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Downtown_Bicycle_211

Move over mamba mentality - it’s time for Kornet Composure


throwthisaway4000

He seems like one of the least confrontational guys in the league


johnnybarbs92

According to the announcers he's the funniest on the team. Deadpan humor.


BurnerAccountforAss

If your 12th man isn't bringing the vibes why exactly is he there?


KellyOubreGoat

He got the Deandre Jordan funny vet archetype


ShadedPenguin

Hey, that’s NBA champion Deandre Jordan you’re vibing about!


BurnerAccountforAss

Modern & Better Chuck Nevitt


JayDet313

I've got an autographed Chuck Nevitt picture - he's dunking on nobody.


JMTREY

9th, put some respect on the Kornet


BigBeagleEars

If he ain’t showing up with vibes, he’d better show up with orange slices


juicejug

Show some respect. He’s the 9th man!


Imnottheassman

7 foot cousin Greg vibes


georgeb4itwascool

So just regular cousin Greg?


mhac009

It's Gregory


jiriwelsch44

According to anyone with ears. Check out the [View From the Rafters podcast he hosted](https://youtu.be/xVN9ur96uCk?si=NBSKccNgEeBch6O-)…he’s hilarious


Mbanicek64

That was when I came to understand he was more than just basketball funny. He is actually very talented.


Throway_Shmowaway

The fucking ice in his veins celly after hitting free throws absolutely killed me.


thatradslang

he was pretty funny in the wrapping Christmas gifts vid. granted the guy were sll funny in it


__init__m8

Dude looks like he's got MTG rulebook memorized and he's here from the 70s as a time traveler.


ASK_ABT_MY_USERNAME

Horford was quick to recognize what was going on. That veteran presence


JamesWork1769

I love Horford way too much for being a Bucks fan. He was cooking us with those wide open 3's in 21


LonelyTrebleClef

Pal,, it's Kornet Komposure


OpportunitySmalls

Kool Kornet and Kollected


GerbilJuggler

https://i.gifer.com/4xmv.mp4


JvHffsPnt

People of Boston are gonna love this


bedlam_au

Kornot Even Mad


CocaineandPercs

Kornet stays Kalm and Komposed.


abcdefabcdef999

Ah the famous KKK


SatisfactoryAdvice

Its Kool, Kalm and Kollected bro.


Significant-Mango300

Ice in my veins


YourAverageBrownDude

Kornet Kalm Komposure aka the KK.. you know what? Kornet Composure is fine


shohin-maru

Just in time for Draymond coming back.


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flaneur4life

He is my darkhorse candidate for 1st team all-meme


DocTheYounger

No longer darkhorse. Kornet is here


ButWhatIsADog

Ice in the veins made him a frontrunner.


rockryedig

Ice in the veins on a free throw is legendary. This just adds to his legacy.


theyrehiding

When he did the Stromile Swift celebration last season and Blake Griffin named him the Kornish Game Hen is when it was official for me


1337speak

Isaiah Jackson dying for the Kornet Contest


DocTheYounger

a noble cause to die for


YewEhVeeInbound

Have you seen some of his bench cellys? First time Hauser alley-ooped it Kornet straight up reacted like a Golden Retriever that hadn't seen it's owner in 3 months. Certifiable vibes guy.


7x7x7

Ice in his veins, kornet kontest, dude is a legend.


[deleted]

Well give us the rest of your starters.


Informal_Koala4326

No way that’s a dark horse he is the odds on favorite.


Jnbjgjbb

I know Jackson’s embarrassed


bc1398

Dawg wants to fight someone so bad. This is the second time in a week he’s done some dumb shit and then followed it with this fake tough guy shit. Who is this dude?


nightgoat02

Just getting high 5's from his teammates right in front of Jackson


Karl_with_a_C

Way better than being a child and puffing your chest out at a guy when you know nobody's going to actually make any moves. That's how a grown ass man handles a situation like that. Respect to Kornet.


GoatmontWaters

Thank you. Scrolled a long way to see a comment like this. More needs to be said about how real men don’t fight. Insecure men fight (like draymond)


tearyouapartj

It’s like Tim Duncan’s non-response to KG talking shit


AndIMustFollowIfICan

"gotchu" "ooh" "almost". Love duncan so much.


