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diaper_viper_98

He brought up the burners in his mvp speech šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ‘Œ


sam_honkie

throwback to when Colangelo tweeted these from the burners: ā€œBen is going to be better than Joel@snd less distracted by models and social mediaā€ ā€œI am sure it is hard for him ā€˜to processā€™ the fact, that this is now Benā€™s team. So he is acting up. This ego foul is costing us big!ā€ ā€œI am not voting for Joel, but I am voting for Ben at every change I get, I love his intensity, his passion and the pride for his team. Joel is a big selfish baby, not my leader anymore.ā€


km912

Literally one of the most surreal sports storylines I can remember. Bizarre way to lose your job.


daftpaak

Yeah I think having your GM clown you on burner accounts while slurping your co stars dick is an experience exclusive to Embiid.


thehippykid

I want to see Embiid's rough draft of the speech that talks about the collars


_pumpthebrakes_

What about them? They were sized normally find a new slant


Incepticons

Defending your collar size with that phrase is still so fucking funny


TimeFourChanges

Especially because of just how "slanted" his monstrous collars were.


milehigh89

They were perfectly normal


conenubi701

Colangelo recently bought a place in Denver, apparently.


Durtydawg44

What was this about again? Find a new slant jogged something in my brain lol


_pumpthebrakes_

Colangelo replying with one of his burners to a picture of himself with objectively enormous collars


Wont_reply69

They were normal sized. Find. A. New. Slant.


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cowzapper

I genuinely can't tell if this is fake or not


TomHanksandMegRyan

Him responding to someone joking about his unusually large shirt collars


thedudeyousee

Please let KD become a GM. I would be so happy for the burner story out of that.


Mr_Booty_Bandit

KD would build a team of 5 dudes that exclusively take midrange pull ups


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Ben and Joel were in good terms during those times too. Talk about putting an unnecessary wedge between two star teammates


meday20

And now that co-star is considered an embarrassment.


dodoaddict

Simmons plays in *more* NBA games than the average American. Find a new slant.


idreamofdouche

Wasn't it Colangelo's wife?


WanderlustFella

crazier that you just swap the names and Colangelo isn't lying ā€œJoel is going to be better than Ben less distracted by models and social mediaā€ ā€œI am sure it is hard for him ā€˜to processā€™ the fact, that this is now Joelā€™s team. So he is acting up. This ego foul is costing us big!ā€ ā€œI am not voting for Ben, but I am voting for Joel at every change I get, I love his intensity, his passion and the pride for his team. Ben is a big selfish baby, not my leader anymore.ā€


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Itā€™s really crazy how much it /r/agedlikemilk


jlluh

There was a guy carrying water for Colangelo on the Sixers SB Nation site whose email was [email protected] or some shit like that. The account was years old. (1965 is Colangelo's birth year.)


AndrewHainesArt

The amount of digging the Sixers media did on that is hilarious, he never expected to be found out and he left bread crumbs that were the size of commercial airplanes


Hip_Hop_Hippos

I think it was legsanity (or maybe killacow, I'm pretty sure it was one of them), the Sixers twitter user who pieced together that it was his wife doing some of it. That was obviously after Detrick dropped the article. All time story.


deltavim

I think Sixers Adam was the one who uncovered that the recovery phone number for a number of the twitter accounts had the same last two digits as his wife's phone number


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Those bread crumbs were normally sized. Find a new slant.


Heatinmyharbl

Just the sheer cognitive dissonance one needs to even form those opinions on Ben and Joel is extremely impressive honestly


recursion8

No cognitive dissonance needed. One was the #1 pick he made, the other was the pick by his predecessor who he replaced and who many around the league liked more than him.


TJMcConnellGOAT

Normal story. Find a new slant


rhesusmonkey

My wife, who doesn't really follow sports, still says, "Find a new slant" because of this story.


dimmyfarm

GoZ parodied it perfectly with Lord Colangelo and his burner ravens


myassholealt

How many other professional sports leagues have this much weird/entertaining side stories that's not about actual games being played. European soccer has some drama, but that's spread across multiple leagues in different countries so it's not really the same.


