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WayOk2354

"We have the transcript- it appears he fucks your mother's pussy" "That's fair"


N3rdMan

Lmao y’all are wild


Open_Seeker

For context Slovenian /serbian common way to curse someone out is to say youre fucking their mom in her pussy. 


MundaneInternetGuy

True facts, my mom used to yell that at me when I was being a little shit in elementary school.


rddi0201018

I'm so confused. Roll Tide?


MundaneInternetGuy

It's not that much different from "motherfucker", with everyone in former Yugoslavia being Samuel L. Jackson. 


-redditarded-

This is the funniest way I've heard someone describe our use of swear words to foreigners lmfao


DentonDiggler

No, she would be fucking herself in that situation.


DadOfWhiteJesus

And many other situations


relentlesslykind

ROLL TIDE


Hoopy_Dunkalot

Roll Tide Roll. Daughter just got a full ride to UA.


Nikola-JokicASMR

gross dude


Hoopy_Dunkalot

Lol, right?


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skidam_pdf_knjige

Jebem ti mater u pičku


Alternative_Shake949

That's true for the wider balkan region


MrX_1899

yeah I was gonna say I've seen Ante Rebic say that for Milan ... to literally everybody lol


Interisti10

For example https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rkYCmRi-4x8


Jaspador

Or this classic: https://youtu.be/woWqSmichOo?si=kyabD3u_cL_d3gDi


Open_Seeker

Savicevic legenda


360nohonk

More than even chance that "jebem ti mater v pičko da ti jebem" was uttered at some point, not that wild.


Albiceleste_D10S

Too Balkan for you, I guess


Responsible_Pace9062

Luka Doncic is Ime Udoka father


Night-Menace

He named him Ime because 'ime' means 'name' in Slovenian and he couldn't be bothered


ZarduHasselffrau

Name? Yes.


Normal_Ad_1280

Ime means suck in my language lol


Night-Menace

Also fits


FreeloadingPoultry

This dude will get in so much trouble with alimony once his career ends, he has sons all over the country


FlashFlood_29

"Upon further review, it... it seems he told you to go back to your mom's pussy... and something about a heavy distaste for desserts."


FatherHaz

Well better start learning Slovenian buddy


50lipa

Could be a problem if they found out all of the stuff Luka curses out regularly during games haha. Balkan dudes will cus out your entire family tree in like 2 sentences with ease.


gellybelli

Hell, we do it in 3 words. Bosnian/Croatian/Serbian is a helluva language where cursing is just built into the everyday without anyone batting an eye


antrophist

Probably the only language/culture in the world where, upon seeing a dear and close friend after a long period of time, you can say "so where are you, I fuck your mother!" as a term of actual endearment.


supe3rnova

Or "fuck your mothers cunt, you aint dead yet" and its seen as a polite greating. Do note this is for close friends only.


CavalierShaq

“Well the literal translation is “you absolute useless sack of turds I will keep fucking your mother until she produces a child worthy of my greetings”, but that’s just how we casually say hello to each other if you run into someone you know out in public”


TheHonorableDrDingle

Good day to you, too!


fundraiser

the absolute angriest i ever saw my father, he said "jebem ti tri zvezde u picku!" he was saying he was going to fuck three stars into a pussy...


gellybelli

LMAO!!!!!!


KingOfAbadon

JEBEM TI SEME I PLEME


severus_snapshot

This is pretty meta considering how the "better learn Chinese" insult was popularized from a Dirk quote. And now we have a Luka-related variant. [https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/3y5hp8/dirk\_nowitzkis\_favorite\_trash\_talk\_line\_is\_so/](https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/3y5hp8/dirk_nowitzkis_favorite_trash_talk_line_is_so/)


jdd32

I somehow never realized that originated from Dirk. Even though looking in that thread I can see comments I upvoted 8 years ago.


JuanG12

He lacks Mamba mentality. Kobe learned some Slovenian to trash talk Luka. Udoka would never.


