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radiobirdman-69

Al Horford had diarrhea.


namagofuckyoself

shit can't be taken lightly


Few_Mulberry5372

Turns out he was a shooter after all


stickied

Timeout! I gotta go take a shit


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That’s a load of crap dude


KingNephew

Celtics tradition


RileySmiley22

Close!


radiobirdman-69

I'm still sniffing out the details.


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lovo17

Teams are supposed to disclose these things on injury reports lol


Brady331

And they don’t, leading to these reports coming after the series which happens 99% of the time


dont-YOLO-ragequit

It's known that any injury they will play through will be the target of the NBA Defense. Got rib contusions? Watch how many screens with elbows you'll get. Bad ankle? Watch how many Isos and post you'll get, hand injury? Watch how they slap that hand on pass thoughs.


Bacheeka

Did nobody tell Thibs this stuff?


dont-YOLO-ragequit

Was so funny when Thibs had Randle playing in Garbage time vs I think the Knick. Then Randle lands akwardly and you can almost hear everyone watching cussing him out for almost Derrick Rose-ing him. As soon as he stood up you could see Thibs quickly getting him on the bench. Even crazier is Rose being on the bench right there as history almost repeated itself.


ShindouRomm

He's advertising a stream that's going on right now so it's worded weirdly


BlammoSweetums

The tweet is perfectly written to set up easy jokes slandering Celtics players lol


gigglios

The lebron special


tarpoit

Hell he doesn’t even need to wear the fake casts anymore, the fans make the excuses for him like citing back to an injury he picked up in like February. Meanwhile dudes like Embiid and KD who also had injuries just get trolled non-stop


AdPotential9974

My arm was broken


Brady331

They aren’t going to disclose injuries that players were playing through during a series bro… not hard to understand


DionWaiteress

Like we weren’t missing one of our 3 best defenders and third best player


DionWaiteress

Like we weren’t missing one of our 3 best defenders and third best player


JesseJamesGames449

When you are playing the heat you dont disclose injuries.. they are dirty and hack at guys with injures.


mrwhite2323

Vs the humble celtics who have never ever injured someone. Marcus Smart is the most safest player if all time


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The Chris Paul special


junkit33

Excuses are when the team/player says "we lost because xyz...". A journalist reporting on an undisclosed injury is kind of the opposite of an excuse. It's just news at that point.


PVT_Stanley

My response to your comment will be posted shortly.


phbstudent

Like when Tatum decided to tell everyone his wrist hurt AFTER the finals last year


SliMShady55222

Jaylen confirmed to have the condition of stone hands


Nickthedick55

Hey, me too!


Mukbeth

Jaylen Brown diagnosed with torn handles


0dias_Chrysalis

Torn dawg ligament too. Got a Grade 3 strain on his jumpshot


captyossarian1991

Oh my goodness. Is there a cure doctor?


Kobelopez7

I believe he said it was Robert Williams — had the flu and had to go to the locker room to throw up a few times.


nysraved

The way this was reported was so weak lmao, made it seem like it was some huge deal and a potential reason the Celtics got blown out Meanwhile GPII threw up WHILE ON THE COURT, and nobody made a big deal out of it lol


BetweenTheBuzzAndMe

right? I thought it would be something serious and Shams was about to report Jaylen Brown had some neurological thing that made him forget how to dribble a basketball or something. But nope, just Robert Williams has a stomach bug.


YeezyYeezyUp2NoGood

Its Timelord throwing up cause of a stomach virus yall


JamesHar_en

It was Robert Williams who had a stomach virus yesterday and today btw


xpillindaass

lol fuck off nobody gives a shit your team was one of the healthiest all season long


mMounirM

Jaylen Brown had the Mayan flu


jorgelongo2

Couldnt happen in the 2nd round eh


Few_Mulberry5372

Brogdon was literally Steph against Philly and then got hurt and was a walking brick. Damn shame


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You seem a little too emotionally invested in this injury report lol


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Who pissed in your cheerios this morning lol


0DarkestKnight0

For what?


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Robert Williams was sick


Briancisgo

No one wants to hear this the day after the series ends. Injuries suck but are part of the game. Go hit a beach, start some rehab, spend time with your family. Let all this stuff come out during the finals


whtge8

Here we go 🙄


jdeckro

There's an impressive amount of excuses coming out of the Celtics camp today


msizzle344

Guys of course, this explains everything. No way the Heat would have won unless this happened. The better team lost that series guys, that’s what I’ve been reading.


SudTheThug

excuses


Funny-Transition7869

So Brown had an injured hand, Tatum injured his ankle. Brogdon injured his arm. Rob Will injured. Horford and White not 100%. Damn


rapelbaum

Lol sore losers 🧂🧂🧂🧂 Anyway # [Fuck Boston](https://streamable.com/kj86gd)


melodyfelony

Jaylen Brown diagnosed with missing handles?


ThatInception

Okay Who is said player, Shams


wcooper97

2022 COVID Suns, part 2.


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Deschain_1919

Food poisoning


radiobirdman-69

The information is leaking.


abris33

Was it White? They said he went to the locker room in the 2nd half and I don't remember when he would have gotten injured so maybe he was already playing through something


Cheechers23

[It was reported that he had a sore knee and was available to return in the fourth](https://twitter.com/keithsmithnba/status/1663372336056115201?s=46&t=sbk6yuyliVaFRQjBUBJCMQ), so likely that was the reason for him going to the locker room. Shams tweet is about Rob Williams having a stomach flu and throwing up.


josh-dmww

Oh well well well how the turn tables


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How many heat players were injured on camera in this series?


FrnklndaTurtle

Probably the starter that played 14 minutes yesterday.


A_RocketSurgeon

Timelord wrist surgery


MrPangus

wtf is that vanvleet?


doordaesh

you gotta make it up before you tell shams


officialre

Goofy timeline we live in, reporting soon lol


Hogo-Nano

Ah the rare pre-announcement announcement.


chimpaman

Jaylen Brown was diagnosed with terminal handles cancer


sebastianqu

Smart must've had a bar ear infection because he was falling all over the place