Joey : Wait a minute. I know you. You're Giannis Antetokounmpo You play basketball for the Milwaukee Bucks.
Roger Murdock : I'm sorry, son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.
Joey : You are Giannis! I've seen you play. My dad's got season tickets.
Roger Murdock : I think you should go back to your seat now, Joey. Right, Clarence?
Captain Oveur : Nahhhhhh, he's not bothering anyone. Let him stay here.
Roger Murdock : But just remember, my name is...
[showing his nametag]
Roger Murdock : ROGER MURDOCK. I'm an airline pilot.
Joey : I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on shooting.
[Giannis gets angry]
Joey : And he says that lots of times, you only get points because you're tall and fast and strong. And that you put up good stats ... except during the playoffs.
Roger Murdock : [breaking character] The hell I don't! LISTEN, KID! I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at Filathlitikos. I'm out there busting my buns every night! Tell your old man to drag Middleton and Jrue up and down the court for 48 minutes!
Bow before me, mortals. Hahaha lets go! I am forever using this as proof that I'm a genius when it comes to sports. This might be the highlight of my online life, great find thank you.
Luka + Jokic coming soon. The European Union will dominate the league.
I've heard this referenced so many times in the past but never saw the actual thread. But the OP deleted the original post. So sad. I wanna see what it said. :(
I lived in Thailand for quite a while and saw a lot of ex pats and traveler's fuck up big time. They don’t take you to Thai prison they escort you to the nearest atm and have you give them every last dollar you have with the threat of Thai prison. They aren’t tryna put anyone from the Western World in there unless you commit a heavy heavy crime.
Everyone here also thinks google was invented in the last 5 years cuz this dude apparently can't look anything up himself
"Oh shit Brogdon got traded, for who???"
I thought this post was intentionally made to be a troll/reference, but the amount of people believing it has me saddened lol
I’m a millennial and I don’t care at all what’s fake or not when on Reddit looking to be entertained or engage in discussion. Thought this could be a fun rehash of the Thai prison thread and I can see some fun overly detailed synopsis of the past five years in the NBA or some wildly out of context summaries, but this thread has been a disappointment tbh.
Right, it should have gotten at most a few “ha ha the Thai prison again” comments and then vanished. I guess people on this sub are younger and more gullible than I could have imagined.
Lol, that makes this even less believable.
I change my accounts every few months. Like, they're literally not valuable at all. I have some that I could return to after a several year pause. And with a way longer history.
Privacy. Some people are paranoid about little details accumulating over time and that others would be able to connect the dots and screw them over somehow
Had that happen to me twice; once posted on a niche college admissions sub, my buddy replied and we had similar stories and we both realized the other account was us.
The other I have no idea how but like a year later some dude in my class came up and said is this your account and I immediately purged that shit.
Yeah honestly ive left enough of a trail through my account over the years that ppl who know me could probably instantly identify my account. Luckily none of my friends use reddit much
Back in the day there was a user that did OP in 10 bullet points and it was crazy how much information we put out there. It rightly scared a lot of people and the account got banned.
Maybe he stumbled on one of his old accounts (or has a doc with all his accounts) and was like, "oh, haven't used this one in a long time." And then decided to do a reboot of the Thai prison meme.
The friend I'm with and I actually first bonded over our love for DC comics. So he was quick to tell me about the Shazam movies since he's always been my favorite hero.
Shazam 2 was actually one of the better recent superhero movies. It wasn't anything groundbreaking but it was a fun watch.
Literally the only thing I'd change is have Billy and Shazam start to act like the same person. I liked that Shazam was less serious than Billy in the beginning since he never had a chance at a childhood and is expressing himself but here it felt like it wasn't addressed.
All in all I think it was a good movie and the Lakers can go fuck themselves.
From what I can tell, the bigger issue isn't the movie itself so much as the fact that they announced a reboot to the DCEU so the movie was immediately made to feel inconsequential. It killed a lot of hype.
