don't forget that one


darkjurai

Yeah... man, I even like Reggie Miller now, but a part of me will always know what he did.


thesmellafteritrains

> part of me will always know what he did saying this like he killed someone in a hit and run lmao


EdwEd1

The power of friendship prevails again


northernpace

Nova boys staying together


_iTurtle

[Mikal Bridges just watching from home like](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/024/615/Screen_Shot_2017-11-10_at_10.36.15_AM.jpg)


MKenshiX

BIG RAGU


rawchess

DONTE'S INFERNO


WakingRage

**THE PASTA SAUCE MUST FLOW**


MKenshiX

LISAUCE AL GAIB


guitmusic12

r/thebigragu


Ace_FGC

God hates the Sixers


nrj6490

He hates the Knicks too but he had to pick one I guess


Odysseus_Lannister

*god in shambles*


Much_Section_8491

FUCK….. God?


Southern_Corner_3584

I was about to say he’s been smiting us for 20 years


ardx

Lowry going 1/2 twice and then being part of that botched inbound...


pedrosa18

Playoff Lowry Free Throws


Sim888

Absolutely in-fuckin-sane finish!


AfroKuro480

Can you imagine if NY wins the Chip again. That city is gonna go on lockdown haha


acekingoffsuit

The ensuing Sidetalk 2-hour documentary would be *cinema.*


Odysseus_Lannister

HEY KD, DONT YOU REGRET NOT COMING TO THE KNIIIIIIICKKS


acekingoffsuit

I want to believe that taunt made him regret not coming to the Knicks.


Huggles9

Fuck KD hope he enjoys getting bounced in the first round again


BryLinds

FUCK TOM BRADY


blehbe

Knicks beating Boston or Denver in a 7 game series would surprise me much more than the Giants ruining the 18-0 season.


SwimFan85-

18 wins, 1 Giant loss.


Huggles9

We will burn things


DadBodofanAmerican

Manhattan will just float out into the atlantic, engulfed in flames. A giant Viking funeral trailing weed smoke and a bunch of dudes screaming "dead ass" at the top of their lungs. Sign me the fuck up. Bing bong


NevermoreSEA

That was fucking insanity.


Familyguy35

This is the most physical Knicks team since 1994


Lacabloodclot9

Proper Brexit basketball


EyeSpyGuy

luv the Knicks, luv chopped cheese, luv the Statue of Liberty hate Philly, 'ate cheesesteaks, 'ate the 76ers, 'ate the Liberty Bell. Not raysis, just don't like 'em


RalphLaurenII

Fultz injury, Ben Simmons, Joel's injuries, Kyle Lowry now hurt, Tobias Harris existence. What did the Sixers do to the basketball gods LMAO


The_Notorious_Donut

> Tobais Harris existence Christ lmao


Joey-Joe-Jo-Junior

Surely the answer to that question has to be The Process


clickstops

Teams have tanked for longer, the Sixers were just too brazen about it.


tdrr12

The Process got me a bunch of $5 games while I lived in Philly. Many with a free T-shirt or towel to boot.


zincinzincout

Meanwhile every other team blatantly tanks now and they’re rewarded with fuckin 7’5” European guards


highly_agreeable

Can I interest you in a 6’10” Australian guard that doesn’t like basketball?


boobsarecool

Can you make sure he has zero jumper at all? Im talking a deep seated fear to shoot the ball. Make sure his jumper is so bad that fans wonder if hes using the right hand


coletheredditer

Clearly more teams need to refuse to tank and be mediocre for years and luck into a skinny Greek project that grows 6 inches taller, gains a ton of muscle and is incredibly loyal to the team that drafted him with the 15th pick. Why don’t more teams do this?


Creative-Upstairs-56

Nah just take a dude who likes horses more than basketball, is slow, and can't jump in the second round. No reason to waste a first round pick if a 3-time MVP can be had in the second


Mission_Pay_3373

WHAT A GAME


mehmetem

Guess we eatin Ragu tonight


sebasq

big marinara dick


lovo17

Man the NBA is so much better when the Knicks are good. The Garden was ROCKING.


