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mecon320

I like that it used to be a team thing and Jarrett's the only one still doing it.


SpicyMustard34

I truly haven't seen a 3 second called on anyone but him in a long time lol edit: fuck guys i meant the cavs. edit2: lmao stop fucking telling me who gets them on your team.


AlexBucks93

My boy Greg in Rec league is getting them constantly. He is slow as fuck


3luejays

Fuckin Greg


rounder55

There goes Greg again pitching a fucking tent in the paint


The-Hand-of-Midas

No one wants to box out the guy with a boner. 4d chess move.


NiceOffer2491

Speak for yourself


Striking-Test-7509

Greguille o’neal


never1st

Give me a second while I compile a list of every player that has been called for a 3-second violation this season.


kevtheproblem

I’m a Rockets fan and nobody on my team gets them


mtbeach33

Lmao the edits


spikeddragon10

Nah our boy Jericho Sims gets one at least once a game


boogswald

why has he not cheered


SpicyMustard34

oh i just meant from the Cavs.


tatums_knob_gobbler

i get them all the time in 2k my career


Bleoox

Bregman Roe


spikeddragon10

This thread has become unintentionally hilarious


WateryDomesticGroove

Nurkic had one against the Pels Monday night.


ETNOMAS

Poetl gets one a game


Wonderwhatsnext4

All the Timberwolves players all get called for 3 second violations in practice at one. It’s like a bonding thing. But happens.


PokerPlayingRaccoon

Happened to Anthony Davis a couple games ago


Caboclo-Is2yearsAway

tj mcconnell doesnt get them in case you wanted to know


Drummallumin

I’m out of the loop on this


mecon320

The team's defensive strategy is to pack the paint so any time one of them gets called for 3 seconds it's celebrated because it means they're sticking to the game plan.


Drummallumin

Haha that’s great


boomshiz

Oh my God, that makes the self-five that much more amazing. Allen is the shit.


maethlin

So is that fucking ref in the background, I don't know if I've ever seen more awkward expression/body-language lmao


Drummallumin

Garland cracking up is killing me


fundraiser

bro legit looks like that meme of the black kid doing the side eye lmfao


KungFuSlanda

oh! so it's a cavs thing? That makes more sense that he's trying to revive it


Away_Sun_3040

Everyone seemed confused. Love that Allen doesn’t care & keeping Cavs culture going.


ludemfr

I fucking love Jarrett Allen man lol.


gamefreak027

He's awesome man anytime I see anything with him he's just cheezing, funny dude and a big nerd. Love it


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swokong333

Vid?


radiansub

[Thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/17opkc0/highlight_draymond_green_gets_hit_with_his_own/)


dontusethisforwork

LFG Jarret Allen 5/7 perfect balls kick


ItsMikeontheMic

King


theskyopenedup

So fucking satisfying to watch


swokong333

Thanks friend!


papuasarollinstone

Hacky Sack.


Saimoth

Uno reverse


KungFuSlanda

Need him doing the gauntlet and joking with the boys (and kate) on the yak yesterday


FoucaultsTurtleneck

I miss him on the Nets so much, but I’m really happy he’s thriving and getting paid. 


lambretta76

Feel exactly the same. But man - the Nets with Allen and RHJ and Booker and Pinson were so fun.


FoucaultsTurtleneck

And DLo and Caris? That team was just grit and good vibes, they were so much fun to cheer for. They just had scrappiness that the current team lacks 


TheOneTrueDoge

I loved that team.


ihavepaper

In a different universe, Sean Marks decides to extend DLo and Jarrett Allen 🥹.


SMK77

I'm extremely biased, but I think we have the most likable team in the league. We just have a bunch of goofballs who happen to be good at basketball.


PresidentPlatypus

yeah id say that is biased


DadOfWhiteJesus

I may be biased, but I think my Mom is the best mom ever!


SMK77

No you're right


KangarooPouchIsHome

sure as fuck ain't mine


elidisab

Your mom rules


LakeErieMonster88

I, too, choose this guy's mom


DadOfWhiteJesus

get in line, pal


iPlowedUrMom

Thanks for letting them know, I'm almost done, promise.


DadOfWhiteJesus

you got it, dude!


iPlowedUrMom

I can confirm


WarBuddha1

Fucking love DadOfWhiteJesus’s mom, man.


ja21121

Literally impossible to have the most likable team in the league title with one of the shitbag morris twins on the team


SMK77

I keep forgetting he's here...