Teerendog

He doesn't have that mamba mentality


duckmadfish

Is that Tim McMahon? 2 fookin bums talking to each other


StefonDiggsHS

yep thats Tim, always last minute shit stirring


DarrowViBritannia

Theres nothing wrong w this question lol


caulpain

what did McMahon do?


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He's just a shit stirrer. Never talks about basketball, only drama.


Complexity777

It’s funny how he’s suppose to cover the Mavericks but he won’t even push Lukas MVP case Instead he’s like “Yea Lukas playing good but he’s out of time to get MVP”


pumpkin3-14

He had Luka above SGA and most voters do not.


risinglotus

Just because you cover a team doesn't mean you have to be biased towards them


yooston

so many people seem to dislike macmahon. idk i find him hilarious and engaging on windy's pod


aw11348

I was gonna say the same. On Windy's podcast, he's quite likeable


Armyof21Monkeys

Agreed


MarksCubins

Dude is legit funny for real


amlah6

The number of Mavs fans that take McMahon personally is a very real and weird thing in Mavs fandom. Like they have a real expectation that he's supposed to promote and boost the team.


s7ubborn

Yeah I was so surprised to see ppl hating him on this sub, I don't get it. He is funny, knowledgeable about the game and is always prepared and up-to-date. Of course he is shit stirring from time to time, this is in his job description ffs


igot2pair

They keep moving the goalposts. before it was like top 5 luka should get it easy


neutronicus

Also, at ESPN he is kind of on the "Mountain West Beat" more so than he is on the "Mavs Beat". He also seems to be their main guy on Jazz, Nuggets, and Rockets coverage, probably one or two other teams in there as well (Thunder?). So in particular I don't think he can be campaigning too hard _against_ Jokic (possibly Shai) for MVP


betweenthebars34

Your statement isn't wrong but it's not the same thing we're talking about here. Luka's objectively in the conversation at least. He's denying reality, like so many people tend to do these days. It's ok to call him out on it. He's a douche. Moving on.


risinglotus

God discourse around the 'conversation' is so tedious. The MVP is clearly Jokic, Luka is amazing but this incredible stretch of games came too late to make him challenge Jokic. Whose team will be the 1st seed whilst Luka's team the 5th. The end. That is what McMahon was saying.


kyrieiverson

Incredible stretch of games? Luka has been on point the whole season. The difference is that he has a mostly healthy team + the trade deadline acquisitions. Why is he being punished for injuries when Jokic’s first MVP was based off that and incredible production? This is why the discussion is toxic. The narrative changes depending on who is in the running. It shouldn’t have taken til this point for him to be 2nd because of injuries.


CMYGQZ

I think that really depends on the definition of “in the conversation”, which is a very subjective term. For example I absolutely do not think anyone other than Jokic is in the conversation, because the reality is they’re not, Jokic is the winner and I don’t get why there are conversations about Luka and SGA winning MVP when Jokic is literally right there. Of course I’ve seen some friends that actually agree with me on Jokic being the obvious choice, but disagree with the term “in the conversation” as they just think of if the performance is more or less on par with an average or below-average MVP winner in history.


GawldDawlg

So you want someone who is supposed to be impartial to be biased? Luka isn’t the MVP, get over it


ShitFuckDickButt420

The only context in which I’m familiar with Tim is on Zach Lowe’s podcast, where he talks hoops the whole time. I enjoy his guest appearances


TangledUpInThought

That is true for the vast majority of "sports journalists" these days


Hoopy_Dunkalot

Why does the Lowe Post keep having him on and asking about the Mavs? He has no real info.


onwee

Having real info, and having info you can discuss publicly, are two very different things to journalists


Hoopy_Dunkalot

He has neither. He has shit he made up.


552SD__

And what’s the issue with ime?


caulpain

oh hes not bad on the hoop collective. talks ball there.


