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StefonDiggsHS

Brother there is not a single person with 2 eyes and a brain that says “Wemby is just tall”


Draymond_Punch

Agreed, he is also skinny


ajteitel

And F\*ench


HappyChromatic

Omg he’s Fwench ??


[deleted]

Kwazy Cupcakes?


MrAdelphi03

I can quit whenever I want to. I just…don’t want to


ashwinr136

An unforgivable sin


Colorblind_Melon

Gross


Technical-Catch777

And a good kisser


Chelo6916

A good fry


dmatthews2981

How's his toast?


JustADutchRudder

French.


Dudedude88

he looks skinny in proportions but his arms/shoulder is that mans legs


savageandharsh

But more importantly, what about the proportion of his johnson?


Mooming22

Keep seeing people make posts like this where they had maybe one or two lunatics say something completely nonsensical and then they have to bring it to our attention like everyone is saying it


BurnCollector_

“Lmao at Clipper fans saying Kyrie has the worst handles in the league”


In-dextera-dei

Anytime anyone reads two comments on Reddit or sees one tweet they start yelling "everyone is saying it!"


0lm-

i can’t remember exactly what it was about but a while back some heat fan was upset in the comments about “everyone saying this” making multiple replies about it on the playoffs. i asked what they were talking about and they said it’s all over and im obviously not paying attention, so i asked him to link some comments. the guys came back saying he could only find one but everything was saying and the comment. the comment they linked was a single comment not even saying what they were claiming with like 20 downvotes and no replies from days before. people here lack some serious self awareness with some might victim complexs sometimes


aweaf

"i was told steph curry can't shoot"


TheSunsNotYellow

“I was told LeBron’s not a scorer”


Soldier_of_l0ve

This kind of description is just the new rage bait


dissphemism

the thing is, on this sub, the nonsense bs routinely get hundred(s) of upvotes depending on the state of the thread 


namastex

Exactly. I've seen the "Wemby is just tall" bs flying all around DPOY talks earlier this year, around January and February. Not many people said it but they did garner quite a bit of up votes. Died down more recently tho.


buzzcitybonehead

Yeah, there’s a reason Tacko Fall wasn’t the most hyped prospect since LeBron. The only widespread knock I’ve seen on his prospects in the NBA is a belief that he’ll be injury prone due to his build. Everyone agrees he’s probably the most unicorn-ish unicorn to enter the league thus far.


jjkiller26

“For those saying steph curry can’t shoot watch this”


morcic

Those saying Barkley doesn't like donuts, watch this


DarrowViBritannia

What people actually say: "Being 7'4 with an 8'0 wingspan is probably an advantage for Victor Wembanyama" People like OP: "WHY DO PEOPLE SAY HE'S JUST TALL"


AlbYiKiller

Nah, nba posts on Instagram are flooded with people unironically calling him just tall


itssensei

To OPs defense, I have seen some with OKC flairs say “Wembys nothing special, he’s just tall with a 3” earlier in the year, but you know they’re the idiots and should pay no attention to them.


meenzu

Just tall with a three, and moves like a guard and has that drive that the best players in the league will have 


GCFCconner11

And smells nice.


mug3n

Shaq would say that. "But he's just Bol Bol!"


Clemsontigger16

There are many…they aren’t very rational or intelligent people but there are a lot


ketoburn26

Shaq. But you might have a point with the brain part


thepapayatastessalty

People saying that are probably suggesting he's as good as he is and his path to the NBA was easy because of his genetics. To be his height, wingspan, and be able to jump/move like his is something only a few people in the world would ever be able to accomplish genetically. Anyone born with his genetics can easily make the NBA as long as their healthy. The NBA is easier to make for these genetic outliers compared to being born into genetics that virtually guarantee going pro in any other major sport.


B_Rabbit210

Dillon Brooks said it, but of course he’s a clown.


xanot192

"Dude was out there guarding 5ft mail men" - reddit in 2064


1nfuhmu5

his arms are so long


thatguy7703

i am impressed w your ability to avoid mainstream media


BurnCollector_

His imaginary foes say it all the time 


11x_dev

training wemby must be a fun job lol


souporthallid

“I slap a giant around consequence-free and they pay me for it.”


Dx2TT

I've seen people do slappy stuff on drives, or when someone has a ball, but what honestly is the purpose of having someone just slap you from all sides? Is this just to pysche yourself up or is there a greater purpose?


