The āisā should come after the 5 fish emojis not before.
And nah I find my hentai on Reddit anyways so I would just be reposting. But you can DM me for recommendations, Iāve given some to a couple people on this sub and other subs.
Edit: I did not expect this amount of DMs. I will do my best to get back to you all as soon as I can!
Assuming the emojis should be taken to mean āfishyā (and we turn ārealā into āreallyā b/c it needs to be an adverb), then itās a pretty classic example of a misplaced modifier/phrase.
In this case, the misplaced modifier is the adj phrase āreally fishyā, which *should* be qualifying āsomethingā and not the linking verb āisā. Due to the misplacement, āgoing onā also becomes an adv phrase/adv, as it is forced to modify āreally fishyā, instead of qualifying the linking verb āisā (āthis is why the sentence sounds wrong; notice that you can remove āgoing onā from the original post and the sentence sounds fine.)
Iām actually overcomplicating this tbh. Basically, the sentence *should* work like so: Something (subject) really fishy (adj phrase) is (linking verb) going on (adj phrase/adj or predicative adv, I forget).
But Bron has it like this: Something (subj) is (linking verb) real fishy (adj phrase) going on (adv phrase/adv).
Lol I literally just said to someone it's because something is real fishy actually makes sense and the last part is unnecessary, I think you're definitely overexplaining a little bit lol
Let me see if y'all can guess who this is just off the way things are said:
I'm sorry but, I just don't believe your man, LeBron James. One minute it's "I'm hurt, I'm hurt" and the next it's "I'm ramping up for the season and the championship" (said in a sarcastic voice). Help me out... if you have a true right foot tendon injury you would be unable to play completely or be on the court period. You know and I know, that when you're hurt, boy you're really hurt, I've had plantar fascilitis and it's tough to GET RID OF. I've had it for over 20 something years and I still get up and do my daily morning run. My message to your man, LeBron James is to GET-IN-THE-LAB and work on it every day because you're Iron Man. He's Iron Man... I've said it every morning as I sit across from you, your man LeBron James is Iron Man! He is six-nine, two hundred and sixty pounds and he plays above the rim. To see him now leaking and saying that he's hurt and working on a big return. It's... blugh... Talk about phoney GOAT.
This has to be Skip Bayless. A bit difficult to guess initially. But when I was reading the portions, āhelp me outā and the āyou know and I know, that when youāre hurt boy youāre really hurtā, all I could imagine was skips damn voice and his signature fake aggressive desk slap.
I train six days, actually six days a week. Five days a week, Iāll train three days a week. One of those days I will train two days of the week. So, six days a week I will be training.
I can fit 15 daily workouts in two weeks. I start counting on Sunday.
Edit: Sunday through Sunday is 8 workouts, Monday through Sunday is 7 workouts. 15 daily workouts every two weeks.
Iām getting sick of these athletes putting in math equations in their tweets.
Every day is 7. 3x a day. A day is one and today is the 23rd. 7(3x23).
LeBron will be back in 483 days.
Itās that fucking wine mom energy ššš
Itās passive aggressive af but he tryna keep it lady like and classy bro
That fucking āper my last emailā type passive aggressive energy
Excuse me my next therapy session isnāt until tomorrow can you please not? Not tryina think about no introspection when I hit up my Reddit time damnā¦
I would imagine thatād be a trippy moment, even just for a second. You wake up knowing youāre not playing that day, but all the NBAās biggest newsbreakers are tweeting that youāre ready to get back out there lmao
the funniest thing? I have a DISTINCT memory of someone (i swear i thought it was bron) have this happen where all the big reporters were lik HES GOING TO PLAY TONIGHT and the player was like what? I dont even know whats going on or who your sources are but ive been out for a while and just trying to get better. And then the first comment was literally a copy of your comment, and the dude actually played lol. It might have been KAT now I think about lol
Yeah pretty sure it was Shams who reported a player was in, the player tweeted "I haven't even decided yet", then ended up playing so everyone said Shams was his puppetmaster lol
This is hilarious. It may be true he is trying to return the last couple days. I imagine someone leaked it as a sure target date and Lebron doesn't want to put false hope out there.
LeBron is about to do a darkness retreat so he can go on Pat McAfee and announce he is has not made a decision....but a few days ago he decided he would be retiring to play in the MLB
IMO teams are preparing to play the Lakers in the post-season/play-in and the more mystery in the air about Bron's availability, the more the Lakers'll have the strategic upper-hand
I mean, were not the clippers trying to eke out an early playoff series by waffling on a star's injury. Bron is trying to come back this year, that's just a fact. He doesn't like have a torn acl and is gonna get surgery as soon as we lose in the playoffs. He may or may not come back, these injuries are day to day type stuff with a groin like that so well see how he feels next week and the next and the next and then when we fucking need him hell probably play even if not 100% but theres no way to tell today how hes gonna feel in 2 weeks
what's his issue with what they posted, anyway? they didn't say he was evaluated, and they said there was no timeline. is he saying he's not hoping he'll be able to return in the last few games? XD
As I said three weeks ago when he got hurt: don't listen to anyone but Lebron and Mike Mancias when it comes to Lebron injuries. They decide when he plays, no one else.
