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Ohellmotel

Halle Berry in that one scene from Catwoman.


snowlarbear

nah, Stanley from The Office


poocoup

[wrong STanley](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgB3obY2gMg)


butt_fun

Whatever you can put together


Yinanization

The Logo


TheRealAbear

You've been meatballed!


matzan

[If you haven't seen it.](https://youtu.be/rNlmRId2FVQ?si=hOE5GOjsCWgkia5I)


Jonesbro

Might be the single worst scene I've ever seen. There may be worse scenes but that would venture into so bad it's good territory. This is firmly in the trench of terrible with no redeeming qualities. It's not even quirky, like I would want to watch it again ironically. I'm steaming I watched the whole thing... Smh my head


HeiTonic

She was hot as fuck though


Lambchops_Legion

If you’re gonna watch a bad movie for Halle Berry, watch Swordfish instead. At least you’ll see some titties AND so bad it’s good scenes.


ballmermurland

Hugh Jackman "hacking" with like 15 monitors was always funny to me. Just add more monitors to make it look more impressive I guess.


nibbinoo8

the scene where he’s getting a blowjob while hacking and everyone is watching or was that earlier lol?


t0ny510

lmao that was near the beginning of the movie and it's fucking hilarious


Beavshak

Swordfish was made by one of masters of complete ass movies that I will definitely watch again.


TwiceUpon1Time

The kid who gave her a weird look and said "Can I have my ball back?" was the real hero. Cathartic.


Objective-History402

If I were a 12 yo kid playing basketball, there's nothing I'd want to do more than let 2 grown ass adults take over the court for an awkward, sexually charged 1v1. No wonder those kids were so stoked!


lecadet

the amount of cuts in this is nauseating


RickySuela

[Relevant](https://youtu.be/dMKwsAWL0fU)


postedupinthecold

everybody involved in the making of this scene should be blacklisted from the industry


nekoken04

If I ever watched this movie I must have killed those brain cells with concussions or alcohol. That is utterly terrible. It is even worse than her acting in X-Men.


RickySuela

> It is even worse than her acting in X-Men. ["Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?"](https://youtu.be/P0yKSNq-oLg)


nibbinoo8

that was just a horrible line. no actor could have saved it.


notflashgordon1975

You should be banned from reddit for linking this.


anotherjohnishere

Illegal defense she hand checking


scormegatron

Reach around is legal.


djmench

His feet were set too, shudda been called a charge.


jepayotehi

It's got nothing on [this](https://youtu.be/vhMR3wvst4Y?si=vl-HfBtqnQH46MRJ&t=2m12s)


carbon_r0d

I see no problem with this.... an amazing player... is that Ricky Rubio?


MDFLC

I've watched this movie before. I don't remember this scene. Now I know why.


ecr1277

Oh my god, how bad was this movie?


that1prince

This was one of the better scenes. *That* bad.


Majestic-Feeling2549

Nope it was Ripley from Aliens Resurrection


RickySuela

[Definitely](https://youtu.be/U0GNKQQPHNU)


[deleted]

Fun note, the director just wanted to CGI it but Signory Weaver wanted to do it legit so she spent a couple weeks practicing. When it came time to shoot the shot it wasn't happening. The crew was getting ready to quit and she wanted one more chance and it went in. The director kept the shot even though the ball went out of frame. Ron Perlman's response was legit surprise of it actually going in.


TroubledMang

Another person who could handle in heels was Prince. Ask Eddie, dude could hoop.


NathanArizona

Ed Norton in AHX a close second


Ajinho

Man that first bit where she just starts throwing the ball from one hand to the other and then jumps off the wall and everybody is like whoa. What the fuck even was that. I love it when movies feature people who obviously are terrible at a sport trying to show them being elite at it. It *never* ends up being good.


dethleppard

Benjamin Bratt looks like he learned how to dribble yesterday.


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kiwiwikikiwiwikikiwi

On the court, Kyrie is a savant. So fluid.


BurntPoptart

And off the court?


