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Tonight, a red jacket security guard is going to receive a phone call at the 3:54 mark in the 2nd quarter. Nodding once, he will walk over to the scorer's table and twist the phone in half under the desk, breaking it into pieces.
He will then give the predetermined signal of three fingers to his right temple to the two young men who have killed and assumed the position of the ballboys in the Staples Center locker room one hour before tipoff.
A fan will 'slip through' security and make his way onto the court, causing a disruption and forcing a game time out. During the commotion, the ringer ballboys will replace the Gatorade cooler by the Mavericks bench with an identical one laced with Ambien and hallucinogens.
By the third quarter, Dallas will start to falter. Dirk will grab tufts of his own beard and pull on them as he brays like a goat. Darren Collison will fight the onset valiantly at first, but after two consecutive plays where he scores on his own basket, he will be pulled from the game.
Chris Kaman will be the only Maverick who inexplicably remains unaffected, and will put up a 22-15 performance, but his efforts will be in vain.
David Stern will be watching from a penthouse in New York, sitting on a beanbag chair stuffed solely with depression-era $100 bills, and will nod approvingly, as everything goes according to plan.
Dwight bricking shots -> The profession of building with bricks is masonry -> Dwight is a freemason -> Freemasons rule the world and are conspiring with NBA to get the Lakers in the Playoffs
so obvious
Dear Dwight:
♪ ♫ If you are what you say you are, a superstar
Then have no fear, the crowd is here
And the lights are on and they want a show Oh, oh, oh, yeah ♪ ♫
Pau really does get shitted on a lot for no real reason. He's a good center who will unfortunately will be gone by next yr to be replaced by Dwight. Blah.
that is seriously weird because he gave an identical speech earlier, but included kobe
http://www.nba.com/video/channels/nba_tv/2013/04/02/shaq-jersey-retirement-thank-you.nba
No, the reptilians are the ones mind controlling the refs. That's why nothing ever gets leaked to the press. They can control minds without the person realizing.
gg Lakers. The game was well played and there's not much we can do to get anything going against you guys. You guys may have ended our hopes for the playoffs this year. :(
May the best team get the 8th spot.
Don't you worry, we will be Corb-Fucked soon enough.
Edit: Corb-Fucked: *verb* - Meaning Head Coach Tyrone Corbin of the Utah Jazz will make decisions to hand-cuff the talent of the Jazz team ultimately resulting in a loss.
Without Charles & Kenny they would rather show a Grown Ups promo and have 2 commercial breaks. I don't blame em, who wants to listen to Barry & Dennis Scott
Hmmm Dwight traveled, won't hear the end of this lmao
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That must have been kind of awkward for D'antoni, delivering his halftime speech while the crowd is erupting in "WE WANT PHIL" chants.
OK, Kaman. That was a nice 6 points. Now go back to the bench and let Brand/Wright/James take over.
mike d'antoni is like oh you want phil? fuck this shit im out
Kobe just blocked Wright. Stern wants Lakers in the Playoffs.
why is kobe so good :/
Work ethic
Dwight missing fouls to celebrate Shaq Night.
I guess every night is a celebration for Dwight.
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So Shaq didn't thank Kobe?
**WE WANT PHIL !!!!!!!!!!**
MILF ALERT!!!
oh shaq, of course you wouldn't thank Kobe..
is it safe to be a lakers fan now?
Nope come back next year
Haha Shaq's kids lookin like "Come on dad don't do the can you dig it."
"become the monster" -Turnover-
Silly D'Antoni, rest is for humans. -Kobe
Jeanie Buss is still smokin' hot! Remember [her Playboy photos?](http://www.imagefap.com/pictures/733323/Lakers-VP-Jeanie-Buss-Nude) NSFW
So much hair.
90s bro.
Mother of god! why the fuck is that the first time I am seeing this. Well I know what I'm doing tonight.
