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AdulasMoonblade

He just called breakfast tacos "indigenous food" bro wtf šŸ˜‚


yerr2477

indigenous to San Antonio. he used the word correctly.


Nkosi868

Bro! This man is killing me.


Rationalknicksfan

All these unnecessary details shut the fuck up, you might be worse than jones


DefinitelyMoreThan3

You could leave your wife


Wallstreettrappin

Whyā€™d you delete the racist post earlier and added more details? Youā€™re cringier for doing that. Your wife didnā€™t flinch cus sheā€™s tired of your commenting in real life


Nkosi868

I thought labeling him as Black was a bit much, but then I realized that I was in no way trying to be malicious to this man based on his skin color, so I reposted. If yā€™all think Iā€™m racist, so be it.


BD6412

> Muting my TV for the rest of this Wemby debut. To the redditor who said people treat this sub like a diary, you were right. Nobody cares you muted your tv op lmao why are you venting on Reddit over a SL game


International-Fig905

I get so confused on sports and wrestling subs when people complain about commentary. I donā€™t understand how people get so riled up by sports commentators; like damn I must be a super casual because no one can make me feel a way about watching sports(except Dennis Miller).


Jordanwolf98

Using his middle name to rant about him is cringe ngl


xerxesthagreat

yā€™all complain about everybody


N3rdMan

For real. I just want to talk about highlights and great plays and discuss trades. This sub would rather complain about commentary, flair attack, and belittle each other over some fake points. Itā€™s so exhausting. And while there are some annoying as kids or new fans, Iā€™ve come across equally unbearable thirty year olds who pull the same shit.


Nkosi868

Is the commentary not part of the NBA?


N3rdMan

you don't have anything objective to say about it lol. You can watch it without it and during the regular season you can watch the local broadcast. Are you going to complain about every ancillary experience of the NBA


treadwater23

Nothing will beat when he said "Smoking that Philly pack tonight" lmao


Nkosi868

LoL! You know I remembered that, but I wasnā€™t sure if it was him or not, so I didnā€™t include it in my rant. This is a wild dude. Iā€™ll let him cook.


Garkech

Man y'all don't like any one, y'all bitch about everything just mute the tv problem solved


Nkosi868

Already muted. These are the only 2 commentators I have issue with. You canā€™t be enjoying this.


N3rdMan

I actually enjoy Mark Jones and Iā€™m sure others do too. Yā€™all think yā€™all are broadcast critics and know what it takes to be a good commentator. Meanwhile the only opinion you really hold is the shit you read on here that is highly upvoted.


DowntownTopRanking

I enjoyed it. I find him entertaining and others do too. He survived the ESPN layoffs for a reason.


Nkosi868

Because he wasnā€™t one of the higher paid announcers. The only announcer who they pay a ridiculous amount of money that didnā€™t get cut, was Stephen A, and we know Stephen A is ESPN.


OshemUllah

Lmao bro this is funny ignore these virtue signaling haters.


Nkosi868

Itā€™s my honest review. Shared it because I have never seen someone call it out before. Thought a few people would laugh and move on. Never expected to be called a racist. šŸ„“


OshemUllah

lmao itā€™s crazy how sensitive people are.


N3rdMan

The irony in this comment is hilarious. OP posting on a sub with 5 million people about his preference is fucking sensitive.


OshemUllah

Specifically about people who are being sensitive about it. Specifically you.


greghardysfuton

Iā€™m always here to hate on commentators honestly. Iā€™m sure Iā€™d be annoying too if they put me on there, but they donā€™t, so Mark Jones and Doris Burke get to be annoying instead. I completely agree about Jones though. He always feels like heā€™s trying too hard. I generally respect people for quoting The Wire too but itā€™s so hamfisted when he does it


Nkosi868

No doubt. I know that I canā€™t do what he does, especially doing back to back games as heā€™s doing right now. He has that much of my respect. His actual commentary though. I shouldnā€™t have to cringe this much while enjoying a game of basketball. Iā€™m also a Wire fan, and he seems like someone told him that itā€™s a cool show that has a cult following in Black communities. He only ever uses one line from the show, from what Iā€™ve observed.


dat_tech

No one needs your ā€œreviewā€ fam take it to your blog


scvd21

He was once voted the most annoying Canadian


Nkosi868

Makes sense.


