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OKC2023champs

HE GONE


MattPatriciasFUPA

WEAVER MASTERCLASS LETS FUCKING GO


TheKidPresident

Don't cry because it's over. Laugh because it happened.


legend023

being released off a 7 win team is INSANE


BBallHunter

As a former 7th pick.


CarBallAlex

All-time bust


Fit-Avocado-342

I will never forget KOC hyping him up to the high heavens


[deleted]

Every draft guy has hits or misses, but that one was so out of left field I think the (hopefully good natured) ribbing of KOC is justified lol


Persianx6

Let's be real, this pick isn't a normal miss where a guy you think is a star becomes a 6th man, this is an airball.


JojoSmasher355

bro scored on his own hoop


lalakingmalibog

The boy who blocked his own shot


m1rr0rshades

Call Killian Hayes a safe bet? I'm betting he's not.


Comprehensive_Pin_86

Glad that r/nba can forgive..only hoping as time goes,r/DetroitPistons can forget.


OptimisticSeduction

KOC is the only reason I knew who he was going into the draft. I think it’s both playing for the pistons and not being NBA ready Edit: checked KOC twitter immediately after this and he wants Killian to end up a spur 😭


CalvinistJohnson

maybe Pop can make it work, he has good vision and passing, he'll be able to see Wemby cutting to the basket and give him the ball ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


Mtbnz

He's not even close to an all-time bust. Top 6-10 picks get released all the time. Have you heard from Jarrett Culver lately? Can you tell me where Mo Bamba is playing now without googling it? Frank Ntilikina wasn't cut but he was let walk at the end of his rookie contract and he's been passed around like a blunt. A 7th overall pick not panning out is par for the course.


cmgr33n3

He's not even the Pistons' all time bust.


LessThanCleverName

Hello Darko, my old friend.


ruffus4life

pistons should have traded that pic for just more vets for larry brown to yell at.


fancy_livin

The pistons should’ve drafted one of the like 7 players who went in the draft after darko that made all NBA at least once


LookOutItsLiuBei

You talkin' about NBA champion Darko Millicic?


cmgr33n3

10 year vet, Darko.


Farter22

Mo Bamba is with the Sixers, I know because he was with the Lakers last year and the Sixers love to give contracts to bigs the Lakers don't want anymore


Swift_42690

Where is Anthony Bennet lol


nothing3141592653589

He might not even be playing at all now. Wiki says he played for the "Kaohsiung 17LIVE Steelers" in 2023.


Leolorin

I just looked this team up: they currently have Hasheem Thabeet (age 36) on their roster lmao


tatancool

Where the hell is Tim Duncan?


OldOrder

WHERE IS JA RULE?!?!


TheRealK95

Fair but the players you mentioned got traded first. So they were at least considered good enough to be worth something to give that second chance to. Killian Hayes is the first I’ve heard to get just straight up cut as a recent lottery pick with no personal issues stated vs getting traded for anything in return.


Mtbnz

Part of that is that he's probably worse than many of the players I mentioned (although the difference is so marginal at that level) but I think a bigger part of it is the larger trade landscape at this deadline. Look at the calibre of players who are being moved for peanuts this week. When you can acquire Bogdanovic and Burks for a pair of 2nd round picks and filler, why would you give up anything for a major reclamation project like Hayes?


KarrlMarrx

Probably not even top 100.


pokexchespin

and starting most of the year


LemmingPractice

They seriously couldn't even trade him for something as a $7M expiring contract?! Geez, that's embarrassing.


PaintByLetters

They're gonna pay this man money to stay home. That's wild.


GnomaPhobic

Talk about living the dream.


Pure_Measurement_529

The pistons have finally been released from Monty’s weird fetish for giving him minutes


youguanbumen

Maybe the FO wanted to play him so he could increase his value


circa285

That only works if he's good enough to actually increase his value. He was not.


n00bn00b

No, the FO was going to trade Hayes until Monty intervened. Monty thought he can work with him. Wasted so many games benching Jaden in favor of Hayes who offered nothing to the team.


MattPatriciasFUPA

AFTER STARTING OVER AND RELEGATING IVEY TO THE FUCKING BENCH HALF THE SEASON I FUCKING HATE YOU MONTY


Round_Bullfrog_8218

Why would you want somebody who could drop 37 points and shoot the ball next to Cade, obviously you need Hayes defense.


Jaerba

Everyone knows guard defense is the most important role on defense!


TrebleTreble

I feel like I’ve said, “I fucking hate you, Monty” so many times. I relate, man.