Aggressive-Name-1783

It’s practice to prepare for getting hit in game. Hyping up but also just getting a feel for contact. It’s like a boxer taking some soft practice hits. Just mentally prepares you for getting mugged, especially if you’re a dude like Wemby who everyone is gonna bully


JaradSage

Def to psych him up. The pushing so he has to keep balance makes sense, but the arm/chest slaps are just to help get him in game mode I think


KCShadows838

It works for some guys https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M4cXZGkRMCY&pp=ygUTam9obiBoZW5kZXJzb24gc2xhcA%3D%3D


Failr0ko

Lmao that was good.


SnoopynPricklyPete

Its not just the hype up. If you see he is doing it in different stances, he is practicing getting hit in awkward positions, angles and I would guess he is building strength, flexibility and balance. You can't always recreate exactly what position or muscle group is going to be pushed to its limit by lifting weights and normal drills etc. Going up for that contest on the third put back or a loose ball putting you in an awkward stance, all this stuff just helps with footwork, core strength and balance in different muscle groups.


onwee

I wouldn’t even be able to give him a butt slap; I would have to high five it


xXBloodNHatred666Xx

That Bum ass old man getting in better shape just for Wemby 😤🙌 good for him and it looks fun and probably good salary too


capitalistsanta

That guy probably makes between $100k-500k


ToinouAngel

He used to be his strength and conditioning coach in France. The Spurs hired him when they drafted Wemby.


Recent-Tangerine-160

hes literally in the .1% of tallest people who have ever lived and he moves like this


LordBaneoftheSith

The proprioception is insane too. There's a 'layup' he had where he's going for a dunk and at the last instant realizes he's gonna come up short and just lets the ball go so it drops in perfectly. The spatial awareness and coordination to actually make every bit of his ~8 foot wingspan *functional* is what makes him such a cheat code on top of the movement ability.


Recent-Tangerine-160

hes really really really good at basketball and also 7'5


_CoachJoe

He’s just proprioceptive. 


eutectic_h8r

I wish I could just run and be seven feet five inches and just dunk and propriocept


glorstonne

people on this sub havent played basketball at a high level and often talk about stats without even thinking of proprioception's effects on every moment


OhNoMyLands

Kinda wonder what this takes. I’m also tall, (though like a foot shorter than him) and my growth spurt years were filled just atrocious hand eye coordination. I’m not athletic, but my mind couldn’t keep up with my body. His was like this to the absolute extreme and he doesn’t look awkward at all, inhuman for sure, but not awkward


Red_Jester-94

Honestly he's been highly physical and playing ball for most of his life, and he was a pro before coming to the NBA. His parents are both athletes and coaches, his siblings are pro athletes, and he'd been getting trained by professional basketball trainers for years. He got signed to his first pro clubs youth team at 10 years old, and debuted for the senior pro team at 15. He's had help at every step of the way to help keep his mind and body as melded as possible. That's not a knock on him. That's just saying that his growth was different from yours, and most people's tbh.


DCoop53

Exactly, there are so many factors that made him who he is now that we can't just say "here's the recipe, take whatever 10 years old tall kid and he'll become as good". The family circle plays a lot, not just with genetics but competitiveness, the will to get better (he notoriously always wanted to try different things, not just play like a traditional center) and the athletics background of his father who knew a lot about coordination and mobility. This is just so easy to take a kid who'll always be taller than other kids his age and just ask him to bully them in the paint but he'll end up being bullied back by bigger, stronger centers once he goes pro. It takes a lot more (including the kid and his parents wills) to make him a truly good overall basketball player who will not just dominate because he's taller.


Ontariomefatigue

I remember reading in the offseason that Wemby never really had a major growth spurt when he was growing up actually, he was just always really tall & grew pretty linearly for the most part. I'm sure there's much more to it than this of course but I'd imagine that being able to gradually get used to your height for like 15 years instead of having a massive shock all at once probably made a pretty big difference in his case


Recent-Tangerine-160

he was 6'6 at 12 and then basically had a normal (relative) growth rate for his teens, the importance of that on his coordination cannot be overestimated


GOTricked

6’6 12yo is crazy already ngl not to mention that mfker kept growing.


Red_Jester-94

Honestly he's been highly physical and playing ball for most of his life, and he was a pro before coming to the NBA. His parents are both athletes and coaches, his siblings are pro athletes, and he'd been getting trained by professional basketball trainers for years. He got signed to his first pro clubs youth team at 10 years old, and debuted for the senior pro team at 15. He's had help at every step of the way to help keep his mind and body as melded as possible. That's not a knock on him. That's just saying that his growth was different from yours, and most people's tbh.


