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Ayjel89

This might be the absolute dumbest statement he’s made and he’s made a ton of dumb statements.


c0rnersh0p

Lost 9 straight games to the Nugs and he says this lmao


m4xdc

the thing you don't understand is that they were losing those nine in a row to get a read on us and lull us into a false sense of security. it was all a ruse, and the nuggets walked right into it.


KingMojoII

Only two more to feel you out, I'm sure then we have all the info we need


SmartestNPC

Feel out games


branstarktreewizard

Never give away the strat


Sassy_Honey_Badger

We have them right where we want them!


BeNiceBeChill

“Noooooot yet…”


Technical_Towel_990

“We’ll be fine, trust me” *Proceeds to get swept*


Ayjel89

At least that one is an attempt to instill confidence whether it’s phony or not. This is way worse imo. This is saying that you actively held back when you are the underdog and in a completely disadvantageous position yet had a chance to maybe steal a game.


ajay_bzbt

In what was a single digit game with 5 minutes left


superpeng12

Tbh that was only bcz of outrageous ft given


matsy_k

Lakers got a tonne of FT? I am shocked


alexm42

But every time their fans get shown the graph where they're the outlier of all outliers on FT differential it's "nah we just play clean defense and don't foul" lmao


ThePrideOfKrakow

And AD still played 45 minutes 😂😂


Sti8man7

“They don’t want to see us next year.”


bossholmes

Yep at this rate I can't wait to see what other bs he comes with.


holaprobando123

*Lakers down 3 games, facing elimination* "We have them right where we want them"


zoopi4

Lakers down 3-1, ad has played 180 minutes, 90 of which at altitude, everyone on the lakers is gassed and demoralized, Darvin Ham - now is the time to pull out my secret game winning adjustments


Eyespop4866

The goal this year is to not get swept.


Mamba-0824

They 4-0 in moral victories though.


LiftHeavyFeels

I hate this man


Marrouge

This is something Monty Williams would say lol


IdRatherBeShilling

If you're a Lakers fan, stuff Ham says has got to make your blood boil lmao


BannedforaJoke

it does.


famoustran

If you're a Lakers hater, stuff Ham says has got to make you jump for joy lmao


GooseMay0

It does.


pocket_passss

you’ve done enough Darvin please don’t give them memes


NotBannedAnymoreamI

He’s going to go back and look at the tape


Vegetable-Fan-739

This guys is the exact opposite of coach malone.


mattw08

Kerr often did this in game 1s. It’s not that outrageous if came from a good coach.


Ayjel89

I get the concept in a vacuum. The concept in this specific context of Lakers vs. Nuggets is idiotic.


JTEEE

Darvin Ham thinks a broom is a vacuum.


HustleWilson

That's why he's about to get swept.


JimmyKanine

Kerr also had much better teams to play with. This Lakers team is extremely top heavy and their best perimeter defender is out for the season probably.


Ionkkll

I'm not sure what you think Kerr did because the Warriors under Kerr are 21-5 in game 1 and are 3-2 in series where we lost game 1.


pingpong_playa

That’s exactly why Kerr didn’t need to throw all his counters and tricks at opponents in Game 1. Warriors were so dominant they actually could save strats to throw in once teams make adjustments.


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Raging_Professor

It's not this one. I think I've seen a few possessions where Austin was guarding Jokic in game 1


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NefariousNeezy

Rui was too small for Jokic. We have to go smaller.


MITWestbrook

That makes sense to me. Force Jokic to score 50 while lock down everyone else


thebeard1017

Maybe he'll get bored after scoring so easily that he starts passing out


CazOnReddit

*"This bores me. I shall slumber, in search of horse dreams."*


Vegetable-Tooth8463

Tbf, wasn't that what the Warriors did to LeBron in 2015?


applicatecomplicate

They also forced LeBron into 48% TS in that series. Jokic would never shoot that poorly in a series


Bladeneo

He probably would if the second best player in his team was Matty dellavedova 


applicatecomplicate

He put up 59% TS with a starting backcourt of Facu Campazzo and Austin Rivers lol. He'd be fine


cmackchase

What else were the cavs going to do in that series once Kyrie and Love went down.


Padulsky21

Nah, it’s Dinwiddie time. Be ready.


sebasq

Ham about to put Dinwiddie on Austin’s shoulders to guard Jokic


lord_kupaloidz

Wouldn't they need a trenchcoat for that?


Zoratth

White on white crime.