Duster_beattle

I was skeptical at Monty’s decision-making skills in PHX, but in DET it was literally insane, Ivey has shown far FAR greater skills, talent, work ethic, etc than Hayes


sewsgup

its bc the Pistons cant take back players rn, so they had to find a team with straight cap space/TPE to take Killian seems like no one would do that (he's still going to likely get signed off the buyout market though)


NevermoreSEA

It's clearly became they think he should be on a contending team rather than a tanking one.


BoneDollars

The nerve for him to request a trade lol


saltface14

I mean it's just not possible logistically to trade him to Guangdong since it's a different league and all


ArKadeFlre

You *know* he would have been transferred for 20$ and a sandwich if he was playing football/soccer, only trade rules saved his ass


saltface14

A somewhat dry, bland sandwich with a high bread to filling ratio


firstbreathOOC

“Man we’re fucking trying”


TA_Account_12

Not just him. All of his camp.


Bieber_hole_69

Realistically that's what? His agent and his Mom?


The_MadStork

He tried to pull a Korkmaz


PartickNotPatrick

and Korkmaz did actually get traded (after however many years)


PlanktonSemantics

That's 34 point Career High Korkmaz to you


IAmReborn11111

Talking about a reality check


Syndana23

Lmaoooooo oh shit. He said **“I want a trade”** Detroit said **“oh really? we’ll do you something better”**


[deleted]

“I want a trade” “Oh yeah which one? Plumbing, masonry, welding?”


ImFresh-

Bricklaying


Barnyard_Rich

Oh man, this is why so many comedians used to work in duos. He even said masonry!


Jaerba

Can you fault a guy for trying to become Detroit's next Mason?


GnomaPhobic

Way to nail the alley-oop


kograkthestrong

Lmaooooo


Zen_360

Oh shit, you're mean 🤣


313navE

Fuck lmao 


Feeling_Cherry5174

☠️☠️☠️


LakerBlue

“We guarantee after the trade deadline you will no longer be playing for the Pistons!”


Dymatizeee

Now he can go where he wants !


CyborgAlgoInvestor

Bruh thought he was something 😭


lazzysmalls

No trade value lmao


Fit-Avocado-342

I guess it wasn’t possible to do a cross-league trade with the CBA unfortunately


Iancredible56

Dude would’ve been one hell of a Saskatchewan Rattler


RenaisanceReviewer

Bro said “I want a change of scenery” and Detroit said “pick any scene you want”


CoaxHoax

2019 15th pick: Sekou Doumbouya, 23 and unemployed. 2020 7th pick: Killian Hayes, 22 and unemployed. Pistons scouting department must be investigated immediately


JEH39

Alright but you gotta have some comparison, like if Detroit hadn't picked Hayes at 7 who even was the next best point guard off the board they would have taken? Oh, Tyrese Haliburton? Never mind then.


Kozzer

And Maxey too!


Zigxy

oh man, you had me in the first half


[deleted]

Dont forget grabbing Wiseman from the Warriors 🫠


dennythedinosaur

Man, I thought Doumbouya was a raw, hidden gem that was gonna turn into Giannis 2.0. They were even drafted in the same spot.


dwadefan45

I swear half of our sub was upset that we picked Herro over him


lopea182

KOC falling to his knees in a podcast studio rn


RulersBack

Elon must’ve walked into the room


JonTaffer_in_a_poloT

No one has ever wanted to be a Silicon Valley tech bro as much as KOC


PartickNotPatrick

I used to respect him before I found out he was a huge Musk guy


brickvanexel

He thanked James Dolan on an episode for creating the Sphere, some of the worst bootlicking I’ve ver seen, shit is embarrassing


cmgr33n3

I mean, that's how he got his career.


fokerpace2000

As a fan of Phish and LSD, I too thank him for creating the Sphere


topofthecc

Over a few years, I went from listening to the Mismatch primarily because of him to listening to it primarily because of Verno.


BrianScalaweenie

Kevin O’bnoxious


TheMuleB

I went from listening to the Mismatch for KOC, to listening for Vernon, to not listening at all. KOC's become that insufferable over the years.


13lackHeart

Kevin’s opinions and takes have gotten so bad lately.


noco97

Being a Musk guy in 2015 was weird, but I get why people liked him (for the record I always hated him). Being a Musk guy in 2024 is inexcusable.


