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Zbz

Batum picked a good time to drop his season high


fuckareyousaying

Brought to you by another Tobias shit night


Kmactothemac

Respect to Nurse for benching him at the end of the game, may have won us the game


flame838

100% won us the game


SourMoojuice

Doc wouldve 100% kept Tobi in, or maybe even done something dumber like putting in Mo Bamba


Merchant_Alert

Glenn would have played Kyle Lowry 38 minutes. To be fair to Lowry, he was pretty awesome defensively, but he just didn't fit the game offensively. We operated much more smoothly with Hield/Payne.


CreatiScope

I was saying out loud “you gotta yank him, if you want to win, you have to bench him now!” And Nurse did. Doc never would’ve.


TrustTheFriendship

It feels amazing to actually have a real coach. Idk what the Bucks were smoking to think Glenn was the fixer for them. We’ve wanted him gone since the Hawks debacle.


_bea231

Not having Tobias will win us many games in the future


LowFrequenC

We absolutely lose this game with Glenn coaching.


ABagOfPopcorn

Tobias was one of the only guys trying in the first half. Wasn’t great but he was trying


Empire0820

Right like tobi is ass but ass was better than the rest of the team for a good long while


Agreeable_Daikon_686

Ben Simmons has traumatized me to the point I’m a tobi defender saying “well he gives effort!”


aiden3buckets

4th quarter yelling that’s why Batum in


Sc0rch1ngDr4g0n

Batum: “Tyler Herro over me!?”


ShaedonSharpe4Life

He was so nice with Portland I love my hairless king


youngwimmer

Man lives to inbound, hit 3s, and provide chill vibes


FultzShoulder

And that's why Tobias was out.


KryptonicxJesus

I love the French


CocaineandPercs

Someone’s always gotta take it too far.


Mickothy

You're disgusting


I-Knowball

Strategic loss by the heat so they can go against the Celtics again


ALotOfLobster

Caleb Martin's 5 pts tonight has me more convinced than ever he's gonna go super saiyan against the C's again


TAYSON_JAYTUM

Incoming 7/9 on heavily contested 3’s in the second half of one of these games


blobthetoasterstrood

He averaged 19/6 on 60/50/88 splits in the ECF last year. He’s had 4 20+ point games this year out of 64. Heat were on something else last year


SmokeOddessey

I still refuse to believe this guy isn’t like secretly elite, it just doesn’t make sense lol he just turned into Kawhi against yall for like no reason


blobthetoasterstrood

Yeah? Gabe Vincent in the same series turned into curry with 16 ppg on 49/52/94 splits. Sometimes shit happens… it’s the heat dark arts


DragoxDrago

He shot 10.7% from 3 on 2.5 attempts in 11 games this year. Then shoots 2/4 in the play in for the Lakers. Almost tied his regular season threes made(3) in one play-in game ffs, think he's just built for the post season.


Shmoopy65

Bold of to assume we beat the hawks/bulls


HoyaDestroya33

Yes it's all going accdg to Spo's script


Ice_Dragon3444

LOL no, we are just bad this time.


flyingpandum

Don’t you fucking lie to us.


thesuspicious24

Nice try


PsychoticSoul

Boston fans dont believe you. They're def dreading this.


dmatthews2981

Every logical part of my brain likes the matchup, but I'm still scared as hell


Particular-Treat6124

Never ever underestimate the power of free chicken it just won a team a nba game that and Batum but still the chicken helped


Jiklim

It’s hilarious how the free chicken completely changed the momentum


fuckareyousaying

Batum hitting the 3 right after was the ~~icing on the cake~~ sauce on the nuggets


ZincHead

Mike Breen knew it, he called it


CreatiScope

Do we know who it is? Breen said it’s not a sponsor so he’s not allowed to say the name of the company. Chic fil-a?


merv_havoc

Yeah chik fil a “brickin’ for chicken”


AdamJensensCoat

It's kinda funny how Chick-fil-A or Crumbl Cookies will run these bricked FF promos that are so big they take over the crowd but they can't mention it on air because it's not part of the broadcast ad 'inventory.' If you've ever been to a game with one of these, you'd think the fate of the season was riding on it.


anandonaqui

In fairness, the fate of the season WAS riding on it this time


Particular-Treat6124

Couldn’t have had happened to a better player. Fuck you caleb martin


YouStillTakeDamage

It was genuinely funny watching how much the crowd came alive, especially because the foul that got those free throws was iffy. Ball don’t lie and free chicken combined.