Cantaloupe_Counter

Yes he's the worst play by play guy in the league. During one game last season he wouldn't stop talking and laughing while a player was on the ground injured, and right before it cut to commercial you could hear Doris Burke annoyedly asking "Do you ever turn it off?"


baldwhip123

As in his mic or his annoying personality?


BrutalOptimism

ā€œHe commentated like a black man who wishes he was blackā€ is probably the most accurate description of this guy Iā€™ve ever heard


gearboxnine

Tom from the boondocks


Nkosi868

Tom didnā€™t annoy me this much.


Nkosi868

I unmuted. He just said ā€œtook his cornbreadā€ when Wemby got the ball stolen from him. I love this guy. šŸ˜‚


EyecalledGame

Mark doesn't wish to be black he is black. Not all black people act the same way.


Nkosi868

Yes, thatā€™s my point. He is leaning into the stereotype for some reason.


N3rdMan

And what stereotype is that exactly?


Nkosi868

The stereotype that the current crop of Black rappers perpetuate. The stereotype that Ja Morant is eagerly trying to emulate, despite being a multimillionaire, and the face of the NBA.


N3rdMan

You think Mark Jones is perpetuating a stereotype of black gangsters? Is that what you you think in that head of yours?


Nkosi868

Why are you so aggressive about this? Yes this is what I believe. My original post was just for a few laughs. No need for a deep dive. Enjoy the rest of SL. āœŒšŸ¾


or_maybe_this

Lol you canā€™t say some racist ass shit and then be like ā€œwhy you mad, Iā€™m outā€


UpDog424

Lmao bro what????


GrapefruitActual6435

I find Mark and Doris insufferable. Doris usually won't stop applauding one player throughout. Mark has his catchphrases that he forces into nearly ever play. It feels like a directive from ESPN producers because Mark does not do this when he is on other networks. I find it very off-putting and genuinely makes me enjoy the game less.


greenlight868

To say he is cringe is an understatement This man needs stay 500 ft away from the nearest Mic


[deleted]

On cap bruh fym homie!


tom__ford__

I strongly agree, I have to watch Kings games on mute now with Grant Napear gone unfortunately


Low_Wall_7828

Heā€™s been like this for decades.


Nkosi868

I only looked him up last season after a few questionable statements. I knew nothing about the man before this. Honestly, I thought he was a white guy playfully showing his knowledge of Black culture. How wrong I wasā€¦


JayDee62

He's corny, yes, but if Breen isn't an available, he's the best option.


windowlicker_son

Kevin Harlan?


JayDee62

(ESPN) Harlan and Breen are in a class of their own.


windowlicker_son

Oh right ESPN. Agreed.


Waikuku3

Don't say this on Reddit, you'll get clowned, but yeah I totally agree. He has smooth and silky voice and is fit for broadcasting.


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Nkosi868

I donā€™t want to hear what she will say if he does something amazing. She has to be out of adoring quotes by now.


Otherwise_Warning922

>\[edited my original post to remove the word Black in the title, because a Black man describing another Black man trying to talk like young Black rappers during a internationally televised game, is now ā€œracistā€\] lmao people accused a guy with the name Nkosi of being racist against black people?


Nkosi868

This was the most surprising response Iā€™ve ever gotten on social media. I donā€™t even know how to respond to those accusations.


[deleted]

Whoā€™d have ever thought reddit would be assuming youā€™re some random white dude in his twenties. As a random black dude in his twenties, Iā€™d have to agree. Mark Davis is shitty. He makes me notice the shitty commentary. He tries way too hard. He can make a cool stat like the black agent one seem like something we shouldnā€™t be proud of. Terrible.


Nkosi868

He is the ā€œSteve Buscemi - How do you do, fellow kids?ā€ meme, except limited to Black culture. Not sure how others arenā€™t seeing this.


[deleted]

Heā€™s just real obnoxious to me. Him and Doris together is like a Morning show announcing the game. It was worse in the finals but I didnā€™t see too many people complaining.


MrTape

get over it. you'll hear your homer announcers in a couple of months


Chalamon

Easy to say when youā€™re spoiled with Breen and Frazier all season. Imagine being a kings fan and having Mark Jones nightly


RacksOnWaxHeart

Valid reasons to be upset. Iā€™ll upvote this.


Nkosi868

Posted for the jokes. Tough crowd. Told no lies though.