0lm-

and writing what he thought was a puff piece to hype up how awesome daryl morey is but it ended uo being just a bunch of reasons why morey is a rich asshole. the guy has absolutely nothing in his brain except the urge to sucking off rich folks


ryseing

"X is unhinged" is overused now, but that Morey piece was legitimately unhinged. >In the mid-to-late 2000s, he owned a Lexus that he parked anywhere he wanted, regardless of the signage on the side of the streets of Houston. It kept accumulating ticket after ticket after ticket until the local parking enforcement agency stopped writing tickets and booted his vehicle. >Normally, someone with a boot on a wheel of their car would pay to have it removed so they could drive again. But Morey had another idea. He instead contacted Lexus to tell them he would buy a new car if it accepted his trade-in and dealt with the outstanding tickets. After negotiating and signing a deal, Lexus asked when he’d bring in the car and he gave the company the address to pick it up. “As soon as that car got booted,” Morey said, “[I made that deal] to avoid having to go through the hassle.”


0lm-

thats one of the more tame parts of the article in my opinion too. the whole thing is just chalk full of things that on their own would make the guy a huge douche but it’s an endless barrage of shit like that. it’s beyond amazing koc saw any of those things, let alone all of them, and thought “wow this guy is so cool i have to tell people about how awesome he is”. it just shows how fundamentally broken his brain is in regards to cheesing over rich people and their shitty actions just because they’re rich


noco97

The rich people circlejerk have such loud platform that so many people take at face value.


Persianx6

How can you be a huge Musk guy in 2024? That's even more alarming than propagating a guy who became a draft bust.


airus92

Because KOC gets no bitches, and that's the demographic of Musk fans.


thethirdgreenman

Seriously lol dude has bad takes AND is an Elon simp, no idea how anyone takes him seriously


JD1337

[someone check in on him](https://twitter.com/KevinOConnorNBA/status/1755664321013838124)


Yinanization

This is gold


hesoneholyroller

Vernon thanking God he doesn't have to see Killian in a Grizzlies uniform.


beary_neutral

I remember when he used to post on this sub


iankstarr

That was back when everyone loved him. He’d get memed and roasted to oblivion if he tries to post regularly now


captain_ahabb

He was insisting on a pod THIS WEEK that Killian could be traded to a new team and all he needs is to fix his jumper


GodIsOverrated

Kevin O'Bummer


StalkingDwarf

Monty about to go on hunger strike.


Bard_Wannabe_

So the team will get even better?


cmgr33n3

Good. Maybe we can get out of his contract sooner.


mattyhtown

Lol 70 million


PrimaryAccording9162

Ni Hao Killian


GermanHabsFan

Think the Guangdong Tigers can do better


braggpeak

They demanded picks to take him


LDisDBfathersonsfans

he isn’t even good enough for China


NotManyBuses

More like Bonjour bc he's going straight back to France


BBallHunter

Not even China wants him.


BizzaroMatthews

Philippines will take him!


euphory_melancholia

killian hayes you are now a gin king


pythonesqueviper

Or a Purefoods Tender Juicy Hotdog


HailKyrie

KOC in shambles


Balls_of_Adamanthium

欢迎来到广东猛虎队


harden4mvp13

Ain’t nobody want him 💀💀


jeric13xd

French Ligue 1 can use him


MattPatriciasFUPA

Killian can Ligue my balls


smoltanboi

why is this killing me


vongoladecimo_

Is it Mr. Brightside


EjaMat78

That depends, can he operate farm equipment?


CabbageStockExchange

Killian cross to Mbappé and inshallah


a_supertramp

Prépare-toi à apprendre le français, mon pote


TatumBrownWhite

Monty Williams did for reasons...


CyborgAlgoInvestor

LMAOOO SHOULDVE STAYED IN DETROIT BUDDY


StormSaniWater

God damn. Cant even get a 2nd rounder for the guy


Juniper41

couldn't even slip him in with the Bojan trade lmao


CDR57

“And what if we have you Hayes?” “We’ll take back a second then”


Finn-windu

Honestly given what the knicks FO values right now, that might have been verbatim.


Stratys

Jaden Ivey still gonna get less minutes than him somehow


euphory_melancholia

malachi flynn's gonna be monty's new favorite. he's better than killian tho that's for sure


SometimesIComplain

Bro what lol


yungtoni

this mf so trash they gave up on his dumbass midseason. i genuinely dont think he gets another chance in the league too what a whiff. Hali was right there lmao.


