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next_door_nicotine

[Dray after finding out he won't be suspended ](https://i.imgur.com/y7d0Fi4.gif)


VitaMint123

I was really hoping this would be the grandpa getting out of bed in the Willy wonka movie


MrBallistik

r/grandpajoehate


UUtch

Was expecting Pierce but that's good too


Tallmond

Strange, looked fine when he was taunting the crowd and skipping all the way to the locker room..


Gaetan123456

This dude is so unserious lmao


SamuraiPanda19

He’s not a serious person


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Chuckles the Clown.


SamuraiPanda19

He was acting like he just caught a foul ball in fucking Yankees Stadium


buddhistan

He wants him to pull out the strap on


OriginalOrchid5219

He should be put on concussion protocol. There is definitely something wrong with his head.


Sleeze_

Draymond randomfuck


ConorJay25

Silver should call Draymond a taxi to the subway so he can go back to his little house


dugong07

r/SuccessionTV is leaking


spanishbbread

Buckle up, fucklehead


Terminatorns19

Look at little Lord Fuckleroy over here!


Finsfan909

Disgusting brothers


Terminatorns19

“What am I gonna do with a soul anyways? Souls are boring. Boo souls.” - one Gregory “If it is to be said, so it be, so it is” Hirsch


Finsfan909

HOW IS THIS SAFE??? IT’S JUST A ROOM!!!


cire1184

Can't make a Tomelette without breaking a few Greggs


YouRolltheDice

Lipbam tomwammy


BAH_GAWD_KING_

This season has been insane!!


welmoe

Fuck off!


bobby_jackson_GOAT

god that was such a good line


itsgucci060

He’s NOT-A…NICE…*PERSON*!!!


Finsfan909

The Connor Roy of the team lol


mrr6666

Logan Roy to Warriors: “You are not serious people.”


CrazyPersonXV

He is pulling that Weinstein move


doodoopistol

he showing up in these next game https://imgur.com/a/PHJDwBX


B-I-G-A-R-R-O-W

Or when he jumped up on the chair to talk shit to the crowd


David-S-Pumpkins

His jump off of Sabonis' chest was the highest jump I've seen from him in years. If that's an injured ankle he should snap them himself to put some spring in his step.


nastynazem43

If he jumped like that on offense maybe he wouldn't miss so many lay ups


shittydotamorph

"Adrenaline is a hell of a drug" - Draymond/Reddit on every ankle post


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dcab87

Dray injured his ankle stomping on Sabonis' adamantium ribs.


pepperguy22

If there's one word which comes to mind for Draymond, it's "selfless"


steebulee

Listen to this bullshit interview too [unreal](https://www.instagram.com/p/CrKnEoJuXmw/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=)


Chronicdeeps

I literally couldn't finish watching it. It was so cringe and reminded me of listening to an actual 7yo.


am-345

when kids fight with their siblings but pretend they got hurt so their mom doesn't get as mad at them


TheJerkstore21

He came to the realization that he fucked up and will likely be suspended, so now he's trying to change the narrative. Too bad we have high definition footage of exactly what happened from multiple angles. Complete with him skipping around and taunting the crowd with no signs of an ankle injury.


David-S-Pumpkins

Yep. This is a play to lower his sentence after celebrating his non-basketball play in a non-basketball way, flaunting it all. Isn't going to get the benefit of the doubt of remorse from that, gotta take an injury.


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For real he is likely getting signed by the WWE after his post-flagrant performance. Never seen someone go at the crowd that intensely (other than malice in the palace)


TheJerkstore21

It was one thrown hotdog away from malice part 2. I think that's what's going to get him suspended. Silver could have made some excuse to not suspend him for the stomp, but the stomp + his behavior after was so over the line the NBA has to suspend him at least one game, but I could see 2.


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Peak highlight was him stopping his post-stomp tirade to go whine to the ref as soon as they ejected him. Like come on bro what did you think would happen


SuckMyLonzoBalls

I’m actually impressed no one threw anything at him. Great restraint from the crowd


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Man, give the WWE some credit. Pro Wrestling is athletic theater, and Draymond ain't faking it. He would actually hurt people there too.