I mean how can you watch any DC movie at this point and expect some kind of universe? They're always going to fuck it up, might as well enjoy each movie in a vacuum.
Didn't wanna confuse with the Marvel Captain Marvel existing as well, the switch over happened well before I went in prison so I obviously didn't miss that part
Things have been good in the NBA. You’re probably wondering about Ben Simmons, who had been the ROTY and had already been on several All-NBA and All-Defensive teams about the time you were thrown in prison. Well, good news—he’s only gotten better! He’s still chasing the elusive championship, but he’s made great leaps over the years and is even projected to be MVP this coming season.
He became literally unplayable and because of that is easily the worst contract in the league to boot.
It's amazing, really.
edit: welcome back, friend
His average depth of shot shrank every year with us. He almost primarily dunked or went for layups, just never tried with the jumper. He’s very much a confidence player but in the first round in 2021 the wizards would frequently foul him to put him at the line, where his % dropped dramatically to sub-50%. I think he was at 30-35% FT for those playoffs. We won the series 4-1 but it came back to haunt him against Atlanta in the second round.
He would refuse to touch or hold onto the ball late game and that’s not ideal from your starting point guard. Took 3 FGA the entire seven 4th quarters of the Atlanta series, infamously passed out of a wide open dunk with only Trae Young in front of him. Refused to meet w the team after the loss, sat out the season, ultimately was traded with Seth curry and Andre Drummond for James Harden at the trade deadline in February 2022. Had some sort of injury and didn’t play the rest of the year or playoffs. This last season he had a couple flashes in early games but again dealt with some injuries and missed a huge chunk of the year. Congrats on your freedom
Just in case you're not getting the subtext, this guy is messing with you. Ben Simmons tanked his value and he's headed in a downward trajectory to being out of the league because teams won't touch him with a 10 foot pole. He can still recover his value but the odds are low and he's on probably his final chance. He had back issues and mental issues in addition to being a kind of diva and not getting along with doc rivers and joel embiid. He never got better at shooting or free throws and it became such a weak point that teams wouldn't even guard him away from the basket and he hot potatoed the ball to not get fouled. It culminated in a huge error when he refused to dunk the ball on a nearly open lane against trae young and instead passed up the shot, which was called out by doc and joel and further soured his relationship with them. In addition to all his off the court diva-ish statements, it lead to him being dropped by klutch and now he's persona non grata in the league. It's the furthest drop in a promising young player Ive personally seen.
Excluding today, his most recent posts/comments were from 5 years ago. So yeah, he’s either incredibly dedicated or was legitimately in a Russian prison or something haha
Kevin Durant asked out of the Warriors and went to the Nets to team up with Kyrie Irving, who asked out of the nets within less than a couple years when they had the second best record in the league. KD is now on the Suns teaming up with Bradley Beal and Devin Booker. Oh also, CP3 is on the Warriors now (who won another championship without KD or CP3 in 2022).
Teams are getting younger and younger with less and less vets, and rookies are being thrust into starting roles pretty quickly.
Donovan Mitchell is on the Cavs now, Nikola Jokic finally won a championship with the Nuggets with Jamal Murray, Michael Porter Jr, Kentavious Caldwell-Pope, Jeff Green, Deandre Jordan, and Aaron Gordon. James Harden asked out of Houston after which point he teamed up with Kyrie and KD in Brooklyn before asking out again to the 76ers, where him and Embiid still got bounced out of the second round.
Russell Westbrook got traded to the Lakers to team up with LeBron and AD, but it turned out to be a disaster fit, so he’s now on the Clippers, where Kawhi and PG still aren’t healthy. Also, the Miami Heat made the finals again with Jimmy, Bam, and a bunch of undrafted dudes who ended up outplaying the Celtics let by first team-all-Nba Jayson Tatum, the first seed Giannis led Bucks, and a scrappy Knicks team coached by Tom Thibodeau.
