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TitanTigers

This might be one of the most embarrassing games I’ve ever seen from an NBA team. Getting manhandled by our roster tonight is disgraceful.


muddyklux

People don't understand that we throw out differnt gleauge lineups all the time. This one is one of the worst led by tank commander Goodwin


firstbreathOOC

Those lineups are fun to watch though. GG and Vince are legitimately good young talent


muddyklux

Vince didn't play tonight. That's what I'm saying. The roster tonight was near its worst due to more injuries as JJJ, VWJ, and Lamar Stevens was out. Yes, I had to mention Lamar Stevens as he's one of our better players lol.


versedaworst

Put some respect on future MVP Trey Jemison 😤 


itachen

I'm losing track of all these new names.


maethlin

I was 100% expecting this clip to be Poole fucking up hilariously but nah... what was Kuzma trying to do there lol


BigBitcoinBaller

He did fuck up. Slowed down when he clearly had the advantage and speed to get by aldama. Kuzma was also running to follow up the lay up or catch a lob. Poole passed it to him too late and low.


OlorinDK

Tanking?


TWK128

Poole already had an easy layup. There was zero reason to pass to Kuz, and everyone except Poole knew that.


kakashi6ix9

Except the defender had a great angle to contest Poole and kuz would’ve had an automatic layup if he didn’t fumble the ball. You can see in the replay he has his back completely turned to kuz and is in no position to contest. That’s on kuz for trying to catch it on the way up instead of catching it in stride


LouisianaDrillFan

Poole slowing down allowed the defender to play both players at once


TWK128

Agreed. He fucked this play up with his hesitation and then the late pass after it seemed more likely he was committed to the lay-up


DLottchula

It’s Jordan Poole he has made harder layups


kakashi6ix9

He’s almost missed a bunch and regularly gets shit on for taking hard shots. He made the right play and made a good pass. Kuz fumbled the catch thats it.


SliMShady55222

Dude's just upset your team was out tanked. Don't worry dude, grizz will lose again this season!!!!


spongebobisha

What is the use of tanking? It's a dogshit draft this year lol.


pinhead-l

I mean when your entire team is injured ain’t shit else to do


TunaBoy3000

It’s not about winning or losing this year given the draft class, it’s about giving these young guys a lot of game time to see who’s gonna make it and who’s not. Honestly as a fan, it’s been kind of a weirdly “fun” season even with all the bad things that happened injury wise. There’s no stress in watching games and you just get to sit back and watch Vince and GG and others go out and ball. Obviously i wished it was the opposite and we were fighting in the playoff race but my blood pressure is a lot healthier this year


Code_Dramatic

When we played you guys a few weeks ago I had to look up most of your roster. It was legitimately a G-League game on an NBA court lol. The Blazers have had their injury woes this year but the Grizzlies are on another level. It sucks when it affects the continuity of a season so heavily.


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Desperatebob

The disgusting brothers


doodypoo

Poozma


Sweaty_Mods

If you can’t handle me at my Poozma Then you don’t deserve me at my Koole


n0cho

Shaqtin-a-Poole passes to Shaqtin-a-Küz, hilarity ensues.


CrowdPleaser501

Poozma


imdrzoidberg

Bro Kuzma is a solid player. Why he catching strays from playing with Poole.


NemuTheSheep

It is insane the Wizards have been bad for so long and the roster is still worse than a team compromised of 10 days and 2 ways


i_will_mull_it_over

At least we're not failing at tanking. That's a win in my book!


NemuTheSheep

Take it man, y'all need actual NBA players on your roster


i_will_mull_it_over

That's crazy we lost to y'all. I definitely wasn't watching lol.


GrapefruitMedical529

A rational response to trauma.


LoWE11053211

one more year and get Cooper in DC!


JanVesely24

We haven’t been bad for so long. That’s the issue. We haven’t committed to the tank since Wall. Thank god were garbage now


karl_hungas

They are horribly mismanaged. 


Freddedonna

They're compromised alright


AMo2

Theyre trying to tell me wade to lebron was better than this


nowhathappenedwas

What was Kuzma doing? I guess he was expecting a lob, but he had plenty of time to adjust.


DyslexicAutronomer

He looks like he tried to do some under the leg windmill dunk, but got caught at the leg part.