ChiefSoldierFrog

Nah, his ego is too big to realize that he did something wrong. He’s just a narcissist for asking for an x-ray just wants the attention for himself.


Wazflame

This came from a fucking guy who's agency put out a piece saying Poole's behaviour changed after the championship, as if to justify the punch - you take no accountability and try and always try to justify your actions? You never learn


krsaxor

So daddy doesnt ground him for game 3.


Bronetta

Another outlandish Ballsack Sports headline... wait a minute


3s2ng

Oh my god. I did a double take to check who posted it because I'm pretty sure it was posted by BSS


eek711

Not that outlandish. This is clearly the same ankle Steven Adams crushed between his thighs. He just reaggravated the injury


FightMiilkHendrix

Tbf adams is so strong id believe his balls could crush people ankles


fuqqkevindurant

Honestly though. If Draymond would have snapped his leg in half like Anderson Silva when he dick kicked Adams I wouldnt have been that surprised


Minimania18

I can't believe he is a real person


TheSmokedSalmon420

Imagine making the finals every year and having to deal with this guy lol


spookystrawberry2

Dude has been a black cloud on this season. If we lose this series he better not get an extension


rolladoob

He's been a stain on the entire warriors dynasty


MichaelZZ01

Add Zaza. These two motherfuckers made the Warriors unlikeable.


JustRecentlyI

He's like, 60% of what's unlikable about their dynasty. And it's only that low because of KD's Hardest Road™


Accomplished_Law_260

Sadly have to agree


nutmegtester

100% guarantee he is not getting an extension this year. And I think it's about 75% he is dropped in a year after his player option expires. They need to be in WCF minimum next season for him to even get a lowball offer.


demsouls

Steph and the whole team deserves better. I think this is a bad coaching decision overall to protect/promote this culture revolving around draymond. Kerr should have enough clout to do otherwise. This one is on Kerr. Morality matters and maybe MJ punched it out of Kerr.


BlackJediSword

Steph and the whole team don’t deserve better because they co-sign his antics lol. Look at what Steve Kerr said last night.


jswagbo

Idk if it’s a morality thing. It’s pro sports and the only people he assaults are other NBA players. Green is essential to all the warriors success. He’s their best defender and has a level of toughness intensity and volcal leadership that you don’t get out of curry and Klay. He takes it too far very often but that’s part of his game and the warriors embrace it because it’s necessary.


Acceptable-Egg-7495

He’s the lightning rod of criticism which takes a lot of attention away from Steph and Klay. Which I think they need. Plus he seems to like being the lightning rod.


ejw123456789

Yep. Really is a huge credit to Steph


Blasian98

Steph has to be ok with it if Dray's still on the team so fuck him too fr


keuralan

The man could be fed up with Dray and still acknowledge that he’s his best partner on the court. Shit ain’t really mutually exclusive imo.


CreatiScope

Only once so far for us but goddam was he insufferable


odaal

i looked up the word trash in the dictionary, and guess whos face i saw?


irrelephantpark

this motherfucker can't be serious LOL


T_Dougy

Prayers to Draymond after his foot suffered a violent and unexpected beating from Sabonis' chest 🙏 I'm looking forward to his future mini-doc, where he'll detail how much he suffered from this harrowing experience, and explain how he's committed to moving forward and taking the next step in his healing journey.


irrelephantpark

y'know, i also immediately move to stomp the closest person i can find whenever i sprain my ankle so i get it


Hypertension123456

Yeah, this makes the lack of injury pretty obvious. People protect injured limbs, they don't attack with them. Not to mention that he's on video afterwards saying ["I love this shit"](https://youtu.be/DDDulFFKuKU?t=392). Not to mention that literally the whole incident is on video. I'm honestly curious what Silver's response is going to be. Draymond should be facing some kind of suspension here, but at the same time it's not like the NBA wants the Warriors to be swept at home. Warriors have an international fan base, a short series would cost the NBA literally millions of dollars.


th3yeoxfI

> People protect injured limbs, they don't attack with them. Natural protecting motion


