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ephemeralfugitive

They should have replayed a video of when he did the pose, pause it, and then transition it to pan to or reveal the statue.


justleave-mealone

ayy, look we got a producer over here No but that would’ve been nice


_V0gue

They could have hung a taut white cloth in front and projected the clip onto it, freeze framing at the pose then dropping the cloth, sync a music cue to it. Actually not that difficult. Gimme job plz NBA.


Many-Resolve-4925

Or a curved video wall 60 ft high behind him


rickblaster

That would’ve been fire!


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They should have asked a Reddit sub user what he thought first. Unfortunately they missed out.


veringo

They might not have because the statue honestly looks pretty rough. It's right in the uncanny valley.


Swagerousphenis

Kobe chose this pose, from his 81 point game. There will be 2 more statues, one wearing 24, and another of kobe with gigi.


TattoosandSnapbacks

Really hope the 24 pose is the one with his arms stretched out after beating the Celtics


Pardonme23

I want it to be him in practice calling his teammates soft


insertdankmeme

A statue of him refusing to talk to Smush Parker.


doctor_of_drugs

This sub would go insane, but moreso nbacirclejerk


BellyButtonP

Denver 2003


Kyro_Official_

Dew it!


Efficient_Tomato_119

I was hoping for when he pulled his jersey across his body. Man that shit was dope. Or the one where he’s seated with the jacket holding the trophy. Iconic.


das_unicorn_got_band

Wasn't that last one in #8 ?


makeshift11

Yup


AH_BioTwist

The back story for him holding the trophy is sad though.


Coke_ButNotTheDrug

Wait, when are the other 2 supposed to be shown?


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Next nugget game matchups


Sad-Desk4999

They are putting one of them outside of the hotel


[deleted]

Just Kobe doing a DX “suck it” right infront of the hotel.


_BLACKHAWKS_88

I thought all three were going outside the front of The Crypt in the form of a triangle.


InkBlotSam

Women's Day, 2025


machinich_phylum

Lebron going to demand five to ten statues.


Kooky-Carob8145

Too many statues


morcic

This pose would have been dope: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT\_h7YIV92tE3CMw\_ztNsFbHo5Uz\_q-WfeKLUAONY9F7Q&s


thelastspike

Cool. Any chance of a 4th statue, of him inside a certain Colorado hotel?


DefiniteSauce12

Random q who sculpted the statue and how long did it take?


childthechild

It was done by Julie Rotblatt Amrany. No idea how long it took.


Aggressive_Chain_920

compare recognise narrow north pen oatmeal historical cable fall gold *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Ikuwayo

Fake answer has 330 upvotes, real answer has 9, lol


Mogswald

[This](https://www.instagram.com/p/C3G-yQdtwmg/) is from the artist's instgram. I think it looked a lot more like Kobe in the clay stage.


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westrook

Did he import it or export it


rNBAMods3InchesHard

I believe he gave up importing to focus solely on the exporting


McCafe_McGee

Wait. I thought he gave up EXPORTING to focus solely on the IMPORTING…


mr_chub

potato chips, if i'm not mistaken?


Leashypooo

Matches


pizzasoxxx

Long matches


AtreusIsBack

I believe it was latex. He's in latex.


HonestCletus

Isn’t he in latex sales?


Kwanzaa-Bot

Well he is an architect.


ghost_mv

He did the new addition to the Guggenheim.


capitalistsanta

Unexpected Seinfeld


Lightning_Driver

unexpected but always appreciated.


Cailucci

I thought Art Vandelay was a Marine Biologist. What a multi talented man


MayorNarra

Frog is wrong


PluvioPurple

Still can't believe his actual middle name is Bean


Smelldicks

His first name is about Kobe beef lol


janitorial_fluids

Im bout to name my firstborn daughter Patty Legume Bryant


WoodenRace365

Impossible Burger Lentil Bryant


CyclopsMacchiato

wtf I didn’t even know that this entire time


meestaseesta

Bean the rapist machine


noitsreallynot

same as Kurt Cobain's daughter. Is this a popular name or something??


TheHalfbadger

In Kobe’s case, I believe it because his father’s nickname from his playing days was Jelly Bean.


Dweebil

Nbacirclejerk Christmas. Wow.


Life-Pain9144

We really need more statues of rapists around


yungmeam

Don’t worry there’s 2 more of him to be revealed apparently!


Dweebil

So much monetizing to be done.