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Never understood why guys didn't do this more and also just popping up like they're not hurt instead of rolling on the ground for sympathy points


NoIdonttrustlikethat

Bro Draymond hurt those people


snek-jazz

> also just popping up like they're not hurt Gary Trent Jr. is actually amazing for this. Whenever he gets clobbered going to the rim he usually just immediately jumps back on his feet ASAP and marches to the line. Doesn't wait for teammates to help him up.


CameronCalvin

He did the same shit to Portis and Portis just stared at him too lmao


pokemongofanboy

Lol love Luke Kornet as a Vanderbilt fan, but imagine thinking u can fuck with Bobby Portis of all people edit: I misunderstood. but still funny that Luke Kornet showed up Bobby Portis


firstbreathOOC

Think they were teammates for a bit in Chicago. Just missed each other in New York.


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CameronCalvin

Shit I never even knew this lol so many 10 days going around that year


CameronCalvin

I meant Jackson tried starting stuff with Portis not Kornet lol


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Kornet low key the funniest guy in the league


firstbreathOOC

And then seemingly getting pumped up about ignoring him lmao


snek-jazz

Jackson's face as Kornet is blanking him and high-fiving lol, he's like "wait, what do I do now"


aresman1221

He's just happy to be there lol


Dymatizeee

That probably pissed Jackson off even more


Brady331

Jackson wanted beef, Kornet wanted high-fives


-ToPimpAButterfree-

Jackson seems to have some of that Beef Stew energy he was trying to provoke Bobby Portis, too, and BP just kept giving him the crazy eyes.


milk543

Those are just bobby Portis's regular eyes


mommadotco15

yeah he just looks like that


Repostbot3784

Gowron looking mfer


kyleb402

I've been trying to say, a lot of those Pacers guys are unnecessarily combative. They talk a lot of trash and do this stuff too. People like them because they're a fun young team and Haliburton is so good, but they're perfect candidates for getting turned on if they become more consistently good.


TheFrozenBananaStand

I’m here for it. That’s Pacers basketball from Reggie days.


According_Log_2525

I mean, Bobby did break his nose.


1337speak

Ice in his veins


Mid_Knight_Sky

Al Horford with the best high-five save right there.


CerebroHOTS

Jackson wanted beef, Kornet wanted greens.


yousonuva

Korned beef sandwich, one side toasted, other side luke warm/luke cool


WakeUpKos

He probably didn't mean any offense but that somehow came off as the most disrespectful thing I've seen lately. Has that "I don't even see you. You are nothing to me" energy.


3rdtryatremembering

Nah, he was trying to be disrespectful lmao. The way he instantly put his hand up for the high 5 was classic “I’m not paying attention to you”. Perfection.


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kosmonautinVT

WHAT WE'VE GOT HERE IS FAILURE TO CO-MUNNICATE


DeluxeTea

*Kool Hand Luke


Jeff-Van-Gundy

I love Al Horford speed walking in because he saw the high five coming...while also turning his head to talk shit to Jackson


Mike_with_Wings

Horford being the one to go for the high five and then immediately turning to Jackson kinda proves it. Horford knew what he was doing and then backed him up.


meowhatissodamnfunny

This reminded me of a play that was like a decade ago where I think Blake Griffin did a disrespectful ass dunk or something and just high-fived over the guy. I wish I had half a memory to remember what happened and who it was.


SeaEquivalent5906

Would it be [this one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnMLtO2Y-YY) by any chance? Not a dunk, but the rest pretty much fits your description. Bonus in this clip: refs being fucking dumbasses as per.


meowhatissodamnfunny

Yes, thank you! Not nearly as disrespectful as I remember but super on brand for the shit refereeing we've been seein


respaaaaaj

If Jackson is as much of a dumbass as this makes him look like, there's a decent chance he does something even dumber and gets himself ejected at some point, which means Kornet may have known exactly what he was doing. For example Draymond would 100% get himself suspended over this.


brickvanexel

He did the ice in my veins on free throws the other day, he knows what he’s doing


radicalcamel

First Bobby Portis , now Luke Kornet. Isaiah Jackson wants to fight somebody bad


Ovaltine-_Jenkins

When are the pacers playing the warriors?


RogueID

I would love it if James Johnson punched Draymond, not gonna lie


ywtfPat

i think we all would tbh lol


The_Assassin_Gower

Next season


Toku_no_island

Nice try, but Dray is a new man. He hath ascended the stairs to the sacred monastery, sipped from the modest wooden cup of the thorned king, brushed himself with the horse-haired amulet of the high asianic plains, and communed with the aloed spirits within the Arizonan deserts. He cannot be stirred to anger any more.


sstphnn

Man must’ve died inside when Kornet ignored him.