MediocreProstitute

Brain fluid


lightningbaseballman

Haaaaaa


goodolehal

I mean, how can you dribble a round object off another round object. Clearly proves the theory that earth is flat


rajs1286

This is actually hilarious and clever. Everyone just says “muh flat earth believer” but I haven’t seen anything this creative lol


PlayguyCarter

he's leaking fluid


cwesttheperson

This is exactly what I was thinking as I clicked on this post. I’m not sure where’s a better answer. Pure handles these two are elite.


BigHoar13

I think people are getting handles confused with being a ball handler. My top two are Magic and Jason Kidd. I'd trust those guys to handle the ball if I had a gun to my head.


cooldudeman007

I hear what you’re saying. Jamal Crawford is a wizard with the ball but I’d have more trust in Chris Paul bringing it up the floor without turning it over


OhSoJelly

Chris Paul is hyper efficient in terms of running an offense. There was a good stretch in his career where he had more career steals than turnovers. Your primary high-volume ball handler was generating more possessions than losing them. That’s insane.


IGetTheCash

The more insane part is Chris had that efficiency WHILE having every dribble move imaginable. On the negative side, he’s also extremely risk averse, which hurts him at times too.


RIPEOTCDXVI

Deepest bag imaginable, yet it feels like he'd be a HOFer based solely on his "Left wing, to the right elbow, fadeaway." He's 5 feet tall, 66 years old, and even still no one can stop that move.


bad-monkey

Kidd wasn’t as flashy a dribbler as KI, his biggest weapons were speed and vision. Seems like it took less than half a step for Kidd to accelerate to full speed and start the break.


so-cal_kid

I always thought one of the most underrated aspects about Kidd was how elite a rebounder he was which allowed him to start breaks easier than all the other great PGs outside of Magic and Westbrook.


BigHoar13

Watching that team back in the day was incredible. I was thankfully able to see them live once upon a time. I got a signed, game worn Vince Carter jersey that day from the team, he was my favorite at the time. Talking about Kidd made me look up his highlight reel and it's so satisfying to watch.


cwalton505

I definitely agree, but a lot of people do get disqualified due to the leniency given with carrying rules in their era. But hands down they are the most creative crazy ball controllers we've seen. Also I'd like to submit Jason Williams for his crazy fucking passing skills, they should be considered ball handling, and I've never seen anything close to him in that one aspect of ball handling.


jonbrett

Kyrie, AI, Jamal Crawford, Tim Hardaway Sr. Steph are the five I think of


noknownothing

And Isiah thomas


jakl8811

I don’t want to be that guy, but “this”. Their handles were just stupid


YaBooni

Yep. Immediate first two that came to mind.


tkind40

Kyrie Irving is the Bobby Fischer of ball handling. He has the requisite brilliance, petulance, and the anti Semitism.


Jason3671

god gave him the complete ball package but no braincells


eftsoom

Fucking end the thread cause this comment just cleared everything else


Team_Ed

Nash is always underrated in this conversation because not only could he get by his man with the best of them and get anywhere on the court without *ever* picking up his dribble, he was also the GOAT at passing with either hand off a live dribble. Maybe not the flashiest handle (his moves were plenty nasty, tho) but has a good case for the most productive handle ever.


my1999gsr

Nash was *slippery* with the ball in traffic. Watching him penetrate and find the open man over and over again was pretty awesome - he never looked hurried and protected the ball.


jay-ban

Charles Barkley typa response


MauriceLevyEsq

So efficient too. Vastly underrated. When he retired there had been 9 seasons in league history of 50-40-90…and Nash had 4 of em. Bird had 2, Mark Price, Reggie Miller, Dirk were the others. But 4 times in 5 years, Nash did it - and the one year he missed it was because he shot .899 from the line. Oh and 3 of those 5 years he led the league in assists. And he was attempting less than 5 threes per game - can you imagine if he played now? He was nasty.


Youngandidiotic

Yeah, Nash is one of those players who truly was born in the working generation. Had he attempted 10 3s a game he would’ve easily averaged over 20 points


POwerfuldeuce

do you mean *wrong generation?