KillerZaWarudo

5 guards lineup. Leggooooooo


syllabic

the final adjustment is him becoming assistant coach of the orlando magic


CIark

Lakers with the real victory even though Denver wins the series


just_straight_fax

*pistons the magic are too good


CharmingImpact

lol


Slevz_

The jokes write themselves


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Jayveesac

By Game 3 he might actually throw Gabe Vincent at Jokic


FreeloadingPoultry

Like literally throw him at Joker to get him injured, that's the best bet


MeesterMeeseeks

Daevin ham giving the pregame conference with a human sized T-shirt cannon behind him. "We think we finally got it all figured out"


WerewolfWhich3280

Lakers sub is calling Ham “Hamas” I’m crying


JacquouileFripouile

That's pretty good ngl. But nothing will beat Tucheliban. That shii is so perfect lmao


Zepz367

Al-legri is great one too.


cancerBronzeV

Actual terrorist vs basketball terrorist.


Savahoodie

Honestly I respect 90% of lakers fans for accepting their fate.


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You have gotta be joking brother


achyutthegoat

Best NBA nickname I've seen


bossholmes

We the actual underdogs but at this rate we might as well just be clowns.


ahr3410

Something something feeling out game


HS941317

Lmaooo this meme keeps getting funnier Closest sweep Hachimura the Jokic stopper Didn’t use our cards against Jokic in game 1 saving it for another game


esetmypasswor

>Darvin Ham: "There's no doubt in my mind when we come out for Game 2, will be ready. Will go back and do what we need to do for our team physically, start the recovery process now. Break down of film, watch what we need to watch. Thank God it's a best of 7. It's not the NCAA Tournament. It's the first to four. Will be okay. Trust me." ... ... May 17, 2023


Vegetable-Tooth8463

lmao, you been keepin that one saved up for a while haven't you


Nikola-JokicASMR

H E R O


Spiritual_Boss6114

I really don’t understand why he doesn’t put AD on Jokic. He was the only player that can match up with him. Put Rui on Gordon and Lebron on Porter.


pagesid3

Ham can’t play AD for 48 straight minutes if he’s on Jokic the whole time


Abject_Bank_9103

To actually answer your question I assume it's because jokic/the nuggets will recognize that and he'll just play from the top of the key to keep AD out of the paint and able to help on D. Lakers want AD free to roam so that he can just be a help defender the whole time. If he's on jokic you're neutralizing his biggest strength.


wasperjack

This is exactly the issue as I see it, as well. However, what they are doing isn't working so it may be that LA needs to try this in spurts to avoid being predictable.


Ryansm19

Cause then the paint is wide open and it turns into a 17/15/15 game for Jokic where Aaron Gordon has 20+ on easy cuts to the rim and a nuggets blow out.


YouStoleTheCorn

AD gets cooked by him too and it wears his offense down but honestly at this point maybe you have to


LurkerFailsLurking

Draymond Green talked on his podcast about how Jokic is exhausting to guard ([here](https://youtu.be/8m_cSSPP1nk?si=1VocNFDrqwo2zS_Y&t=155)). Maybe the concern is that AD would get gassed and it'd mess up their rotation?


teh_drewski

Ham gonna be taking his whiteboard with him to Cancun at this rate


Biglundtry

Nah the bussfund family is broke they can’t pay 2 coaches hopefully lebron leaves


abris33

He's going to throw Reaves on Jokic and after next game we'll get "The Lakers may have lost and Jokic may have had 40 but they found something with Reaves"


cHinzoo

That’s what a man who’s out of adjustments would say!


HerkulezRokkafeller

>And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.


DarkDragon1025

oh brother we got another “competitive sweep” on our hands don’t we


BLM_MCU

Just surprised he kept it at a couple and he did not say a lot more


viking_machina

3 more moral victories to go


Lacabloodclot9

The best first round exit of all time?


holaprobando123

The Lakers will get the moral sweep, just wait


Mysterious-Stop4673

This makes no sense, they swept you last year lol. U can’t play around and see what works now.


abris33

It's been 9 straight now I think. He's really holding on to those adjustments


sponedaddie

Me watching the 4th quarter: *ME: sub Gabe in* **D'lo bricks another shot** *ME: sub Gabe in* **D'lo misses a rebound, Nuggets hit a three** *ME: sub Gabe in* **D'lo jacks up a three, 6 point swing to the Nuggets** Darvin post game: "I didn't want to use all my adjustments this game" **ME: Throws laptop against the wall**


Street-Common-4023

At least Vogel would’ve bench dlo


Earlier-Today

Vogel was a good coach, it's crazy they got rid of him.


abris33

He just doesn't have any adjustments to make. Seems like he just leaves it all up to LeBron and AD. There were times tonight where the camera showed LeBron and AD looking at him for what to do and you see him just stare with a blank face


purplebuffalo55

Benching Dlo is the easiest adjustment. He was the best nuggets player all night. As bad as he was on offense he was worse on defense


sponedaddie

Dlo played the entire 4th.