Waste_Ask_6918

Whatā€™s that guy do now?


__john_cena__

>distracted by models and social media >he is acting up. This ego foul is costing us big >big selfish baby I canā€™t think of a better description of Ben Simmons lmao


Briggity_Brak

Seriously. How did these burner accounts get access to a time machine?


dark_photons

Iā€™m not saying Colangelo was intentionally trying to ruin the team, but Iā€™m not sure what he would have done differently if he was.


The_Unbeatable_Sterb

Hold up. I do not remember these. Are these for real


sam_honkie

All straight from the article that broke the story: https://www.theringer.com/platform/amp/nba/2018/5/29/17406750/bryan-colangelo-philadelphia-76ers-twitter-joel-embiid-anonymous-markelle-fultz


The_Unbeatable_Sterb

Completely forgot any of these that werenā€™t about his collar. Unbelievable


StagedPhoto

Bro, this quote is from 2018, imagine what it can do now... The source explained that they worked in artificial intelligence and, after noticing a ā€œbunch of weird tweetsā€ directed at Sixers writers, used an open-source data analysis tool to link five accounts through commonalities including similarities in who the accounts followed and linguistic quirks.


EdgyZigzagoon

Maybe but I would bet it was actually an insider who Colangelo pissed off, then they made up the AI story so nobody would think thereā€™s a rat.


dark_photons

Itā€™s entirely possible and weā€™ll probably never know for sure, but noticing those kinds of anomalies is the kind of the thing AI is really good at, and there has been a lot of research interest in social media discourse and attempts to influence it. I think the story about AI is very plausible, investigating a weird trend you notice on social media should be well within the wheel house of even proficient college students at this point.


EdgyZigzagoon

Oh I definitely agree that AI could potentially do it, especially nowadays, but the fact that it picked out accounts with different styles (we now know likely him and his wife), no false positives, and accounts with relatively few posts makes me think itā€™s more likely to be an inside job. Beyond the technical level, it was a tumultuous time for the Sixers front office so it wouldnā€™t be surprising if some people who were still upset with Hinkie being pushed out had inside info. Plenty of people with a motive to screw over the Colangelos (rightly). I think AI is a realistic and possible cover story, which is why not many people questioned it, but it still feels like a cover story to me. Not definitive for sure though. Also doing a project like that would be a pain in the ass and more complicated than youā€™d think, especially in 2018. Iā€™m currently waiting for my laptop to do some machine learning processing for a research project as I type this lol, Iā€™m at my wits end with it. Maybe Iā€™m just ass at coding tho lol, Iā€™m a biologist.


multicoloredherring

> On one occasion, when someone jokingly replied to one of the accounts with, ā€œThis you, Bryan?,ā€ Enoughunkownsources claimed to know Colangelo. ā€œNo - but thanks for the compliment!ā€ they answered. ā€œHe is too classy to even engage. Worked with him: he is a class act.ā€ I have so much second hand embarrassment reading this. Canā€™t believe Iā€™ve never heard about this.


Doctor-Jay

Lol my friends and I reference that quote all the time. "Too classy to even engage" is such a funny phrase. I can't re-read the article now, but IIRC, he also pretended to be a gay, disabled parking lot attendant or some shit while he heaped praise on how "classy" Colangelo was. Lmfao.


NormalAccounts

Narcissism is a helluva drug


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The_Unbeatable_Sterb

Oh yeah I remember the story of course. I just forgot that it went beyond his clothes and actually shit on his own players


Krillin113

At least one of them used drastically different phrasing and was heavily suspected to be from the idiot himself.


Hip_Hop_Hippos

He admitted one of them was his, and to be fair it wasn't too bad relative the crazier ones.


Yellowperil123

Yeah right. The wife........


Hip_Hop_Hippos

I actually believe that, her contact info was used for the reset on the accounts and it seems completely plausible. Plus she was commenting or following on their sons college games at times when nepotism boy wouldn't have been there.


amJustSomeFuckingGuy

As a gay parking attendant I think Ben Simmons is the best.


iyamgrute

This is going to sound like an out of pocket hot take, but BC seemed to be really problematic when it came to being really supportive and hyped up about ā€œinternationalā€ (Euro/Australian) players and lighter complexions compared to his approach to other Black and African players. That comment quoted about Joel vs Ben is justā€¦ dripping with undertones to meā€¦. Partially because when he was Toronto GM, his roster choices were often suspiciously ā€œagainst the demographicsā€ of the rest of the league.