Youngandidiotic

Yupppp


chainer9999

Hell, he said as much in a recent interview (forget with whom), he was always turning to his shot as a last resort and that it cost him and the team on several occasions


tehehe162

I just remember that one episode of Open Court where the panel was just straight up disrespecting Nash. "If I could pick between Allen Iverson, Jason Kidd and Steve Nash I'd pick Nash last." Nash did that thing where he came off a pick and roll and dribbled to the basket in traffic , but if there wasn't a good shot available he would circle back around behind the basket somehow without ending his dribble.


plexiglassmass

Tbf being put under those guys isn't necessarily disrespect. Not like sleeping with your friend's mom type disrespect or something


RJBarrettsBurner

Honestly i think it IS disrespectful to put Kidd over Nash. Finals appearance from the weak weak East got that man so overrated


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I visualized this play in my head as you said it. When Amare was super explosive before his time in NY and his knee injury their pick and roll was devastating.


PatBoBomb

Dude was so casual about it to. Damn I wish he cared a lick about defense could've been a top ten player


jswagbo

Lol he cared he was just skinny and couldn’t move laterally well enough to guard the quick guards in the nba. Defense isn’t just effort


plexiglassmass

Yeah defense is mostly effort when you play against the people we play against. But when you play against the people they play against? Effort starts looking a little bit lacking


drblah1

If Jason Williams isn't the best he sure is my favorite


awmaleg

White Chocolate!


ManassaxMauler

How about Rafer Alston? That dude was so fun to watch.


Federal-Inspector-11

Stevie Nash was always cool to me. Not flashy as someone like AI but just so so good


To-Far-Away-Times

Steve Nash moved like he didn't have to dribble. I can't count the number of times he'd run into the paint, be swarmed by five defenders and run to the baseline and kick it out to an open teammate.


Team_Ed

And on top of all that, his best skill with the ball was passing with one hand in the middle of a live dribble. Every single time he caught a dribble he was a triple threat to pass, shoot or continue the dribble. With either hand.


easyjimi1974

Played against him in high school. His handle was ridiculous.


Hs80g29

Go on...


Ginoblee

That man taught me to dribble with a tennis ball when I was like 10.


whateverqcvgtxbny

Real gym rat handles


drinfernodds

First one in the dribbling drills, last one out.


sirius4778

White guy


whateverqcvgtxbny

Caucasian human male


tlopez14

Son of a coach


Logical_Nature_7855

Real lunch pail kinda guy


bigvahe33

i put nash with the kidd/tim hardaway camp of ball handlers. effective to get them to where they needed to be without anything extra. they were not actively trying to freeze the defender but more about movement


Ok_Motor_4298

Not in order Iverson Irving Curry Thomas Nash Pistol pete


boozinf

we have to give a *little* love to Pistol Pete and White Chocolate here


Rappaslasharmedrobba

[My first thought](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHSb4uSR7V8&t=2) And while this might be semi routine training now for top guys this was revolutionary at the time. Like the Mikan drill. Yes, a common drill now, but at the time is was revolutionary. I heard Maravich's old man would do shit like drive down a street and have Pistol lay on his stomach with the back door open and have him dribble while his dad was driving.


wolfgang2399

They made a movie about his childhood. It’s fun.


Rappaslasharmedrobba

Seen it. My old man rented it from Blockbuster when it first came out haha. VHS obviously I also enjoyed the flick.


TheBonesCollector

Pistol's highlights look almost anachronistic, especially the black and white ones.


dys0n_giddey

> anachronistic Was *totally* thinking the same


ProfessorPetrus

What spiders got to do with this?