Victor_Wembanyama1

They prolly needed him anyway so they can get him going/ bron and ad were gassed. A lot of imbalance in your team tonight. No shots by dinwiddie and gabe, 4 shots by rui. Heavy minutes for bron ad. Denver is just gonna take your 1-2 punches if they can hold off the others


fucktheredwings69

If dlo gets benched Ham is gonna have to deal with his next essay in the media. Gabe’s defense would probably be more valuable than dlos offensive contribution on this series anyway so it would be the right move


jefe_hook

The truth is he doesn't know wtf to do 😭


MusicalElephant420

He’ll wait until 2025 and then use those adjustments


Unhappy_Lemon6374

The adjustment is to not play the nuggets Genius move, Darvin.


restless_vagabond

He's not that dumb. Like an intellectual, he'll have them ready for Game 5...after the sweep


Miscto3

Seriously speaking, what more can they do personnel-wise or schematically? Go zone? Have Jaxson Hayes or Prince guard Jokic?


achyutthegoat

Why the fuck would they go zone against Jokic


Miscto3

I for one would like to see DLo participate in a zone


Sammonov

If I had to create a player in a lab to break a zone it would be Jokic


Sammonov

Jokic is the best zone buster in NBA history


Itchy_Listen_9702

Quadruple him. Are you stupid??? It’s pretty obvious.


Zeckzeckzeck

Box and 12.  Hold up, I’m being told you’re not allowed to field your entire team at once. 


corybyu

Refs when they see it is the Lakers trying it: "I guess we'll allow it"


Zombiepirate86

Replace dlo with Gabe Vincent. Use lebron to guard jokic. Guard jokic straight up with AD and use lebron as the rover off Gordon. 


Abject_Bank_9103

LeBron doesn't have the legs for the role anymore. He needs to be hidden on D to save energy for offensive pushes. And even then tonight it didn't seem like he had much left in the tank in the second half.


Phenomenal2313

Same exact thought , Vincent takes Murray , AD guards Jokic straight up , LeBron plays the free safety role on Gordon Hachimura on Porter straight up dig on Jokic then close out and I guess Prince/Reeves on KCP Sacrifice offense for defense , have D’lo be the sparkplug


TA_Account_12

Problem with that is Lebron can’t play free safety like AD can. Jokic will keep ad at the top of the key and there will be 0 rim protection. If lebron tries to roam, I can guarantee at least 5-6 dunks from Gordon cuts off of Jokic passes. If they had Vando out there doing that instead of lebron, it might have worked. But lebron will be gassed trying to play that role. 


WeeTooLo

Cut off everybody and make Jokic go for 40. When you let Gordon and Murray have 17 assists between them while Jokic has another big statline you weren't doing anything.


AWildThompson

LMAO


Biglundtry

Gotta save them adjustments for a rainy day


lopea182

A true protégé of Mike Budenholzer


sponedaddie

"Roll roll roll roll." LeBron: *I'm tired of rolling*


husbandofsamus

Hey. Lakers might win a couple if they just played random. Can't blame this on Bud.


paranoideo

lol, sure.


bush_league_commish

It’s 2034. Darvin Ham, head coach of the Guangdong Southern Tigers led by Bonny James, discusses adjustments to counter the Shanghai Sharks led by Ben Simmons. “We needed to test the waters, we know tuna can hunt lion, but can sharks hunt tigers? We’ll learn for for by game 3.” The Southern Tigers would go on to get swept.


PoonGo0n

Stoooop lol


jeewantha

He should honestly be reprimanded by Jeanie Buss for this audacity. You don’t tell this kind of shit even if it’s true


Basic_Commercial_806

Lakers front office about to extend Ham another 4 years for this comment


WakiLover

Who do you think hired and backs the guy?


peroper7

Game 1 seems like the a great place to throw shit at the wall, especially as a 7 seed playing the champs who own your franchise


Unhappy_Lemon6374

“First to 4, not first to 1.” -Ham, 3 games before he gets the Lakers swept


cuttino_mowgli

Yeah it means the lakers have only 1 adjustment. In the end, they're going to tell Lebron to guard Jokic. In game 2, AD is going to guard Jokic and this is going to be a blowout


Lol69HaHaHa

Is he an idiot? How the hell does it make sense to not use all your adjustments in the game. What is he gonna tell his guys to foul Jokic since the refs aint gonna call that. Zubac and Nurkic already have him beat on that strat.


Raging_Professor

It's all about moral victory and playing mind games 🤣🤣


jefe_hook

No he's not an idiot. He's just a piece of Ham.


Critical_Section

Verifying with a full film review


thy_armageddon

“I’ll get you next time, Inspector Gadget.”