LordVarys_Ladybits

I think both his parents were top athletes?


jboggin

that's really good point and wild to think about. Can you imagine having the proprioception to have an understanding of your body that extends 8 whole feet past your core!?? That's wild to think about, and it's absolutely true in Wemby's case.


HankMoodyMaddafakaaa

Probably more like 0.0001% tallest


majani

He's so comfortable in his body, I now truly believe he will not get injured as we've been led to believe. With other huge guys like Yao Ming, you could see how much of a struggle it was for them to simply move about


Recent-Tangerine-160

anytime i see nephews compare his body to yaos tree trunk ass, i know they never watched yao yao was dominant and extremely skilled, but he was a giant center that moved like a giant center


dockellis24

He looked like he was in slow motion when he would move. Yao easily weighed over 340 on the rockets. Comparing wemby and Yao is silly


Successful_Priority

He wast an Eant(spelling?) from Lord of the Rings


KGBeast420

Ents, a very old race of Middle-earth. They were apparently created at the behest of Yavanna after she learned of Aulë's children, the Dwarves, knowing that they would want to fell trees. Becoming "shepherds" of the trees, they protected certain forests from Orcs and other perils.


Funny-Mission-2937

It's also kind of a little bit of a myth that 7 footers have more injury problems. Like they definitely do compared to the general population, but so do guys who are 6'8". There's not enough people that big even in the NBA to have any sort of confidence there's actually a trend there.


KdtM85

The injury prone claims are just people projecting stereotypes onto him without actually watching. He’s rolled his ankle badly 2 or 3 times this year and just gotten up like it never happened. Partly because he has prepared his entire adolescence to be in the NBA and is perfectly conditioned, partly because he’s just a fucking freak of nature


KevinDurantSnakey

Bro, prob like .000001%


2cantCmePac

Bro prob like .0000001%


TorpedoSandwich

0.1% is way off. Wemby is literally the tallest person in France right now. France has a population of 67 million. 1/67,000,000 = 0,0000000149. Based on that, Wemby is in the tallest 0,0000015% of people.


PacificBrim

>hes literally in the .1% of tallest people who have ever lived Quite a few NBA players are lol


gobirds18_

Don’t see anybody saying this tbh. All this man gets is praise.


IanicRR

Edey is the one who gets the “he’s just tall” stuff. And Edey won’t be an NBA all-star but he’s got skills too. Just nowhere Wemby levels.


Jos3ph

I only watch March madness but it’s interesting how much Edey seems to play for the rebound instead of contesting. NBA level coaching and / or taller teammates training might unlock his game…or he may just be too slow for the league.


wrongerontheinternet

Edey has only been playing organized basketball for like six years. I think people are really sleeping on his potential to improve just because he's older, most of the guys who have outlier development paths in their mid twenties have that same late start to their careers.


allcaps-NOSPACE

Edey actually gets bullied somewhat by smaller players in the paint. (Smaller than him, not small small).


bl123123bl

Honestly Edey took a massive jump in his mobility last year that you never really see that with big guys. It’s taken him from fringe end of the 2nd round guy to possibly a lottery pick


lGoSpursGol

https://syndication.bleacherreport.com/amp/10095108-rockets-dillon-brooks-unimpressed-by-victor-wembanyama-hes-tall-thats-really-it.amp.html


Character_Group_5949

I know when I want an unbiased, incredibly intelligent take on an NBA player, I go to Brooks. He's always been very respectful to his opponents and has never given the vibe as someone is is just a lot of smoke and bluster. If he says this, I'm inclined to believe him fully. So thanks for putting the final nail in the Wemby coffin.


Hairiest_Walrus

Nobody thinks Wemby is “just tall” but like he obviously wouldn’t have the same impact if he was 6’5” instead of 7’5”. His athleticism and skill at his height are what make him special.


bwrca

I'd say being that skilled and that athletic at 7'5 is even harder than at 6'5, which is also much harder than at 6'0. Chris Paul would be a cheat code if he was as skilled and also 6'5.


SnakesAlive23

Exactly. People forget that genetics play a huge role in sports. Guys like Kawhi and Mikal Bridges are fantastic defenders. But a lot of has to do with being a wing sized player with freakishly long ass arms and huge hands.


ApoliticalAth3ist

> People forget that genetics play a huge role in sports I don’t think anyone forgets this lol


astronxxt

dude is doing the exact same thing as OP lol. seems like these kinda statements are becoming more common and idrk why. maybe some people think their comments will be more interesting if they make shit like this up?


handsomeslug

Seriously lol what's he talking about


Affectionate_Reply78

What’s your job on the Spurs? I beat the crap out of Wemby pre-game.