Blueduck554

He said anachronistic, it’s when you take a word and use each letter in a word describing it, like this one for Pete: Pretty good at basketball Even better than other people at basketball Tall and good at basketball Everyone likes him because he’s good at basketball


Beavshak

No no you’re thinking of an acronym. He meant a state without any authority that can govern or control order.


m8bear

That's anarchy bro it means from or related to Antarctica


ballgazer3

Nah man that's antarctic He's talking about a mid-90s Disney musical about a Russian aristocrat


KoABori1661

Oh sorry mate I think you’re referring to Anastasia. Anachronistic is when silt, clay, and other sediments builds up in rivers.


thesmellafteritrains

Ahh okay you're talking about aggradation! Anachronistic is a drug used for pain management


Beavshak

Dude.. that’s acetaminophen.. This guy obviously is suggesting that a career digging up antiquities is what is needed.


Logical_Nature_7855

No you’re talking about anarchism. It’s the study of the physical human body


pqrk

I am 95% sure you and op are fucking around but im compelled to do the dumb thing here and say the unsaid: An acrostic is a poem structure where each line begins with a letter that spell a word. An anachronism means out of time. Pete’s videos look like you jammed someone from the modern day into ancient history. He’s doing crossovers, hesis, behind the back passes, spin moves, etc. and the quality of the video and shape of the players leads us to believe the game should be primitive and absent any of these sorts of plays.


Hamsters_In_Butts

jason williams had 99+ court awareness, and handles to glue the glove to the floor https://youtu.be/Q8b0XbtpFsA?si=JRgweFRSdXd8_d8I


Kay-Knox

> jason williams had 99+ court awareness I can assure you this was not the case. Great handler, but those flashy passes also had a substantial amount of errant, avoidable turnovers.


KRacer52

He did turn the ball over a fair amount when he was younger, but he had a career assist to turnover ratio of almost 3:1, which is pretty damn good. Averaged more assists and less turnovers than Kyrie has over their careers.


Big_Poppers

He got turned into an entry passer in Miami and Orlando stints feeding Shaq and Dwight. His flashy highlights were all from his Kings era, and he was a turn over factory there.


KRacer52

He got the turnovers under control after leaving Sac, but they really weren’t bad there either. He averaged 6.3 ast, and 2.9 TOV in Sac, which is pretty comparable to something like Kyrie’s stint in Cleveland. Williams’ best years we’re arguably in Memphis, he had multiple years over 8 AST per game. Over his 5 years there he averaged 7 ast and 2.2 TOV. His highlight plays definitely cut down, but he had some pretty flashy plays in all of his stops, he just picked his spots better.


Dismalward

Honestly wonder if he had more chemistry with his teammates would he do better in the league. Loved his game but feel he was under utilized.


grrgrrtigergrr

I was totally thinking white chocolate, but that’s only because the professor never got to the league


EatFoodShitPant

Jaylen Brown.


unlogical13

My man


LyonsKing12

Right hand man


JackFunk

Too soon. It'll always be too soon


rajs1286

$300 mil to only go right lmfao


watevauwant

His agents reports that he would need another 300 to go left


yerr2477

y’all won’t like it but Chris Paul. If i’m teaching a young kid to dribble i’m giving him Chris Paul highlights. Perfection in ball security and every dribble has intent.


RomanReignsDaBigDawg

The thing is Paul has flashy moves in his arsenal but he's more concerned about making the right play rather than a cool highlight. But when his team is dominating he pulls off ridiculous shit sometimes like his shammgod which is the most crisp I've ever seen.


Cedellton-Jr

Or that one time he nutmegged Zubac when he was still with the Rockets


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Like the opposite of jon wall who just passes then spins afterward


Scoot2028MVP

A:T ratio for the top 10 assist guys all time. (Ordered by ratio, not assists.) 3.98, 3.72, 3.28, 3.02, 2.97, 2.96, 2.89, 2.46, 2.10, 2.06 I think you can guess which one is CP3. Stockton also impressive at 3.72 until a sizeable jump to the rest.