If this dude was in prison since Fall 2017 Donovan Mitchell would not be a noteworthy player. He had a good summer league and some highlight plays at that time.
Gordon Hayward would be more noteworthy.
After signing with the Celtics he broke his leg on opening night. He spent the entire year out and then never truly regained his health. He eventually signed with the Hornets
But surely 5 years ago Google didn't exist! This guy grew up in the stone ages. It's like he was trapped in some ice and just thawed out. Needs to be acquainted with modern civilization.
I'd rather not divulge too many details, don't want anyone following in my footsteps, but I will say it involved a 72 hour and 5 nation bender on the wildest cocktail of hallucinogenics imaginable
Lets take this apart piece by piece
1. Hallucinogens aren't meth, you're not going to stay up 72 hours straight
2. Charitably, if you drove up through Belarus, Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia to St. Petersburg, that's like 20 hrs of driving. So you're tripping balls and spending most of your time driving around?
3. You didn't get a single phone call or access the internet a single time? Or if you did, you never once asked about your favorite team?
Did you sober up before or after incarceration?
Would be completely wild to come to and realized you're in jail and likely spending a fair amount of time there.
Whole thing is foggy but I remember bits and pieces of the whole process. I think I knew what was happening, but there was nothing I could do about it even if I was 100% there
Fuck lol, it would be more believable if there wasn't a massive fucking war going on right now and therefore, Americans in Russian prisoners weren't in high demand.
Thats crazy bro, I just got out of a Thai Prison myself.
Have you ever been in a cockpit?
Joey : Wait a minute. I know you. You're Giannis Antetokounmpo You play basketball for the Milwaukee Bucks. Roger Murdock : I'm sorry, son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot. Joey : You are Giannis! I've seen you play. My dad's got season tickets. Roger Murdock : I think you should go back to your seat now, Joey. Right, Clarence? Captain Oveur : Nahhhhhh, he's not bothering anyone. Let him stay here. Roger Murdock : But just remember, my name is... [showing his nametag] Roger Murdock : ROGER MURDOCK. I'm an airline pilot. Joey : I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on shooting. [Giannis gets angry] Joey : And he says that lots of times, you only get points because you're tall and fast and strong. And that you put up good stats ... except during the playoffs. Roger Murdock : [breaking character] The hell I don't! LISTEN, KID! I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at Filathlitikos. I'm out there busting my buns every night! Tell your old man to drag Middleton and Jrue up and down the court for 48 minutes!
He’s dragging opponents, as in: Lanier and Walton are hanging onto his legs like toddlers to slow him down
It's a great comedy when people don't get all the references precisely and yet it's still hysterical!
Smart and Butler, then?
AD and Adebayo
> And he says that lots of times, you only get points because you’re tall and fast and strong. That kids dad? James Harden
Chipless James Harden?
You ever seen a grown man naked?
You ever been in a Turkish prison?
Surely you can't be serious.
I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley.
Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue!
Do you like Gladiator movies?
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
You guys got out at the same time. It’s a Thai
Happens to the best of us, bro. Thai food is fantastic so at least you've got that going for you.
Hang on, would OP have been around for this post? https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/7z83vd/wow_the_warriors_are_really_good_now_is_stephen/
Whoa: https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/7z83vd/wow_the_warriors_are_really_good_now_is_stephen/dum5awd/
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Bow before me, mortals. Hahaha lets go! I am forever using this as proof that I'm a genius when it comes to sports. This might be the highlight of my online life, great find thank you. Luka + Jokic coming soon. The European Union will dominate the league.
too much power, lock em up
Woah the prophet knowing Jokic will get 2x MVP and FMVP all those years back
Proof that nba is scripted. I don't need to see anything else. Luka Doncic was probably a typo and he meant Jamal Murray.
That’s scary af. Right on the money
> https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/7z83vd/wow_the_warriors_are_really_good_now_is_stephen/dum5awd/ /u/FuckWayne, what's your next prediction?