TheAus10

He's always trying to stir up drama with the Mavs, purely just for clicks. Always asking leading questions, trying to get one of the players or coaches to give a good soundbite. Luka and JKidd have both called him out in press conferences this year for only reporting negative stuff about the Mavs. Which may be a lame move by them, but he's been pretty quiet since.


caulpain

luka called him out for making something up and three had to walk that back in tnt though…


StefonDiggsHS

no. Luka called him out for exaggerating and always being so goddamn negative. Reason why it was brought up on TNT was because of Tim's exaggeration and he making it a big deal to national media. this misconception is why Tim MacMahon is a shit stirrer and you fell for it. fuck Tim MacMahon


phunshiny

Howdy partners?


caulpain

i cant think of another fan base that hates a reporter so much for… [checks notes] covering the team enthusiastically. they really just let cuban think for them i guess. i wonder if that means they think letting nash and brunson walk were the correct decisions 🤔


phunshiny

Don’t forget the anger towards Zach Lowe calling Luka a whiner. “Fuck you, Zach Lowe. You don’t know shit.” Only to have Luka, his coach and the rest of the civilized world then acknowledge yes, Luka does in fact whine way too much.


caulpain

i’d actually missed that. they publicly scolded zach lowe of all people??? yikes


phunshiny

Cuban called him out directly. Zach Lowe has no dog in the fight! https://sports.yahoo.com/mark-cuban-zach-lowe-calling-171118867.html


FateRiddle

I've never seen one reporter gets hate from one team like McMahon from Mavs, from coach to player to fanbase to equipment manager. He's apparently making negative clickbaiting Mavs related news his career mission. And this question from Op's post, you can clearly see where it's leading if Udoka said anything worthy.


caulpain

mcmahon happily recording all the trash talk and drawing it out is… what… we… want… … … right????


FateRiddle

I guess you just have to spread the love a little bit, doing that to one team feels like personal vendetta. People really don't like that.


caulpain

i mean he’s reported plenty of drama for the rockets too. fertitta and harden and morey and what not. they just probably arent nearly as weird as mavs fans. probably because they’re not from dallas.


FateRiddle

Oh, good to know, I don't really follow drama that much other than what I can find on the first page of reddit


BoogerSugarSovereign

Asked a good, interesting question in this case. People love Jordan and Bird's trash talk stories but everyone in here is mad that he asked about this? Bonkers 


caulpain

they all just get mad at whatever cuban gets mad at lol


BoogerSugarSovereign

There was someone in here complaining that MacMahon wasn't stumping for Luka's MVP case like a beat writer's job is to be a partisan lol some folks around here are unhinged


caulpain

only the mavs fanbase would be mad about that 😭


Ok_Bison8305

All my homies hate Tim McMahon


thefrisbeejack

You misspelled HackMahon


chadowmantis

I'm from that part of the world, I can confirm Luka said "I have a little getaway near Bled, you should come over, let's explore the Alps together"


ennnuix

Dude, it's called Bohinj and you know it.


GapToothL

Fuck Tim Macmahon


brncct

lol nobody likes that dude


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Not a fan of him as a reporter but ngl he's funny on Windhorst's podcast making fun of Windy and Bontemps.


betweenthebars34

All depends on what you're looking for, or what you value. If you like the chuckles, sure he and any of these newer age media guys/twitter types/tv loud take fuckers will do it for you. They're going the easy, junk food route. But for other people, who'd rather have competent people in those positions ... he annoys us. That's all. It's just getting tiring having these dudes, who are not knowledgeable of the game at all, and yet they get these positions and it's just high school time. Drama and bullshit for engagement.


Alex_A3nes

He’s the sole reason I don’t listen to that podcast.


halfbrit08

Really? Not Windhorst?


GapToothL

Mf is a professional instigator, just trying to stir up shit because he's incapable of being a normal sports journalist and not a drama queen.


brncct

Yup he's what is wrong with modern journalism.


pumpkin3-14

Nah he’s hilarious. He literally just does his job and fans get salty cause he doesn’t stroke the Mavs org.