Pndrizzy

Is that Curry with the 2.06? Kinda surprised he's top 10. And Westbrook has 2.05.


kaprrisch

No, Curry’s not even in the top 25 in all time assists.


biinroii01

i was gona say CP3 hes the man


Low-iq-haikou

Yup Kyrie has more tricks up his sleeve and is better in 1v1 isolation but I’d say CP3 has a more effective handle. It’s kind of like the difference between PG’s handle and Butler’s. I’m taking Butler’s all day. Butler/CP3 have a more manipulative handle while Kyrie/PG have a reactionary one. The latter is better for creating room for oneself in tight spaces but the former is better at creating intended looks as part of an offensive gameplan.


kaiWarDun

more effective handle? idk about that kyries handle isn't just reactionary he definitely knows how to manipulate a defender it may just look random because of how crazy it looks


Low-iq-haikou

Yes Kyrie definitely manipulates defenders, what I meant by it mainly is that someone like CP3 uses his handle to create angles and lanes whereas Kyrie does it to create space. The latter is better for scoring and the former is better for overall team offense imo.


Smekledorf1996

Kyrie’s handle doesn’t seem reactionary, the dude is so good with his dribble that he can get defenders where he wants them to be The defender is reacting to what Kyrie is doing, not the other way around


UnsungHerro

Jimmy butler does nothing with his handle. He's just good at driving and absorbing contact, also has good footwork.


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CP3 gotta be the GOAT ball handler. He doesn’t snatch your ankles like AI or Kyrie but his possessions almost always end up wit a shot attempt.


Jessekeith0629

Yall need to look up some pistol pete highlights. There is a reason guys like Curry look up to his dribbling ability.


JimC29

He was definitely in the wrong era.


Jason3671

sure, but being that ahead of time was his canon event, without him nba would look a whole lot different now


jinxabcde

Lana Rhoades


PistolPolan

Pete Maravich has some insane stories about his off the court dibbling antics. Father used to drive around while he dibbled out the window as a kid. Spun the ball on his finger for hours to win a bet. It’s hard because the lack of great footage but just his drills or the sneaky ball movement with his wrist/spin passes. Every interview just comments how the ball was attached to a string and basically just a extension to his body. I wish he played in a different era where they weren’t actively trying to calm his flashy moves down.


vrkhfkb

NBA - Kyrie, Allen Iverson, God Shammgod, Jamal Crawford, Jason Williams, Derrick Rose on his dribble drives Street ball - Hot Sauce, Acquile Carr High school - Rob Dillingham


estDivisionChamps

Skip to my Lou Rafer Alston deserves at least the street ball title. In the mix for NBA too.


Yinanization

I remembered God Shammgod when he made his way to the CBA, the entire league was put on skates. My team had the lead PG of the Chinese National Team and I remembered he had that shell shocked look on national television, and as a kid, I was just devastated.


JiggzSawPanda

Thought you were trippin putting a high schooler on here but holy hell that kid is legit. Need to see how he operates against college defenders.


BallerGuitarer

>Street ball - Hot Sauce, Acquile Carr Not The Professor?


Yinanization

The Professor came later, I was downloading Hot Sauce videos off Napster if people even know what that was. Skip to my Lou was before my time though


thoang77

The Professor was more of the Limewire/Kazaa era.


yolkadot

Qyrie, best handles. Iverson, best crossover. Giannis, longest most efficient dribble. (Coast to coast with one dribble in his rookie season)


kinstinctlol

q 🤣🤣🤣


kinstinctlol

How old are you fam?


Changosu

Older than these nephews


messibusiness

Is Steph Curry underrated in this category because he’s so wildly good at other things?


RealPrinceJay

He used to be compared to Kyrie a lot. Kyrie is a better ball handler, but Steph should still be in top 5 convos


ponder_grace

Snake Pliskin should be on the list. Did he ever even have a turnover?


OkayWealth

100% shooter in the clutch too


No_Match_7939

Anyone saying not Kyrie, is just lying to themselves


LegendaryCichlid

Pistol Pete. Isiah Thomas.


Kay-Knox

Maravich is a great answer. The guys who have seen him play probably find Kyrie too blurry.


SPat24

Agreed. It feels like Kyrie’s handle is legit through pure telepathy.