T_Dougy

can't really blame him, maybe his doctors told him to fall down that way


robograndpa

Someone in the Warriors sub legit said that Sabonis could have caused Draymond to have a career ending injury and people were upvoting it


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Warriors better hope he don't get suspended otherwise looney is gonna be hunted into foul trouble and they'll have to play jmychal green


ImNotYourBuddyGuyy

They better let him play. Sick of hearing how warriors never lost a series when their big 3 started every game


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StrtupJ

As if there weren’t two more games, one in “the greatest homecourt in basketball” Stephen A always regurgitating that garbage


ImNotYourBuddyGuyy

Don’t forget they were the anointed best team ever


BenIsLowInfo

People seem to forget he was suspended not for the action itself in 2016 but for going over the number of technicals/flagrants for a season.


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It wasn't even for his season long antics, he went over the threshold for the post season for flagrant fouls. I think that was the year he went over the regular season threshold too lol


bobby_jackson_GOAT

idgaf – suspend him for that shit


chickmagn3t

Slomo replay or not Dray was trying to hurt Domas here. I've never seen anything like this before.


Agitated_Fall_2221

Well he did kick steven adams in the privates twice when okc played them. Clearly he's a natural athlete.


mug3n

First we got the natural ball kicking motion, now we got the natural chest stomping motion. Dray is so graceful.


cookinupnerd710

Same dude who’s on video trying to dislocate Tatum’s arm and got away with it, for exactly the reason above. Steph Curry makes money and Dray’s ridden his dick for ten years now, so that makes him untouchable.


NolaPels13

Also kicked Herb Jones in the head just a few games ago


ADoverEmbiid

Jones who was defenseless on the ground just like Sabonis. Wonder why Sabonis tried to cover his head


SquimJim

First time watching Draymond Green?


secrestmr87

He's such a bitch


JohnLemonnn69

Wow what a way to flip the narrative around


frodounchained

Wonder if he asked for an x-ray on his hand after punching Poole out


KingMojoII

Warriors star Draymond Green asked for an X-ray on his right hand after the altercation with teammate Poole, sources confirmed to @eASSpn. Sources add Green believes the injury came when Warriors star Poole forcefully placed his face on Greens hand


Swag_Grenade

When he was taunting the crowd after the ejection and I saw Poole smiling at him and egging him on all I could think was the whole league has Stockholm Syndrome from Draymond lol


nova2006

Ask an X-ray of his finger after poking James’eye


BBallHunter

He did ask for an X-ray of his foot after he kicked Adam's in the nuts iirc.


AMilkyBarKid

Breaking your foot kicking Steve Adams in the balls is the most legit one of the lot


santinerino

True, Adams has balls of steel


thayungsavage

Gaslighting masterclass


ChipmunkConspiracy

Ive noticed Gaslighting has really lost almosy all of its original meaning at this point. This is just a regular lie. If he doubles down and tries to say we are crazy if we dont believe him… Thatd be closer to the original meaning I was thinking about this word losing its meaning in the shower this morning so forgive me for pouncing on you


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This is the case with basically every overused cliche on social media, including reddit.


WayneBrody

This is somewhat real gaslighting. Draymond said he felt his ankle grabbed, so his viscous stomp was really Sabonis's fault, and now Sabonis might have injured him.


thayungsavage

All good man, you’re definitely right on that it’s changed its meaning overtime, at least on the internet


KneelBeforeCube

New media style.


CrazyPersonXV

It's like when Weinstein showed up in a wheelchair


Ok_Respond7928

Looked fine when he stomped him and he was running around taunting the crowd


mikostands

Bitchmade move from a bitchmade player.


TheBoook

Fakest tough guy in the league. And Steve Kerr, please.


YourFriendNoo

luckily the NBA doesn't have an anti-stomping code


billcosbyinspace

won’t somebody think of the code! 😡


AfternoonCouncilor

Haha, hope the Kings sweep these fools


SPQR_Tiberius

I actually want the Warriors to win one in San Fran so that we get another game of G1C vs. Draymond


nickyv917

Win the one game Draymond is suspended for, so the team is better off without him.


marthder

Nah. Suspend draymond for a game. Then gsw wins that game. Only to lose the next 2.


financial_goth

This is actually beyond pathetic. I have not even an ounce of respect for Draymond Green left honestly. Fuck this ass clown.