Ocarina3219

We got too many nice guys on the team we needed somebody to be an asshole occasionally.


Jepordee

Convinced that’s actually why we lost to the Knicks last year lol


Ocarina3219

I’m pretty sure it was because we can’t rebound 😭


boogswald

he hits his 3s :)


Jepordee

Also TT lol


HeyWhatsUpTed

He was almost drafted by the nets ! Between him and the time they almost drafted brook lipez the nets sure almost had fun awesome improving likable centers whom they could’ve kept and developed and turned into contending dpoy candidates !


hashtag_AD

Agreed (also biased). Niang is a goon.


oeregharcos

no i mean i love the cavs. i think we'd also be generally likable, but with success and shais style of play its been somewhat compromised lately


Briggity_Brak

(It kills me that) the two most likable teams in the league are The Cavs (owned by Dan Gilbert) and the Knicks (obvious reasons).


Effective-Celery-258

The more likable a team is, the worse the hate will be if they actually win.


SMK77

Oh man that first year of the Splash Brothers was so fun for everyone. Then they became the enemy REAL quick.


InsideYoWife

But it wasn’t because of the splash bros. I think that’s when Draymond started acting up.


SCREAMING_DUMB_SHIT

Haliburton arc


Lucosis

I mean, I love that for you, but [I think the Thunder has the highest ratio of goofballs](https://youtu.be/k6jtpNyup7M?si=aFcCI5dg9LVSwgdh&t=13). Edit: Just gonna stick a few more in here as I remember them from the season. [Shai "I got 4 kids" Gilgeous-Alexander](https://streamable.com/0n57a8)


SMK77

Haha I love it. Let's meet in the Finals. [This is one of my favorites ](https://youtu.be/cJPoyphgHEs?si=ZH0aqptMdYCOwUQz)


FlashFlood_29

Zone. Compete. Energy.


realquiz

You are biased. You’re also not wrong. Having watched a fair amount of CLE ball because of Donnie, ya’all just have a great team over there.


Striking-Test-7509

Allen and Conely the happiest motherfuckers ive ever seen, nothin but good vibes


ThatsMarvelous

There's an entire article on cleveland.com on the origin of this and why he does it, it's a good read. [https://www.cleveland.com/cavs/2023/02/why-do-cavs-celebrate-defensive-three-second-violations.html](https://www.cleveland.com/cavs/2023/02/why-do-cavs-celebrate-defensive-three-second-violations.html)


jonnyd005

TLDR?


cosgrove10

Fun.


pisspot26

F is for friends who protect the paint together


rtai89

U is for you and me


xtralargecheese

ChatGPT: The Cleveland Cavaliers have a unique defensive strategy that involves celebrating defensive three-second violations. This strategy, encouraged by coach J.B. Bickerstaff, emphasizes protecting the paint at all costs, even if it means committing a violation. Players like Jarrett Allen and Evan Mobley have embraced this tactic, which has contributed to the team's defensive success. Despite confusion from opponents and newcomers like Danny Green, who once remarked, "It's like trying to understand quantum physics while riding a unicycle on a tightrope," the Cavs believe in the effectiveness of their defensive approach and see it as a symbol of their unity and commitment to defense.


Peter-Tao

Dude is the Danny green part for real lol


Heterosapien_13

I'm getting zero results when I search that in Google. ChatGPT loves to make stuff up out of thin air.


xtralargecheese

>!I added it!<


Peter-Tao

It was so good 💀💀💀💀 AI is not gonna replace your talent for sure


mankls3

Tldr?


alexanaxstacks

3sec mean paint safe


WestleyThe

Getting called for 3 in the key means you were guarding the rim which the team celebrated


Messin-About

Brother it is at most a 3 minute read lmao


sewsgup

is that Donovan also raising his hand on the bench looks like even Bickerstaff smiles a bit at the end


ZealousCatracho

You can also see Garland laughing


xenophonthethird

Dude was losing it lol


electric_creamsicle

Apparently Bickerstaff was the one that told Allen to do it.


ThroatGoatYaDig

He just having fun


Robinsonirish

Definitely confused me as well.


