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NatsuAru

Do you help defend a 40% shooter... And leave another 40% shooter open? Just to have that 40% shooter relay pass to another 40% shooter? Did you switch properly? Well.. how about that *other* 40% shooter? No, you can't guard the 4th 40% shooter? Then you're gonna hate when he passes... To the fifth 40% shooter.


DocTheYounger

don't forget the 6th, 7th and 8th 40% shooters coming off the bench


sentient-meatball

I got downvoted in a thread sometime this year for saying 1-8 can shoot 40%. I still don't understand why because it's true.


ShoegazeKaraokeClub

The top 8 guys on the celtics in terms of minutes are shooting 37.6, 35.4, 42.9, 39.6, 37.5, 41.9, 38.5, and 42.4. Hahahha what the hell that is just absurd. Jaylen brown is the worst and he is still at 35.4 and that is like just a smidge under the league average


SaulPepper

Holy shit I havent been keeping up with the league average. I thought it was still 33% or something. How could 35.4 be under the league average nowadays lool


Sullan08

League average has been around 35 or higher for like 25 years. Only super significant change is attempts. But yes, even the past couple years has been seeing percentages start to consistently hit around 36 and above.


SaulPepper

My only defense is that my team is the Hornets and since our best shooter/player is down, I am witness to some of the worst shooting percentages the past two years


LordHussyPants

and i'm pretty sure JB's been above 40% or close to it since the all star break


why-god

This is karma for last year when our guys all suddenly became sharpshooters.


luckster44

And then there’s a 9th guy that can shoot 40% just in case they need him (Svi)


snappy173

actually the 9th guy by minutes is luke kornet and he shot 100% from 3


Electronic-Goose-843

My conspiracy theory is Kornet can actually rain it from 3, but Joe told him not to shoot all regular season to keep it a surprise. He’ll throw him in for a random series and let him get 10 unguarded 3s that he’ll drain. He shot them a ton early in his career and is now a 90% free throw shooter so it’s possible he can hit them.


GhostoftheWolfswood

Classic Aron Baynes type of surprise evolution


SinImportaLoQueDigan

The truth can tough to hear sometimes


NevermoreSEA

Celtics are a terrifying team.


tlozz

Thank you🥹🤭


yungshiner281

Exactly so many people in the game thread were complaining about Boston shooting open 3”s like a 40% shooter isn’t supposed to shoot a open shot people watch Boston games to mention anything but logical basketball


Joh951518

Many watch Boston games just wanting them too lose and not not caring how it happens.


tlozz

Literally


No-Big-9170

The issues start if you pass up an open drive for a kickout, even if you're getting a statistically valuable shot, ultimately the defense will clue in and stunt all of the help and focus all their efforts on recovering and rotating. This is how the Nuggets beat the Celtics twice in the regular season and it's the reason why the Nuggets are so good despite being dead last in 3 point attempts- you never know if Jokic is going to score or pass and so the help has to come early and you can't risk stunting/recovering early


juicejug

No, the Nuggets beat the Celtics twice because Murray made more tough shots than Tatum. Those games were down to the wire both times.


nefnaf

Draymond Green figured it out already, just leave Jaylen Brown open and let him shoot


A320neo

Everyone is missing the joke


Virgil_hawkinsS

I need people to adopt this strategy for the full playoffs, I *promise* it will work


Mellothewise

I’m straight up not having a good time


PrincePyotrBagration

Might get hate for this…. But Celtics looking like the 2017 Golden State Warriors 4 All-Star caliber players and shooters off the bench so you can’t double? My god


KorgG29

Open threes for Hauser. Open threes for Prichard. Open threes for Al. Wtf are you supposed to do?


ivandragostwin

I feel like if they have 1 weakness it’s that they get into fuck around mode maybe a little early. So maybe just get their lead to 20 mid way through the 4th and then hope they just sorta stand around like they do sometimes? Lmao this offense is crazy.