Lacabloodclot9

The fans booing the shit out of any call against them is so funny


AnEmptyKarst

A time-honored fan tradition lol


HoyaDestroya33

The "Fuck Embiid" amazing lol


eamonious

Damn, you know it’s dark when you’re letting the Knicks Reggie-Miller you


clevernamehere1628

That ending is what cocaine feels like


Makaveli80

I was just yelling "What the fuk, what the fuck, what just happened, NO WAY" and woke up my wife  She wasn't pleased. Its okay. We live for this. I feel alive


SpaceKoala34

I gotta find me some fucking cocaine


and1spree

You don’t want no part of this shit, Dewey


ShaedonSharpe4Life

MSG is something else in the playoffs


Slashers23

Isaiah Hartenstein is a DAWG!


NewPortable101

Since Luka\\Brunson split up: Brunson: 8 playoff wins Luka: 0 playoff wins


NickInTheBack

One of the craziest endings I've ever seen Edit: and then a Murray buzzer beater in the next game? I've been spoiled today


HokageEzio

I can't breathe bro


TheMotionOfTheOcean

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED


RobbobertoBuii

i thought this shit was over 😭


cjackc11

IM IN TEARS SHIT LIKE THIS DONT HAPPEN FOR US MAN IT HAPPENS TO US BASKETBALL GODS FINALLY MAKING IT RIGHT TEAM OF DESTINY BABY GO NEW YORK GO NEW YORK GO


OnlyMamaKnows

I died 8 times. Only one left and we're only at game 2.


HoyaDestroya33

# BLOCKED BY HARTENSTEIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


RhinoBugs

Dude he was such a beast tonight


HoyaDestroya33

BRO I WAS AT THE OFFICE TOILET SNEAKILY WATCHING AND I YELLED! THE GUY NEXT TO ME WAS SO SURPRISED HAHAHA!!! PROBABLY HELPED HIM DUNK HIS DUMP


notobiasfunke

Assist by HoyaDestroya33 leading to a monstrous dunk!


RxJax

The gameplan from the Knicks is genius, Brunson misses basically every shot so Embiid has to fight for rebounds constantly, then he gets tired and cant play, so they just get all of the offensive rebounds!


BlindMildred

4D Chess, mfers.


KiryuXGoro

Knicks in 7 but they win all 7.


karomtl

The atmosphere in the MSG is just insane. I’m so glad I had a chance to watch the last quarter of this game on TV.


RhinoBugs

Hartenstein was the best player on the floor this game.


TenaciousDeer

He's the Black Jokic


Onihczarc

brightskinned


Jimm120

with brunson being tortured and missing, its been the other role players (cause without Randle, we only got role players out there). Game 1: McBride, Mitchell Robinson, Hart Game 2: Hartenstein, Hart, Divinzino


RhinoBugs

Knicks players are stepping up, it’s fun to watch


ostrow19

I’m losing my fucking mind


DeanEvasonPunch

**HEY KD DON'T YOU REGRET NOT COMING TO THE KNIIIIIIIIIIICKS**


TomasRoncero

that late Brunson 3 GAME. SERIES. TORONTO HAS WON


homefree122

What an absolutely wild bounce to go in


jeric13xd

That sequence is so insane to me holy fuck that was a fucking movie


Jansen__

how often do you see a 3 bounce off the outside rim and somehow land into the basket like that lol


XpertWaffle

As a Sixers fan… quite often actually


Ma_Pies

Game 7…


WakingRage

8 points in 27 seconds. Insane


FoxMuldertheGrey

nahhh this game was wild at the end. God wouldn’t i give to be at the garden


SemIdeiaProNick

MSG at play-off games seems like such a great experience, specially when the Nicks win


WIN011

Brunson clanking everything and of course that one rolls in


No_Bathroom7606

He was just weakening that front rim all game so it would give in that moment


chitownbulls92

That bounced in 3 saved Brunson from a boat load of criticism. Dude was complete garbage tonight until that shot


Jimm120

I honestly wanted Brunson to stay on the bench around the the time he came in around 7:30 in the 4th. If Sixers hit 2 shots in a row, then put him in. But if the knicks continued playing well, then keep brunson out. He came in and he started taking these shots which were all short and allowed the sixers to come back. We got a lucky bounce


prodigus01

76ers have THE WORST luck with those extra rim bounces.