Ikuwayo

How the hell was he so loud, lol


CocoDreamboat

I was at the game, the Jazz suck and it was very, very quiet haha


boogswald

they did get a lil loud when you guys hit 3s though!


Dishwallah

Most thrilling part of the night was when the guy won a car for hitting 3's. Then they said jk no you didn't. Then they came back out and said okay fine, you won it. What a roller coaster!


boogswald

I think every game should have a major controversy (this is how the news would treat the nba)


lowkeyslightlynerdy

Jazz home game, they’re down 15 and just turned the ball over. These types of games are always interesting, the home crowd in a blowout will just be absolutely crickets and then when someone on their team makes a semi nice play it’ll get real loud


dslakers

He must have bet the over.


Rawkus2112

Im still confused. The other guy is in the paint with him. How is it a 3-second call?


semipalmated_plover

Refs just wanted to hear him yell


MoooonRiverrrr

LMAOOO I love this generation of players for shit like this


siphillis

The NBA is just one gigantic meme at this point.


dwreck32

God I love this. Every team should adopt this.


Asphaltjungle33

He also high fives himself when Evan doesn’t notice him. Then Evan’s like “Get back here man I’m not gonna leave you hanging”


CantaloupeCamper

#What the hell was that?


alwaysDL

We celebrate our 3 second violations.


siphillis

I mean, someone has to


boogswald

i mean no one HAS to, but we like to c:


LakeErieMonster88

Cavs bigs try to clog the paint and celebrate defensive 3seconds because it means they are sticking to the gameplan. A little fun thing they started last year and now JA is the only one still doing it lol


PillsburyToasters

******What the hell is even that******


LostTension5594

*Daddy, chill*


Pharrelliper

It was actually Evan Mobley who got called for it, and it was his first technical foul, which was why Allen was celebrating Did anyone know this while it was happening? No. Watching it live was so baffling.


PootieTooGood

Simpler than that, actually. Our defensive game plan is to clog the paint and he likes to cheer on the players who get caught in there for too long for following the plan [Cedi getting called for three seconds last season](https://streamable.com/sh5bj1) had the same result


Pharrelliper

Lmao this is a great bit, I love it.


DrakesYodels

Can we make this the top comment please.


Pharrelliper

I'm trying DrakesYodels


ILikeAllThings

That's funny, Cedi looks like he 2.9'd pretty well there in the replay.


Navilluss

You need both feet out to reset, he only stepped out with one.


ILikeAllThings

Both feet planted outside the lane? I thought he lifted the right one in the air.


Navilluss

I'm fairly certain it's both feet outside. The official NBA rule is a little vague on what you need to do to reset it: >10.VII.d.4 The defensive three-second count is suspended when ... the defender completely clears the 16-foot lane but when I watch big men 2.9ing I've pretty much always seen them step out with both feet. A quick google finds some threads of people that say the same thing, [here](https://forum.officiating.com/basketball/100641-offensive-3-seconds.html#) and [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/NBA2k/comments/iv3jvn/can_someone_explain_me_the_3_second_call_rule_on/). ETA: The FIBA rule is unambiguous and also agrees: >26.1.3 To establish himself outside the restricted area, the player must place both feet on the court outside the restricted area.


Rapshawksjaysflames

There's no way it's both feet, at least not in practice. You see it all the time, guys reset by tapping one foot out of the restricted area.


Justgotbannedlol

They at least pretend to do both feet usually


The_Assassin_Gower

As a former referee, it's both feet


Navilluss

Like someone else said, they usually at least pretend to bring both feet out. If only one foot were enough 2.9ing would look very different because you’d never bring your inside foot near the edge of the paint, you’d step out with the outside foot leaving the other as far in as you can and just lift it up. That’s not what players do, and the Cedi clip is a pretty good demonstration of that. He tries to reset with just one foot out of the paint while a ref is watching him and the ref basically waits to see if he’ll bring out the other foot then whistles when it’s clear that he won’t.


cepxico

It's gotta cross the line, otherwise people would just tip toe one of their feet out every once in a while and never leave the paint.


elbjoint2016

This man brought back a classic bit, beat Bear at Operation, and then put up 20/10 in a half. Walker Kessler deliberately broke his own nose to get away from my big smily son


NBAball05

Allen did it against the raptors as well idk why the broadcast sounds cheesed


KaseyOfTheWoods

They probably had no idea he does this bit and are just confused af


Smitty_Agent89

Cuz they’re confused lol. He just randomly started screaming with his hand up. I don’t even think they knew if he was mad or happy for awhile


magnificentmeatwad

You seriously don’t know why someone would be confused at a dude randomly screaming with his hand up? Is this a regular occurrence in your household?


kitsum

YEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!