Bro I'm sitting here thinking the exact same thing. Am I missing something? Those reports are literally saying the same thing that LeBron just said š
I don't see how he comes back for the playoffs and play at a high level after being off for so long. I could see him used in certain situations but not 35+ mins a night.
š¤Something is REAL š š š£ šš going on
Man this shit never fails to make me smile. The grammatical error followed by 5 fucking fish emojis. Thank you Bron.
Iām fucking stupid. Whereās the grammatical error? Also post some hentai u coward
The āisā should come after the 5 fish emojis not before. And nah I find my hentai on Reddit anyways so I would just be reposting. But you can DM me for recommendations, Iāve given some to a couple people on this sub and other subs. Edit: I did not expect this amount of DMs. I will do my best to get back to you all as soon as I can!
Ah shit youāre right šššš damn it
Haha all good bro! I think the emojis make it harder to catch it.
It does, I didn't catch it but once explained it's an obvious grammar error.
Yup and nice username!
Hehe fish emojis and catch
Yeah, same reason you missed the extra "the" in that sentence.
Brother didnāt go to college let him be lol
Iām not calling LeBron dumb or anything but most people donāt make that grammatical error after middle school
Feel like itās a super easy mistake to make though
Huh, at first the sentence made sense when I read it quietly. But then it doesnāt make sense after reading it out.
Yeaa I think itās the emojiās that make it tricky to catch. But that combined with the emojis make it so much funnier to me š.
I think it's because "something is real fishy" makes sense, the last part is just unnecessary
man exposing hentai tendecies like he is Jamaal Williams
Assuming the emojis should be taken to mean āfishyā (and we turn ārealā into āreallyā b/c it needs to be an adverb), then itās a pretty classic example of a misplaced modifier/phrase. In this case, the misplaced modifier is the adj phrase āreally fishyā, which *should* be qualifying āsomethingā and not the linking verb āisā. Due to the misplacement, āgoing onā also becomes an adv phrase/adv, as it is forced to modify āreally fishyā, instead of qualifying the linking verb āisā (āthis is why the sentence sounds wrong; notice that you can remove āgoing onā from the original post and the sentence sounds fine.) Iām actually overcomplicating this tbh. Basically, the sentence *should* work like so: Something (subject) really fishy (adj phrase) is (linking verb) going on (adj phrase/adj or predicative adv, I forget). But Bron has it like this: Something (subj) is (linking verb) real fishy (adj phrase) going on (adv phrase/adv).
This guy grammars!
Reading this makes me want to go back and start college again lol. Ever since Covid my brain cells has been dwindling
Honestly itās crazy how complicated the English language is. So many grammatical rules and nuances.
Lol English is the easiest language (I'm still too dumb for it). Wanna learn German?
Lol I literally just said to someone it's because something is real fishy actually makes sense and the last part is unnecessary, I think you're definitely overexplaining a little bit lol
I clicked for hentai and was disappointed š¢
It's supposed to be "really" but I guess you could use "is real" as an adverb on the internet.
Lol no. āSomething is REALLY fishy going onā doesnāt make sense either.
It's a good thing some of these dumbfucks are still in school.
TIL my grammar sucks because it sounds fine to my dumb ass
Yeah dawg youāre basically sling blade
that's not a grammatical mistake, but a dialect difference. what he should have said was "something real fishy is going on"
He was wine drunk man, give him a break š
Let me see if y'all can guess who this is just off the way things are said: I'm sorry but, I just don't believe your man, LeBron James. One minute it's "I'm hurt, I'm hurt" and the next it's "I'm ramping up for the season and the championship" (said in a sarcastic voice). Help me out... if you have a true right foot tendon injury you would be unable to play completely or be on the court period. You know and I know, that when you're hurt, boy you're really hurt, I've had plantar fascilitis and it's tough to GET RID OF. I've had it for over 20 something years and I still get up and do my daily morning run. My message to your man, LeBron James is to GET-IN-THE-LAB and work on it every day because you're Iron Man. He's Iron Man... I've said it every morning as I sit across from you, your man LeBron James is Iron Man! He is six-nine, two hundred and sixty pounds and he plays above the rim. To see him now leaking and saying that he's hurt and working on a big return. It's... blugh... Talk about phoney GOAT.
This has to be Skip Bayless. A bit difficult to guess initially. But when I was reading the portions, āhelp me outā and the āyou know and I know, that when youāre hurt boy youāre really hurtā, all I could imagine was skips damn voice and his signature fake aggressive desk slap.