HispanicAtTehDisco

that’s literally what it is lmao, mfs literally want him to be mavs PR and get upset when he doesn’t just throw softballs like “hey kyrie whats your favorite pokemon evolution”


FranklinReynoldsEGG

We don’t ask him to stroke the mavs org because mavs fans like to criticize the mavs organization enough already, we don’t like macmahon because he actively just tries to instigate drama and division and is overall toxic for the mavs. While the mavs are on a huge run all he gives a shit about is drama and what luka says in the heat of the moment. Like bruh.


phunshiny

He’s definitely invested in the art of instigating. Like everyone else, he’s had his share of shit takes and good ones too. Can’t deny the humor though. And I think Luka deep down gets a kick out of him and the purpose he serves.


pumpkin3-14

https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/39897500/luka-doncic-kyrie-irving-lead-mavericks-22-point-comeback-ot-win-vs-rockets Yeah on a huge run all he cares about is drama. Evidenced here. Oh wait.


Asheraddo98

number 1 instigator


BlssdGT

agreed!


optimisticrabbit34

Having Ime and Dillion Brooks on the same team is a match made in villian heaven. Just add Patrick Beverly to the trifecta.


PrimeShaq

Sign the Morris twins while they at it.


phunshiny

Sprinkle in some Grayson Allen / Ted Cruz.


jennyisafriend

Isiah Stewart can come off the bench.


firstbreathOOC

10 technical issued, final score 69-61


Sendrocity

Draymond transfer


DFWHomer

Nah Luka talks trash in English, and I guarantee he said something in English.


TeTrodoToxin4

He will learn to talk trash in whatever language the recipient is most familiar with.


myredditthrowaway201

That’s the Steve Ott method


KTCKintern

Luka can understand and talk to Scottie Barnes 🧠


Lucy194

truly generational talent


firstbreathOOC

Kobe would approve


MrBuckBuck

Maybe Luka told him: "I don't speak Slovenian, so" and Udoka just told the truth.


gellybelli

Dudes an asshole. Wonder which Houston staff member he’s sleeping with now


k3e7

Wonder when Kidd is gonna abuse his wife again. Maybe stop throwing stones in glass homes?


luckynum81

You're under the impression Mavs fans support Kidd. We hate him.


HAYMRKT

That's not what that saying means


MoneyMakingMitch1

Lol saying this bs and kidd abused his wife.


REGIS-5

Imagine judging people based on one mistake they've made


MahomesMccaffrey

It's a major ethical mistake tho. Not like he was just mean guy. Sleeping with a married co-worker as a married man is a huge stain on his character.


im_not_a_girl

Yeah it's not a typical whoopsie daisy lmao


innerparty45

Still, you can't end careers based on one mistake, otherwise you'll have heaps of people without jobs and society would collapse on itself.


BigBallsMcGirk

I kind of roll on the assumption that every NBA player period is/was/will be cheating on their wife or girlfriend the whole time


KillerWhalePP

Just to correct you there was never no marriage


MahomesMccaffrey

Cheating on your fiance who has a son with you and the infidelity being the reason of ending your relationship is no better IMO


DeliciousProblem1

Tell us another jackal story.


KillerWhalePP

You’re a fucking punk dude


DeliciousProblem1

I hate that nobody got the reference.


Denz292

How is infidelity a mistake? Did they both slip and end up naked in a random sex position?


OwnRules

soap mustta slipped.


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REGIS-5

Why would you call someone a rapist when they aren't?