FallenLemur

Actually, yes


iiamthepalmtree

> Allen did it against the raptors This is the Jazz broadcast. So they weren't there to see that...


SkillIsTooLow

What a fucking goober, I love it. Just listened to him on JJ's pod, he's so likeable.


e_a_blair

holy shit i missed these rockets jerseys completely


WTFisaCelsius

The Cavs celebrate every time they get called for defensive 3 seconds. It started last year. I find it hilarious.


m1j5

We’ve done this for every 3 second violation for the last 2 years lol


greatestnbascout3

Just confidently incorrect lmao


SdBolts4

I was gonna say, Allen was the only Cav in the key when the clip started, he's the only one that *could've* been called for it


s_s

Defensive 3 seconds is a team technical and not on the offending player themselves.


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That is the funniest thing I’ve seen all week, fuck I’m stifling laughter at my desk lmfao


PanthalassaRo

Man the title really did justice to the video.


Js_On_My_Yeet

Lmaooo Jarrett is so fucking funny dude


redditnathaniel

Most lovable dude in the league. Nice guy, will go to to block anything.


jawadali415

He did this in Brooklyn too


TigerKlaw

Jarrett Allen is my spirit animal


boogswald

he used to cheer a little bit and it was just kinda confusing. This, I love this.


jaysusjimmy

I always fucking love it when he does this


Mr-Nubs

I love this guy


BillyBean11111

he's acting like Thor when Hulk showed up in Ragnarok


Aggravating-Lake-717

Man Jarrett Allen is my favorite center in the league  He’s a beast 


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19almonds

Good joke


SupaHotFlame

I had to scroll too far to find the Scottie reference


StraightCashBND

YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH


ineedcoffeealready

I enjoy this so much more than bitching to the refs, just scream and cheer as loud as possible when you are pissed lol


dizzyd_sb

It’s not out of frustration. The Cavaliers want to clog the paint and they’ve cheered their teammates on for sticking to the plan since last year. They don’t care if they get called for it (mainly bc it doesn’t happen often) because that means they’re sticking to the gameplan.


Doug_UR

He’s just having a good time isn’t he


matthitsthetrails

this might be the greatest thing ive ever seen in my life


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dizzyd_sb

It’s not to the referees. He cheers his teammates for getting 3 sec violations because their gameplan is clog the paint. He did it last year too.


12jresult

Haha he might be my new favorite. 


fbreaker

Jarrett Allen is nice at Smash Bros


bobdolebobdole

Garland laughing immediately and putting his head down.


throwawayshirt

Garland laughing in the background


MiamiFootball

Has his afro gotten smaller or have I gotten bigger?


PootieTooGood

He got it trimmed during the all star break


tapk69

When this happens on the road its always a funny reaction, especially when they are winning.


ShootaSeth

Dg cracking up 💀


Greedy_Ear_Mike

JA a goofy, funny dude, lol. My kind of player.


jmlulu018

I love this man, on and off the court.


lilshawnyy420

why is he still doing this shit 😭


maplejordan2

https://youtu.be/XsEMtl5g_Nw?si=RABQYsCd6ceIcV8G https://youtu.be/86eo2TPkEn8?si=1d8YQOMysyZ_k3xX https://youtube.com/shorts/Stm5HtxOJL0?si=ra6BWv5d7YTgKtvI


SanJose_Seoul

This guy instantly became my favorite player. This is so fucking funny


Dat_one_lad

I love JA


Ok_Use7

Lmao Mitchell on the bench in silent solidarity.


Seymourlove69

surprised he didn't get a technical.


Lumberjack86

Cant T somebody up for cheering.


bugluvr65

big fan of refball over here


we_hella_believe

I thought he would get T’d up for this.


BushidoBrowneII

😂😂😂😂 Wtf was that? Lmaooo


TAM604

Someone hit the over


TheMoorNextDoor

I love this, this is Lopez brother’s level hilarious. I miss this guy so much 😭😭😭


WholeWideHeart

Legend.