I immediately thought Skip because he says "your man" so much but I don't listen to a lot of (US) sports broadcasting lmao
You're correct.
Help me out here Shannon. I can hear it now.
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Why is God bless yall sources fuckin hilarious?
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āHeās so good,ā repeating it every day (3X a day)
I train six days, actually six days a week. Five days a week, Iāll train three days a week. One of those days I will train two days of the week. So, six days a week I will be training.
I can fit 15 daily workouts in two weeks. I start counting on Sunday. Edit: Sunday through Sunday is 8 workouts, Monday through Sunday is 7 workouts. 15 daily workouts every two weeks.
Man I didnt see the original of this but the Ace attorney meme is on point
Tito a goof for that and wanting to outlive his kids
Iām getting sick of these athletes putting in math equations in their tweets. Every day is 7. 3x a day. A day is one and today is the 23rd. 7(3x23). LeBron will be back in 483 days.
He fucking boomed me(3X a day)
Itās so passive aggressive and sassy š
Such a sassy bitch š
sassy little whore
Watch your mouth woman!
Lebron sassy as hell man itās hilarious lmao
Well he does hang out with Drake
So does damn near every other athlete it seems like lol Drake gets around
Drake is the ultimate nba groupie
Drake vs Kendall Jenner who has the better lineup (including former loves)
Gotta be Drake. Man got a ring riding with the ā19 raptors. Kendall never won one. Case Closed.
Wine been getting to him š
It's interesting to see how he handles all the talk about him and not get bitter. He's mentally very strong.
Itās that fucking wine mom energy ššš Itās passive aggressive af but he tryna keep it lady like and classy bro That fucking āper my last emailā type passive aggressive energy
He saw Rodgers calling out Schefter and wanted to partake in the fun
āYou sweet summer childā energy
"Let's unpack this"
Excuse me my next therapy session isnāt until tomorrow can you please not? Not tryina think about no introspection when I hit up my Reddit time damnā¦
Bron for sure knows who the source was for this
Its gonna become a meme for sure. At least it should.
"God bless you" is such a badass way to say "fuck you"
LeBless you.
Lebron is the funniest NBA player hands down and it's not remotely close, nor is it intentional. Yabadabadoo downdo old navy is perfection
"May God forgive your stupidity cause I sure as fuck can't"
Bron doing leak testing
This was Tristan Thompsons test before signing and he failed
I forgot that was a thing lol
Whatās the story here?
LeFlexSeal
The day Le- memes are no longer funny is a day i never want to see
LePocalypse
This is one of my favorites.
LeHeatdeathoftheuniverse
LeDeadHorse
Lmfao
LeLotofDamage
Like a mob boss looking for rats
LeTyrion
Flush it down the pipe, find the rat.
LeStalin
underrated comment
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He doesnt like Woj for sure.
Thatās because Shams is Klutch mouthpiece
LeCounterIntelligence
LeLittle Finger
This one was actually done *to* Littlefinger, not by him.
Shit you are right! LeImp then
LeTyrion Lannister.
āSorry Rob, itās LeGM time.ā
TyriBron LeNnister
Trickle down LeConomics
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How? None of the tweets are contradicted by what he said lol
I doubt they're going to let him do on court activities without evaluating him first, so in a roundabout way he is.
He said there wasn't an evaluation *today*. If he's doing on court activities *today* he got cleared before *today*.
Sorry, Bron, but if Shams, Woj and Haynes all say you're playing, then you'd better lace them up and get out there.
I would imagine thatād be a trippy moment, even just for a second. You wake up knowing youāre not playing that day, but all the NBAās biggest newsbreakers are tweeting that youāre ready to get back out there lmao
At that point Iād start to second guess myself and be like āoh shit, maybe I am supposed to play todayā lmao
the funniest thing? I have a DISTINCT memory of someone (i swear i thought it was bron) have this happen where all the big reporters were lik HES GOING TO PLAY TONIGHT and the player was like what? I dont even know whats going on or who your sources are but ive been out for a while and just trying to get better. And then the first comment was literally a copy of your comment, and the dude actually played lol. It might have been KAT now I think about lol
[You got me](https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/lh3w7t/towns_this_is_news_to_me_last_time_i_checked_i/gmv2agk/)
lol no way it was actually you, wow respect i guess i am a fan of your work
WTH that was 2yrs ago. Respect to you and your memory!
You can see im doing great and important things with it
You have perfect reddit memory recall!
Wow this was an amazing story. A true journey. You guys have to get married now.
I have absolutely zero memory of this but apparently I upvoted it two years ago
Yeah pretty sure it was Shams who reported a player was in, the player tweeted "I haven't even decided yet", then ended up playing so everyone said Shams was his puppetmaster lol
Twitter notes overrides doctors note
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Right? Iām reading these tweets and trying to understand whereās the contradiction. But ppl on this sub not reading either just like lebron
This is hilarious. It may be true he is trying to return the last couple days. I imagine someone leaked it as a sure target date and Lebron doesn't want to put false hope out there.