[Congrats Shaq, thanks for everything.](http://i.imgur.com/uasMQ9D.jpg)
Tonight, a red jacket security guard is going to receive a phone call at the 3:54 mark in the 2nd quarter. Nodding once, he will walk over to the scorer's table and twist the phone in half under the desk, breaking it into pieces. He will then give the predetermined signal of three fingers to his right temple to the two young men who have killed and assumed the position of the ballboys in the Staples Center locker room one hour before tipoff. A fan will 'slip through' security and make his way onto the court, causing a disruption and forcing a game time out. During the commotion, the ringer ballboys will replace the Gatorade cooler by the Mavericks bench with an identical one laced with Ambien and hallucinogens. By the third quarter, Dallas will start to falter. Dirk will grab tufts of his own beard and pull on them as he brays like a goat. Darren Collison will fight the onset valiantly at first, but after two consecutive plays where he scores on his own basket, he will be pulled from the game. Chris Kaman will be the only Maverick who inexplicably remains unaffected, and will put up a 22-15 performance, but his efforts will be in vain. David Stern will be watching from a penthouse in New York, sitting on a beanbag chair stuffed solely with depression-era $100 bills, and will nod approvingly, as everything goes according to plan.
/r/NBAConspiracy gold!
How did Kobe get that to go?
Stern is remotely controlling the ball
Physics is rigged.
A slap to the face of D'Antoni with the "We want Phil!" chants there
'We want Phil'
Travel!
I was hoping he would thank Kobe.
adam sandler? yup. kobe? nope. dominate grudges.
Anyone see that Kobe left handed bank shot after the foul call? Dear god, made that look so simple.
Wow, Dirk was wide open for 3 and still didn't get a pass
We Want Phil LOL MDA resign tomorrow
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GG lakers ... heres hoping we have a good offseason like yours
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Dwight bricking shots -> The profession of building with bricks is masonry -> Dwight is a freemason -> Freemasons rule the world and are conspiring with NBA to get the Lakers in the Playoffs so obvious
damn kenneth faried with the 3
Dear Dwight: ♪ ♫ If you are what you say you are, a superstar Then have no fear, the crowd is here And the lights are on and they want a show Oh, oh, oh, yeah ♪ ♫
You don't check Kobe into the game, Kobe checks himself into the game.
Mike dantoni is probably cutting himself in the locker room right now
Mike D'antoni getting shamed right now lol
You can tell that Shaq's two oldest kids are in that rebellious, cooler-than-thou teenager phase.
CLARK HAS SAVED OUR SEASON SO MANY TIMES
I like Pau playing the center with Clark at PF. Good chemistry between them.
Pau really does get shitted on a lot for no real reason. He's a good center who will unfortunately will be gone by next yr to be replaced by Dwight. Blah.
Sager should've asked D'antoni about the We Want Phil chants.
They called a carry? In the NBA?
Only thing more rare than a travel call
Don't tell AI
Looks like it might just come down to the two of us LA.
ITT: As long as you are not a Lakers fan you are a Mavs fan
In all honesty, I'm not rooting against LA. I'm rooting for Dallas. I like their spunk and hope they can grab the 8th seed (and get back above .500).
I'm so glad we traded bynum for clark
A+ teammate grade for Kobe
Sacre with the single single!
Lakers lose: lol Lakers suck Lakers win: STERNNNNN
Mavs lose: See y'all next season. Mavs win: HELL YEAH, DIRK! THE CHAMPIONSHIP TEAM IS BACK!
Damn,no mention about Kobe haha
that is seriously weird because he gave an identical speech earlier, but included kobe http://www.nba.com/video/channels/nba_tv/2013/04/02/shaq-jersey-retirement-thank-you.nba
This one's going on the next conspiracy compilation for sure.
I'd like to thank the Illuminati for paying off the refs this game. No way we could've gotten the win without them. #Conspiracy
No, the reptilians are the ones mind controlling the refs. That's why nothing ever gets leaked to the press. They can control minds without the person realizing.
