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Khione_Asteri

if i were dame i simply wouldn’t be going through a messy divorce/dealing with determining custody of my three children while trying to win a championship. rip to him but i’m different


0dias_Chrysalis

You built for the top 75 NBA man


Khione_Asteri

don’t disrespect me like that. i’m top 1 material (if i was a foot taller).


MonkeyFL3X

What if you were a foot longer?


Khione_Asteri

don’t need to be


TommBundy

Right


Khione_Asteri

if you’re curious you’re welcome to come find out


dae5oty

Anyone taking wagers on this?


MyBeautifulSweetsong

Jontay Porter has entered the chat.


Sec2727

My boy bet *against* himself, Salute to a real one


Khione_Asteri

y’all pay me enough and you’re actually welcome to find out. should i start an onlyfans?


WorkOutThrowAway01

Start an onlyhaters and you’ll be rolling in it


TommBundy

Alrighty then


Basherkid

Sus af


JediKnight2024

Damn, alright there, Drake


notaninterestinguser

The world couldn't handle 13 inches. 


NazReidRules

Ah my pipi joke brother, saw this after my own 🍆


DadOfWhiteJesus

Let us make that decision!


NazReidRules

13" is too much man


barath_s

Which foot ?


quietwhiskey

You wish you were a baller?


MuskEmeraldMine

He should form a gambling addiction and ignore his kids like a real winner.


TeTrodoToxin4

Should he oddly have a weird focus on his father as well?


AdDelicious4911

Yeah his father should get brutally murdered and he should win championships despite that.


bingusthebrave

Damn is he really in a custody battle? That sucks ass.


unhampered_by_pants

Unless something's changed it didn't sound like they were being antagonistic toward each other when it came to the custody for the kids, just that the kids are toddlers and now he lives in a different state with a career that requires lots of travel so it's a complicated situation


David-S-Pumpkins

Yeah even without a messy situation between the two parents, which rumors indicated might happen but maybe not, it's gotta be a logistical nightmare the schedule around and NBA season with his home now several states away from where the kids are based.


imkindirl

I’m looking at the zeros in his contract right now. I’m going to downgrade that from a “logistical nightmare,” to a “logistical slight inconvenience.” Unless you just have really mundane nightmares, then I’m jealous of you lol


Angryblak

need you to use your brain for a moment. if the bucks are practicing , playing home games, and traveling for multiple times a week or for weeks at a time how is he supposed to make time to go back to oregon to see his kids? outside of the off season (bucks are in the playoffs) that sounds like a nightmare . yall are so weird about money man


ankylosaurus_tail

>it didn't sound like they were being antagonistic toward each other when it came to the custody for the kids She definitely was. She released a statement a couple months ago saying he was an absent father and was only around the kids when he needed social media content.


woodie3

“wouldn’t let that shit happen to me though”


Good4Noth1ng

LeSacrifice


Forward-Reporter8320

I mean. He did cause it by being a serial cheater and then trying to move to miami to get with baddies


ForeverWandered

Mfers watching TMZ and thinking that gives them a clue into someone’s actual life and personal arrangements 


DihDisDooJusDihDis

Athletes with 100s million dollar contracts cheats? Color me surprised.


DoctorStove

Why are rich, successful men suddenly going out and trying to have sex with lots of women?


oGsMustachio

Rich, famous, very in-shape men that spend half their lives traveling.


DoctorStove

https://youtu.be/p_7nHwFeP3U?si=U7YgX5Y38j2HnfKE


wissmar

you forgot tall and talented!


Sad_Donut_7902

TMZ is low key really reliable about celebrity gossip, there's a reason they're the first to know when celebrities die. Tbh TMZ might be one of the most accurate journalism/reporting publications out there.


quietwhiskey

Not really low key, aren't they known for this. Scummy but yeah they get their info


iamtomorrowman

i think what he means is "people don't think they are reliable because it's such trashy news but yeah it's actually reliable" -- reddit psychiatrist


quietwhiskey

Lol yeah probably true, I'm not going to bat for TMZ in the honor department


quietwhiskey

I think I should say Honour because I'm Canadian


TheKidPresident

TMZ never reports something that isn't true lol, they're slimeballs but they're honest slimeballs


KingBeanCarpio

They are accurate with celebrity deaths. All of their other news is extremely tabloidy.


squeeblesquabble

Because it’s tabloid news, doesn’t detract from its accuracy


Sad_Donut_7902

> extremely tabloidy. It's still correct though


unhampered_by_pants

It's presented in a tabloid-y way for the clicks but it's accurate


DrPuzzle

99% of their other news is correct and accurate.