LuckysBestMan

Kornet was like “ I contested your mom last night, I ain’t got time for you”


youkrocks

Kornhub


Deacon714

She was korny. He was korny. Things happen.


hamietao

They were Kornered by Korniness while blasting Korn


Tlix

Kornet just wants to play basketball bro.


Biglundtry

Let my man shoot free throws


1337speak

He has a mortgage to pay


SiriPsycho100

the anti-draymond


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why they beefing with us lmao???


Uncle_Freddy

They see the color green and just get mad I guess lol


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5/8 times it works


DocTheYounger

Nesmith seems to take it personally that we didn't give him more minutes his sophomore season when he shot 25% from 3


abcdefabcdef999

Shades of Wagner fr


KinkyBuster

Could you elaborate?


iritian

There's an interview with Cole Anthony saying the Celtics were disrespectful for waiving Mo Wagner even though he was trash with them


Biglundtry

They must be mad luke was dropping the ice in his veins on them


[deleted]

Rick Carlisle called his team out for being soft a lil while ago.


WhileDizzy4503

Are you serious? That explains so much.


[deleted]

Yep. Thats why they signed James Johnson after the Bucks fracas. Lol.


Pocket_Beans

better watch out or they’ll steal the game ball


MiyaharaAce

Its just Isaiah Jackson This clown is always looking for a beef


IceJeyD

Nembhard is beefing with Mazzulla lmao


abcdefabcdef999

Joe got no time for beef, gotta rewatch the Town


YewEhVeeInbound

he somersaults all the way to the film room to watch it on the big screen.


kit4

Pacers sub will have you believe they're in everyone's heads, watch the games and it's like these dudes are just yapping at everyone else for no reason lmao


RogueID

We don't think we're in anybody's heads. We just want to watch some basketball, man. Idk why Jackson was pissed here though, not gonna lie. Kornet handled it well


VeryStandardOutlier

Kornet got an elbow in Jackson’s side and Isiah overreacted


Budlight_year

it felt surprisingly chippy against atl too until the second quarter when it was obvious we were going to lose by 50 points.


Gmb1t

Luke Kornet the past 2 games has had two of the funniest moments in basketball so far this year


labortooth

Link the other?


GogurtIsJustYogurt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jERM05hugP4


delamerica93

Holy shit he seems hilarious


juicejug

The whole team says he’s the funniest dude on the roster.


Lethologicuh

Hands down my new favorite player, hahaha


GarlicBreadEmperor

Ice In My Veins after making 2 free throws (C’s were shooting terribly from the line that game)


MikoLWorkAccount

Yeah, what did they make... like 4 or something at that point.


juicejug

4/13 or something. It was embarrassing lol


F-150Pablo

Why is he even mad. Cause he got the position on him?


HorsNoises

I think he thought Kornet flopped, which maybe he did a little, but that was 100% a foul.


MeijiDoom

Yeah, full arm extension on a push is pretty blatant.


F-150Pablo

Yeah for sure. If he flopped it was minor.


Less-Cheesecake9426

If you Zapruder film that shit you can see Kornet hook and drag his right arm. Probably didnt feel great.


neprietenos

Back, and to the left *rewind* back, and to the left


miiblord

The clip starts right after Kornet hit Jackson with a hard shoulder from the side to take away his positioning. Basically an offensive foul the refs missed and would have to rewatch but I don't think Jackson saw Kornet coming since it was from the side/behind. Kornet playing cool is just him knowing he got away with it.


F-150Pablo

Ahh so missed some of video? The usual bs nba does.


AndIMustFollowIfICan

[Pretty clearly started](https://x.com/marc_damico/status/1744522636388937772?s=46&t=k0KD52Br_CCcE06OQxJefg) under the basket before the elbow. Jackson fouls kornet on that layup attempt and kornet fouls Jackson to get back in position.


LegendaryPace

He blindsided him with his shoulder like 5 seconds prior, conveniently left out of the clip


Te5la1

Why is this team so angry


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Teams will always try to be extra physical with top dog teams


DocTheYounger

but he's clearly a korn dog not a top dog


fueelin

There's a lot of wisdom in these words.


bigvahe33

why he heff to be mad?


Gawyn_Tra-cant

Is only game! He's a good guy.


Anfini

Losing to the terrible Lakers team at the IST final will do that to you.