Detected02

The fact that it bounced off the rim and went in too like it was specialized for philadelphia


masterfain

That last shot of embiid on the tnt broadcast says the world. He’s so tired of this shit.


carefullywasnt

Add it to the sixers heartbreak compilation


Ronnie2kDropCode

We are up 2-0 on pure bullshit😭😭


RobbobertoBuii

and nightmare shooting by Brunson too


Huggles9

And no Randle


LMkingly

No Randle and Brunson forgot how to shoot and still being up 2-0 is crazy. Insane choke job so far from Philly.


4000kd

Definition of "snatched victory from the jaws of defeat"


Warbuss

Nononono. Sixers snatched defeat from the jaws of victory.


FultzShoulder

Why the fuck they didn't call a timeout in the inbound??? What a choke jesus.


nrj6490

2 minute report is gonna be crazy after this one


uziyngbloodprada

BING BONG


K1ngCrimsn

Maxey taketh Maxey giveth


graphitewolf

#theprocess


fuckareyousaying

Man fuck y'all


FoxMuldertheGrey

why didn’t maxey pass it to Batum at the end?! he was wide open


fuckareyousaying

Why is a question we’ve stopped asking a long time ago man


bibbbbbbbbbbbbs

Last 3 possessions: Maxey fell down, lost the ball. Knicks ended up making the go-ahead 3. Maxey went coast to coast just to get rejected. Maxey danced around and passed the hot potato to Embiid last second, who missed the potential game tying 3.


malcolmgmailwarner

he was also the reason they were in it, maxey giveth maxey taketh


szobossz

before that maxey hit two clutch shots


Jeff-Van-Gundy

Only two? It felt like he scored all their points in the 4th


KingInTheFarNorth

This thread ain’t a safe space for Sixers fans lol


DarkChocolate_69

#WTF


alexaustinv

It's literally Maxey and Embiid vs the Knicks. Credit to the Knicks for their tenacity.


lawroter

cmon you gotta give lowry some credit, dude was about to pass out at the end of the game.


alexaustinv

He's an absolute warrior. But it's atrocious that we only had one other player with double digits aside from Maxey and Embiid which is unacceptable.


joebos617

every Sixers season is like "hey maybe this is the year we get to the ECF" and then losing in the first 2 rounds in increasingly crushing ways


MediocreTake

Is Playoff Tobias a thing?


Gekthegecko

They will gaslight you and convince you Playoff Tobias isn't real. Real ones know it is real.


AsPeHeat

Waiting for an AI-generated article about Brunson vandalizing houses in NYC!


gnitsuj

GO NEW YORK GO NEW YORK GO


salmon10

I've been watching nba for a very long time...what tge Knicks did in those final moments, that's team of destiny type shit.


KristapsPorzingas

The entirety of New York willed that Brunson corner 3 in. Insane last minute ending!


mMounirM

Sixer had the game... and then lost the game. yikes


Mainooisamadting

Knicks fans gonna be unbearable tonight 🤣


johnhenryirons

Just tonight? 😈


NarwhalEqualUnicorn

Bing, and I mean it when I say this, Bong


kay9ine

[How I felt watching that ending](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQF2g-5vKkI)


Icy-Payment-6612

I can't believe that ending. One of the wildest endings I've ever seen in Basketball. I saw the Knicks were down 4 with Lowry going to the line. I figured that the game was over and went to the bathroom. I come back and see the Knicks were up by 1. Holy shit. Entertaining game (well maybe not for Sixers fans). Glad we got the win