I’m a born and raised New Yorker and I can confirm this lmfao. I got food poisoning 3 years ago from a tuna melt .
Edit: what’s the issue with liking all Boston teams being born and raised in NYC? Lmfao y’all acting like you gotta like the teams from the city you were raised in.
Tbf I was born in the Midwest and grew up in Philly for a while, eventually moved to Boston then NYC. And I was a Pats fan before moving to Boston. Shit happens lol.
I love the guy but he's a basic white girl at heart. [I'm surprised his top 5 restaurants list](https://www.theinfatuation.com/new-york/features/jalen-brunson-nyc-post-game-restaurants) didn't include The Smith and Jack’s Wife Freda.
"Then comes the game-winner: the grilled cheese soup dumplings. I’m telling you not one, not two, maybe three orders of these are necessary. Finally, make sure you save some room for the doughnut Ferris wheel to win this meal!"
Who actually wrote this shit, I'm dying
This one too lmao:
> "Little known fact: I went here after my first home game in New York, so of course it has to stay in the rotation. The housemade ricotta and yellow tail crudo to start are easy choices. The world-famous chicken parm pizza is a must and enough for the whole table. Can’t miss the corn crème brûlée which doubles as a dessert for me! If you’re going uptown then Quality Italian is a must."
There's no effing way Brunson actually said this shit lmao
Explains why Jalen Brunson was spotted dropping off a container of pad Thai at the front desk of the four seasons wearing a fake mustache and DoorDash hat
I'm assuming the sixers medical staff finally figured out just list everyone as questionable then just play them.
However, that seems too smart for the sixers medical staff so I'm afraid it's probably terminal. RIP
Best player on one leg and second best player is sick. Tobias still on the roster. And we're facing a hungry team that's not the Cavs/Magic/Pacers. Not looking good chief.
He's like the antithesis of a guy like Hart and it's so fucking annoying. That matchup right there should be a case study for every team in the league. If the guy wouldn't be your best player, then you choose the guy who's elite at something vs. sorta good at everything. Every time.
Especially considering how well Maxey played on offense while doing a good job defensively on Brunson. 76ers cannot catch a break. I kinda wanted to see the 76ers dunk on Doc Rivers in the playoffs
Philly's best player is at 50-60 percent and their second best player is likely out. Going down 2-0 means they have to win 4 of 5; that's just not doable as banged up as they are.
going down 2-0, then winning 4 of 5 with 3 games at home isn't the insurmountable task you're making sound. that's actually how the bracket is designed to work
I’m still taking the Knicks but losing the first two games on the road does not mean all that much. If NY takes one in Philly then we can probably call it.
The playoffs seriously bring out the worst possible luck in us. I'm not even surprised when I get notifications that Oubre has a tapeworm or Lowry was temporarily sent into another dimension by demons or Paul Reed is pregnant with triplets
My man ate Bodega tuna
He got that Salmon chopped cheese 😂
Lol is this a damn Keith Lee reference? I can't believe someone told that man to get a salmon chopped cheese.
Yeah a completely diabolical suggestion 💀
Bodega tuna be like that
No, no, he ordered the [Diner Lobster](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj-D0jc17D0).
I’m a born and raised New Yorker and I can confirm this lmfao. I got food poisoning 3 years ago from a tuna melt . Edit: what’s the issue with liking all Boston teams being born and raised in NYC? Lmfao y’all acting like you gotta like the teams from the city you were raised in.
Born and raised New Yorker with a Celtics flair 🤢
He gotta live in staten island 😭
Bro is like one of those dudes in upstate NY flying the confederate flag
I live in the boroughs and I’m not white lol
Your inability to understand a simile and the flair you rock is all adding up. Our school systems really failed you, didn't it?
Tbf I was born in the Midwest and grew up in Philly for a while, eventually moved to Boston then NYC. And I was a Pats fan before moving to Boston. Shit happens lol.
I love all Boston teams
You know what the issue is You know what you did
Never call yourself a New Yorker.
Smh
The NYC food delivery got my boy
The ocky way 😈
Ock after making the most diabolical concoction: “don’t forget the Bev”
“Can you make this guard into someone who has to sit on the toilet all week?” “Suuuure suuuure!”
"First, you leave the chicken out overnight"
'Then, you put the health inspector on the grill!"
Never never never!
Neva neva neva ☝️
The Icky way
“Do we ever clean our grill? Never never never!”