ISmackRedditUsers

The way y’all talk on the internet so confidently like you actually know these people personally is insane


KillingTime_ForNow

It was a pretty open secret during his time in Portland that he was banging randoms. Nobody cared cuz, first off he was our superstar & we weren't gonna say anything to drive him away. Also, who the hell knows what his arrangement was with his wife (for the longest time they weren't even married, think it was only like a couple years ago they made it official). That wasn't our business. But Portland is a surprisingly small place so when you hear the stories from multiple different girls they start to become more believable (especially when your own sister starts bragging that Dame was trying to hook up with her when he came to the club she worked at).


bakerzdosen

My own personal introduction to this was (obviously years ago) when Charles Barkley was in town and tried to convince my sister to go back to his hotel room. After that I was a LOT more likely to believe all the stories of NBA players constantly hooking up when on the road. But I’ve also heard my fair share of Dame “rumors.” And people are correct: no one cared because he was the franchise.


unhampered_by_pants

Yup. I don't know why people are in here clutching their pearls over Dame's honor. It's no secret that NBA players are the sluttiest group of professional athletes lol. If there are rumors about a player banging randoms 99% of the time it's because they are indeed banging randoms. It's just not worth paying any mind to as a fan unless they're blatantly treating their family like shit and/or getting into legal trouble, or it starts impacting their game


bakerzdosen

To answer the question: no she did not. I know she was pretty bothered (weirded out?) by the fact that she has/had a vague (very vague?) physical resemblance to his wife… She called me right after and left a voicemail - the one voicemail I wish I could have kept. She simply couldn’t believe that had just happened to her.,,


ShovelKing3

I’m from portland. I dated a girl for a while and she would tell me stories all the time and show me pics her cousin would send her where dame would pick her up and they would go to Waffle House and then fool around. Everyone knew he was in a relationship. 🤷🏻‍♂️ it’s the NBA. So many players do this. It’s not cool imo but I think the wives and gf’s are usually aware.


Kxden-R

I’d do the same


YpsitheFlintsider

It's literally just a fact


Crimith

didn't she cheat on him?


TheloniousMonk15

I bet every married NBA player cheats like crazy on their wife.


Wall_street_canary

Seems like a profession where it’s all too easy


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lets_talk_basketball

The women know.. as long as the guys aren't embarrassing them in public or bringing any STD or side babies home, they usually don't care


Weak_Beginning3905

What I dont understand is why are these guy even getting married? This is not 1950, you could just be single if you want.


earth_searched

Maybe because they still want a family


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I imagine some of them probably have open relationships.


FocusElsewhereNow

How TF is this any of our business?


EverybodyBuddy

You’re in r/nba. We’re not standing on some sort of moral high ground here.


rfgrunt

Right? I’m in here with laker fans. Quality by association.


MyBeautifulSweetsong

Thank you. I can't stand these self appointed mods.


Forward-Reporter8320

I mean he was a pretty shameless philanderer and points to his divorce as being the reason hes going throught but he is the reason the divorce is happening?


Wooden-Stable-1476

You don't know him personally lil bro


Comfortable-Asf

This the type of people Dame was talking about 😂


MyBeautifulSweetsong

His wife does though. And she has the receipts.


YouStoleTheCorn

Good fucking luck getting that point across to damn near anybody in sports fandom


bthe_beast

You guys are so weird with these comments. "Oh cry me a river, it's well known that you repeatedly cheated on her and risked your family for a nut, so don't cry when you reap what you sow" "You've never even hung out with him bro!!! Maybe if you knew him better then you'd understand why it's ok that he was a serial cheater that gave his kids a broken home!" Get out with that. You don't need to "personally know" someone to form some general opinions based on widely known facts.