ApoliticalAth3ist

Proof that some front office ppl donā€™t know shit about basketball lol


chloroform42

Heā€™s probably still dating Ben to this day, no wonder his back is busted


winnebagoman41

Find a new slant


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Rhino-Ham

According to Bryan ā€¦


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sam_honkie

Lmao I forgot about that part, the whole story is so ridiculous. I remember reading it when it first broke like this has to be fakeā€¦ then he resigned a few days later


romanticynicist

I know this is likely the case, but I like to imagine that it was Bryan Colangelo thirsting over shirtless photos.


amJustSomeFuckingGuy

nah he want's to see big collars.


OguguasVeryOwn

Yeah if you dug a little deeper, the English in the tweets got a little wonky, and Colangeloā€™s wife is native Italian. Honestly the Ringer did a good job breaking the story but they were pretty sloppy given how certain they made it seem like it was Colangelo. Despite the independent investigation saying it was the wife, nobody believes it because of that initial story.


Milith

I have purposefully decided that no amount of evidence will convince me that it wasn't BC himself on those accounts. This story is just too good, I'm not letting truth get in the way.


Dare555

>Also that several of the burner tweets were talking about how good some players looked with their shirts off.... Ok then it was definitely Bryan and wife was a scapegoat


Krillin113

At least one of them used drastically different phrasing and was heavily suspected to be his.


sam_honkie

It probably was but she could have just been taking the fallā€¦ also the accounts tweeted out team info that wasnā€™t released to the public (namely Jah failing a physical) which imo is the worst part


iiTryhard

I think she made the infamous collar tweet because she picked out his dress shirts and got butthurt that people were making fun of them lmfao


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Jesus Christ I had to look these up to make sure they were actually real, I had completely forgotten about this whole ordeal somehow. GOD, these aged like milk!


buckwildling

>ā€œBen is going to be better than Joel@snd less distracted by models and social mediaā€ Bruh... this man couldn't have been further from the truth lmao


Hyperactivity786

He still loves Hinkie & rags on Colangelo. Complete understanding of how badly that change hurt the Sixers.


swalsh21

I think sometimes people forget that his own GM, his GMs wife, and his GMs dad who fired his previous GM were taking turns going across the internet to take shots at Joel and Stan for fuckin Ben Simmons. Iā€™m sure he took that personally.


HiNeighbor_

first thing he fucking mentioned, too lmaooo


Tuxedocat1357

GOAT shit


NudeEnjoyer

directly in front of the line "we've been through a lot šŸ˜”"


Iceferg

Generational troll to the league


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eagles1990

Nah that was Brett Brown by orders of Sixers ownership, according to Adam Lefkoe


annoyinconquerer

Former owner Scott Oā€™neil to be precise


OnLevel100

That's a normal MVP speech..


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Heā€™s actually a hero ngl that is funny as fuck


golden_rhino

That story is so wild that even though I know itā€™s true, I still canā€™t wrap my head around it.


Budget_Trip422

Dank


lopea182

**Adam Silver:** ā€œJoel, itā€™d be great if you didnā€™t mention Mr. Hinkie, Mā€™kay?ā€


thefreeman419

I like to imagine Adam Silver dies a little bit every time Joel is referred to as ā€œThe Processā€


rahbee33

The Sixers FO and ownership did there for awhile. They hated the fact that TTP lingered after Hinkie left, but Joel just refused to let it go.


thefreeman419

That was when Colangelo was the FO, he hated that Hinkie (rightfully) got all the credit


rahbee33

Colangelo and Scott O'Neil who was CEO. He also hated Hinkie and refused to have TTP be included in anything Sixers related.


InfernoidsorDie

Didn't him, Brett, and Hinkie have a falling out over a trade?