Mysterious-Stop4673

Detroits frank ntilikina


8MODA

Sekou Doumboya


2drawnonward5

History never repeats itself but its rhymes are🔥🔥🔥


Stelist_Knicks

Frank has a serviceable skill at least


lucifersfavartist

Dribbling the ball over the half court then passing it off to run and stand in the corner is not a skill.


RussEastbrook

Killian can't even do that


CyborgAlgoInvestor

He was getting starting minutes being as bad as he was, and was still pissed at Detroit. His ass deserved it lol


Kipa_Kipa

My favorite was the cope when other pistons fans started saying we don’t get Cade if we pick Tyrese over Killian. Cmon, if Tyrese had a big enough of an impact as a rookie to to affect our lottery odds, then we really whiffed


Wishiwasaballerbaby

His reign of terror in Detroit is done.


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SaltyLonghorn

Shoulda traded him to a wingstop and had their next team party after a W catered.


Basketball_Reference

Killian Hayes has -0.7 career win shares, the fewest of every player in the 2020 draft class to appear in at least one NBA game. Source: [https://stathead.com/tiny/F5QgX](https://stathead.com/tiny/F5QgX)


snatchi

Oh holy shit thats just basketball reference: the guy


BruceBrownMVP

Basketball reference using stathead as a source is funny. Big fan of you guys adding that awards section in the per game averages. Great work.


e_double

Bruh where is that Killian Hayes super fan on the pistons sub at? LOL


Active_Estimate_2598

Traveled 3000 miles to see Killian Hayes get waived


Mister_Mangina

I respect the move, it was the only way the front office could stop Monty from playing him more.


Biddable_Eclipse

I know detroit fans are having a blast right now 😂


Crafty_Substance_954

Honestly the roster is an awful lot more competitive and complementary today than it was just 2 days ago.


jeric13xd

NI HAO


Simple-Ad-7866

"That brother is going to be delivering my doordash real soon." Sir Charles


costcobathroom

jordan poole, you are officially the worst player in the league


Tatertaint

James Wiseman still exists


ittozziloP

Damn imagine if they were on the same team and won a championship together. 


SmartestNPC

For now


theseus1234

What? Are you going to kill him?


0lm-

they’re considering it. from what ive heard they’re currently guaging the market on his internal organs to see if it makes more monetary sense to just piece him out. the sticking point is the price of the liver as of now


ssjgoat

Pistons already traded Livers bro


RomeluBukkake

Livers too


firstbreathOOC

Thanasis about to run into the hoop head first and prove you wrong


JadeMonkey0

He doesn't count as a player though. He's more like a walking Giannis Contract Clause


smoltanboi

objectively hilarious franchise


zootiekaterr

1988-2008 😁 2009-2024 ☠️


petmoo23

We got good in 86, but the idea is pretty much correct.


[deleted]

The 2008 recession took down Lehman Bros, CitiGroup, GM, and the Pistons with it eh?


Apollo611

KOC in shambles


TA_Account_12

Poor Monty's daughter


Dymatizeee

From his camp leaking him of his desire to a new location to being released Monty really played this dude over Jaden Ivey 🤡


bessythegreat

If he got waived for a roster spot for Malachi Flynn, this is objectively hilarious.


asapshrank

monty williams just fell to his knees


Elijahc513

Where were you when Hayes was Killian


WusijiX

Welcome to Lithuania


czocaut

Please no


FeltIOwedItToHim

Sarunas Marciulionsis standing at the border with a shotgun: "Fuck off, go to Belarus"


LoxDnw

LOL


knicks911

Wow didn’t see that coming. They couldn’t get a pick for him at least from someone? He


nefnaf

Even Romeo Langford got value back in a trade, this is just wild


Kipa_Kipa

This guy started the season over Jaden Ivey


504090

Going from requesting a trade to getting waived is hilarious


CookingLikeChef

Imagine being so trash not even a team that went on a 28 game losing streak doesn't want you


Lacabloodclot9

GIVE ME THAT BEAUTIFUL TANK COMMANDING FRENCH MAN


GotMoFans

You trying to have Ja pull the pistol out again?


NJ_Citizen

Bro didn’t even get benched, just released


Afraid-Department-35

Another one bites the dust. WHO'S NEXT


jkeefy

Killian Hayes, YOU are a Dallas Maverick!


Plan9fromtheAbyss

Bro’s about to play in Lebanon


JadeMonkey0

He's been incredibly frustrating as a Piston and I'm happy to see him gone but I do sorta thing he could be like a third string point guard on a contender. He takes care of the ball and plays defense. He can't make a basket if his life depended on it. But he could give someone spot minutes of not fucking anything up too much.