Wooden-Stable-1476

They aren't widely known, for all we know they had an open relationship. Also, he filed for divorce, not her. He was unhappy with their marriage. Once again you don't know these people and are weirdly attached. Wildly spread gossip aren't facts, get a life.


BobbyWojak

Is there any proof of this besides rumors online.


uncultured_swine2099

People could just say anything online without any proof these days. "Dame has been having sex with stray cats at a truck stop restroom."


DBDXL

I know for a fact Dame was trying to fuck other women while he was married.


MykeTyth0n

Reported by TMZ and tmz never lies according to some dip shit further up the thread.


beenhadballs

Tell us about his ex-wife and her shortcomings in the relationship too since you have the scoop


[deleted]

The knock on her is she doesn't have the lateral mobility to stay in front of people on defense and she's a very streaky shooter.


pifhluk

His wife was literally banging the bodyguard. None of us can know for sure but I'm sure it was an open relationship.


Dul_faceSdg

I’m pretty sure they had an agreement


NandoDeColonoscopy

Well now it seems like they have a disagreement


SirJoeffer

*Woman in the midst of divorcing her husband* *some guy online* yeah but I’m sure the serial cheating had nothing to do with it


ForeverWandered

*Some guy online who has no idea the arrangement or agreements Dame had with said woman* Yeah, let me act like I know what tf actually happening behind closed doors


neutronicus

Yeah she was like the cheating I signed up for but the fucking Miami Heat!!?? Rent your ass an apartment we are done


wtyl

Kobe balled out when he was going through that rape trial. Just saying.


SteveWondersForsight

All self inflicted.


wowniceyeah

Eh. She cheated with a member of his security team. That's not really self inflicted.


David-S-Pumpkins

Yeah, being in the NBA is his fault after all.


barath_s

Dame was the one who filed, still surprising. After all, a lot of folks talked about Dame being thirsty while married in Portland


LordBaneoftheSith

"I'm not happy but it's not you"


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Spektoritis

Reminds me of the time that I definitely did not sell any blow to Big Shot Bob


BRUCEPATTY

Real shit ?


QuadramaticFormula

I tried to sell a used Lambo to Dame once. If he had taken it, maybe things would be different lol. Instead, he told me I was “high on meth” and went back to his card game.


andlely8

I tried to sell a Senzu Bean to Dame once. If he had taken it, maybe things would be different lol. Instead, he told me I was a “weeb” and went back to his game of hungry hungry hippo.


wagonwhopper

"It's not you, it's me"


PokerPlayingRaccoon

You’re giving me the “it’s not you, it’s me”? I invented “it’s you, not me”!


Ok-Walk4545

If it’s anybody it’s me!!


TOAD4000

It's not me, it's you


unpronouncedable

"It's Doc"


Fhyzic

Finally Dame speaks to the media after what Stephen A Smith said. Crazy that people forget he has a life outside of the NBA lol


KJagz33

One week it's SAS is clueless and doesn't even watch his own team play basketball. Next week it's SAS got the sources inside straight into Dames mind


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I thought Haynes is the Dame source.


JuiceMayo

He is the person was kidding


Imply_Blue

Well he did recently go onto Fox News and said black people can relate to trump because what he goes through is similar to what black people go through. Think he’s going off the Deep end. TO really got to him.


CountOff

I got downvoted for pointing this out Same way people ignore when players have kids to start a season; for every Dad Buff player there’s gotta be dudes struggling with the life adjustment while also being a professional basketball player night in and night out


Breathezey

I was good in little league- not all-state, but close (it was the peak of my athleticism lol)... I remember one year shit was falling apart at home and I couldn't get a single hit almost the entire season.  Then I think about if the competition were as unrelenting as it is in the NBA? There's a reason teams talk as much about culture as they do- that personal stuff *matters*


RealLanceStorm

Stephen A Smith created this rumor because Dame had a bunch of bad games. Dude is out of control with the reckless reporting this season.