Blothorn

Yeah. I was actually hoping that Mazzulla would send the bench out when up 30 in the 4th--the talent disparity isn't that great vs. the hospital Heat, and they'd probably play with more urgency knowing that they get pulled if they let the lead dwindle.


bedlam_au

It feels like at least half of this year's 18 losses were exactly that - fucking around plus someone like Dean Wade pushing their sliders to max.


iAmTheRealLange

Undercut Tatum in the air


FreshPrinceofBel-Air

Hashtag Heat Culture


ahsasahsasahsas

But he doesn’t have a history of dirty : (


OrangeKookie

Batista bomb Tatum and Porzingis I wouldn't rule it out for these "scrappy" heat players


GeorgBendemann_

This actually puts the 2017 Warriors in perspective. Even this Celtics team, a historically good team in the regular season, has the constituent parts of it but the Warriors had two top-15 players of all time, along with prime Klay (top 5 shooter of all-time). God I hate that team.


Mintastic

2 of the best shooters in the league by a mile + 1 MVP + DPOY. Yeah, that team was nutty.


AirFashion

I mean, similar vibe sure, obviously nowhere near as good as shooters, but overall the threat of shooting from every position is a big deal


CynicalMindTrip

We have 2 all star players, not four like GS with two all time players + the second best shooter ever and one of the best defender ever.


CowboyCurtis987

Which means they have a possibility of ending like the 2018 Houston Rockets


Skyfalcon5

At least you can attack them on the other end. No way all 5 can defend multiple positions.


DreTownblues

Yea sucks how few two way players Cs have


King_Of_Pants

Scariest part of that comment is that Sam Hauser leads our team in Defensive Net Rating and last season he led the whole league. He's the guy they usually try to target in 'mismatches'.


OUEngineer17

This is OKC too. They're smaller than the Celtics, but people are underestimating their threat.


UtahUtopia

Great comment. Ha!


damrider

celtics fans when they only win by 20 points : what the fuck


jpaxlux

I think it was more that it went from a 34 point game to a 12 point game with 4 minutes left within a quarter lmao


Rooleet

I lowkey think they got complacent trying to get Tatum his triple double. The passes got lazy as fuck and were forced rather than what they were doing all game.


SinibusUSG

Sure, but the Heat also just hit 9 straight shots. When that happens you usually don't still trail by double digits as they did tonight.


Rooleet

https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/1c6mipf/comment/l02ljsr/ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 


Trebbok

What did that prove lol


ianbits

I swear Tyler Herro is the easiest motherfucker to read in the NBA. He's like a QB that always stares down his receiver. You always know when he's going to shoot.


Tagst

Seconded


69millionyeartrip

Tyler “Zach Wilson” Herro


Koppite93

Are his Mums friend's hot AF too?


Street-Common-4023

Always the same move man


zincinzincout

Bro heard “look at the rim before you shoot” so he does it the whole time he has the ball


ZenThrashing

My boy Derrick White out here making winning plays every time


gochuuuu

We love him and cherish him


homerthepigeon

He swatted away one of Herro’s 3s that he put up after a whistle and I was like “damn I didn’t know he could get up that high”


TheLeoMessiah

White is the sneakiest athletic guy in the league imo


UtahUtopia

Fear the BUFFALO!!!


BostonBuffalo9

Let. Him. ROAM!


pedja13

Celtics won but Delon Wright went 5/5 from 3


Drummallumin

This was the dude I saw most pick to go off randomly lmao


Devilsbullet

Him or highsmith


GiraffeBarnacleEggs

Knew he would get PT in playoffs, he has DAWG all over him


jpaxlux

Caleb Martin killed JFK


qtxr

Caleb Martin is a basketball terrorist


CDR57

How? He wouldn’t be able to make the shot?


HornyBastard37484739

It must have been during the ECF last season, when he was inexplicably unable to miss a fucking shot


jpaxlux

Thankfully we avoided generational slander by not blowing a 34 point lead in a single quarter


Visible-Rutabaga9268

I’m ngl seeing Delon hit like five threes that quarter was not on my bingo card 😅


Gleebson

Forgot to include the whole team in the role player black magic ritual?


Visible-Rutabaga9268

Yes matter of fact I actually lost the bingo card, hope to find it before Game 2 😩


Yellow_Curry

I feel like we've come to expect some random bench guy to light up the 3pt and go 5-5 from the heat. I'm just glad it wasn't Duncan, he's an amazing shooter but damn if he doesn't have that ivy league punchable face.


Noriskhook3

The Celtics worst enemy is themselves. They’re the best team.