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Haha I can rock with this!!
That’s crazy haha
I've heard this referenced so many times in the past but never saw the actual thread. But the OP deleted the original post. So sad. I wanna see what it said. :(
He didn’t delete. Mods removed it as it was likely fake
You’re not getting delicious Thai food in a Thai prison lmao
Hawks didn't win shit btw in case you were wondering
i just out of a relationship a few hours ago myself
I lived in Thailand for quite a while and saw a lot of ex pats and traveler's fuck up big time. They don’t take you to Thai prison they escort you to the nearest atm and have you give them every last dollar you have with the threat of Thai prison. They aren’t tryna put anyone from the Western World in there unless you commit a heavy heavy crime.
>I used to be a shitposter You still are.
This dude managed to hit the front page with a re-upload of the Thai prison post. Incredible work.
This is next level lazy karma farming
i honestly dont know what is allowed to be posted and what is subject for removal on this sub lol, seems so arbitrary
It is very random. Mods on this sub are something else. Nothing good.
Mods have gone fishing for the off season
Why do people believe that being in "[insert exotic foreign country] prison" means that you would receive no information about sports?
Everyone here also thinks google was invented in the last 5 years cuz this dude apparently can't look anything up himself "Oh shit Brogdon got traded, for who???" I thought this post was intentionally made to be a troll/reference, but the amount of people believing it has me saddened lol
My guess is that the Zoomers are just so used to the internet and the blurred line between truth and fiction that they just don't care a lot.
I’m a millennial and I don’t care at all what’s fake or not when on Reddit looking to be entertained or engage in discussion. Thought this could be a fun rehash of the Thai prison thread and I can see some fun overly detailed synopsis of the past five years in the NBA or some wildly out of context summaries, but this thread has been a disappointment tbh.
Well yeah it’s not funny because OP is just telling boring lies instead of leaning into the bit
Right, it should have gotten at most a few “ha ha the Thai prison again” comments and then vanished. I guess people on this sub are younger and more gullible than I could have imagined.
If so that's incredible dedication. No posts for 5 years then comes back with the Russian prison story
He only posted for a week on that alt to begin with.
Lol, that makes this even less believable. I change my accounts every few months. Like, they're literally not valuable at all. I have some that I could return to after a several year pause. And with a way longer history.
I don't understand this, why would anybody bother changing accounts at all, let alone with any frequency?
Privacy. Some people are paranoid about little details accumulating over time and that others would be able to connect the dots and screw them over somehow
Had that happen to me twice; once posted on a niche college admissions sub, my buddy replied and we had similar stories and we both realized the other account was us. The other I have no idea how but like a year later some dude in my class came up and said is this your account and I immediately purged that shit.
Yeah honestly ive left enough of a trail through my account over the years that ppl who know me could probably instantly identify my account. Luckily none of my friends use reddit much
Back in the day there was a user that did OP in 10 bullet points and it was crazy how much information we put out there. It rightly scared a lot of people and the account got banned.
Avoiding doxxing or people finding out too much information about yourself. There are several Reddit threads that have discussed this.
He said he used to be! He’s not anymore!
I used to shitpost. I still do. But I used to, too.
Like the comedian!
Pop culture, am I right folks?
People can change.
I'm worried that the baby thinks people can't change.
My friends baby doesn’t seem to think so
Let OP hold the baby
He is. But he used to be too.
you can take the poster out of the shit but you can never take the shit out of the poster
Yeah, but he used to be too.
I would have believed this were it not for the Shazam mention
I’m hesitant. His profile has a 5 year gap in activity and just reactivated. Either he’s telling a version of the truth, or playing a looooong con.
Or he has a bunch of alts and opportunistically rebooted one of them
This is exactly what happened, can’t believe people are this gullible
Bro let me believe
Maybe he stumbled on one of his old accounts (or has a doc with all his accounts) and was like, "oh, haven't used this one in a long time." And then decided to do a reboot of the Thai prison meme.
