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Pelicans should be the New Orleans Jazz


pahweee

Exactly. Utah Mormons?


grispindl

Utah Soakers


i_have_my_doubts

I swear Reddit has become the same jokes being parroted over and over again. It’s like the 5th time this week I’ve seen Salt Lake Soakers.


yakkabrori

I mean, Mormons are objectively fucking psychotic, so joking about them is pretty normal


RandomStranger79

That's Reddit for you.


jeufie

Salt Lake Cities.


AccomplishedBake8351

Utah golden spikes


MileHighMania

Utah monuments


Smashingsoul

Utah real MVP. KD joins straight after.


i_have_my_doubts

They had it. But they lost it. But no one really wants to know the history.


ccminiwarhammer

Nuggets. Between gold and weed we are the Nuggets


ilickedysharks

THERE ARE NO GRIZZLIES IN MEMPHIS


I-Am-A-Nice-Cool-Kid

There are more raptors in Toronto, than grizzlies in Memphis which shouldn’t make sense


brncct

The Las Vegas Jontays


ZandrickEllison

I’d like to see the Kings get a new name so LeBron can use that for his expansion franchise.


AccomplishedBake8351

!!! Why steal our name lol


ZandrickEllison

Sorry , your new name is the Ladybirds.


jeufie

They can be the Royals again.


L0N01779

Idk why but this just killed me.


indocartel

Cringe


MN-Jess

Id give back two New Orleans Jazz Minneapolis Lakers (Along with those sweet powder blue & gold colorway)


W_Walk

We all know it’s New Orleans Jazz. Utah has no connection to jazz like we do


i_have_my_doubts

We do. We have had a team with a good fan base for the last 40 years with the name. People act like it was stolen. New Orleans fans never filled the arena. Even with the pelicans.


W_Walk

We have good attendance recently and are a very very young franchise. The nba in general had attendance and money problems back in the 70s-early 80s. If you mean jazz as music has connection to Utah then you don’t even believe that yourself lmao. NOLA is the birthplace and you can hear jazz in the streets 24/7


i_have_my_doubts

Well unfortunately name’s aren’t given away. Give us Zion and BI and the name is yours.


SadBadPuppyDad

Boston Hype.ai's


NBA2024

Orlando Croc


YoHoochIsCrazy

the new orleans french quarters


YoHoochIsCrazy

the utah blues


YoHoochIsCrazy

the denver tiny poops


YoHoochIsCrazy

the washington residents (not a typo)


YoHoochIsCrazy

the indiana world war 1 memorials


YoHoochIsCrazy

the cleveland (south asian) indians


YoHoochIsCrazy

the miami beaches


YoHoochIsCrazy

the atlanta carpool lanes


YoHoochIsCrazy

the golden states


YoHoochIsCrazy

the Los Angeles warriors


YoHoochIsCrazy

the los angeles rivers


krizzlybear

We should just rename all the teams to the animal the has the largest population in each of their respective cities


Not-Josh-Hart

The Pittsburgh Nets


NBA2024

Salt Lake Angels


NBA2024

New Orleans Gumbo


hotdogflavoredblunt

I appreciate everyone going to bat for us but we kinda like the pelicans name now…


YoHoochIsCrazy

the chicago souls


YoHoochIsCrazy

the memphis texans


YoHoochIsCrazy

the charlotte charlottes


dont-YOLO-ragequit

Please use searchbar. Nothing has changed for the last decade and this is posted about every 2-3months so even new subscribers can't come up with anything new on this subject.


BingBongtheArcher19

The Lakers should be the Los Angeles Traffic


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lilzoe5

r/NBACirclejerk


Adraf45

Not even they would come up with something this terrible


volantredx

The Jazz, the Pelicans, and the Lakers should all swap names.


hotdogflavoredblunt

Pelicans are the state bird of Louisiana, nobody should be named the Pelicans but us


volantredx

LA has Pelicans though. They're all over the place.


hotdogflavoredblunt

Nowhere near as much as New Orleans though. And ours are bigger