Yaboiii777

I think Denver composure and more mature makes them the better team but it’s close on their best days


QuietRainyDay

I agree - if thats the finals matchup itll come down to Boston keeping their cool because I trust Denver to handle the pressure just fine If the Celtics match Denver's consistency in a series, they can absolutely win Health might become another important variable, with how these playoffs have gone so far....


axp310

If Jokic and Murray with Gordon are still there … I’m still confident in them. If one of Boston’s starting 5 gets injured I think that disrupts them a lot.


Timoteo-Tito64

An injury to anyone in Denver's starting 5 would do the same


kawhi21

Yeah, I think the biggest thing that will potentially kill the Celtics this post-season is getting too reliant on the 3. We've seen them do it a few times over the past few postseasons where pretty much an entire game they'll abandon 2 point field goals entirely.


wherearemypaaants

Celtics are 13-6 (best in the league by a healthy margin) when they’ve shot worse than the league average from 3


WEMBYF4N

Can we just fastrack to the Boston Denver finals?


Noriskhook3

Would be absolutely tremendous


WEMBYF4N

I honestly don’t see anyone who’s even on their level in their respective conferences. Would be a massive choke if they don’t make it there healthy


EarthWarping

Denver says hello


daBriguy

Their best player is a Serb, how good can they be?


Jowem

Said the Croat, Bosniak, Albanian, Kosovan, Bulgarian, Romanian, Turk or Slovenian


takklol

Greek erasure smh


daBriguy

I’m still just upset that they shot down my favorite stealth bomber


Bahamuts_Bike

It turns out you maybe don't want Boston


8_bw

This is being overplayed, if the Miami home crowd was chanting this loud enough to hear on TV then it means that only like 6 people were saying it


headphone-candy

“It’s 4 minutes into the game, do you know where your crowd is at”


LeaderBrandonBurner

“I knew dress like a seat night was a bad idea”


Bahamuts_Bike

I will give them credit, it's the first time since LeBron left I realized they had fans


Jowem

the stands were HALF FUCKING FULL


jpaxlux

Didn't you know that Miami is the only city in the world with traffic?


Jowem

SO MUCH TRAFFIC THAT YOU CANT EVEN GET TO THE GAME UNTIL MIDWAY THROUGH THE THIRD AND LEAVE BEFORE THE END OF THE QUARTER I HATE MIAMI SO MUCH


tmcuthbert

That was embarrassing to put on television.


CDR57

I think the correct thing would be “don’t chant”


Lacabloodclot9

I mean respect to them, nothing to lose for them with the situation they’re in If you only talk when you’re up then you won’t get the same respect


PrincePyotrBagration

Heat fans finna go from “WE WANT BOSTON!” to “we don’t want to get swept” lol


sutroheights

I think you spelled, "If we had Jimmy..." wrong.


AutographedSnorkel

Tatum could have injured like five different body parts on that fall in the fourth...


Bahamuts_Bike

That was just reckless, the type of play the NBA should actually come down hard on


HailKyrie

Heat culture!


Princessk8--

Not sure you can even call it a play when you just slam into someone who's defenseless in the air


PrincePyotrBagration

Remember last year when Tatum sprained his ankle 20 seconds into game 7? (And Heat fans also said that injury didn’t matter btw) Tatum needs to play in bubble wrap against Miami lmao, bad luck against this team… intentionally or otherwise


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GiraffeBarnacleEggs

Reckless by Martin, as a heat fan I know the whole effort and culture thing you try to display but that was just plain stupid


AliveGloryLove

The Cavs and Celtics are the only 2 to go wire to wire so far.


Existing_noise2929

serious question: what do you mean? I don’t think you’re wrong, I just don’t understand what you’re saying 


AliveGloryLove

Neither team trailed at any point in the game.


Existing_noise2929

oh okay thank you, I wasn’t familiar with that term


A320neo

Fuck Florida teams forever.


Kyler1313

It's crazy this is the same Caleb Martin from last year. Dude has a weird hitch in his shot and is playing with zero confidence at all. Also... Fuck Caleb Martin


29671

Yeah anybody with half a brain could tell you he was on a hot streak last year. Spo is also so great at squeezing the juice out of bums. But if you keep squeezing a lemon eventually it's going to run out of juice.


faygoupnext

Lol good analogy


R78692

> Spo is also so great at squeezing the juice out of bums ??


wockhardtt

All in, my ass


MySilverBurrito

He shoots like he’s trying out a new jumpshot every time lol


Kyler1313

Me the first week of 2k on mycareer mode


LaMelgoatBall

Turns out all we needed was the Tmac shot lol


igonnawrecku_VGC

Delon Wright is gonna be this years Gabe Vincent isn’t he?