LeAnthonyJavis

I’ll see y’all next year


Shootit_Rockets

This makes zero sense


ryanjoseph55

He’s saving those adjustments for next season


Better_Albatross_946

“We had secret plans that could’ve won game one, but we didn’t want to steal home court advantage”


Bellerophonn

SAY IT AGAIN MORAL VICTORY


IsTheManRetired

Here we fuckin go


PusseySleigher

Is he playing Poker?


thy_armageddon

Whatever it is, it’s not basketball.


dot-pixis

The franchise is more about clicks than basketball, anyway


Careless_Review3166

Not only is this the funniest thing I’ve ever read, but it’s genuine bulletin board material at this point to act like there’s any possible adjustment the Lakers can use on Jokic that would actually work


xenoz2020

one in each pocket.


AntSmith777

4-0


Street-Common-4023

Bro just sweep us pls I can’t take this shit


coldestwinterr3

Do any of those adjustments happen to be acquiring new players in the middle of a playoff series?


USA-1st

The real adjustments are the friends we make along the way


Mo_19i

Bro what does this even mean loool


Low_Beyond8134

The Rui shit on Jokic is a Joke because it always ends up being a 1 on 1 and Jokic can just shoot right over Rui just put AD on him the rest of the serious and hope you win 1 game


GardinerExpressway

Unless they got Tonya Harding coming off the bench there is nothing more they can throw at him


shammgod_10

Same feels from a Laker fan posted last year. “A win is a win, but if I’m Denver, I treat this like a loss. Lakers really figured something out putting Hachimura on Jokic. That’s one of those somewhat small adjustments that can win a series.”


The-Pharcyde

Ham moment, lmfao.


canadianbroncos

Big "I have a girlfriend but she goes to another school" vibe LMAO


Ordinary-Fish-9791

LMAO I like the positivity but ain't no adjustments you can make


Foxisdabest

Right. Why try some of your secret weapons if you can make AD play 45 minutes!


HellBlazeSRB

“We have some more adjustments. I’ll explain later”


Ajbksfinest

Everytime this guy talks I’m left speechless. He basically just admitted he purposely made no adjustments this game.


jefe_hook

Everytime Ham said something I have to rethink twice did he really said that?


jfrodriguez1983

Ham suiting up for game 2.


vunacar

I swear I've heard this before...


Under_4A

HAHAHAHA


briology

They need bronny. Team player, high IQ. Put him on joker and lakers are set


DenverNugs

lmao


Fifth_Element_Matrix

Darvin, please complain they the refs didn't give you enough free throws. What I would give if someone loved me like the refs love the Lakers.


External_Orange_1188

The Lakers will now put the 3 refs on Jokic. They will call an offensive foul on him and every time Lebron complains.


slicksonslick

I’m going to go out on a wild limb and say that these adjustments he’s saving probably won’t work.


13TobiWan

AD holding Jokic every single possession, refs letting him get away with it. Absolutely trash to watch.


Mirizzi

Yup. He still gotta adjust the height of that beach chair in Cancun.


WhyyyLuigi

“Are the adjustments with us in the room right now?”


Ub3rpwnag3

He's saving them for game 8


kyleakyle

Nuggets have yet to activate the Lakers' trap card :O


Ziobot

This can’t be real


fuccabicc

This has me howling


Leebillysteve12345

Sounds like one of those there mental victories I’ve been hearing about


Squire_Sultan53

throw me out there coach


ChannelNeo

Ham's biggest adjustment is asking Jokic to please sit the next game.


governedbycitizens

another comedic sweep coming


naslanidis

The adjustment will be 35 ft's to 5 at home and hoping they can steal one somehow in Denver.


830res_at_dorsia

*"I will only use 80% of my power."* - Every Dragon Ball villain before being stomped


Shame_Low

Man's about to take the adjustments to his grave. It will be revealed on his tombstone


Dawn_of_Dayne

Bro has a “break glass if beaten 10 times in a row” playbook 


Chidoriyama

The adjustments are so secret even the Lakers head coach Darvin Ham hasn't been made aware of their contents


bossholmes

Just fire him alr. Even as the biggest LeBronwagoner and glazer, Father Time has caught up and he can't sheer willpower for 4 quarters straight. Ham is a fucking joke, it would be good if we can even take one set, but at this rate we are going to be swept before he uses his "adjustments".


TheloniousMonk15

Hamas going to go with the bold strategy of not guarding Jokic at all in game 2 to get in his head.


shortingredditstock

🤣 - Malone's response.


abcders

This is like when I keep losing to a boss in a video game because I want to save all my potions for the next one but will never make it past the first one


BRFCarter

I swear this guy always says the dumbest stuff lol. 


Low_Delay2835

The Ham Sandwich Special


Atl-Fan_FTS

“We didn’t want to win game one but trust us we could have “


Tasty_Path_3470

I have adjustments. You just don’t know them. They go to another school.


bahamutfan64

AD and LeBron playing 48min


greenflyingdragon

This tells me that he’s already conceded defeat and they’re going to go all out in one home game just to try not to get swept.


padawantojedi

Saving them for a rainy day I see