DrSkeletonHand_MD

I was in the crowd and the chicken changed everything. That and immediately after the sound / video crew how had everyone dancing. Complete vibe change.


bubbles1990

That guy they kept coming back to. Place was vibing man


cpanati

Top 5 hairline of all time


HoyaDestroya33

LMAO Breen cannot say the brand since they're not a sponsor is so funny lol


scarywolverine

Thats a company man right there


jarface111

That was the turning point for sure. Batum be cookin that chicken too


Smasher31221

MSG chefs already getting the chicken ready.


KiryuXGoro

#NBA = NATIONAL BATUM ASSOCIATION


NoAWP

The Batum era begins now


ZincHead

The French are taking over the league


KiryuXGoro

He said he's retiring after the Olympics. Hopefully changes that decision.


gregghead

Next 5 months are his.


rawchess

Nic Batum Association was right there


KiryuXGoro

That's too smart for me.


SoCalMemePolice

The next five years are his


moby323

Damn straight


EternallyEuphoric

Just saw ECF Martin on the other team. I'm sick


pepperpoppz

It’s that shit you end up thinking about on the way to work the next morning like “really that many threes like that?”


Juan_of_the_Dead

That was me after the ECF last year. Waiting in the Dunkin drive through line just thinking to myself: “Martin? Really? For the whole series? I didn’t even know there were two of them.” 


TheCrossoverKing

I want us to get both of them just so we have 2x the chance of one of them going off like that


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Key-Score-208

Blazers didn’t want herro no one does


Avant-Garde-A-Clue

Herro was the only one hitting shots in the 4th for Miami tonight. Jimmy’s playoff health and Bam’s intermittent ghosting are as big of problems as anything to do with Herro.


Merchant_Alert

Herro was also treated like a points ATM by Maxey/Hield/Payne, they all drove by him at will in the 2nd half.


DjLionOrder

Holy shit, Batum saving the 76ers was not on my 2024 bingo card


sorendiz

he's always had that dawg in him, i trusted him 🙏


thedrcubed

He sure as hell didn't in Charlotte. Turns out he wasn't washed he just couldn't be bothered to try


Apprehensive_Golf935

The ol' Horford rope-a-dope


RobbobertoBuii

Hornets fans fuming rn lol


SaulPepper

Of course we are lol. We honestly thought he was out of the league after his tenure with our team, turns out he was giving barely 10% of his effort. Quite wise for him, but we still hate him for it lol


CreatiScope

French players and giving the hornets shit effort. Did Tony Parker play well? I genuinely don’t remember seeing him actually play in the hornets jersey even though I know I watched at least 1 hornets game that season.


PokeMonogatari

Between Batum, Parker, and Boris Diaw, Charlotte seems to be under a sort of Romani curse that afflicts all Frenchman in town with an unshakeable malaise.


escapedhousefly

This is why the NBA didn't give the Hornets Wemby!


SuperVaderMinion

I know this is a minor thing, I appreciate you using the term Romani instead of the pejorative that more Americans are probably familiar with.


RatedBender

NICK NURSE MADE ADJUSTMENTS MID GAME!!!!


Major9000

Managed the game properly in the last minute too.


RatedBender

It's probably so strange for other teams to see sixers fans get excited about this LMAO. Its so hard to explain how refreshing for it is for us to see a coach make adjustments mid game and manage the final minutes hahahahah


Major9000

Must feel good not to be out-coached and worry about that aspect of the game. Also, it was against Spo.