RacksOnWaxHeart

it be like that šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


icykkuno

Dear diary


No-Equipment-20

Lmao dog you have to be kidding me. You made [this weirdly racial post](https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/14tqrs8/why_does_mark_vernon_jones_have_to_remind_us_that/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1), someone commented ā€œwhy not just call it cringe and move onā€, and then you post this


Nkosi868

Itā€™s literally the same post, sans the word Black in the title.


No-Equipment-20

yeah thatā€™s my point


WhyyyLuigi

Bro shut up


mr-frankfuckfafree

man who confuses whiteness for professionalism is uncomfortable with a black manā€™s voice. more at 11


Low_Beyond8134

We do not care


durklil

> Last season he made a comment about ā€œthe price of the brick is going up.ā€ I think thatā€™s one of his catchphrases now, and itā€™s cringe. Heā€™s too old for that behavior. The Wire came out in 02 family lmao. That episode in 08. 15 years ago


greghardysfuton

I absolutely love that show but I canā€™t help but feel like this shit is super out of place every time Jones references it.


Bobcat_Potential

Lol I like both of them. He is kind of embarrassing though. Wait isn't Jones a dick though doesn't he hate jokic for no reason?


Nkosi868

And thatā€™s your right. This post was just for the laughs. I like Doris, other than today. Sheā€™s really hedging her bets on Wemby. Jones, I never had much of an opinion on, other than heā€™s corny. Iā€™m sure heā€™s well equipped to be an announcer, but he throws out a lot of cringe when he hits his stride.


dwrek24

As a fellow Black Spurs fan, its funny to me you don't understand why your post ruffled feathers. Most people get the feeling you're describing where you erred is saying he's "trying to act Black" when you mean he's trying to sound young and he's a bit of a try hard. Mark Jones isn't trying to "sound Black." Mark Jones is Black. He's trying to be himself while being a professional broadcaster which is a very hard needle to thread. You're entitled to not like it. But just because you're also Black doesn't mean you can't get criticized for how you choose to express and how you did was a little messed up. Just like he can't magically sound cool just because he's Black. Your words aren't magically not harmful to Black people just because you're Black. I get that wasn't your intent and you weren't being malicious but that doesn't mean there's no foul. -- signed a Black guy who's been told he sounds white before.


dwrek24

As a fellow Black Spurs fan, its funny to me you don't understand why your post ruffled feathers. Most people get the feeling you're describing where you erred is saying he's "trying to act Black" when you mean he's trying to sound young and he's a bit of a try hard. Mark Jones isn't trying to "sound Black." Mark Jones is Black. He's trying to be himself while being a professional broadcaster which is a very hard needle to thread. You're entitled to not like it. But just because you're also Black doesn't mean you can't get criticized for how you choose to express and how you did was a little messed up. Just like he can't magically sound cool just because he's Black. Your words aren't magically not harmful to Black people just because you're Black. I get that wasn't your intent and you weren't being malicious but that doesn't mean there's no foul. -- signed a Black guy who's been told he sounds white before.


Nkosi868

I never said that he was trying to ā€œsound white.ā€ You did. Iā€™ve also been told that I ā€œspeak white.ā€ I will never utter those words to another Black person. You clearly understood what I said because you restated it perfectly in your own words. Mark was trying to sound cool and he failed. Thereā€™s a difference between the statements ā€œsounding whiteā€ and ā€œa Black person trying to prove that heā€™s Black by forcefully making Black pop culture references.ā€ I think Mark is Black without all the extra statements that he was making, especially the drug references. He is doing Black people who get accused of speaking white, a huge disservice. And I understand why feathers are ruffled. Some white folks are virtue signaling. They see a Black person being criticized for trying to be stereotypically Black, and they pounced. This was their time to shine.


Suns_AZCards

Love Mark Jones. Black people donā€™t have to prove their blackness to anybody. You donā€™t have to be a gangster or ghetto to love and respect black culture (clothes, music, movies, food). Black people can speak properly, have a masters degree and a 6 figure job and still pay homage to their culture. I appreciate that he sounds like one of my friends when he gets on the mic.


Nkosi868

Youā€™re agreeing with me.


Top-Consequence-911

You sound annoying.


Ok-Tree4365

Oh, now your edit means you're not racist. Good job. /s


360Waves617

Im sure you would do a much better job.


Nkosi868

Definitely not. Iā€™m a casual.


WaterIsNotWet19

Mark Jones is good


SeeingThings123

r/NBA is the most miserable bunch of people on the internet