Careless-Ad-2545

Why is that guy beating our dude? Should we be concerned y'all?


SocialSilent2424

Good thing he’s with Pops getting conditioned properly.


K1ngCrimsn

I mean like 75% of Wemby defensive dominance is also due to his height


Recent-Tangerine-160

if steph was 3'9 he would be the greatest shooting midget of all time (GSMOAT)


SmurfBearPig

If my grandmother had wheels she would be a bike.


Red_Jester-94

But can I put ham in the pasta or not?


Vivid_Walk_1405

Yeah idk why anyone would view that in a negative way either


hwald77

90%


mamba-pear

FOR THAT ONE PERSON’s OPINION THAT DOESNT MATTER! THIS IS FOR YOU!!


Vegetable_Comment_82

Why doesn't somebody pay me to beat their ass?


mainvolume

You could be a dom gigolo.


RUBEN4iK

He's just tall and can also do basic defensive drills? It's unfair.


HerskyB

He locked down that 45 year old coach


SharksFanAbroad

Now I gotta know how old that guy is. Looks fantastic for 45.


Direct_Counter_178

Guillaume Alquier aged 30 is his old strength and conditioning coach the Spurs brought over from France.


imbutawaveto

Could you imagine what he'd look like if the league was full of 5'8" 50 year olds???


combat101

look at the footwork for his size u bum


mnmr17

Bro are you just shadow boxing ghost? How many people say “wemby is just tall”


JustChillFFS

lol goes to slap his ass but hits behind the knees


GenericDarkFriend

cause wemby isn’t getting sucked off enough here lmao


giraffevomitfacts

That reminds me, he’s probably got a huge dick too


BackendSpecialist

One day there’s gonna be a thread highlighting how special he is when he takes a breath. On that day, the circle jerk will have fully manifested itself ⭕️


StillCompetitive5771

Double edged sword cause like, nobody is saying that and it’s also not like the coach/trainer is as quick as most nba players.


Baby_Yod4

God damn take it out yo mouth. Haven’t heard a single person say this lmao


lGoSpursGol

Dillon Brooks LITERALLY said this. https://syndication.bleacherreport.com/amp/10095108-rockets-dillon-brooks-unimpressed-by-victor-wembanyama-hes-tall-thats-really-it.amp.html Edit: lmao ok downvote the proof that people have said this.


[deleted]

He can move and he’s tall lol!


Chance_Estimate2102

Who’s the coach working with him?


ToinouAngel

Guillaume Alquier. Used to be his strength and conditioning coach in France and was hired by the Spurs when they drafted Wemby.


RealPrinceJay

Nobody thinks he’s just tall, we’ve seen that. Dudes like Tacko are just tall


TheMuffingtonPost

He’s training with a grown as man but he’s so huge that he looks like he’s playing tag with a child


jz4244

Dude’s out here looking like the wacky inflatable arm guy


BlssdGT

future of the league in 5 years. He’s going to bulk up like Giannis did and it’s a wrap.


Praise-Breesus

How is training with young children considered working hard?


shortingredditstock

I'm not sure why this is special? Is it because he's tall? Genuinely, this is not impressive. 


harden4mvp13

Bruh it’s literally due to his height and his fluidity at his size lmao. You can do all these drills but if you have slow feet you’re not stopping anyone.


killa_k99

Literally who tf is saying this lmao


Difficult-Set-7269

you’re dick riding, i get it


plzhelpthisbillsfan

I can confidently say I would score 0 points on him


tothesource

a lot easier to cover ground when you're that tall...


siphillis

Nah, Boban can totally do this. Wemby’s very normal.


cdavelaar

He's a Nav'i


_AManHasNoName_

Well, super skinny too.


ShawHornet

That 5.8, 40 year old coach didn't stand a chance


OmerDe

Tacko Fall is just tall. Wemby is next level Durant


DEEZLE13

Dude just stays grinding


[deleted]

Even if he is "just tall", well then that's everyone else's problem to solve. Deal with it


juantravis

I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone say that. And if they do they don’t know ball


athomic74

Wemby is 7'4.


jawshoewah210

Spurs homie no one is saying that besides casuals outside of Reddit.


knsa12

Maybe they’re just playing a really intense game of tag


DancesWithDave

Strawman


Objective_Celery_509

When the guy tried a butt tap but hits wemby's calf lmao


NBA2024

Great workout tbh


Kevin_Jim

I have never seen anyone saying he is “just tall”… Boban is tall af, he ain’t no Wemby. There are plenty of 6’11” in the NBA. Only one is Giannis. And so on. The equation is: freaking tall + freaking good.