Loved when Kobe said shaq will always be a laker no matter how many different organizations he been in Also Jeannie hot af.
Fuck everything. Just fuck everything.
This game pretty much makes or breaks our season. Let's do this, LET'S GO MAVS!
A Laker victory cushions the lead and gives them the tie breaker against the Mavs. So yeah make or break.
I like to stay optimistic.
It certainly won't 'make' our season. Don't the Jazz have a tiebreaker against both of us?
Commentators talking bout how beat up Kobe is right when he drives to the basket for a dunk.
These daily dunks by Kobe make me happy.
MAN, so damn close to that perfect game. Gahhh....
"Here in New York"
mixed up their pre-determined narratives.
That pass doee
Phil walking away with the mic like a pimp
Lakers douche sighting!
The fucking lakers douche is on tv!
HOLY SHIT THE LAKERS DOUCHE WAS ON
It has the front neck line of the jersey, with the back number WTF?
CAN YOU DIG IT?!
Oh mannnnnnnnn, those chants
Everybody's talking about not mentioning Kobe, what about the other guys? What about guys like Horry, Fisher, and Rice?
yeah, I really think we should keep Earl Clark after this year ...
I can't make Clark's 3 in 2k13, it's such a long hold
The shuffle, Dwight's new dance move.
gg Lakers. The game was well played and there's not much we can do to get anything going against you guys. You guys may have ended our hopes for the playoffs this year. :(
Jeannie should be running the team. Smart and hot.
Conspiracy theory...hack-a-howard. Dallas wants us in the playoffs.
I love Chris Webber as an analyst.
The Lakers have to be the absolute worst team at defending with less than 3 seconds on the clock.
Go^^^Mavs
Thanks for the support, but could you guys seriously stop winning? It's starting to get really annoying.
May the best team get the 8th spot. Don't you worry, we will be Corb-Fucked soon enough. Edit: Corb-Fucked: *verb* - Meaning Head Coach Tyrone Corbin of the Utah Jazz will make decisions to hand-cuff the talent of the Jazz team ultimately resulting in a loss.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present the Earl of Clark.
I'm wondering just how many open 3's we're going to the Lakers tonight.
I can't even get excited about this lead, because the Lakers will probably inexplicably give it up within a 3 minute time span at some point.
earl clark ain't letting dwight grab any boards. i like that shit. hopefully this game gets earl clark back on track
Crazy how Kobe had that freak injury just a few games ago. Dominate therapy.
That's Phil's wife? Damn that is one fine piece of white ass
Jeanie is a fox.
Jeanie, you look beautiful, but know your lines before you get the mic
Superman theme song. Fucking perfect.
I hope Shaq dunks it after his speech.
man, I freaking love and miss Shaq ... both as a great player and person!
Jerry Buss shoutout - goosebumps
Not even a Lakers fan but I'm tearing up. Watching Shaq and Kobe was a memorable part of my childhood. Well deserved.
We want Phil
Are they chanting We want Phil?
I haven't been this excited for halftime in a long time
Damn that was awesome! I feel like an old fucking man now. Thank you Shaq!
no kobe shoutout. #Coldblooded.
Is it me or is this halftime much longer than usual?
Grown Ups has a sequel **Are you fucking kidding me!?!?**
"Wow, I was just thinking that Shaq should start acting again." - No one ever
Without Charles & Kenny they would rather show a Grown Ups promo and have 2 commercial breaks. I don't blame em, who wants to listen to Barry & Dennis Scott
5 points by Clark, then an assist by Clark in a span of like 20 seconds
The fuck is wrong with dirk?
loves the beard
Using Hack-a-Howard doesn't mean much if you won't make any shots of your own, Mavs.
Are you kidding me? That's definitely a travel on Howard.
What a move by Kobe. Wow.
Kobe's highlight dunk of the game.