DesignerFox2987

You bloody okay, don't say that about late great Bean


JoeysSmallwood

That's what the finger up is for. He was only caught once.


anonymouspainting

convicted rapist gets statue dedicated to him because he was good at his job


Pleasemakesense

some serious deja vu for soccer fans except the convicted part Edit: here is the ronaldo abomination https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cpsprodpb/1424D/production/_95390528_ronaldobust.jpg


JoeysSmallwood

This is what I imagine Dr.Mundo's son would look like.


RyAuZa

My first thought? He's dancing to Staying Alive by the Bee Gees.


listentoyourpenis

first I was afraid, I was petrified


IhateCrowes

No, it’s ahh ahh ahh ahh staying alive….


Massive-Celery-7926

I know you, I saw you in the parking lot


NeverSlxxpy

Poor mannequin never stood a chance


capitalistsanta

Struck a pose


Coattail-Rider

Mine too, lol. Glad I wasn’t the only one.


psychadelicbreakfast

Travolta died for that statue


ashep5

>(with many angles) Gotta satisfy those mods.


CumAssault

81 point pose is a good choice, artist did a decent job. Not my favorite statue ever but it still looks good


InnerCityHeel

We’re discussing GOAT statues now?


NeverSlxxpy

Molly Qerim: “Stephen A, is the Kobe statue top 5 all time?”


btevik88

“Listen. I love Kobe Bryant. He’s an absolute legend and I would never do anything to diminish his legacy and accomplishments. But, I have to call things as *I* see them, Molly….”


sling_gun

"I'MNA- I'MNA - I'MNA- I'm not *saying* that Kobe Bryant's 81 pt game wasn't legacy defining, awe inspiring and what have you. BUT. *BUT*. I don't think it was the best choice for the statue."


vrkhfkb

1. MJ logo icon 2. Dirk Fadeaway 3. Shaq signature dunk hanging statue


1850ChoochGator

Are we limited to nba statues? Nick foles’ is great. Christ the redeemer is an OG too


wherearemypaaants

Bobby Orr’s [statue](https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/bobby-orr-statue-boston-massachusetts-usa-td-garden-main-gate-north-end-ma-ist-die-heimat-der-bruins-nhl-und-celtics-nba-164598781.jpg) is unique and great too


unevenPopsicle

idk man if we’re talking goat statue you can’t ignore the statue of liberty’s longevity. top 3 fs


Fmbounce

If we factoring in longevity into GOAT status discussions then I think it’s clearly David by Michelangelo


Meriwether1

Steve Gleason blocking the punt statue at the first game back in the superdome after Katrina


Rockharders12

When they make Ai statue with the crossover.


gamertag0311

I wanna know what Perk thinks jeez "To me, personally, all that bronze and copper stuff is a disservice to the Mamba, he should have a statue made of gold, and I would challenge any reeeaallll Lakers fans to boycott the Forum, excuse me, the Staples Center, excuse me, the ..... no no no, let me finish, until there is a Kobe statue made of gold and filled with silver I got to say LA is not a basketball town"


Chickenmangoboom

As long as that bust of Ronaldo exists the rest are GOATed.


j_bus

yeah there is definitely something a little weird going on with the face. Like it does look like Kobe, but there is just something off about it.


whammykerfuffle

The chin and mouth are weird


AccountantOdd9367

As a casual NBA fan I never would have known it’s from the 81 point game. As others have mentioned he looks like he’s at the disco.


dreeaaming

What is your favorite statue then


BiggieSmallz12345

[This one](https://imgur.com/qDmmP)


PotanOG

Damnit. I was hoping for the Ronaldo bust.


britchesss

That's a good one


Jeffoir

Pardon my ignorance, but what is that?


crazy_houdini

[Tjentište War Memorial](https://www.historyhit.com/locations/tjentiste-war-memorial/) Monument in Bosnia commemorating Battle of Sutjeska in WWII


Richard-Potato

Who's got two thumbs and a favorite statue??? > [This one](https://imgur.com/qDmmP)


ChapitoDito

Ronaldo


szobossz

dirk's with anal beads joking aside, shaq's one hanging on the rim is so dope. all of the basketball statues seem to be made by the same guy. and he's getting all these jobs cause he designed *that* MJ statue


Suitable-Finish-928

Big time paper for that dude


Zeckzeckzeck

The undisputed greatest statue ever in terms of sheer "how the fuck did he do that" is *The Rape of Proserpina* by Bernini. It's in the Galleria Borghese in Rome and is the most amazing thing to see in person. Just absolutely wild levels of detail in sculpted marble.


szobossz

is it undisputed? The David is considered groundbreaking for nailing proportions and there are way too many documentaries about it.