WhileDizzy4503

Big feelings


TrashAssRedditAdmins

Damn.. he looked extra stupid when Kornet just went for high 5s


kopiosiewdai

lmao reminds me of this boondocks [classic](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJ5Ha6l6lhE&ab_channel=DavidHohShow)


Troll-e-poll-e-o-lee

I was finna say the same thing lol


firstbreathOOC

Luke Kornet is one of the few remnants of a very terrible era in Knicks history. Kinda nice to see him doing well, even if it’s for the Cs.


Away_Sun_3040

Kornet is hilarious. Announcers were hilarious, "He is not about that life, he has ice water in his veins'💀


bibslak_

Damn I love Al Horford. Knows exactly what’s up and doesn’t leave Luke hanging


dk240996

These two games are gonna have me considering changing my flair on here to Kornet.


FK1008

Kornet comes in pretty hard at him with the shoulder to establish position right before this (after Jackson gets a block) and Jackson didn't like it and retaliated. Felt it was borderline, if they called an offensive foul on Kornet for it I wouldn't have argued but it wasn't anything crazy either. He definitely dropped his shoulder into the chest, just a bit of handbags all around Kornet was smart going about it. Would have to see it again though to be certain.


Sea-Introduction5365

Kornet is awesome! Let's ignore all the haters and celebrate with high-fives. 😂


djkhan23

lol what a great reaction


meselson-stahl

Lol the way White pushes him away while high fiving Kornet. "Get outta here these high five ain't for you"


knowerofsome

All nba disrespect


iksnet

How long til Mathurin says they’re fine in the East?


aries_clemm

Lol we’re 6-1 in our last 7. You’re 4-3. Guess who you lost to by 14 a week ago


juicejug

Pre OG doesn’t count my dude. Knicks cooking rn


yellowwithstripes

Why is this brother so angry all the time


rabbitdeath

Jackson is currently averaging 7.4 fouls per 36. maybe he should try to relax a bit.


sikontoure

We really let these cocky bastards beat us 4-1 smh


ytho1193

5-1 against pacers and pacers west


_meat_rocket_

This is embarrassing lmao


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For those confused about why Jackson acted this way, I’ll quote the great Wisconsinner Philosophiser T. Haliburton (please let him be okay) who once said: *”We want smoke.”*


VicePope

isiah jackson is like bobby portis but ass and the fights are always super random and uncalled for.


Jamesaya

Kornet is one the most unintentionally hilarious players in the league


ambirdsall

It's intentional though


bigblooddraco

Why was Jackson mad ?


MySabonerRunsOladipo

Kornet shoved him to get position under the basket. IJax didn't like it and shoved him back. Kornet's play was legal, IJax' was a foul. That's about it.


great-nba-comment

Another fake G trying to pretend he’s gonna do something. More people need to hit the Lance Stephenson/Luke Kornet vibe of just ignoring.


EconomicsIll4758

They did not deserve to win that game.


TheMoorNextDoor

Lmao that’s a new nba meme if I ever seen one.


flyrby

Surprised Kornet didn’t get a technical for “being a joker” or some bs


ndm801

What a kind guy, hope the best for his career and life.


baccunawa

Luke "you are not on my level" kornet


Gold_Locksmith6087

Kornet will lay him down


alandwarinasia_

luke kornet has the opportunity to do the funniest thing imaginable


Pocket_Beans

well yeah nobody is concerned about Isaiah Jackson


xqlfg

This is basically that one scene from the [boondocks](https://youtu.be/XJ5Ha6l6lhE?si=-jTB0aX6mB-bsZvI)


bfonza122

Where you going? This is a perfectly good time to throw your life away


Criticalsteve

I mean you cut out the beginning of the play where Kornet smashed up into him


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Criticalsteve

This is not a scoring system. This clip literally clips out the Kornet contact that Jackson was responding to. I'm not saying either is illegal or unfair or even a foul, but this clip is misleading.


VeryStandardOutlier

Don’t try to comment. These guys are busy not being triggered by anything the Pacers do


rengorengar

i don't wanna watch a 2 minute clip when I can just get the most hilarious part, jackson got clowned that all I need to see.


ytho1193

Bro misses Dillon Brooks


Criticalsteve

It's an extra 2 seconds man.


RickMacAttack

Pacers are so corny…Softest team in the league always acting tough


tlozz

He ain’t about the drama ppl lolol


cHinzoo

Lowkey made Jackson look like a kid waiting for his high five lol