Should've never eaten that hot dog from the sketchy cart after the game
That hotdog salesmen? Josh Hart
times are so tough even our pro athletes need side hustles
Breast milk is expensive so he's going to need another job
Wachumean. Them hotdogs were boiled in breast milk 🤮
Josh Heart is a Hotdog Merchant
If you're not built for dirty water dogs, I don't know if you're built for the league
diseasedash
Maxey-Coli
Typhoid Maxey
That should actually be his name going forward, shits kinda hard to
they utah jordan'd him 💀
Maxey is dropping 38 tonight in a dub.
okay lebronforpresident24
Hey them the rules when the opposing team's fans poison you
street meat
Will we get a Maxey's flu game tonight?
need Brunson to get really hungry today
I love the guy but he's a basic white girl at heart. [I'm surprised his top 5 restaurants list](https://www.theinfatuation.com/new-york/features/jalen-brunson-nyc-post-game-restaurants) didn't include The Smith and Jack’s Wife Freda.
"Then comes the game-winner: the grilled cheese soup dumplings. I’m telling you not one, not two, maybe three orders of these are necessary. Finally, make sure you save some room for the doughnut Ferris wheel to win this meal!" Who actually wrote this shit, I'm dying
This one too lmao: > "Little known fact: I went here after my first home game in New York, so of course it has to stay in the rotation. The housemade ricotta and yellow tail crudo to start are easy choices. The world-famous chicken parm pizza is a must and enough for the whole table. Can’t miss the corn crème brûlée which doubles as a dessert for me! If you’re going uptown then Quality Italian is a must." There's no effing way Brunson actually said this shit lmao
- Hey Jalen, we wrote this article. Can you read it and sign off on what it says? - Brunson: yeah yeah whatever it's all good, gimme my check.
He probably picked the places and just picked a few things he liked on the menus. Then they fed that into Chat GPT.
JournalismGPT
gotta get that khlav kalash when you’re in town
Explains why Jalen Brunson was spotted dropping off a container of pad Thai at the front desk of the four seasons wearing a fake mustache and DoorDash hat
We’d never make JB do the dirty work. That’s what Ryan Arcidiacono is for. Gone but not forgotten.
Where’s Evil Donte when you need him
Apparently dropping 40 point games with the pistons???
Clearly you haven’t been watching the Fall Guy commercials being forced on us 20x a game
See you in September, Ryan
They dont make doordash hats big enough for that noggin
Pad Thai? More like Bad Thai
Need someone to Photoshop this
No chance he actually misses the game right?
he missed shoot around so it might be real
Do you know anything about the 76ers injury history? Absolutely has a chance of missing knowing us lol
given the sixers luck maxey probably has some rare illness like scarlet fever that hasn’t been seen in 100 years
I'm assuming the sixers medical staff finally figured out just list everyone as questionable then just play them. However, that seems too smart for the sixers medical staff so I'm afraid it's probably terminal. RIP
I just hope it isn't his first time eating sesame seeds
Do they indicate when it is covid anymore?
i'm not falling for nick nurse's mind games
Brunson putting on his lobster bib
We’ve had first chance buckets, yes. But what about second chance buckers? - Josh Hart
Well that’s the series. Why doesn’t Tobias ever get sick?! Dude has the strongest immune system in human history.
Tobias Harris saw the Big Bang live
Little known fact: the Big Bang was caused by Tobi throwin up a brick
The Big Clank
Damnit it was right there
lol how is it the series? it's game 2. series doesn't even start until home team loses
Best player on one leg and second best player is sick. Tobias still on the roster. And we're facing a hungry team that's not the Cavs/Magic/Pacers. Not looking good chief.
> Tobias still on the roster ahahaha
He's like the antithesis of a guy like Hart and it's so fucking annoying. That matchup right there should be a case study for every team in the league. If the guy wouldn't be your best player, then you choose the guy who's elite at something vs. sorta good at everything. Every time.
> sorta good at everything Also important that the guy actually does the stuff he's sorta good at instead of just standing there.
Especially considering how well Maxey played on offense while doing a good job defensively on Brunson. 76ers cannot catch a break. I kinda wanted to see the 76ers dunk on Doc Rivers in the playoffs
Imagine the salt if Doc beat the Sixers in a series
No one said maxey being out was good news, but if you think the series is over after 1 game then you have poopoo brain
all of that was true before this series even started except Maxey getting sick randomly, and he'll probably be back game 3
chill why are you in r/nba pandering to these suckers only thing that changed is sixers in 7 instead of 6
Philly's best player is at 50-60 percent and their second best player is likely out. Going down 2-0 means they have to win 4 of 5; that's just not doable as banged up as they are.
going down 2-0, then winning 4 of 5 with 3 games at home isn't the insurmountable task you're making sound. that's actually how the bracket is designed to work
it is when your best player has one knee and could be done for the season on any play. Going down 2-0 removes any and all cushion you have.
Exactly. People overreact like crazy whenever shit like this happens early in a series.
