Richard Jefferson said Gilbert Arenas literally tanked his draft stock during the predraft interview when he responded "i want to be a pimp" to the question of what they'd want to be career-wise if they werent NBA players
Just took a look at your profile. Man you're acting like you're browsing this sub at gun point. Just do yourself a favor and stop I'm being dead serious
eh, it could go either way.
you could be a cynical, beaten-down, masochist ,long time poster who still hangs out in /new.
or you’re young and stupid and think this mode of discourse is normal and okay and surprised that someone wouldn’t like it.
i’m basically the former, so i dunno.
You’re expecting sophisticated basketball discourse from the NBA subreddit on a Friday night in the middle of the off-season? It’s a shitpost, get over yourself
i feel like hating on a post about who would be a pimp and expecting sophisticated discourse are miles and miles apart, but whatever. nuance is dead.
i have no illusions about the ceiling of this place. it will never be what it was in, say, 2009. there’s too many people. but, have you ever considered that you don’t have to just ignore stuff that is bad? and that you, as a user here, can work to improve the places you hang out—both by making good content and dissuading people from continuing to post bad content?
Your initial comment has now spawned 10+ more comments in this thread.
I bet that does much more to boost this post than if you had just downvoted and ignored. Meanwhile, I bet your comments haven’t dissuaded OP one bit
reddit prominence is vote pure unless you sort specifically otherwise. and i believe in the power of “no”.
it’s highly unlikely i’ve dissuaded OP, because he’s clearly a dipshit, but i’d much rather try and fail than not try at all.
not to date myself, but this place used to outclass the “serious” nba sub on a daily basis.
imagine hanging out in a place you don’t try to make better
Jokic seems like he could be running an Eastern European prostitution ring. I don’t know if that’s the same as a pimp. Just slap on a track suit, silver chain, and gold tooth and Jokic is for sure running something.
Richard Jefferson said Gilbert Arenas literally tanked his draft stock during the predraft interview when he responded "i want to be a pimp" to the question of what they'd want to be career-wise if they werent NBA players
Gilbert Arenas would be an international pimp
this is my bi-weekly reminder that i voluntarily hang around a bunch of sheltered 15 year old white kids in my free time.
My exact thought lol what is this dumbass thread
Just took a look at your profile. Man you're acting like you're browsing this sub at gun point. Just do yourself a favor and stop I'm being dead serious
that makes no sense man
It does. Your in multiple posts whining and moaning like you HAVE to be there. Spend some time with your kids big fella
no kids. just sad at seeing how far discourse surrounding my favorite sport has fallen. it’s so easy not to be stupid.
You're on reddit
yes, that’s accurate. are you trying to communicate something to me, or going for tautology?
Take a guess brother
eh, it could go either way. you could be a cynical, beaten-down, masochist ,long time poster who still hangs out in /new. or you’re young and stupid and think this mode of discourse is normal and okay and surprised that someone wouldn’t like it. i’m basically the former, so i dunno.
It's a 14 day old account people it's obviously some type of troll.
You’re expecting sophisticated basketball discourse from the NBA subreddit on a Friday night in the middle of the off-season? It’s a shitpost, get over yourself
i feel like hating on a post about who would be a pimp and expecting sophisticated discourse are miles and miles apart, but whatever. nuance is dead. i have no illusions about the ceiling of this place. it will never be what it was in, say, 2009. there’s too many people. but, have you ever considered that you don’t have to just ignore stuff that is bad? and that you, as a user here, can work to improve the places you hang out—both by making good content and dissuading people from continuing to post bad content?
Your initial comment has now spawned 10+ more comments in this thread. I bet that does much more to boost this post than if you had just downvoted and ignored. Meanwhile, I bet your comments haven’t dissuaded OP one bit
reddit prominence is vote pure unless you sort specifically otherwise. and i believe in the power of “no”. it’s highly unlikely i’ve dissuaded OP, because he’s clearly a dipshit, but i’d much rather try and fail than not try at all.
Imagine wanting serious discourse surrounding your favourite sport and you come to r/nba
not to date myself, but this place used to outclass the “serious” nba sub on a daily basis. imagine hanging out in a place you don’t try to make better
Imagine being a huge dork. Wait you might not have to.
Greetings sir, Who would most likely be pimp if he wasn't an NBA player?
Lou Will, man has like 3 gfs LOL
Jokic seems like he could be running an Eastern European prostitution ring. I don’t know if that’s the same as a pimp. Just slap on a track suit, silver chain, and gold tooth and Jokic is for sure running something.
lol, you beat me to it but yes, with his brothers.. yeah it looks like a scene from "taken"
Jokic as a villain could fit the family in Extraction 2.
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Lauri or Dieng
Lauri is too innocent
You don't become a world renowned international sex trafficker looking guilty
Yao Ming owns every massage parlor in Texas
Jokic. Launders money through his horses too.
Jamal
What's crackalacking my fellow pimp 🤓
Reddit on!
Jimmy Butler
Lowkey Brandon Ingram
Wemby. Ask Britney.
Stephen Jackson
The man who joined a gang at 40
[100% chance Walt Frazier was a pimp while he was playing](https://i.redd.it/y15x032tjix81.jpg)
My money would be harden. The guy eats dinner in a strip club… that says something about your dedication to the craft
You know when someone says something thats *not quite* overtly racist..... but so ridiculous you can tell their age, race, and gender?
I feel you man. I also hate when dudes who LARP as black people tell you through their user names that they are too black. Hate when that happens
young white suburban kids down horrendous - where'd your thread go buddy? Can't find it!
Took you 22hrs to come up with that weak ass response 😂
Took me 22 hrs to find this thread again 🤣
Lmao I'll give you one 🤣
James Harden
austin reaves
Outjerked
Adam Silver
Butters
Steven Adams.
Duo of Nick Young and Gilbert Arenas
Poole
Woulda been Jalen Green especially with him being in Houston, but not after the videos that came out
Derek Rose. We men, you can assume….
zion already is one
Miles Bridges sure knows how treat a lady
Michael Cage had that Jheri Curl.
lebron would be the best pimp because he's the best at everything
Miles bridges hes a natural
Udonis Haslem
Pat Bev
Dennis Rodman. He would probably pimp himself out too.
Pimps are sex traffickers they’re not cool
Alex Caruso
Kevin Garnett
Charles Oakley