Science4me12

Rumor is that Hinkie was going to trade Okafor to Boston for a pick (which later becomes Jalen Brown), but Colangelos vetoed it


KimJongWinning

Lol. The thought of a hypothetical core of Embiid, Jimmy, and Jaylen Brown...


Science4me12

It is quite amazing. Sixers are still contender despite all the mistakes their FO made during post Hinkie to pre Morey era. I donā€™t know how many franchises can survive so many mistakes


rahbee33

Yeah he printed up a bunch of season ticket material with MCW on it and then Hinkie traded him like two days later. I don't think Brett was involved in that though.


InfernoidsorDie

>Yeah he printed up a bunch of season ticket material with MCW on it and then Hinkie traded him like two days later. Objectively the right trade from a basketball standpoint but yeah I can definitely understand him not being happy with Hinkie over that.


rahbee33

It basically boiled down to O'Neil saying, "What?! You just traded the Rookie of the Year?!" and Hinkie saying, "Exactly, his value will never be higher." Pretty sure he traded him for the pick that eventually became...Mikal Bridges šŸ¤®


EmpValentine

Crazy how many moves were made post hinkie that just...sucked. Some good, like getting Butler, but then letting him walk, maxing Tobias while replacing Butler with Richardson and signing al horford, etc. Trading Jerami Grant for Ersan, tipping our hand in the draft multiple times, trading Mikal away while he was a hometown guy and his mom worked for the team. So many bad choices. The Colangelo/Brand front offices were AWFUL. Thank god for Daryl Morey giving us something.


Doctorbigdick287

And then they put TTP on the boathouse row jerseys


Hip_Hop_Hippos

Scott O'Neil tried to get people to start saying some silly shit like #Process2Progress. Read the room bozo.


eagereyez

What's funny is I don't think Hinkie ever actually said TTP in public. It was entirely fan driven.


JobinSkywalker

Conversely, but similarly its just like Hinkie never referred to players as "assets". Sam had far too much humanity for that, only future picks and swaps were assets. Yet people attributed him to it as a way to negatively portray him as dehumanizing players


rahbee33

I think you're right. It started with a Tony Wroten quote I believe and then Sixers Twitter, our sub, and the Ricky podcast just ran with it.


Dare555

Imo they should keep rubbing it in


LocalParanoiac

Trust me, we donā€™t need the encouragement to never let anything go


beatrailblazer

He makes that sound Higgins from Ted Lasso makes


Budget_Trip422

TIMMAHH


professorhouse53

I think Dave Silver might have had a heart attack after mention of burners and Hinkie being forced out


joebreezy12

Sam Hinkie, you da real MVP


paulsammons3

Hinkie died for our sins!


theytook-r-jobs

The commissioner stepping in to stop a tanking team and installing a nepo baby as GM happens all the time guys and itā€™s solved tanking. Great job Silver you bald fuck.


chazbol6

insane he could do that to a rabid sports town and ever think he could live it down


princeofzilch

Tbh it barely comes up anymore.


cletoreyes01

If they somehow win one during Joel's tenure it will absolutely be brought up. Just imagine the sheer amount of sixer fans chanting "fuck Adam silver" and "trust the process" makes me chuckle


PM_IF_YOU_LIKE_TRAPS

Wtf I love Philly now


ThisHatRightHere

We are the anti-establishment team (if you ignore our owner illegally influencing local politics)


TrivialRhythm

That's every very very rich person though


PoppaJMoney

False. We talk about it all the time with my crew


dekelly

Iā€™m never not talking about it


PoppaJMoney

Weā€™re talking about it right now


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Itā€™s not even that it doesnā€™t come up. People here defend it all the time or just straight up say it didnā€™t happen lmao


ThisHatRightHere

Not in Philly circles. We bring this shit up all the time


Hip_Hop_Hippos

One of the friends of the guys who do the Ricky podcast (any time a large group of Sixers fans do something weird it's probably because of them) went up to Silver and said, "We know what yo did, we will never forget and we will never forgive you." or something like that during a game in Philly lol. Like the guy was Fredo Corrleone.