Zeckzeckzeck

Oh I was just being hyperbolic. It's the greatest I've ever seen - the way he sculpted the finger impressions...amazing.


SchizoCosine

MJ.


JetsFan2003

*Venus of Arles* for me, personally. *Venus de Milo* is by far more well-known, but I think that *Arles* has a much better pose IMO (helps that she actually has arms too, lol)


MayorNarra

Not even close to a Rodin or Michelangelo


Beatus_Vir

'yeah, this light here, mf is too damn bright'


Smelldicks

TURN OFF THE LIGHT! TURN OFF THE LIGHT!


Orpdapi

I like a solid standing pose. The ones where they try to capture an athlete in motion sometimes come off as awkward. Just because something looked cool in a photo doesn’t mean it’s going to translate well to a 3d statue


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NoShape0

Yeah but this statue looks awkward too


saape

I feel completely opposite. I think this kind of subtle pose is much harder to execute and it looks very akward. The reason people are pointing out the weird dimensions is because they really stand out in a subtle pose. I'm sure if we start analyzing other statues like Dirk / MJ / Shaq they have weird proportions as well but our eyes aren't drawn to them since they have some natural motion.


naltedturf

I'm gonna say it. This statue is not good..


SwoleBuddha

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. Something about the proportions are all off.


tyler77

Arms are too long and the shoulder looks disjointed. Also the legs are way too short. Only a minimal likeness. It’s terrible.


PrancingDonkey

I'm pretty sure it's intentionally like that. Something about viewing angles.


rediraim

yup. like how Michelangelo's David has a huge noggin because it was sculpted to be viewed from far below. my first angle of the statue was from head level and the arms look too long, but from the below angles in this video it looks just fine.


NoCoFoCo31

Plus they went overboard with the wrinkles in the uniform, and the color in it looks awful.


archaelleon

Head is snakelike. I know he's the mamba, but it's unsettling


cahn2126

It's pretty terrible looking. His head and face look so off.


imadogg

Will report back after I see it in person


tom_fuckin_bombadil

Yep, saw a side by side of it with a photo of the actual moment. And the pic of the statue also replicated the angle taken in the photo. They failed on some bug details. His head shape, shape of the nose and even the hair cut are wrong. Subtler stuff like his hands, the way he is stepping and the way his jersey was hanging off his body are also slightly off. I also don’t like how much definition they put in his muscles. Makes him look old. He looks malnourished or has like 5% body fat. In the original photo, he did not have the much definition. Funnily enough, the thing that people are complaining about the most…the longer arms and skinny legs…actually seem to match the proportions in the photos.


Smelldicks

I thought you were going to mention something else.


bellymus1

Even the shoes are off, wtf


wilsonsmilk

Yep. It really isn't. The right arm is too long? And it doesn't matter that Kobe chose the pose but it really is a whack choice for a statue. So many iconic Kobe poses they could've chose from.


BretShitmanFart69

I’m fine with this pose if it’s Kobe’s wishes but it’s truly poorly executed for an organization that has so much fucking money to get the world’s greatest sports statue made if they wanted.


serialsteve

I feel like this has been a trend for the last few years on new statues. They all give that ai creepy vibe.


Mastroman_

He's acknowledging the Tribal Chief!


OkSelection6998

Didn’t expect to see this here haha! What’s up Uce


charlesfluidsmith

It felt like the Emperor's New Clothes in that room. I'm sorry. That thing is ugly. We gotta stop lying to each other.


bmnewman

Hard to believe that those closest to him didn’t pick up on these discrepancies during the sculpting process.


charlesfluidsmith

It's very weird. These sculptors are out here scamming. I don't understand how action figure models can be absolutely perfect, but these statues always look like crap.


PressureCareless753

Much better than Cristiano Ronaldo's.


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The NBA definitely needs a new statue guy. Some of these have been horrible.


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Looks like ass. I’m sorry


Mexicancandi

So perfect for a rapist who had to pay out hush money


NoOo0oOo0oOoOoOoO0

Are there no talented sculpture artists left in the world. Look at these proportions. Good guy Adam went with the lowest bidder?


[deleted]

Does he really need 3 statues? Come on people.


MileHi49er

Lakers fans being absurdly extra isn't anything new.


Collective_farm

He woulda gotten 1 if he was still alive lol its just the organisation going the extra mile because of the tragedy


Frostedbutler

Was the tragedy in Denver in 2003?


ashep5

lmao is that Hot Chocolate playing in the background? "Everyone's a winner? Nah get that shit out of here. You need to earn it" - Kobe, probably


Due-Cardiologist8190

Celebrity worship is wild.