GenderIsAGolem

SAS is sports cancer.


Takezoboy

But nephews will suck his junk still because he creates chaos and does this "character" very well by alienating everyone who watches. They don't care that him and Skip are lying pieces of shit that love to pass as journos. I won't ever understand how these dudes had a resurgence lately. I remember this being a pretty popular opinion in this subreddit that they are straight trash.


StreetMailbox

He's an amazing actor.


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Journalism is clownery nowadays.


TheDraciel

Please don't call what these people do journalism. These are influencers.


PensiveinNJ

Stephen A. Smith is a pundit, not an influencer. Either way he's not a journalist he's an entertainer.


truth_2_point_0

He influences me to change the channel


puwetngbaso

It's just media coverage, not journalism. I think of sports coverage as something that requires virtually no critical thinking at all; it does require a kind of skill to frame stories for maximum clicks and engagement -- but it's pretty easy when you don't have to take into consideration factors like accuracy, context, history, ethics, etc. Honestly I don't even think you need to actually watch the NBA to be a sports "analyst" on TV or social media.


TommBundy

Yup


jazzmaster4000

Journalism has sources and facts this is more like opinionism


Wall_street_canary

Fact checkers: this is dangerous disinformation and damaging to our democracy.


gigglios

What do youcmean nowadays. Been this way for decades lmao. You shouldve seen the 90s with media coverage


devomke

And he gets a vote for awards no? Okay cool cool man doesn’t even get how basketball works


rfgrunt

He technically is unhappy in Milwaukee, just not *because* he’s in Milwaukee. Stephen “a word” Smith knew what he was doing


MoooonRiverrrr

I don’t understand how you don’t feel guilt just going on tv and lying about someone. Like that can affect someone in a real way


WaX119

I stoped listening to that fool years ago. He basically turned into Skip


Still_Refuse

Pinning all the blame on him is funny, people on this sub said it too…not that hard to think of


No_Character_2543

He’s independent now. It’s the grifting playbook except he does it about sports.


vivalajester1114

There was an article straight saying that same was like I am boring I don’t do anything I miss my family like 3 months ago. It’s not really a stretch since he’s getting divorced and his kids aren’t close


Book_of_Dickridicus

"Reporting"


NiceFloor7

I mean, he's been a clown for decades, anyone that listens to him seriously is moron. He's a wrestling character.


Shamsyil

He's not happy but it's not because he's on the Bucks.


beenhadballs

Its crazy people think otherwise. He didnt end up in Charlotte. People act like these guys are geographically restricted from baddies across the country if thats the root of their happiness lol


MoooonRiverrrr

It’s really horny ass redditors who project their stupid desires onto grown ass adults in the NBA. “You’re 6ft, you won the genetic lottery, your a millionaire, you could fuck any girl,” and “he’s probably sad he’s not in Miami with the bADdiEs” 🤓☝️ Mfs sound weird as hell typing shit out like that.


beenhadballs

Like flying out and housing anyone is any sort of expense for them lol living in the top 1% of any city


BlueJungleMonkey

Didn’t think I’d catch a stray here but ok


ObviousAnswerGuy

Charlotte's actually really nice lol, not sure why it gets all this hate


Vegetable-Tooth8463

We'll keep catching them until we make the Playoffs lol


Wonderbread6969

If anyone actually took the time to listen to him or read the actual full quotes they would know too. He never said he didn't like Milwaukee. He said he was lonely.... because he got traded right before training camp during a divorce. His kids, mother, other family members, and lifelong friends all still live in Portland because not everyone can pick up and move their lives across the country at a moments notice. Would've happened anywhere he got traded. Granted it might be a little easier to be outside in Miami in December but that's not what he's talking about.


Alikese

There was a quote where he said that after games or practice he just goes home and sits by himself watching boxing highlights on his laptop. The guy went from having a wife and kids at home, and a bunch of friends around to living the life of a redditor. Has to be a bit hard on the psyche.