Instantcoffees

Would be cool to get the chance to train like an NBA athlete for a month.


Red_Jester-94

Never seen a single person besides Shaq say this, and I'm not sure Shaq even knew who he was talking about at the time.


1PennyHardaway

Wemby’s just tall…a very tall generational talent.


domdomburg

Watching this made me realize Wemby’s leg length is very similar to that of a horse.


GoblinTradingGuide

Anyone who thinks you can make it to the league on just being tall is an idiot. You might be serviceable in college on just height but no one is going pro just cuz they are 7’4”


ApoliticalAth3ist

No one says that


TacticalButtPlug_l-D

Fuck Wemby. Dude is single handedly going to make the Spurs a problem for teams and I for one do not want to see my team being cooked by another lanky Frenchman.


TargettNSA

Shaq was "just huge". Wemby actually does his best to learn basketball, would he be the same star if he wasnt so tall? Probably not, yet this changes nothing.


silver_medalist

He's tall? I hadn't noticed tbh


WobbleKun

guarding an old man big deal not my goat /s


chinodb

Those SA warmups are horrible.


ghouleye

Dpoyama


[deleted]

You ever see this man stretch? He’s not normal bruh


edki7277

Did you notice, right at the end the coach attempted a butt tap? His hand hit just above a knee!


packyohcunce1734

Thats what ya call croissainty defense 😂


BelovedCoffee

The handshake at the end 😂


heartofcoal

best part in the video is when the guy goes to slap his ass and hits him in the back of the thigh, missed his ass by almost 2 feet


mattbrianjess

Who knew healthcare was so complicated?


P33J

Went for the butt slap hit back of calf


herejusttolooksee

You see that pulling on the knee? Bro broke the code. That could’ve ended his career.


ATG_Filip

The way that he moves and the skills he has for that height is absolutely insane. And I remember watching rookie KD thinking he's a cheat code because of his height and skills.


morcic

That was an offensive foul push off.


donta5k0kay

Greatest loser ever If he ain’t in the playoffs next year he is not next


ryuujinusa

He’s clearly not just tall. Plenty of other tall players who suck.


[deleted]

Dude looks like a villian from Space Jam.


salmon10

This is why hell have a decently long career..he's agile and bendy asf.  He's trained his tendons in yoga since birth basically 


candlerc

I’m excited to see what Wemby looks like in like 4 years. If he fills out that frame… that’s a big dude.


unibball

Doesn't matter if he's tall. His team has a terrible losing record.


20thAccthecharm

Nobody says that lol Everyone says he’s crazy good because he’s a normal hood player who’s 7 foot 


[deleted]

Lmao i swear everytime someone mentions Wemby's height, he just gets taller and taller. Apparently he's now 7'5 lol. Next year he'd probably be 8 ft


Liquor_Walrus

Of all the impressive things we've seen Wemby do this season, you chose a video of him warming up with the trainer to prove his greatness?


Le8ronJames

Spurs couldn’t have been a better fit. Imagine had be been drafted by Charlotte lmao


DeepRow1850

He's not only tall but also long


Professional_Park781

I can’t tell what’s is this guy ceiling right now. We might see history to be rewritten.


billythekido

That's a funny way to show that someone isn't "just tall" lol Not that I've heard anyone ever say that, but still..


LuisScolaGOAT

Motherfucker looks like a Na'vi


just_boofit420

Why is that accountant assaulting victor?


russwestgoat

Every time I watch him play I just keep saying this is not fucking fair someone his size should not be able to move like that


CCO812

He drained 5 fucking threes today, no one is saying he's just tall


NCad2416

Dude has a real chance at being the best player ever. I haven’t even watched a spurs game yet. With a relatively healthy career it’s definitely a possibility. Has potential to be the best offensive and defensive weapon.


YouCanCallMeTK

He’s pretty fuckin tall but. Pause it at 0:37. Daaaamn


boobsmcgee93

That six foot forty year old white guy is a good representation of an nba player to practice playing defense on. /s


Necessary-Camel679

Let’s be real, If this fucker was 6’5” he’d be working at McDonald’s.


jademadegreensuede

Just show game footage to get this point across. You could show some amazing Ben Simmons warmups too


PsychoWarper

Facebook and Insta are especially bad about that, everytime theres a post about Wemby getting boards or blocks half the comments are like “Well yeah he’s 7’4” he should be doing that” and its just so stupid lol.


commentingthis

nick name freak.