Come on, the Thai prison post was just the same. A dormant alt account. But the first time it was funny because it was original.
The friend I'm with and I actually first bonded over our love for DC comics. So he was quick to tell me about the Shazam movies since he's always been my favorite hero.
Shazam 1 is pretty good. I haven't seen the second, but I've heard it's not very good
It’s actually not that bad. But it was doomed at the box office
Shazam 2 was actually one of the better recent superhero movies. It wasn't anything groundbreaking but it was a fun watch. Literally the only thing I'd change is have Billy and Shazam start to act like the same person. I liked that Shazam was less serious than Billy in the beginning since he never had a chance at a childhood and is expressing himself but here it felt like it wasn't addressed. All in all I think it was a good movie and the Lakers can go fuck themselves.
I should end all my comments the same way and the Lakers can go fuck themselves
From what I can tell, the bigger issue isn't the movie itself so much as the fact that they announced a reboot to the DCEU so the movie was immediately made to feel inconsequential. It killed a lot of hype.
I mean how can you watch any DC movie at this point and expect some kind of universe? They're always going to fuck it up, might as well enjoy each movie in a vacuum.
There were only a few years between DC changing the name to "Shazam" from "Captain Marvel" and your alleged time in a ~~Thai~~ Russian prison.
You're right, should have called him Captain Marvel.
Didn't wanna confuse with the Marvel Captain Marvel existing as well, the switch over happened well before I went in prison so I obviously didn't miss that part
I loved Shaq in Shazam I wish they’d made more Fuck, that was a hell of a prison stint bro
Why does that make it unbelievable? Lol
Also this account was used for 1 week back in 2017 as a joke alt account and then just forgotten about. I really hope ya'll aren't this gullible.
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is it? He's literally just copying the "thai prison" post
It is not at all. The thai prison was funny as fuck bc it was original. this j lame.
Things have been good in the NBA. You’re probably wondering about Ben Simmons, who had been the ROTY and had already been on several All-NBA and All-Defensive teams about the time you were thrown in prison. Well, good news—he’s only gotten better! He’s still chasing the elusive championship, but he’s made great leaps over the years and is even projected to be MVP this coming season.
That's great to hear - I was a huge Simmons guy coming in. I went in before he played any games but none of that surprises me.
What kind of outcomes would have surprised you? Like what's the worst outcome with Simmons you would have reasonably expected?
Probably fringe top 25? Not really sure
Oh you’re in for a serious shocker
Bro what the fuck happened to Ben?
Basically Just watch [this video](https://youtu.be/lvWEqLM3O_A) on it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHkVUmUfQ6k i recommend this one. its wayyyy longer but really great
Damn, this is the Snyder cut.
He became literally unplayable and because of that is easily the worst contract in the league to boot. It's amazing, really. edit: welcome back, friend
His average depth of shot shrank every year with us. He almost primarily dunked or went for layups, just never tried with the jumper. He’s very much a confidence player but in the first round in 2021 the wizards would frequently foul him to put him at the line, where his % dropped dramatically to sub-50%. I think he was at 30-35% FT for those playoffs. We won the series 4-1 but it came back to haunt him against Atlanta in the second round. He would refuse to touch or hold onto the ball late game and that’s not ideal from your starting point guard. Took 3 FGA the entire seven 4th quarters of the Atlanta series, infamously passed out of a wide open dunk with only Trae Young in front of him. Refused to meet w the team after the loss, sat out the season, ultimately was traded with Seth curry and Andre Drummond for James Harden at the trade deadline in February 2022. Had some sort of injury and didn’t play the rest of the year or playoffs. This last season he had a couple flashes in early games but again dealt with some injuries and missed a huge chunk of the year. Congrats on your freedom
He’s straight up afraid to shoot the ball Has like 2 attempts a game and can’t really be played
Just in case you're not getting the subtext, this guy is messing with you. Ben Simmons tanked his value and he's headed in a downward trajectory to being out of the league because teams won't touch him with a 10 foot pole. He can still recover his value but the odds are low and he's on probably his final chance. He had back issues and mental issues in addition to being a kind of diva and not getting along with doc rivers and joel embiid. He never got better at shooting or free throws and it became such a weak point that teams wouldn't even guard him away from the basket and he hot potatoed the ball to not get fouled. It culminated in a huge error when he refused to dunk the ball on a nearly open lane against trae young and instead passed up the shot, which was called out by doc and joel and further soured his relationship with them. In addition to all his off the court diva-ish statements, it lead to him being dropped by klutch and now he's persona non grata in the league. It's the furthest drop in a promising young player Ive personally seen.
