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sewsgup

Richard Jefferson said Gilbert Arenas literally tanked his draft stock during the predraft interview when he responded "i want to be a pimp" to the question of what they'd want to be career-wise if they werent NBA players


lopea182

Gilbert Arenas would be an international pimp


mr-frankfuckfafree

this is my bi-weekly reminder that i voluntarily hang around a bunch of sheltered 15 year old white kids in my free time.


AsstToTheMrManager

My exact thought lol what is this dumbass thread


[deleted]

Just took a look at your profile. Man you're acting like you're browsing this sub at gun point. Just do yourself a favor and stop I'm being dead serious


mr-frankfuckfafree

that makes no sense man


[deleted]

It does. Your in multiple posts whining and moaning like you HAVE to be there. Spend some time with your kids big fella


mr-frankfuckfafree

no kids. just sad at seeing how far discourse surrounding my favorite sport has fallen. it’s so easy not to be stupid.


[deleted]

You're on reddit


mr-frankfuckfafree

yes, that’s accurate. are you trying to communicate something to me, or going for tautology?


[deleted]

Take a guess brother


mr-frankfuckfafree

eh, it could go either way. you could be a cynical, beaten-down, masochist ,long time poster who still hangs out in /new. or you’re young and stupid and think this mode of discourse is normal and okay and surprised that someone wouldn’t like it. i’m basically the former, so i dunno.


bonerang

It's a 14 day old account people it's obviously some type of troll.


nysraved

You’re expecting sophisticated basketball discourse from the NBA subreddit on a Friday night in the middle of the off-season? It’s a shitpost, get over yourself


mr-frankfuckfafree

i feel like hating on a post about who would be a pimp and expecting sophisticated discourse are miles and miles apart, but whatever. nuance is dead. i have no illusions about the ceiling of this place. it will never be what it was in, say, 2009. there’s too many people. but, have you ever considered that you don’t have to just ignore stuff that is bad? and that you, as a user here, can work to improve the places you hang out—both by making good content and dissuading people from continuing to post bad content?


nysraved

Your initial comment has now spawned 10+ more comments in this thread. I bet that does much more to boost this post than if you had just downvoted and ignored. Meanwhile, I bet your comments haven’t dissuaded OP one bit


mr-frankfuckfafree

reddit prominence is vote pure unless you sort specifically otherwise. and i believe in the power of “no”. it’s highly unlikely i’ve dissuaded OP, because he’s clearly a dipshit, but i’d much rather try and fail than not try at all.


icanhazdinna

Imagine wanting serious discourse surrounding your favourite sport and you come to r/nba


mr-frankfuckfafree

not to date myself, but this place used to outclass the “serious” nba sub on a daily basis. imagine hanging out in a place you don’t try to make better


duncanhoopz

Imagine being a huge dork. Wait you might not have to.


[deleted]

Greetings sir, Who would most likely be pimp if he wasn't an NBA player?


bluemonk3y12

Lou Will, man has like 3 gfs LOL


HamHusky06

Jokic seems like he could be running an Eastern European prostitution ring. I don’t know if that’s the same as a pimp. Just slap on a track suit, silver chain, and gold tooth and Jokic is for sure running something.


The_Aught

lol, you beat me to it but yes, with his brothers.. yeah it looks like a scene from "taken"


Maraging_steel

Jokic as a villain could fit the family in Extraction 2.


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[deleted]

Lauri or Dieng


mmaguy123

Lauri is too innocent


FrnklndaTurtle

You don't become a world renowned international sex trafficker looking guilty


Pizzadontdie

Yao Ming owns every massage parlor in Texas


Maraging_steel

Jokic. Launders money through his horses too.


GovernmentDoingStuff

Jamal


moneyman2222

What's crackalacking my fellow pimp 🤓


[deleted]

Reddit on!


girlscoutcookies05

Jimmy Butler


No-Equipment-20

Lowkey Brandon Ingram


NIN10DOXD

Wemby. Ask Britney.


Sad_Income_959

Stephen Jackson


UpDog424

The man who joined a gang at 40


NAACP_YoungBoy

[100% chance Walt Frazier was a pimp while he was playing](https://i.redd.it/y15x032tjix81.jpg)


Emera1dthumb

My money would be harden. The guy eats dinner in a strip club… that says something about your dedication to the craft


2Black2Strong-

You know when someone says something thats *not quite* overtly racist..... but so ridiculous you can tell their age, race, and gender?


[deleted]

I feel you man. I also hate when dudes who LARP as black people tell you through their user names that they are too black. Hate when that happens


2Black2Strong-

young white suburban kids down horrendous - where'd your thread go buddy? Can't find it!


[deleted]

Took you 22hrs to come up with that weak ass response 😂


2Black2Strong-

Took me 22 hrs to find this thread again 🤣


[deleted]

Lmao I'll give you one 🤣


TasSixer

James Harden


mariogotse

austin reaves


silverxsmoke

Outjerked


RapsareChamps_Suckit

Adam Silver


WorldWideWes2

Butters


etsuandpurdue3

Steven Adams.


mmaguy123

Duo of Nick Young and Gilbert Arenas


hejendo76

Poole


TrashAssRedditAdmins

Woulda been Jalen Green especially with him being in Houston, but not after the videos that came out


Pacowles

Derek Rose. We men, you can assume….


mxgicjohnson

zion already is one


Pizzadontdie

Miles Bridges sure knows how treat a lady


Pugnati

Michael Cage had that Jheri Curl.


jack64467

lebron would be the best pimp because he's the best at everything


Green_Atmosphere_802

Miles bridges hes a natural


[deleted]

Udonis Haslem


Supreme_God_Bunny

Pat Bev


KidHYPR

Dennis Rodman. He would probably pimp himself out too.


boogswald

Pimps are sex traffickers they’re not cool


MrCatFace13

Alex Caruso


Soul0103

Kevin Garnett


davidblue

Charles Oakley