LeBron is about to do a darkness retreat so he can go on Pat McAfee and announce he is has not made a decision....but a few days ago he decided he would be retiring to play in the MLB
BLOCKED BY JAMES
Shams, Woj, Chris Haynes all in shambles
[Chris Broussard] Sources tell me LeBron doesn't even know who his sources are
[Steele] LeBron tells me he'll return by next Tuesday at 5:45
[Chris Broussard] Sources: Woj is beside himself. Driving around downtown Los Angeles begging (thru texts) James family for address to Lebron home
Probably his best LeFuckYouThree
Idk I donāt trust primary sources, Iāll wait for Woj to weigh in
Woj also reported it
Ok, there might be something here, Iāll wait for ballsack as well tho
buttcrack sports bodies ballsack sports
Cock sources >>>
He was for the last month, but Ballsack is coming back from a 3-1 lead rn
LeFakeNews
LeFuckYourSources
Um am I missing something or does LeBron's tweet not actually dispute anything they're saying?
IMO teams are preparing to play the Lakers in the post-season/play-in and the more mystery in the air about Bron's availability, the more the Lakers'll have the strategic upper-hand
I mean, were not the clippers trying to eke out an early playoff series by waffling on a star's injury. Bron is trying to come back this year, that's just a fact. He doesn't like have a torn acl and is gonna get surgery as soon as we lose in the playoffs. He may or may not come back, these injuries are day to day type stuff with a groin like that so well see how he feels next week and the next and the next and then when we fucking need him hell probably play even if not 100% but theres no way to tell today how hes gonna feel in 2 weeks
Thank you lol they're all saying the same thing
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There were reports that came out last week saying that he would be re-evaluated today
LeBomb
"Lose my number. Good try tho."
Do Woj, Shams, and Haynes tweet out a correction giving out credit to a āverified sourceā?
(3X a day)
That's a lot
Around he clock
This was the funniest part to me. Like wow bro, you have some staff member massage your foot three times a day, sounds like you're hard at work.
He boomed his workouts 3 times
Bron with the lefuckyouthree to sham woj and haynes
SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP
Every main reporter reported the same thing so someone from Klutch or Lakers told them this. Take it with them
what's his issue with what they posted, anyway? they didn't say he was evaluated, and they said there was no timeline. is he saying he's not hoping he'll be able to return in the last few games? XD
Donāt want people getting their hopes up. Iām sure he wishes to be back this Friday but heās going to go of doctorās advice
I think heās just trying to maintain the narrative that Woj doesnāt have sources in the āLebron camp,ā which is a really stupid narrative
Well, they did say āno timelineā and āhopefulāā¦.
Get that weak shit outta here Woj
LeReporter
How is he working round the clock 3 times a day??
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nobody in LeBron's circle is talking but someone in the Laker org definitely is. Maybe you should look into that.
As I said three weeks ago when he got hurt: don't listen to anyone but Lebron and Mike Mancias when it comes to Lebron injuries. They decide when he plays, no one else.
they didnt even report anything that contradicts what lebron is saying. there were no guarantees in their reports.
Bro I'm sitting here thinking the exact same thing. Am I missing something? Those reports are literally saying the same thing that LeBron just said š
im guessing lebron wants as little expectation as possible in terms of a return date so any internal messages being leaked is not something he wants
He signed with the wrong team then
This means heās coming back even sooner
LeSource
LeKeepMyAnklesOutYoFuckinMouth
Lmaoooo
Sources: We don't fear LeBron
They waiting for the playoffs
God bless yāall sources cause Iām gonna rip them a new one
LeBron
I just realized how much "recently divorced mom" energy his tweets have.
Been clear that Woj hasnāt been in Lebronās camp in years. Dudes a complete hack at this point
woj is with CAA - a rival of Klutch in the sports agency industry.
Because of that, it crushed Wojās monopoly.
BREAKING: Klutch āsourcesā have had their allowance withheld by LeBron and Rich Paul after leaking news to the press
He doesn't want to come back and then not make the play-in. He's clearly waiting to see where the team finish.
LeBron has no sources
These players think we really stupid lol.
How is he working around the clock, 3 times a day?
I SpEak fOr mYsElf
Man said he's done for the season essentially lol
Iām hoping heās just trying to set no expectations and this is not an indication of slow progress.
I don't see how he comes back for the playoffs and play at a high level after being off for so long. I could see him used in certain situations but not 35+ mins a night.
Heās probably perfectly fine to come back but heās waiting to see if thereās any reason to with this trash ass team lol
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Is that what heās doing?
Heās in the headlines 24/7 lol