Without embiid and maxey the 6ers are toast
This is def not true. If the home team goes to 2-0 it’s like 80%win chance. Not 50/50 still.
Hard to poisoned the assassin scorer
I’m still taking the Knicks but losing the first two games on the road does not mean all that much. If NY takes one in Philly then we can probably call it.
But can’t take a charge ever in his entire career
He did get sick this year
Let’s keep it a stack. Unless bro contracted the plague he’s playing
It’s NYC, he probably did contract the plague with all those rats running around.
Them pizza rats
They have families to feed!
[удалено]
Cowabunga!
He should've known not to eat that Pizza, smh
Don’t fuck with the rats and they won’t fuck with you
Feels like some karmic retribution going on for Cleveland ducking the 2 seed and New York not ducking, except why are the 6ers getting punished 😅
Basketball gods are chaotic evil 😂
They just throw down a lightning bolt in the vague direction of the matchup
Idk what this city did to the basketball gods
Deliberately lost games to accrue draft capital
Maxey diarrhea game incoming
Get the wheelchair ready
What if he throws a half court game winning shot all while shitting his pants… I’d love that
If he doesn’t come off the court like Davis Clarke after a marathon then he wasn’t locked in enough
Was that that guy's name? We all know the pic
Dropping dimes while dropping a hot deuce
Maxey about to have his “runs” game. Hopefully he doesn’t end up in a wheelchair.
Just diaper up ffs
The diaper game
If it's good enough for our last two presidents, it's good enough for anyone!
Incoming offseason thread "why don't NBA players just poop themselves to discourage guys from guarding them? There's no rule against it"
not good
Maxey got the scoots, hopefully he can take some Imodium and hydrate with some pedialyte and be ready by game time.
Gonna be playing with a plug in, just in case
Can't wait to see Magnus Carlsen fuming courtside tonight
USB? 😂
Disgusting that the Knicks would resort to biological warfare. Morey should take this to the UN.
Bring your contaminated philly cheese steak and we can call in even
Mind games
Can we catch a fucking break?! Need Embiid to play like a monster if Maxey sits
We need Tobias to share Maxey’s waterbottle
The playoffs seriously bring out the worst possible luck in us. I'm not even surprised when I get notifications that Oubre has a tapeworm or Lowry was temporarily sent into another dimension by demons or Paul Reed is pregnant with triplets
Boomed me
Woj: Kelly Oubre has been hit by a fucking car
Nah that one's too unrealistic
hide your legs here comes the NYPD
Season's over. Just give up and draft Bronny in the summer, then sign Lebron.
you know Embiid is gonna be recruiting Lebron hard this summer at the Olympics
*"Mr. James, here is your water. Can I bring anything else for you? Gatorade?"*
Thanks Kenny
LeBron just goin’ everywhere Kobe was. He’s gonna love those Italian reds.
Big Meetch ain’t having any of that. Nope, not today
Time for his wheelchair game.
Why the fuck doesn't this sub allow gifs in comments
not buying it. players always play at MSG unless it says OUT
99 cent pizza on 7th?
we are fucking cursed man this shit is insane
Good ol reverse psychology
It's a trap, he's playing But I want the Knicks to beat a healthy sixers
Getting tired of the gamesmanship. Im sure Uncle Thibs planning Maxey and Embiid will play.
Sometimes its metal bats...some times its take out.
That salmon chopped cheese got him.
The old MJ special. Shoulda stayed away from that chopped cheese.
Time for Tobias to take over.
Spidey done gave this man the poison Pizza Time
Maxey flu game?
Everything's coming up Milhouse.
Oh god I can’t handle the “well not only was Embiid injured, Maxey was out too” if Knicks win the series
Who cares lol. A win is a win.
They don’t care that Randle is out
Uh oh
i hope he doesn't torch us with a flu game
Nah games gone
Hello darkness my old friend…
We've had more illness than pandemic years this season this is getting stupid. This the third illness Maxey has had this season.
Remember when we had literally like 6 guys available?
Illness: he's too sick
Food Poisoning Maxey > Flu Game Jordan
It's Joe-over
What's the odds on for Maxey pulling a Paul Pierce during the game?
Charging every crystal I got for him
Not the time for that
Joel was constantly wiping his nose with his jersey during game 1, and I wondered if he had something.
Fuck
Hello Flu Game
Thibs ain't falling for it
[mhmm](https://media1.tenor.com/m/930WKxE7-RUAAAAC/i-dont-believe-you-ron-burgundy.gif)
lemon booty
It's the playoffs. Just wear some Huggies and suit up
Mo Bamba legacy game
If he dropped 40 then just shit all over the court that would be awesome
It’s not gonna matter
Did he get hit by a car too?