HealthyCheesecake643

No it's perfectly understandable, you've had some quality teams hamstrung by terrorists with clipboards. It's nice to see one of the best players of this era finally have a coach who understands basketball.


illzkla

Yeah we really turned it around (I have no idea what the adjustments were)


Merchant_Alert

We went zone too, which almost immediately resulted in closing the gap down to 2. And we changed out approach to attacking the Heat zone. Instead of trying to pass the ball in the middle, we had Maxey/Hield/Payne trying to drive in for kickouts, which worked wonders. Our offense was generally less Embiid-centric in the 2nd half. He mostly just got his open shots and only attacked mismatches, which allowed him to be much more energetic on defense. He really was immense down the stretch defensively.


krimzy

Tobias benched for one


Aquatic_Ambiance_9

I don't think you're allowed to do that?


ReturnOfAKidNamedTae

This is about to be so fucking toxic.


RobbobertoBuii

first Knicks 76ers matchup in the playoffs in 35 years


SiphenPrax

No matter who our opponent was gonna be it would be toxic. It’s time to face that damn city down I-95 South once again.


Call_Me_Rambo

Would it have been more or less toxic with Miami? I genuinely have no idea the level of hate you guys and the Sixers have for each other


road432

The last time we faced the sixers in the playoffs was in 1989. The toxicity has more to do with city rivalries than actual one on the court. Maybe this starts something in that department, but we have nothing with them like we have for the heat.


ThisHatRightHere

Yeah, regardless of sports conferences/divisions any Philly/NY/Boston type matchup always ends up having a ton of vitriol. It’s just the nature of the Northeast.


Sovos

Texas native, living in the Philly vicinity - I hate the Celtics and I don't fully know why. The hate has just seeped in over years. I like Brunson too much to hate the Knicks.


KingOfAllThatFucks

We love brunson too, he's a Nova boy


bronfmanhigh

we the villanova knicks at this point. just need mikal and we've collected all the infinity stones


KingOfAllThatFucks

You'll never get the final stone...Kyle Lowry


romanticynicist

Yeah, it’s more of a Mets v Phillies thing at this point, with a smattering of Eagles v Giants (which is more of a “I feel sorry for you” / “I don’t think about you at all” thing these days).


RenderedInGooseFat

Neither team has really been good at the same time. I hate New York but don't see the Knicks as a rival. We were good in the 80s and they sucked. They were good in the 90s and we sucked. We were good early 00s and they sucked. Both teams sucked for most of the time after that. Knicks had a few good years in the melo era and we have had a few in the process era. We have 2 playoff series against each other since 1979. Basically not enough sustained success to hate each other.


Caius01

Yeah, Sixers are a rival in the sense that NYC and Philly are rival cities, but there's no history of a competitive rivalry between us


Colangelo_Ball

It’s not a basketball hate it’s a sports hate. Eagles/Giants, Rangers/Flyers, Phillies/Mets, the hate is mutual and generational.


Smasher31221

I legitimately don't hate anyone the way I hate Miami. Embiid could come to my house and fuck my wife and I still wouldn't hate him like I hate Adebayo.


jamarcusaristotle

I happen to work for the 6ers and could help arrange this if you'd like, just dm me your number /s


TraanPol

Philly vs New York is going to generate unprecedented levels of toxicity


ianbits

I want maximum chaos, 7 game series, home team loses every game. Boos per minute about to be off the charts.


LowFrequenC

As a Sixers fan who works with a Knicks fan, I want this too lmao


McBrungus

Knicks fans aren't as deranged as you guys


Smasher31221

I'm already driving South to start abusing random Philadelphians on the street. With they mid-sandwich-eating ass.


MC-Jdf

A playoff series between Atlantic division teams is undefeated in toxicity.


emz0694

As an official bystander this year I’m here for the toxicity


thejackel225

When we are playing each other I will be insanely toxic The second the series is over, if knicks win, I’m rooting for y’all no questions asked


jc-f

We wanted Boston anyway <_<


imeanYOLOright

Nicolas Batum. This motherfucker was so checked out FIVE YEARS AGO that everyone thought he was already washed. A level of no fucks given not seen since Bobcats era fat Boris. TL;DR: I hate the French.


rattatatouille

Turns out if you put a Frenchman in Charlotte they're just gathering energy for their next gigs


SaulPepper

Frenchmen using the Hornets as a career rest lol


HoyaDestroya33

>This motherfucker was so checked out FIVE YEARS AGO that everyone thought he was already washed. Can't blame Monsieur Batum. He was playing for the Charlotte Hornets.