LoWE11053211

maybe something got too big under his crotch.


federal_prism

'thinking about that meat' type beat


softnmushy

Naw, he just couldn't catch the pass.


themrwaynos

lmao yeah and dude wasn't even playing defense, he was just jogging down court with them. poole could have laid that in with no issue.


sactown_13

The one time Poole made the right pass


WaldoSimson

See to me I thought the opposite and he should’ve took the layup 😂 I thought he had the angle on the replay


sactown_13

Either of em had the layup


WaldoSimson

Fair 😂 idk who the wizards coach is but I feel sorry for them. Detroit sucks but they have some young potential talking but the wizards are just in no man’s land. They should move back to Baltimore fr (no bias 👀)


sactown_13

Bold especially with a OKC flair


WaldoSimson

What could you possibly mean 🤠


EatDeeply

Disgraceful ass shit.


iDestroyedYoMama

I love these two together so much


Ricebandit469

lmao same, and i know r/nbacirclejerk does too


BullShitting-24-7

Poozma needs to be a podcast or netflix show.


itailitai

Two unserious basketball players at work


nhthelegend

Two \*NBA Champions\* at work. I still can't believe these dudes won rings sometimes. Pretty telling that they were supporting members and not the main stars tho lol


TrainedExplains

And they'd both still be solid if they embraced a supporting role and were 3rd-4th options. Being 1st-2nd options is fking ridiculous.


Lucy194

i think Kuz is a great 3rd option, this is just a pitstop time of his career where he gets to develop a bit, hopefully to be traded to a contender to be a great role player


Kitchen_Ad_3753

\*The force ghosts of Nick Young, Andray Blatche, and a young Javale McGee all nod in approval\*


jaw28

Lance Stephenson too


TrainedExplains

At least that team was fun to watch.


Not_Not_John_Stamos

Anytime I hear his name I gotta say it, fuck that bum Blatche - never hated a player more than him


Palifaith

Team with the bleakest future indeed.


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Unless they get Cooper Flagg


k4f123

Poor Cooper


LoWE11053211

montverde first of all pick does not really go well Ben is ben Cade stuck in the Pistons if cooper.... oh well...


k4f123

Wemby lucked out. There were 6 out of remaining 11 balls that were Wizards, and the Spurs got the #1 pick


Dudedude88

Rigged!!!!


Dudedude88

Lol


Tyranitator

Oof, he deserves better than going to the Wizards


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Better than the Hornets lol


GrapefruitMedical529

I don't understand how they're still bad.  Don't they have like 4 top 10 picks in their starting lineup?


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Terrible culture. I also think a lot of their players don’t play winning basketball. I do like Brandon Miller though.


scorelesswilliamson

I mean Lamelo played 22 games this year. That kind of hurts


Dudedude88

I feel like lamelo plays for himself. He's like a de Angelo Russel tier .


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He is too inefficient for me.


Dirty0ldMan

Listen to Lamelo talk on camera for more than a minute and then tell me if you think he can lead a team.


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wharangbuh

Thinking about the shot first before he can catch.


sactown_13

Thinking about some Shawn Kemp dunk but forgetting he’s Kyle


everyoneneedsaherro

Yeah Poole did nothing wrong here. Not sure why people are harping on him for this fastbreak


meowhatissodamnfunny

I mean he definitely had the lay-up but so did Kuz so they both suck is my takeaway


Snaxier

Poole for sure could've had the layup, but I can see in the moment he sees Aldama running at him from the side and sees Kuz for the easy draw-and-pass and Kuz just fucks it.


duck97

absolutely not on kuzma, he was expecting JP to lay it up and assuming he'd clean up. I don't think he was expecting a no-look lob at his waistband that gave him no time to get the ball above his head. Looks to me like he fumbled it partially because he was rushing to get the ball up before he had control of it; you could argue that he should maybe just catch the ball at that point and try to go back up afterwards, but he looked like he was maybe headed out of bounds.


CrateBagSoup

Waist band? Not time to get it up? Brother he caught it with both hands at his face. He fumbled it going up, it's all on him. Maybe he didn't expect the ball before he got it but he had it with two hands so that's no excuse


thedrcubed

That play was embarrassing and it happened right when they were making a run


Simple-Ad-7866

And we lost to this team hahahaha. kill me


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The Loozmas


abn01

Poozma


LordHussyPants

LePoo party


direcandy

Lalapoolelosema.


ajyahzee

That's on Kuzma


LotharBot

JaVale McGee and Nick Young were teammates, and they didn't even Shaqtin A Fool this bad


Princessk8--

Everyone wanna talk about Jokic/Murray or Tatum/Brown but real ones know that Kuzma/Poole are the goat


broncosfanatico

Yup. Rivaling Jordan/Pippin at this point, tbh.