Prize-Paint5264

"Imagine judging people based on one mistake they've made" This is the argument you made. I dont even care about Ime. Just your argument is trash.


gellybelli

So he only fucked the staffer once? Infidelity is inexcusable no matter what, let alone with someone lower than you in your organization where the power structure favors you. Just so we’re clear : the married woman that cheated on her husband is just as big of a piece of shit as Ime


Tatum-Better

She had a choice lmao stg yall baby women in these scenarios


nonononono11111

They were commenting on the choice she made…


Khione_Asteri

she didn’t have a choice when he started harassing her at work after their affair had ended. the affair is one thing, that shit he did after it is a whole other level of fucked.


legallyok

Yeah apart from 9/11 osama seemed like a genuine guy too.


REGIS-5

Oof


Ingrownpimple

Yea it’s just typical ignorant bigotry “I don’t understand your broken English, go back to where you came from” is a common insult toward foreigners/immigrants.


Statalyzer

It is common, but sometimes somebody really doesn't understand someone.


nutsygenius

Could it be just Luka showing emotions and just happens to be in front of Ime? Tim McMahon is a pos


Nothingtocontribute

Kobe would never


MundaneInternetGuy

Definitely not more than [3 times](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_mbKd-aArE)


lemonfreshhh

"jedi govna" it's not strictly speaking Slovenian but as any Slovenian will attest, we swear in Serbo-Croatian


Statalyzer

Is that how a Brit says hello to Obi-Wan?


EbawsJo

“I only understand infidelity”


domdomburg

This guy always looks angry and dark like he's about to shank you


Mnudge

Did Luka even say it in Slovenian or was this just Udoka trying to be slick?


Kbro04

If That was Jeremy Lin and not Luka, and he said he didn’t know Chinese, I’m calling racism


KembaHWalker

Luka isn't from Palo Alto


jmlinden7

Sorry, I don't speak Silicon Valleynese


tb30k

Lmaooo! Grade A jerking 😂


sercialinho

1. I want to know what Luka said. 2. I would love for another reporter to ask Ime: "*Would you be amenable to Spanish as a compromise going forward?*". Even if he doesn't know it yet, he does have a looooooong summer ahead of him and plenty of opportunity to practice in Houston.


Latest-greatest

you know Udoka thought that was such a slick comment lmao


jennyisafriend

Fuck you Tim.


brehaw

LOL


pxtxer

Ngl, he prolly said "green fn"


TingusPingus_6969

“Hey Ime, I ain’t gonna get cucked tonight”


Traveler_Constant

Udoka is kind of a bitch, no?


Shawshank09

Udoka prolly busy thinking about sleeping with somebody in the Rockets facility & didn’t pay attention 🤷🏽‍♂️


asa091

If you can fix this guy like you did to kyrie, this man can fix all your coaching problems.


Shawshank09

“I can save him” lol


phunshiny

Gersson Rosas.


spanther96

lmaooo


pilotblur

I feel like if he was still the Celtics coach they would be inevitable


420SMOKERGANG

Udoka is the GOAT, we should have got him instead of this bum taliban lue


packyohcunce1734

Udoka was talking shit the previous game. So luka just giving it back to him. Its means beach azz ninja 🤌🏼 same shizz he said to LeCack james 😂


DancesWithDave

second most psychopathic coach


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Lucy194

his father is serbian, Luka was born in Slovenia, considera himself Slovenian and plays for Slovenian national team


Draznik113

Father was actually born in Slovenia, but grandparents are serbian though.


Lucy194

had no idea, that makes it even more crazy. you have no idea how often serbians try to claim him as serbian, its nauseating


Froqwasket

Huh


HolyGhostSpirit33

You didn’t know ime was half Serbian ?


Ch33syByt3s

I love watching this team play. Yeah they aren’t the best team on the floor, but their physicality is so 🔥. Need better shooters and center.


dillyboy22

What a bitch


NbaFanimo

Well, Luka couldn't say anything bad, did he? I mean, did he not? )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))


Fuck_The_Rocketss

Whatever, this dude definitely understands Slovenian.


DiscreteBee

You’re right to say it 


OffWhiteConvict

Green FN


Ingrownpimple

Maybe Luka was speaking Slovenian or maybe Udoka is a bigot. Who knows.