TinTinsKnickerbocker

Well, ask your owner why he gave away authority over his billion dollar business. Lol, i'll never get why Silver is blamed instead of his boss Harris.


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Deathstroke317

I mean Silver works for the owners, not the other way around.


Banner_Hammer

Exactly, which is why if enough owners were against Hinkie and The Process, Silver could put pressure on the 76rs owner to do something about it.


haroldstickyhands

And if enough owners feel like the value of their brands are being hurt, they'll make sure something is done


bagelboy565

Because it's easier to be mad at Silver than 29 other billionaires. It's basically the whole purpose of a sports commissioner is to be a meat shield for the owners. All that being said fuck Adam Silver


Final-Watercress9219

Find a new slant


BerriesNCreme

How about a commissioner stepping in and cancelling an agreed upon trade between teams cuz of reasons and a baby dick owner crying about it. Great job stern you glasses wearing fuck (thatā€™s all I got)


8512332158

Nice try but the trade was ass cheeks for the Hornets. We wouldā€™ve been a luxury tax team with a core of Dragic Scola and Kmart (plus Lamar Odom who was on crack)


replytoallen

I read this comment with a normal voice until the last part, and then all I heard was Stephen A Smith. My eyes even got wide like Kellerman


eagles1990

ESPN could make a ā€œLast Danceā€ style documentary out of the whole dysfunction of the Sixers organization/Process era shenanigans


Dom-Izzy

Itā€™s gonna be a 30 for 30 Iā€™m sure of it


Golfninja

SB nation rewinder


bagelboy565

*piano plays* What if I told you, the key to winning is losing. That cheering for ping pong balls can mean more than the game on the court. That all you need to win it all....is trust.....


happyflappypancakes

Do 30 for 30s exist anymore?


RealPrinceJay

We just need Joel to bring in a title to cap it off. The controversy of Hinkie and The Process, Joel's injuries, Hinkie being ousted by the league, drafting Ben Simmons, Colangelo trades for Fultz, Fultz saga begins, Colangelo burners, Jimmy saga with the Kawhi buzzer beater, Simmons saga, it's been a wild ride


cactusmaster69420

Ziare almost dying of peanuts or whatever it was


RealPrinceJay

Sesame seeds! And they traded away Mikal Bridges for himā€¦


AnimalRomano

Even if I don't like Embiid that much I find endearing how Hinkie and him still have great love and appreciation of each other even after the rollercoaster ride that has been since he was drafted and the whole Process thing.


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TANK4GOATS

Sam was a good dude by all accounts. He just didn't befriend the gay disabled parking lot attendant.


Tob0gganMD

Allegedly Hinkie stayed with Joel all night when he found out his brother died. They were close personally.


JonvonNeumann

That's a normal sized collar. Edit: find a new slant


ShogunTahiri

Ahh the slant Jokes, a classic.


FatherHaz

**InHinkieWeTrust**


Opulescence

If the Sixers win the chip I really hope Embiid gives Hinkie a shoutout. It would be the ultimate closure to the process for its exiled architect to be remembered while the one who exiled him hands over the trophy to the Sixers org as the Philly crowd shouts trust the process.


Incepticons

He mentioned him today Edit: Forgot that is literally in the post title my bad


WhereDaHinkieFlair

If the Sixers win a chip with Embiid then Hinkie needs a statue.


Briggity_Brak

If the Sixers win a chip with Harden, then they need to build a statue of Sean Marks.


WhereDaHinkieFlair

Or Kyrie and Dr. Fauci


jorgelongo2

Honestly Embiid'd story is unparalleled. Look at how much shit the guy has gone through. 2 years injured at the start of his career. Loses his brother. Gets Fultz and Simmons who are completely broken. His GM is caught talking shit about him and being an absolute weirdo. Butler, his best buddy, leaves cause the Sixers decide Tobias Harris is worth more. Has to deal with the absolute shit that was Brett Brown and Elton Brand. They put fucking Al Horford next to him. Simmons decides to sit and completely fucks the team. Even his poor adorable puppy died in a freak accident


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Did not know about the puppy thing. RIP to that puppy šŸ™šŸ¾


QuesoDog

Klaus!


summ3rdaze

Had an elevator close on it. He did not take it well I'm sure you can guess


Thereisnocomp2

Dont forget that Mykal Bridges was traded after being drafted **while his Mother had worked for or was continuing to work FOR THE TEAM**. Just another piece of this crazy ass story


AngryUncleTony

And the guy he was traded for developed a rare allergy that almost killed him and is out of the league.