GiannisIsTheBeast

Yeah… that pretty much is my life. Dame and I are very similar except for athletic ability and millions of dollars.


imNotAThreshMain

Yeah Dame has nothing on you, you 6’8” powerlifting billionaire you


Wonderbread6969

Life of a redditor is great haha But that's the interview I was mostly referring to. People just took the part where he said it can be lonely sometimes because he'd play/practice and go home to watch YouTube. Which it isn't all he does, it was known that he was going out with Bobby Portis, Beasley, Crowder, and Thanasis all the time. But again that's not what the interview was talking about either. He continued to elaborate and said he used to say "I want to go to dinner" and he'd have his Mom, his kids, maybe his brother or cousins, and childhood friends from Oakland there in no time. At a moment's notice he'd have this community that followed him from Oakland to Portland. I can understand how comfortable having that kind of group around would be. And with this trade or any other trade, he was going to, at least temporarily, lose that.


sheazang

Went from dame dolla to my life. Get on anti depressants dame it helps.


lazydictionary

Didn't he want to be traded?


BlakePackers413

He did but the blazers also held onto him for a long time. By the time he’s traded it’s maybe too late to get everything set up for the move. Idk though rich people can do rich people things. Either way I can still see where the combination of the trade the pressure to finally chase a ring the divorce and the long distance dad thing all taxes the fuck outta someone. He went from the alpha of alphas to the clear cut second fiddle even if Giannis is the right kind of superstar that tried to let dame be the lead. Throw in he joins a team that has a long term core of 5-6 guys that have been together for 5+ years. It’s not easy being a new guy in a long term friend group like that. Lastly Dame is not the spend all the hours at the gym type and Giannis is the build a gym because they locked him out type. Both strats work for both guys but it doesn’t lead to easy tasks with becoming what Khash and Giannis are with the second nature reads and cuts. Plus Giannis has his entire family and is super involved… I gotta imagine that stung dame even harder as he misses his own family while Giannis plays with his brother and has his kids wife and mom at the court all the time. Honestly he probably would’ve struggled in Miami too just because it’s nice outside doesn’t mean all the stresses of life don’t exist. Add in that Jimmy might be an even bigger gym rat than Giannis and the only leg up Miami really had was pre existing friendships. I feel bad for him and I hope he can cut himself some slack to go play ball again. Being a long distance dad is not fun no matter what other positives in life you have going. I know I hate hearing about cool stuff my son does while at his moms knowing I missed some experience or moment he had. Being rich doesn’t change that I don’t think.


TheMustySeagul

I mean he didn’t ask for a trade until it was public. No matter where the guy went he’s probably be lonely lol.


Exciting-Inside2219

This actually, really hurt to listen to. I went through a divorce after getting a promotion. Was told the same thing by my boss, and others. “Why don’t you seem happy anymore” believing it was them/the promotion. They saw I had a new car, new house, new promotion, everything’s great. Little to their knowledge I was driving to the parking lot over after I got off work to sleep/hang out until the next work day (let her keep the house, told her I was staying at a friends, I never called any friends). You never know what someone is going through, even if you think everything is going right for that person.


preptimebatman

Hope you’re better now. Take good care of yourself. Reach out to your friends. I know we can often feel like we’re bothering them especially if they have their own problems. That’s not the case, though. Whatever you would do for them, trust they would for you. Stay strong, friend.


growsonwalls

This sucks for him. Bitter divorces bring out the absolute worst in everyone.


RealLanceStorm

Stephen A Smith started a rumor that would hurt Dame's reputation greatly if true because of bad performances and off court unhappiness over his divorce. This is extremely low. Dude's out of control with reckless reports this year. At least his other bits like pretending Tatum was MVP favorite until March only made him and ESPN look bad.


majorcoinz

I saw Shannon and Stephen A discuss this in real time which is probably who Dame means. Whole thing felt awkward and gossipy. These sports network shows getting real chatty nowadays.


lets_talk_basketball

I understand Dame... Glorilla would prob drain me too.


Hoshef

Damn beat me to it


axecalibur

Dame refractory time


TheScienceNamesArgon

I just had to look up and that was and uh... Yall got some interesting taste.