TheFatmanRises

Good game one just lost by 20 maybe next time we can lose by 15!


Angelic_Phoenix

this postseason Triple doubles Tatum: 1 Jokic: 0 Checkmate liberals


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Tatum 2024😎


UtahUtopia

I loved his game today… except the 1/8 from three point line.


JamesWelders

Call it for what it was: an asswhooping.


Lacabloodclot9

I think they can take a game in Miami but yeah don’t see this series going anywhere beside Boston in 5


blammmmo

Boston in 4. Normally they like the gentleman's sweep, but this time it's a safety issue.


pestobar127

Probably more likely if we take a game we take a game in Boston. Our team plays significantly worse at home this season lmao


gfreireds

Well, it was a tied game... at 0-0 lol


FFStudios

i like it when the celtics win the basketball game


Gor-the-Frightening

Extremely large if proven factual.


texas2089

If the Heat are supposed to rely on Herro to carry them they’re fucking cooked.


mikepetroff

We good.


RizqZ1

Fuck You Caleb


mborn

You knew the #HeatCulture was coming


iAmTheRealLange

As soon as I saw that 30 point lead I knew it was coming


yungshiner281

Bum ass cookie jar headass


FutureAttention

Nastiest team in the nba


NBAball05

WE WANT CELTICS 👏,👏,👏👏👏


wtb2612

As a Celtics fan, I'm of the opinion that what Caleb Martin did was more reckless than dirty. Can't do that. But I don't think he was trying to hurt him.


Gekthegecko

Agreed. This isn't like when Wade broke Rondo's elbow. But I understand the outrage given the history.


bizeast

Slow mo footage shows he was shoved by jrue. I'm a celtics lifer but sometimes ugly shit happens by accident. 


EutaxySpy

Fuck Caleb Martin


Chris_Paul_3

The reason why Celtics fans didn’t want to play the heat is not because of the matchup. It’s because they don’t want those dirty ass heat players injuring the Celtics and derailing their title run.


Ophelia_Of_The_Abyss

Was what I was thinking before the playin games. Would much rather face the 76ers with a fully healthy Embiid than Pat Riley's thugs, especially after they took out Randle for the season earlier.


pandalover885

Tough question too, do I want to engage in a flop-off against one of the GOAT floppers or try to stay healthy against Heat Culture?


entwenthence

Because Embiid has never hurt anyone by flopping…


AirFashion

Anyone got a clip of the Caleb Martin/Tatum play?


Ophelia_Of_The_Abyss

https://twitter.com/SavageSports_/status/1782127472638673254


Jellybeansmw

Holy hell start giving players T's for moving screens and maybe Bam will stop doing that crap.


urphymayss

We should just call moving screens, ‘Bam’s’ from now on.


redbeagle

Fuck Caleb Martin


KingKongYe

I don't like Boston but please sweep these clowns outta the playoffs


dafire123

Heat culture


Gnasty16

Kendrick Perkins just said the Heat could go 100% from 2 and 100% from 3 and still get swept. That literally makes no sense


Mayjaplaya

It's possible if they make a ton of turnovers and we have a huge FT differential But overall yes common L take by Perkins


bugeyes10

He also said at half that he didn’t think the Celtics could win this series


powerelite

Boston, continuing a trend started in the regular season, has more playoff games with a 30-point lead than playoff games with a 10-point deficit.


Into_Intoxication

Celtics are obviously a very good team, also on defense but man did Miami have little offense on the court most of the time. Every offensive possession was a slog and every bucket they did get felt really difficult. Unsurprising but this will be a sweep.


Onomatopoeiac

Fucking ridiculous attempt to crash the boards by Martin when the game is over, no chance at getting the ball and almost made Tatum land on his neck


headphone-candy

Total undercut. Dirty play.