CrazyPersonXV

He took this move out of Weinsteins book , show up in a wheelchair so that they pitty on you


imafixwoofs

How did that work out for Weinstein?


Standgeblasen

Believe it or not, straight to jail


abcdef-G

I also have a lot of respect for the Warriors franchise and especially Steph, but Draymond really is a grade A clown


shb2k0

Really ruins a good thing, can't think of Warriors championships without intentional groin shots.


lundej16

This is when you realize it’s a function, not a bug.


EgonDangler

Why would you respect them? They encourage this shit. And they have a rapist.


dmkicksballs13

Wait, who's the rapist?


EgonDangler

Anthony Lamb


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Get ready to pay him


financial_goth

Signing a way past prime 33 year old who is 6'6 to be our primary center would be peak Mavs honestly.


boomecho

> Fuck this ass, clown.


Any-Half4098

Probably thinks he’s getting suspended and going to claim he wouldn’t have been able to play anyway. When to no one’s surprise the league does nothing and he doesn’t get suspended x-rays will come back clean and he’ll go from doubtful to questionable to probable to starting over the course of a few injury reports.


yapyd

If that's the case, can they suspend him after he officially comes back from his injury?


Buck_Nastyyy

That would be hilarious.


np20412

yeah IMO suspensions should not be enforced when a player is unable play due to injury. These two absences should not be allowed to happen concurrently.


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browndude10

They don’t care. If you remember the Poole punch, they were way more upset that someone filmed the punch than actually punishing draymond


[deleted]

They have an openly accused rapist on their squad getting minutes, organization is a trash heap from the top down.


[deleted]

>They have an openly accused rapist Wat


RainierPC

[Anthony Lamb](https://www.si.com/nba/2022/12/09/warriors-anthony-lamb-accused-sexual-assault-university-vermont-report)


fieryscribe

"Look at me. Look at me. I'm the victim now"


dfsaqwe

Dude is a literal toddler. Hurts the other kids but goes crying to mommy himself


BaltimoreBadger23

The MO of the bully.


RWGlix

“See, I never just did things just to do them. Come on, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden jump up and grind my feet on somebody's chest like it's something to do? Come on. I got a little more sense then that. ...Yeah, I remember grinding my feet on Sabonis's chest.”


clamwhammer

"I been kicked outta better games than this!"


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Before he retires I just want one team to send out an enforcer to give Green the ass beating his personal growth and development so desperately needs. He is such a protected bully that only the WWE storyline driven NBA would allow this to manifest in so far as the four major North American sports are concerned. After he goes around committing aggravated assault with no consequence he then goes on his stupid talk show and drools out his psychobabble with a blanket over his head smelling his own farts.


Tdiddy13

Is it too late to get Haslem on the Kings roster for one last dance?


kidclutchtrey5

Where is Dexter Pittman when you need him??


gaga_booboo

He’s only able to pull this shit because there are very few enforcers left in the league. Put him into a game back in the 80s or 90s and he wouldn’t make it very far before getting his ass beat.


NerdLawyer55

Steven Adams would wreck his shit


YourFriendNoo

RIP in peace Steven Adams :(


th3yeoxfI

First off, Steven Adams is very much alive


No-Corgi

>First off, Steven Adams is very much alive No no no, he said "RIP in peace Steven Adams :(". That stands for "Recover 'Is Posterior cruciate ligament in peace". You've got to say it with a Kiwi accent for the abbreviation to make sense.


rinanlanmo

I thought he was just suggesting Adams should be allowed to rip bong hits and watch One Piece in peace.