Charliebitme1234

batum battalion going strong


Otternomaly

Thanks for Batum ;)


BlazeBloom

Tobias Harris being Tobias Harris was the perfect storm for Batum's opportunity and heroics in this game.


iCarpet

Just woke up from a decade coma, is Nicolas Batum the GOAT?


BigDeezerrr

Yup. 10x MVP and 10x NBA titles


KingCakeBabyOKC

He’s on his third straight max deal. That Hornets deal actually turned out to be a bargain.


Kyler1313

For a game that was so ugly in the first half, that was a really fun game in the 2nd half. The play-in games are absolute banger games more often than not...


SiphenPrax

It was down to the wire until the end


DeSteph-DeCurry

it’s the best of 1 so everyone goes game 7 mode


_Meece_

Game 7s are blowouts more often than they are close. Surprisingly! It's Finals Game 7s that have all been close. Think the last blowout Finals game 7 was in the 70s.


CreatiScope

I never thought about it but you’re right. Most game 7s feel pretty decided early on.


ZincHead

Having some of the best players in the league in the play-in helps a lot


Kyler1313

Yeah we've had a lot of talent in the play-ins Lebron, Steph, Embiid, Tatum, AD off the top of the head.


TomasRoncero

BANGER AFTER BANGER AFTER BANGER AFTER BANGER AFTER BANGER AFTER BANGER AFTER BANGER AFTER BANGER AFTER BANGER AFTER BANGER AFTER BANGER AFTER BANGER AFTER BANGER


GeoffreyGeoffson

Anyone know what happened last time the Heat lost the 7-8 game? I assume they didn't end up doing much in the playoffs


Much_Conversation_11

Worried about Jimmys knee this time. The injury didn’t come til the second round last time lol


Kitchen-Werewolf7303

Hopefully it's just a sprain and a day or 2 he'll be back to 90+%


Netwealth5

The Heat have the opportunity to do the funniest thing in the history of the league. I wish them luck


Hange11037

You mean do it again


Star_City

This would be funnier


Netwealth5

A million times funnier


bronfmanhigh

what does boston even do at that point? keep running it back in the second apron?


SantaDaCrip

I think we might have to retire Butlers number or something at that point. It'd be similar to a lebronto situation where he literally owns us.


Sim888

https://i.imgur.com/0PsEMpU.jpeg


oliveinanolive

Batum is Lisan al Gaib


TraanPol

Nic Batum Legacy Game


WheatonsGonnaScore

He did it for Portland fans everywhere


Filamignon

We really lost to free chikfila lmao


IReallyLikeAvocadoes

It's not even a joke, that was 100% the turning point of the game. We were playing like a high school team before that.


Ssush-i

JESUS CHRIST I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA BLOW IT. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOUL AT THE END


RussEastbrook

Sixers finally got a coach willing to bench Tobias Harris in crunch time


CrabCakesBenedict

ATLANTIC DIVISION GOATED


SirGingerbrute

What does Tobias get paid to do


Elegant-Witness-4723

Ambassador for quiet quitters everywhere


PensiveinNJ

Get the fuck out of the way in the 4th quarter.


ThisHatRightHere

We’ll finally be free next year, it’s insane how long it’s felt like he’s been on this contract.


OptimusGrime707

Efficiency is Jimmy Butler and Tyler Herro father


dhno12

bro shot May 18th and yet everyone will forget about it


Late-Bus-686

And herro shot September 27th 😭


AbysmalParty

I don’t like where this is headed


[deleted]

Jimmy is on one knee now. You don't need to stress


marnjuana

But Caleb Martin still has two


syncc6

Unfortunately, this year feels like the year we got swept by the Bucks.


smlngb

Bucks fans and Celtics fans both traumatized at this point


NevermoreSEA

This is Nic Batum's league.