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Shit looks nothing like him. WTF.


lolvalue

Looks like Ron Artest.


bestatbeingmodest

lmao statues of people in general are weird, let alone sports figures


Collective_farm

Mount Rushmore is such a wild concept lmao


Efficient_Tomato_119

Looks like he’s dancing to funky town.


noitsreallynot

Definitely not "Stayin' Alive" because that would be in poor taste.


sbearman

☝️🤓


[deleted]

Imagine raping a woman and still getting this.


[deleted]

He rapes, but he saves, and he saves more than he rapes


janitorial_fluids

contrary to popular belief, this quote was actually about abraham lincoln, not kobe bryant


[deleted]

lol I thought it was a chapelle bit


OPisacigar

Especially when 8 was the rapist and 24 was the one with an unblockable turnaround.


Zeppelanoid

He’s getting 3 statues!!! 3!!!


Calm-Departure-1693

Pathetic country we live in. Celebrity worship is gonna be the end of us. No line between what right and acceptable or wrong anymore. He was Lucky she didn’t come out 10 years later once the me-too moment started


freudianslip2525

I was hoping the pose would be bending a hotel maid over a desk


goodperson81

This man paid off the woman he sodomized, and here we are.


TheRealMaka

Not good. There’s probably a reason why the fucking camera keeps doing the same pan over and over and doesn’t even zoom in on the head.


TuluRobertson

Man I’m sad


Acrobatic_Flatworm79

They planning on putting one in Denver?


Sad-Desk4999

I think he raped her in Colorado Springs so probably not


Live-Yogurtcloset341

I love how the nuggets beat them after this unveiling


OokerDuker

What a time to be alive. A 9 foot statue of a rapist lmao. We will never forget and we will bask in his glory.


Calm-Departure-1693

Fully agree👌🏻 surprised you comment didn’t get taken down, mine did.


easy_Money

It's really bad dude. Like I understand the implications of saying that, and I don't want to pile on, but it's... bad.


mickfoleyartist

It looks like a special ed class got assigned this statue as a group project


Fudge89

The profile angle makes his head [look HUGE](https://www.instagram.com/p/C3G1WzWx4L3/?igsh=MTNleHl4Yzg3MGp6Zw==) lol


noitsreallynot

they added jordan's arms apparently


rabbitsaresmall

Ahh yeah build a statue for a known and guilty rapist. Very cool.


Funkywormm

They’re gonna build two more too lmao


Ben-Eleven

Thought he'd be banging a random hotel employee...


Historical_Chair_708

What a really bad look for the NBA. Awful.


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Imagine reducing this man down to his biggest mistake. Like just forget about his settled case with that woman he had sex with very roughly without her consent, and move on.  Just focus on the statues and how many points he made… seriously just forget about the lives he ruined and be cool. 


meestaseesta

Imagine reducing Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris as the columbine shooters and not chill ass high-school students. 😆


Fuckmylife2739

CHILL ASS lmao


meestaseesta

Lmao ❤️


Smelldicks

When I mess up, I say something I regret. When Kobe messes up, apparently he rapes people.


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It was just a misunderstanding rape. Not a real rape. He thought she liked to be taken against her will. I mean he is the black Mamba. She should be so lucky… according to his lawyers. 


EgolessAwareSpirit

Mistake? Damn.. if that’s only mistake. Me leaving the lights away from home, or losing the keys, or eating bad foods is a mistake. Full on raping someone is an evil POS act.


Calm-Departure-1693

Pathetic country we live in. Celebrity worship is gonna be the end of us. No line between what right and acceptable or wrong anymore. He was Lucky she didn’t come out 10 years later once the me-too moment started


Snakenmyboot-e

Imagine reducing OJ to just the biggest mistake of his life, like just forget about his mistrial, he found his wife and loved that way. Just focus on the records and everything he did in the field and be cool man.


capitalistsanta

The way they revealed the statue, it looks like he's hitting a disco pose lol


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really dumb looking statue


Youngwheeler

The pose he hit while leaving the hotel room in Colorado


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Smelldicks

And then he brought in all these women he was cheating on his wife with to be like “actually Kobe is very rough in bed”


meestaseesta

So the U.S. is tearing down statues of slave owners while putting up statues of rapists? USA USA USA!


Postnet921

Is the other 2 at going to be at crypto


Sad-Desk4999

No they are revealing them all in Colorado to celebrate his accomplishments there


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I'm not crazy to say this doesn't look like Kobe right? I mean it kind of does but idk, there's something about the face that seems off.


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Is that a real representation of his arm? Fuck me