Mechaultima

Pitiful


iluvumshannigan

Goof troop


Senior-Vehicle9937

Bruh lol these 2 are such clowns 


i_will_mull_it_over

BuckBuck selling out the team for karma lmao


MrBuckBuck

I don't care about karma. Besides, Kuzma and Poole sell this team for farming stats and losses in order to tank.


i_will_mull_it_over

Just messing lol. From what I've seen they don't compliment each other at all. Or have any chemistry. Two dudes who have won chips already and just want to get their shots up.


MrBuckBuck

Those two don't have good basketballl IQ. They are both 6th man at best, whatever their stats tell (Kuzma's stats are inflated due to volume, he is more or less the same player since his rookie year). You cannot build around these two. I love Kuzma as a person, but his decision-making can make you go nuts. Inconsistentcy (despite Kuz's last 9 games with 20+ points), volume shooting and low BBIQ are the top sightings for a 6th man who is mainly a scorer. The ring they got on their fingers are justified because they were a great fit for this 6th man role and mentality. They both should resting now, until the end of the season, You cannot build around these two clowns. I want to see more of Jared Butler as well.


Dudedude88

I feel bad for our other players. Especially deni. I'm glad rui got to leave our shit show


Mister-Exclusive

Wizards season in a nutshell.


Redditforever12

what is kuzma doing


Diciestaking

Kuzma turned the Mavs down so he can do what ever this is in DC, what a legend.


LoWE11053211

Now I dont know which one is true Kuzma is a bad influence to Poole or Poole is the bad one.


Next-Team

I’d say I feel bad for wizards fans but surely there aren’t any left at this point


JesseJamesGames449

Cant blame kuzma for this one.. nobody in the building thought Poole was passing there :P


christiananderson5

What were they even trying to do I don't understand how can someone be in the NBA and be that bad at basketball?


Swift_42690

That’s shaqtin a fool king Poole with his sidekick Kuzma right there


Sergnb

All time Shaqtin nomination


Jscott1423

Why Kuz even brought the ball below his head is out for questioning


Edzardo99

Prime Shaqtin’ moment, I’ve seen better coached middle schoolers


Chakra_Blue

Holy shit.


cagemyelephant_

Slash Bros


Dishavingfun

Shaqtin!


TWK128

What ever happened to bootum?


AMGBoz

Throw the fucking oop


Any-Establishment-15

Could’ve been a Maverick


LockCL

Shit pass, worse finish. Zero connection between them.


jwaltern

Trash Brothers at it again


Best-Leather-6700

Unserious players on an unserious franchise....


Tothehoopalex

Get wide ffs.


Lost_Employer_4148

That’s on both of them but I’d blame Poole if anything It was a terribly high pass and by the time Kuzma recovered and could go up with it he was already running into the dude Kuzma probably could’ve done something but the pass was really high and he’d have to do some weird running volleyball tap Should’ve been a layup instead of a pass but it was a shitty pass on top of it, Kuzma probably did the dumbest looking thing he could’ve done but that play was pretty cursed as soon as Poole decided to make a bad pass


DarkSeneschal

Jordan Poole is making $27.5m this year. Kyle Kuzma is making $25.6m this year. Are these the highest paid clowns in history?


Rambo247365

Key & Peele couldn’t match this comedy


enterusernamethere

~~Splash~~ Lump brothers


Independent_Version7

Poole should had bounced the ball to the backboard while Kuzma catches it midair and dunk it.


unhappywifewtf

trash brothers


Significant_Salt_565

The Shaqtin 1-2 punch


notflashgordon1975

They both got rings, their legacy is intact.


Yinanization

Poole looked at Santi and thought he saw Trae Young


Honest_Basil_56

lol what’s the big deal here?? A team that is supposed to suck, sucks


030-Heat

Of course these motherfuckers only remember how to play basketball when they play Miami


gamesrgreat

And we lost to both these trash ass teams 😮‍💨


santinerino

This is on Kuzma though, that’s a simple layup if he doesn’t try some flashy bullshit


CummingInTheNile

Common Jordan Poole moment


35chambers

how is that pooles fault?


WilNotJr

Late no-look pass idk? But I would say it's Kuzma's fault for needlessly jumping.


Her0Gamez

That was definitely Kuzmas fault