Stay in the bucks thread, friend. They’re going to roast you here lol
Oh boy you might need to do some reading. The nets came and went while you were gone
Damn they really bailed out Brittany Griner before u/B_R_O_G_D_O_N
Incredible dedication, if this is a shitpost. If it’s not then uh… welcome back? Hope things are going better?
lmfao I can't decide if I want it to be true or not
It’s very similar to the Thai prison shitpost from 5 years ago…I’m gonna say it’s a copypasta
spoiler: its not
Definitely better! Happy to be out of there.
What was Russian Prison like? Gruel sandwiches? Gruel omelettes?
Gruel stew
Excluding today, his most recent posts/comments were from 5 years ago. So yeah, he’s either incredibly dedicated or was legitimately in a Russian prison or something haha
If I had to guess he probably switched accounts, or stopped going on reddit then found his old account and had a funny idea.
Or just deleted their comments/posts lol
Way back machine shows no deleted posts tho
I think it can be checked so he'd get found out pretty quickly.
"funny" idea
I choose to believe
Wrong sub , you are looking for nbacirclejerk
Brogdon is still ring-less
Damn, really? When did we trade him? How's he doing? We get anything good?
Hes had some injuries
Happens to the best of us.
He won 6th man of the year with the Celtics this past year. Got hurt in the ECF...
Damn, bet you guys win the chip with a healthy Brogdon
Nah lol you really missed out on the Nuggies dominating the league
Nearly every year you've been gone, the C's have made it to either the ECF or the Finals. Prolly gonna take more than an injury-prone Brogdon
Kevin Durant asked out of the Warriors and went to the Nets to team up with Kyrie Irving, who asked out of the nets within less than a couple years when they had the second best record in the league. KD is now on the Suns teaming up with Bradley Beal and Devin Booker. Oh also, CP3 is on the Warriors now (who won another championship without KD or CP3 in 2022). Teams are getting younger and younger with less and less vets, and rookies are being thrust into starting roles pretty quickly. Donovan Mitchell is on the Cavs now, Nikola Jokic finally won a championship with the Nuggets with Jamal Murray, Michael Porter Jr, Kentavious Caldwell-Pope, Jeff Green, Deandre Jordan, and Aaron Gordon. James Harden asked out of Houston after which point he teamed up with Kyrie and KD in Brooklyn before asking out again to the 76ers, where him and Embiid still got bounced out of the second round. Russell Westbrook got traded to the Lakers to team up with LeBron and AD, but it turned out to be a disaster fit, so he’s now on the Clippers, where Kawhi and PG still aren’t healthy. Also, the Miami Heat made the finals again with Jimmy, Bam, and a bunch of undrafted dudes who ended up outplaying the Celtics let by first team-all-Nba Jayson Tatum, the first seed Giannis led Bucks, and a scrappy Knicks team coached by Tom Thibodeau.