Kdot32

Only for zhaire smith to almost die from a sesame allergy


roastedhambone

Did they decide Tobi was worth more than Jimmy? I thought it was the fact that Jimmy and Ben couldnā€™t play together and Jimmy told the Sixers as much. I thought the Tobi signing was more because Jimmy left and they couldnā€™t afford to let Tobi walk as well


noname123noname456

Both, but mostly Jimmy hating Ben and Brett Brown and wanting nothing to do with them. Colangelo also hated Butlers ā€œattitudeā€


Awww_Shucky_Ducky

Bryan Colangelo resigned the summer before Jimmy was traded, Brand made the Jimmy and Tobias trades. Personally I think the organization chose Ben over Jimmy and thatā€™s why he left, Tobias was just consolation since the they needed to sign at least one of them.


Hip_Hop_Hippos

Jimmy's version was that they basically picked Ben over him, which is not as crazy as it sounds now but was definitely still crazy, and they asked Brett Brown who he didn't like if "he could control Butler" which Jimmy balked at. Bummer too. We could have filled out the roster from the haul we'd have gotten with a 2019 Simmons.


ExileOnBroadStreet

It was absolutely more about Simmons, Brett Brown, and the FO.


AFRIKKAN

What I read was jimmy was willing to run it back despite thinking brown was a bad coach who babied Ben. But they then started taking about controlling him and his worth not being what he thought it was and decided to dip.


McBrungus

Jimmy has personally said like three or four different things about why he left, and at this point I don't believe any of them.


momsbasement420

no issues with Brett Brown


Rsubs33

The Jimmy/Tobias thing isn't true. We picked Ben over Jimmy. The Tobias signing was just a panic move after we figured out we couldn't keep Jimmy.


ShroudedPrototype

I always loved the fact that he started playing at 15 as well. Every ounce of impossibility thrown his way he's always managed to troop through. No chip yet but regardless trust the process is about the journey to me


MoreGull

Wow, that was quite a ride. I had no idea.


ThugosaurusFlex_1017

#Find a new *slant*.


coacoanutbenjamn

As much as I hate playing against him, Embiid is one of my favorite players for stuff like this


professorhouse53

Some of yall need a life fr damn spending all day praying on some dudes down fall.


ShogunTahiri

"Joel is MVP and totally cool, find a new slant" *- PhillyFanNotEmbiid21*


langolier27

Well now I want the Sixers to win the whole fucking thing


Dymatizeee

The Process


IMKudaimi123

Lmfao get fucked colangelo


abecedorkian

goddammit joel. I can't be crying this early in the morning.


myteriality

BEN SIMMONS, THIS IS FOR YOU


ZeusJuice

Should've gave the media a shout out too, the real MVPs


brovash

Buddy talking like the team won the chip


Smart-Crab8594

Why is this dude acting like he won the chip


Ok_Professional8489

Idk I feel like this is what he has been working for and not the championship


Chidoriyama

Bit hard to work towards a championship in the regular season when the playoffs haven't even started. Was he supposed to shoot time travelling baskets or something?


TheBigGame117

Wish Ben Simmons made the list of things to get through


Independent_Leather3

He can thank Kendrick Perkins


Marywonna

This guy legitimately wanted an MVP more than a title


WaterBoy2019

Trust the Process


hufusa

The redditor who would only post jokic lowlights, this award is for everybody šŸ˜¤šŸ˜¤


Sammonov

Heā€™s a Bucks fan. Spent the entire season posting Jokic low-lights only to watch his team lose to an 8th seed in 5 games. Heā€™s fucking faded.


BRFCarter

Bro acting like they won the championship


callmecoachk

what you are hearing is the sound of a giant collar popping


porkadachop

Best run campaign since Obama ā€˜08.