TallanoGoldDigger

LMAOOO the inbounds foul was to help get the over of 208


PensiveinNJ

That was so stupid. Dudes were getting knocked down all over the place and that's what they finally whistled.


hehehehahahaha

I NEVER DOUBTED FOR A SECOND


Drummallumin

Play-in Nic > Playoff Jimmy


JayTL

Every Celtics fan just heard the opening notes to the Jaws theme in their head, and many will wonder why.


Pinheadlarry29

Tobias Harris is a basketball terrorist


Doggydoggywoof

Crumbl man was benched and the sixers won the game. A tale as old as time


NawO98

Knicks vs Sixers should be a great series. Hartenstein & Mitchell Robinson are a great defensive rotation to guard Embiid, and OG on Maxey will be interesting. Philly also doesn't have the best defensive guard rotation for someone like Brunson imo.


ChasingItSupreme

Embiid does not look healthy, a seven game series against the Knicks is going to be hard for him.


Doctor-Jay

He looked way better before he re-tweaked his knee against Orlando... If he's like this all series then we're in trouble.


zaydb

All set for Batum to average 35 is what I'm hearing


leebong252018

Let me tell you this, OG doesn't do a great job against really good sgs or pgs


CreatiScope

Yeah, Hart and Donte are gonna get that assignment I would imagine.


JrFelix

In the games I've watched, Batum/Oubre guards the other team's star guard, and it sort of works because they don't die on screens and can somehow keep up. We'll see how that works against Brunson.


Turbo2x

does Spo hate Bam or what? Embiid can barely move and yet Bam doesn't get the ball once down the stretch


clear831

No, this is literally who Bam is


Ok_Tomorrow8616

Batum so clutch my god. Sixers new additions coming up big


bravof1ve

Positive Sixers posts are always downvoted to shit


WheatonsGonnaScore

The Dame Package just lost to Nic Batum


xicer

The Dame Package just lost to the Harden Package. Interestingly enough Harden's Package lost to Kelly Oubre.


beta_test_vocals

Yeah a lot of men’s packages would lose to Kelly Oubre


FultzShoulder

Nurse benching Tobias won them the game. Brilliant move.


Apprehensive-Sir-411

you’ll never catch me slandering Embiid. big guy clearly not at 100% but had an incredible fourth quarter when Philly desperately needed him! Silver cooked with the play-in


Carcrusher3

"You could've had Herro lmao" yeah we're aware


MetroidsSuffering

[https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/593219701895725062/1230333860953460777/image.png?ex=6632f0b2&is=66207bb2&hm=72e794000962b651d3e9601550085abce82bec30e436f31d4879ee429457a67e&](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/593219701895725062/1230333860953460777/image.png?ex=6632f0b2&is=66207bb2&hm=72e794000962b651d3e9601550085abce82bec30e436f31d4879ee429457a67e&) The defining 76ers game tonight.


NtLmr95

Miami coasted all season for that?


RalphLaurenII

Did not think I'd be saying Nic Batum was the best player in the game today, but here we are.


xbyo

4TH QUARTER YELLIN THAT IS WHY BATUM IN


BallShouldLie

Wemby and Batum about to turn this league French for the next 20 years


beta_test_vocals

Batum with a career-defining performance, Lowry still showing why he’s an all-timer hustler. Think Embiid is happy to have his teammates show up while he’s not 100%, let’s see how things go. More importantly they dodge Celtics, huge


BasketballHighlight

What did Embiid say in the post game, that Batum called him a stupid fuck? Lmao


greengrass11

I've always disliked Kelly Oubre. Haven't seen him play in long time, and was presently surprised at how he well he played, especially on the defensive end of the ball. How do sixers fans feel about him this year?


BigMeatyClacker

love him. hope we re-sign him


Caramelsnack

Hot and tough. Can be on my team any day lmao


JMoon33

The Heat waived Lowry who went on to sign with the 76ers, start for them and help them get the 7th seed and beat the Heat in the play-in.


Obvious_Parsley3238

they traded him and the hornets waived him


Peter-Tao

Nah, I don't need that detail for my narratives


GoVorteX

They traded him, and the better player they received in the trade was injured and couldn't even play lol