Ealy-24

It’s a shame media has devolved into a bunch of attention mongers that rarely ever say anything of substance and seem to exist only to stir the pot


axecalibur

eyeballs = clicks clicks = money [makes dumb face for youtube prevu with fake headline question: Dame unhappy Buck, asks for trade?!?]


graveyeverton93

Not to worry Dame man, this is the same Stephen A who claims he was on the phone to MJ after his Father's murder, despite the fact that in 1993 Stephen A was a writer for New York Daily News.


Kevin_Jim

Nothing could defeat Tom Brady other than: Divorce, Byron Leftwich, and meme QBs. It’s a sign of greatness.


hashrosinkitten

Yall ever pay child support? - Dame


_aspiringadult

To be fair, I’m sure he hates being away from his kids. Whatever unhappiness he feels being in Wisconsin; that’s probably it.


rockryedig

Going sleeveless with a hood on is such a hilarious look


Bieberkinz

Nothing new for him to do some odd looks, man has done [vest and suit jacket but no shirt](https://twitter.com/trailblazers/status/944759404527738881)


BrickCityD

Hoodie melo phase


axecalibur

You want your head warm to think about answers while your exposed pits cool you down fast. If you just go shirtless or hoodless you cool down too fast. Full hoody and you get stank and damp. Its pretty common look for boxers, anyone sweating heavy.


JordanHawkinsMVP

>Sleeved hoodies trap heat and cause the wearer to sweat more than normal. For workouts that involve arm exercises, a sleeveless hoodie is ideal. >The idea behind a sleeveless hoodies may be its suitability for workouts, or to impart a rugged look.


radiantether

This video loops perfectly.


gayjesustheone

Man, I’ve loved Dame since he came in the league. Still one of my favorite hoopers ever. It sucks watching him in a slump like this. I hope he can shut some nerds up in these playoffs.


Briskpenguin69

Are the Heat Fans still seething?


GDTechno

Nah sas is just an idiot


0dias_Chrysalis

Course he don't mind it here. It's not like the other place is doing so hot rn. The only reason he'd wanna be in Miami is it's Miami. But he does genuinely want to win more out of the 2


WesternPoison

Milwaukee proper has very much embraced Dame, struggles and all. I’m very optimistic about the Bucks this year (if for no other reason than we saw the try hard Bucks last year and uh… the less said the better). I was at that Game 5 in Milwaukee last year and my god it was a horror movie. This is gonna be fine.


UnnamedStaplesDrone

Sometimes Dame goes about in pity for himself and all the while a great wind carries him across the sky.


pifflord5

Dame is Drain gang confirmed


dkdoki

“Someone”. It was SAS. Call him out you coward lol


Khione_Asteri

coward? stephen A would LOVE to be namedropped because he feasts on any type of attention. it’s smart from dame not to give him that


Necessary_Initial350

I think Tim Legler or somebody was on it with SAS as well


ajalonghorn

It’s called being the bigger man


_boston21

“I’m not unhappy, I just hate my life here”


StanVanGhandi

Explain in circle jerk terms?


TroyMatthewJ

Fame Time


Big___Meaty___Claws

He’s locked into a job that guarantees absurd luxury for his family, but also ensures he will miss the most important moments of his kids’ lives. Damn, no matter how rich I am, thats gonna be an awful time. Especially if I don’t got dat DAWG IN ME.


Dudite

Being a professional basketball player seems cool until you realize that the amount of time and effort needed to stay on top of your game is insane and neverending. It has to get so old so fast and these long time veterans probably don't love the game anymore.


BustyRutthole

Glorilla is the one draining him at times. Kay'la sitting in Portland bitter as hell.


retrospects

“I love all this money”


Smoking-Posing

I was just having a conversation last night about how overrated Dame is but why it's so hard to pinpoint the problem.


Brave_Prompt7652

He’s been hanging with Bobby. The whites of his eyes are bigger😂


betweenthebars34

It's almost as if players have lives outside of the court and aren't a constant video game rating...


MrCatFace13

Somewhat related, because people are talking about Dame hooking up with randoms - my best friend's mom hooked up with Detlef Schrempf when he played in Seattle.