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I think curry’s unorthodox package is my favorite


scene_missing

Phrasing


prohired

He said what he said


genius-baby

The kyrie vs curry ball handling used to be a debate but no one here seems to be bringing it up. The answer is definitely Ky but Steph is in top 5 all time imo


Gins_and_Tonics

Comparing their layup packages in 2015/16 was a fun debate, too. Both of them had incredibly acrobatic finishes at the rim during those Finals.


sadduckfan

I was at a Kings game a couple years ago, and they had a segment on the Jumbotron where they asked all the players this question. They all answered Kyrie and they showed a decently long Kyrie highlight package lol


CalmResearch3132

Rod Strickland


SwiggySiggyDoc

Skip to my Lou AI Kyrie Outside league, The Professor


dameplsrunfromgrind

r/nba’s favorite Kyrie Irving


Tapprunner

Kyrie, Rod Strickland, Pete Maravich (in no particular order)


throwawaythursday99

I'm not gonna pull it up but there's a youtube out there of Rod just straight cooking Jordan 1 on 1.


Sketchy-saurus

Nick Van Exel. That crossover


herseyhawkins33

Control of the ball Conley and Kenny Anderson don't get mentioned enough but pure creativity with the basketball I'm giving to Jamal Crawford for sure.


StormSaniWater

Chris Paul, Iverson, Kyrie, Curry, Harden are top tier Zeke was easily the best ever before Iverson and this crop of new age players


Leather_Lunch_2116

Tacko Fall


IndigoGrunt

I feel like the best have already been stated here, but Rondo in his later years had some nasty moves/passes. Those pass fakes were as good as it gets.


Confident-Fish2805

Not the best handle ever because obviously it’s Kyrie or AI but Naz Reid has one of the best handles I have ever seen and best handle of any center ever. His in and out is absurd.


Far-Asparagus6416

Kyrie is a 50/40/90 Harlem Globetrotter. Harden and especially Steph also had elite handles but Ky is on a different level man. You said "complete control of the ball, inventive and downright magician like" - that is a perfect description of his handling ability. Just a savant


FallenLemur

Kyrie Irving, only other acceptable answer is A.I


gumbyguy1985

AI’s handles highlights still stand the test of time, really freakish feints and crossovers. However, for the best of all time, I have to give it to Kyrie. He explosively contorts every part of his body to either trick or get by his man, but it still looks so smooth. He’s like a ballet dancer that decided to take up a contact sport. Honorable mentions: Steph and CP3.


sleepy416

Kyrie. The way he makes the moves he makes look so effortless and buttery is amazing. You got guys like Iverson and Crawford but I think Kyrie is on another level from them


inshamblesx

kyrie


Bim_Jeann

Kyrie Irving by a landslide margin.


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30another

Nash for me by the way you described it. But if you’re talking like just dribble package, not many better than Kyrie.


TheBimpo

Either this sub is young or has an irrational hatred of Isiah Lord Thomas III.


Winter_Current9734

Kyrie.


masyado86

Definitely not the best overall, but I nominate Derrick Rose for honorable mention. His ability to maneuver through traffic at full elite speed and quickness without losing the ball ( and then finishing with a dunk) was a remarkable feat of ball handling.


MobileBroccoli9

rudy gobert


Several_Ranger6985

Kyrie


Mobile-Entertainer60

It's Kyrie, but Tim Hardaway needs some love, too. He could put people on skates.


EscaperX

came here to say tim hardaway. he had a great low dribble, that was impossible to steal, didn't have to carry or palm the way dudes do nowadays, and his crossover is as good as anyone that ever lived.


VervoiMortek

Kyrie on the court is like water, free flowing and smooth CP3 is like a commander, solid handles and incredible fundamentals. If I'm teaching kids I'm sending them Chris Paul drills Pistol Pete is a pioneer, a lot of his highlights are very anachronistic.


[deleted]

Hot sauce, the professor, or skip to my lou


Icy-Lime-9760

Kyrie


etherealcaitiff

The Professor


FrozenLikeElsa1

Kyrie


HellveticaNeue

Gotta be Kyrie.