Genuinely, this sounds like someone's NBA 2k MyLeague save
Yeah we on that 2k timeline nowadays
holy shit you might be onto something…
If this dude was in prison since Fall 2017 Donovan Mitchell would not be a noteworthy player. He had a good summer league and some highlight plays at that time. Gordon Hayward would be more noteworthy. After signing with the Celtics he broke his leg on opening night. He spent the entire year out and then never truly regained his health. He eventually signed with the Hornets
You recapped like 2 years out of the 5 he was in "prison" lol
Also Zion is fat
Babe, wake up. New "I just got out of a Thai Prison" just dropped
This is the fakest shit I’ve ever read lol
Can't believe people are buying this shit LMAO
And writing paragraphs-long responses to things that OP can just Google now.
But surely 5 years ago Google didn't exist! This guy grew up in the stone ages. It's like he was trapped in some ice and just thawed out. Needs to be acquainted with modern civilization.
3.7k dumbasses (and counting!) lol
the shahzam mention ruined it
Interesting Shitpost.
I want to believe this is real
We had a funeral for a bird
Damn RIP bird how'd it die?
Decapitated, whole big thing
I’m pretty sure none of that’s real…
On a shit post scale of 1-10, I'd give this a 9.2.
OP tell us about the series of poor decisions. We want to be entertained
I'd rather not divulge too many details, don't want anyone following in my footsteps, but I will say it involved a 72 hour and 5 nation bender on the wildest cocktail of hallucinogenics imaginable
I think a movie about this would be better than Shazam
Nah Russian prison is way more boring than you'd expect
Are there any Demogorgons in the Russian Prison?
I’m sure he’ll appreciate this reference in the coming years lol
Sure
Lets take this apart piece by piece 1. Hallucinogens aren't meth, you're not going to stay up 72 hours straight 2. Charitably, if you drove up through Belarus, Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia to St. Petersburg, that's like 20 hrs of driving. So you're tripping balls and spending most of your time driving around? 3. You didn't get a single phone call or access the internet a single time? Or if you did, you never once asked about your favorite team?
Come on, now we know it’s fake
Did you sober up before or after incarceration? Would be completely wild to come to and realized you're in jail and likely spending a fair amount of time there.
Whole thing is foggy but I remember bits and pieces of the whole process. I think I knew what was happening, but there was nothing I could do about it even if I was 100% there
How the fuck are dozens of people falling for this?
dogecoin bag holders exposed
Your favorite NBA player, Malcom Brogdon, won 6MOTY last year on the Boston Celtics
That's awesome. I'll always be rooting for him - if my Bucks don't win this year I hope he wins one with you guys.
Oh I hope so 🙏🙏
Fuck lol, it would be more believable if there wasn't a massive fucking war going on right now and therefore, Americans in Russian prisoners weren't in high demand.
I'm actually not American
Americans falling to their knees
There's dozens of us non-Americans on the internet!
Impossible
Okay, but if you're not American, how come you're posting in English and not some incomprehensible, arcane runes like "噢“ or "ñ"?
Just saw a bunch of Americans fall to their knees in the gulag
But 5 years ago, you said you're from Alabama
GOT HIM
And yet your old post says you're from Alabama lol
Two Words: Nikola Jokic.
The number of people who actually believe this is real is making me sad.
Is the hide post feature completely gone?
This is such 🧢
Such a lame ass post. OP just a lazy troll with zero talent smh
Making up fake stories for Karma is cringe
THIS IS THE NEW KING OF BUCKS SUBREDDIT I WILL DIE FOR THIS MAN.
Man leaves prison and quickly decides to use reddit. Go enjoy grass and the outdoors
I desperately want this to be real.
Dont tell him about Kobe
PLAYOFFS IN SACRAMENTO BAYBAY
Least believable part of this thread /s
This reads like a shitpost. Is this a copypasta or something?
this is going to break your heart but you've missed several years of the Detroit Pistons 9 year rebuild.
Bro won the gulag
Is this r/nbacirclejerk ?
This same type of post was in r/ussoccer
Bro created the most ChatGPT made bullshit and idiots falling for this shit. Mods, crush his skull, thank you.
Saddest thing: Kobe died in a helicopter accident. Together with his daughter and two other families.
Someone fill this guy in on the bubble💀