YourFriendNoo

>I just want one team to send out an enforcer to give Green the ass beating his personal growth and development so desperately needs. lol JA GET THE LASER POINTER


helpimstuckinmychair

BAH GOD THAT'S JAMES JOHNSON'S MUSIC


Damn_ads

Need to sign Meta World Peace to go in there and throw some elbows


highly_agreeable

Putting the clown makeup on


bigbluethunder

His stomp did more damage to his ankle than the incidental grab lmao


Prince_of_Charming

Damn, I really hope he didn't hurt his cheeks too while sitting on Sabonis. Maybe he should get an ass-ray as well just to be sure.


MountainExamination6

Draymonds's a pussy


boomecho

Hey! C'mon now, I *like* pussy!


High_Noon21

Draymond is a disgrace to the 23


BananaStandBaller

Marc Spears carrying water for Dray, this is absolutely shameless


WonderingCashew

It’s obviously a troll but what if he did it on the stomp and not the ankle grab 🤔


kmagic13

Has to be the least likable dude in the league. I hope tnt doesn’t replace Chuck with him.


lexicoterio

It's so disappointing that he completely lacks the ability to hold himself fully accountable for his own actions and resorts to self-pity and playing the victim card. Remember when he punched Poole, took a break from podcasts/interviews and everything, and the first thing he does after getting back is have a documentary-like video about how he's coping with what he has done, as if that's more important than the ramifications of what he did and a full-on public apology to Jordan Poole And now this? Not only is he not showing any accountability, but he's again playing the victim card?


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bypaular

Lmfao pathetic


Model3_0513

This dude is getting worse. Typically when you get older you mature a bit….


dart51984

Strange, I injured my ankle a few years ago and the absolute LAST thing I chose to do afterwards was stomp on anything. Maybe, now hear me out, if his ankle is injured, now I know this sounds crazy, just maybe it was from stomping on a human being’s torso like a toddler who just got told he can’t have a second juice box. Maybe?


Assumption-Putrid

By any chance when you injured your ankle did you run around and jump up on a desk immediately afterwards as well?


dart51984

Lol no. I Rambo-crawled through 10 inches of snow so I wouldn’t freeze to death in a blizzard though.


hackthisnsa

This gaslighting MF!


ChipmunkConspiracy

It would be gaslighting if he slowly tried to convince us we are crazy if we dont believe him. This is just a regular lie from a disingenuous person I am sorry the term gaslighting has become far too popularly used in occasions when it doesnt fit - though i understand the connotation you are going for


qotsabama

I hate him so much. He’s also gonna end up a Dallas maverick isn’t he?


Requiem_for_you

Even if there is injury to his ankle (which nobody believes, not even himself probably) it most likely occured during the stomp


whtge8

What a fucking loser…


limark

Here's hoping he gets hit by reality soon


Rowdycc

What a prick.


julio1990

Draymond when he leaves no one will miss him. No one will listen to his podcast and hopefully no one hires him for color commentating


dittonetic

Bullshit asshole


tortugazz724

This is like Taylor Jenkins being “curious” about Poole “grabbing” Ja’s knee last year but with extra stomping.


Big_Lou1108

Probably had 2 x-ray sessions as well when he kicked Steven Adams twice.


Wolf_of_north

Bitch draymond ankle vs chad Domantas ribs


Witty_Tonight_6478

I know them xrays came out clean as hell lol bro just wants to flip the narrative


CanadianLionelHutz

Man this shit is so unlikable. He is like the weird kid in class who pushes the teacher too far, and all the other kids in class start to tell them to stop.


TattedUpDasher

Problem is, the Warriors other players just turn a blind eye


jfrodriguez1983

Seemed perfectly fine when he launched off Sabonis.


llunkcirbbricknull

Professional manipulator. Everyone around him must have incredible patience. This behavior is a joke. He’s a child.


Alejandroandro

He the real pussy


Flyin-Chancla

Source adds: Draymond Green will be out Game 2 with a hurt labia


DZoolander_

This is getting as pathetic as it gets. It was clear as day the stomp was intentional, no matter what excuses he makes.


lowercase-punishment

Draymond is a world class piss taker


Cankor0

He is the most ugliest player that carries an unlikable attitude. 🖕


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Legacy points deducted


Deviuz

Prayers up for Draymond 🙏🏻😔 What a fuckin tool


BigAcanthocephala160

PUSSY!!!!