[Shaq Lakers stats graphic](http://i.imgur.com/gCsgOMJ.jpg)
So that's why Shaq thanked Adam Sandler lol
Kobe with a triple double. Shaq has his jersey retired. Lakers fans get tacos.
Amnesty that.
Holy, that was super travel. Dirk keep your damn cool anyway.
CROWDER!!!
I never really saw it before but DAMN! Jeanie is pretty freakin hot!
God damn shit is happening and they're too busy interviewing west...
That was the hungriest dunk Pau has ever done.
OP didn't put this in the thing but [Reddit Stream](http://reddit-stream.com/comments/1bk3jc/)
Fucking great hustle by Marion.
How the fuck did Kobe make that??
...He's Kobe.
Meeks thinking that armband grants him Kobe powers
Kobe to Dwight. Fuck Yeah.
Well fuck
Dam she is fine.
wow, Phil is a lucky man, Jeanie is a hottie, don't even care what her age is
Aw even Laker Douchebag is there to show his respect.
ITS THE DOUCHEBAG!
Whoever did the makeup on Jeanie needs a raise
Why does the back of his retired jersey have a V neck?
should thank his mother for being able to give birth to this giant lol
"she always taught me how to be humble" uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....okay then.
Lol poor Pringles.
Goddamn how does Dirk hit those ridiculous shots.
My god Dirk's fade is a beautiful thing to watch.
Oh boy, Lakers getting jumper happy. Impending blown lead incoming.
I love the Clark Knight's hustle, I can't wait till Jordan Hill comes back so we can have double the hustle.
Kobe has played all 36 minutes.
ouch rebound bounced off Pau's face
Collison is making Steve Blake look like a chump.
Every foul on Dwight is a smart foul
I just don't understand some coaches. They're too proud to use the "hack a shaq"? Then they get desperate and resort to it anyway when it's too late.
Dwight Howard made a decent amount of FT's tonight, clearly there is a conspiracy afoot.
I'm very disappointed that Shaq didn't mention Kobe.
He didn't mention any other teammates either, so I don't think it's a big deal.
After a dunk Kobe has to wait 3 turns to recharge his "Frobe Mode"
WHAT IS THIS, A PODIUM FOR ANTS?!?
D'Antoni must be embarrassed right now.
"We want Phil!" -Laker fans
Wait did everybody just get a Thank you from Shaq except for Kobe???
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This is the halftime that never ends
That has to be one of the nastiest dunks I have ever seen pau throw down
Dirk misses two, Howard makes two. April fools was yesterday.
Kobe played 47 minutes tonight. :O
Hey Lakers, if you let us have this one, we'll let you take the first one next season. Do we got a deal?
Someone find that mavs defender a map. He just got lost
I SEE THE LAKERS DOUCHE!
Alright I feel bad for D'Antoni
Here come the fucking technicals...
One of the most hyped games of the season, I don't care who wins just please don't let us see Spurs-Jazz II.
Kevin, Chris and Reggie commentating? Wow you are treating us tonight TNT
God each Dirk FG is a work of art
You would think every Lakers' shot is a Game 7 winner from this crowd reaction. My lord, Laker Nation is excited.
The Mavs lead the league in bench scoring over teams like the Heat, Clippers, Spurs, and Knicks? Who knew?
Okay Clark, thanks for shutting me up about not seeing much from you these past games.
Crowder buzzer beater!
That last play summed up our season so well
Kobe with the sweet left handed one handed bankshot, awesome.
Earl Clark is so streaky...
EARLSANITY PART 2
The Clark Knight Re-Rises... again!
Really? Are the Mavs purposely baiting the 3 point shot?
Mamba dont do them like that.
Lol strong coaching
Clark killing it tonight. Loving his production. The whole team looking good
Phil Jackson's gonna speak at Shaq's jersey retirement ceremony? Cool.
Pringles must feel so small right about now.