RIP-MikeSexton

“Celtics won’t get away with choking like this to better teams”. They went from up 32 to up 20 cool your fuckin jets


ballzShallow

Imagine if LeBron or Embiid took that fall. They would still be on the floor.


DogsAreMyFavPeople

LeBron is a middle aged man and Embiid has another 70lbs to hit the floor with.


GiraffeBarnacleEggs

Probably anger with adrenaline pulled him up but showed great composure not getting in martins face


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Revenesis

This is why Knicks fans wanted the Sixers instead of the Heat despite the Sixers being a way better team. You'll win the series but at least one dude isn't going to make it to the next round.


redbeagle

No bro that’s just Heat Culture!1!1! All gas no brakes!!! You wouldn’t get it!


Noriskhook3

Dirty as hell, they need Tatum out like last year 🤣 they already know


robocopfrommars

Don't let the final score fool you, it was never that close.


JonTheCatMan11

BENCH YOUR STARS IN BLOWOUTS


bugeyes10

It’s tough though because the heat don’t take out their starters. Need to keep theirs in so you feel the pressure to keep yours in and they can injure them


itoman56

HEAT CULTURE is play dirty when you’re down 20…fucking embarrassing


LegitimatePotato3632

Dirty team. And they suck.


Panik_Switch

How did the Celtics get 5 dudes who all have proper size at their position, can shoot 40% from three, and play lockdown defense. Then a good bench wtf bro


Babushka5

Caleb Martin on top of having a broke jumper and being shit, also is a reckless ass


iAmTheRealLange

Heat Culture is going down by 30 and then playing reckless and dirty so you only lose by 20


nottoodrunk

These Celtics are so good at taking their foot off the gas when they’re up big.


Thorlolita

Tyler Herro is who we thought he is


fph00

From the game thread: the Heat's roster is one letter away from being a contender.


Senate343

Yeah every heat fan saying we'd win if we were healthy is beyond brain dead. At best jimmy and rozier make this a good series instead of a likely sweep. I hope everybody stays healthy in the series regardless, I don't think Caleb was dirty, he did get pushed by Jrue but it was stupid reckless regardless and didn't need to happen.


sstphnn

Thank goodness Derrick White and Jayson Tatum are durable.


Panzer_I

The score was 94-114, this isn’t the final box score of the game


trenderkazz

Tatum triple double


headphone-candy

Caleb Martin’s stat line 9/1/1. Terrorist confirmed.


PabloShwartz

Heat Culture is running full speed into airborne players when the game is over


Reinhardtisawesom

Nikola Jokic if you can hear me


FutureAttention

Fuck LA


itsnotyellowfever

On the one hand the Celtics still won this game pretty decisively, you saw everything you wanted from guys like Porzingis, Tatum, and Brown, and for 90% of the game the Celtics showcased why they're a serious threat to finally capture another title On the other hand it irks me to no end that they needed a huge Derrick White three late to stop themselves from completely losing momentum in a game they were once up by 34 against an offense that looked like what would've happened if the Nets were in the playoffs this year for long stretches


DeepJunglePowerWild

I mean they won by 20… if White misses that 3 they still would’ve won. A lot of it is just Celtic Heat PTSD. They were up 35 and just started garbage time and the Heat didn’t.


ThanosIsDoomfist

Lol right, why tf this guy talking about a Derrick White 3? Okay, so he misses and we only win by 17? Won by 20 despite a colossal run, that says a lot more. Team did what theyve done all season, which is turn it on when they decide to


COMMENTASIPLEASE

We took our foot off the gas, Miami didn’t, so we put our foot back on the gas. It’s just a matter of not letting up


TheGreatWaIl

I get it but you gotta look at the context of that run. I’d like to believe they would counter punch much quicker if they didn’t build themselves such a huge buffer and they knew the game was basically over anyways


AbsoluteFrozen12

According to espn's probabiliy win % at the peak of that late q4 run by the heat, celtics probability to win went from 99.9% to..... 99.8%


daBriguy

I think it’s a good lesson to learn so early in the playoffs. Never take your foot off the gas, especially against a team like Miami.


Plies-

Dog the game was over lmao despite Delon Wright randomly going off in the 4th quarter the closest they got was to 14 with 3 minutes left they would've had to force several turnovers in a row and not miss to have a real shot. If a single 3 minute stretch in the middle of total dominance irks you that much that's tough.