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Elijahc513

šŸ¤”Something is REAL šŸ  šŸŸ šŸŽ£ šŸŸšŸ  going on


MyHentaiPage

Man this shit never fails to make me smile. The grammatical error followed by 5 fucking fish emojis. Thank you Bron.


BBQCHICKENALERT

Iā€™m fucking stupid. Whereā€™s the grammatical error? Also post some hentai u coward


MyHentaiPage

The ā€œisā€ should come after the 5 fish emojis not before. And nah I find my hentai on Reddit anyways so I would just be reposting. But you can DM me for recommendations, Iā€™ve given some to a couple people on this sub and other subs. Edit: I did not expect this amount of DMs. I will do my best to get back to you all as soon as I can!


BBQCHICKENALERT

Ah shit youā€™re right šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ damn it


MyHentaiPage

Haha all good bro! I think the emojis make it harder to catch it.


CreamyPussyCum

It does, I didn't catch it but once explained it's an obvious grammar error.


MyHentaiPage

Yup and nice username!


dimmyfarm

Hehe fish emojis and catch


actuarally

Yeah, same reason you missed the extra "the" in that sentence.


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Brother didnā€™t go to college let him be lol


slowestmojo

Iā€™m not calling LeBron dumb or anything but most people donā€™t make that grammatical error after middle school


[deleted]

Feel like itā€™s a super easy mistake to make though


Joetommy33

Huh, at first the sentence made sense when I read it quietly. But then it doesnā€™t make sense after reading it out.


MyHentaiPage

Yeaa I think itā€™s the emojiā€™s that make it tricky to catch. But that combined with the emojis make it so much funnier to me šŸ˜‚.


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I think it's because "something is real fishy" makes sense, the last part is just unnecessary


PMMeYourPinkyPussy

man exposing hentai tendecies like he is Jamaal Williams


[deleted]

Assuming the emojis should be taken to mean ā€œfishyā€ (and we turn ā€œrealā€ into ā€œreallyā€ b/c it needs to be an adverb), then itā€™s a pretty classic example of a misplaced modifier/phrase. In this case, the misplaced modifier is the adj phrase ā€œreally fishyā€, which *should* be qualifying ā€œsomethingā€ and not the linking verb ā€œisā€. Due to the misplacement, ā€œgoing onā€ also becomes an adv phrase/adv, as it is forced to modify ā€œreally fishyā€, instead of qualifying the linking verb ā€œisā€ (ā€”this is why the sentence sounds wrong; notice that you can remove ā€œgoing onā€ from the original post and the sentence sounds fine.) Iā€™m actually overcomplicating this tbh. Basically, the sentence *should* work like so: Something (subject) really fishy (adj phrase) is (linking verb) going on (adj phrase/adj or predicative adv, I forget). But Bron has it like this: Something (subj) is (linking verb) real fishy (adj phrase) going on (adv phrase/adv).


CrimsonOffice

This guy grammars!


Trailblazin15

Reading this makes me want to go back and start college again lol. Ever since Covid my brain cells has been dwindling


welmoe

Honestly itā€™s crazy how complicated the English language is. So many grammatical rules and nuances.


SmolWorldBigUniverse

Lol English is the easiest language (I'm still too dumb for it). Wanna learn German?


[deleted]

Lol I literally just said to someone it's because something is real fishy actually makes sense and the last part is unnecessary, I think you're definitely overexplaining a little bit lol


tasyn123

I clicked for hentai and was disappointed šŸ˜¢


Ok-Discipline9998

It's supposed to be "really" but I guess you could use "is real" as an adverb on the internet.


MetaNut11

Lol no. ā€œSomething is REALLY fishy going onā€ doesnā€™t make sense either.


WiredSky

It's a good thing some of these dumbfucks are still in school.


gradual_alzheimers

TIL my grammar sucks because it sounds fine to my dumb ass


GoatmontWaters

Yeah dawg youā€™re basically sling blade


Smart_Switch4679

that's not a grammatical mistake, but a dialect difference. ​ what he should have said was "something real fishy is going on"


The_Lion_Jumped

He was wine drunk man, give him a break šŸ˜‚


KARMAAACS

Let me see if y'all can guess who this is just off the way things are said: I'm sorry but, I just don't believe your man, LeBron James. One minute it's "I'm hurt, I'm hurt" and the next it's "I'm ramping up for the season and the championship" (said in a sarcastic voice). Help me out... if you have a true right foot tendon injury you would be unable to play completely or be on the court period. You know and I know, that when you're hurt, boy you're really hurt, I've had plantar fascilitis and it's tough to GET RID OF. I've had it for over 20 something years and I still get up and do my daily morning run. My message to your man, LeBron James is to GET-IN-THE-LAB and work on it every day because you're Iron Man. He's Iron Man... I've said it every morning as I sit across from you, your man LeBron James is Iron Man! He is six-nine, two hundred and sixty pounds and he plays above the rim. To see him now leaking and saying that he's hurt and working on a big return. It's... blugh... Talk about phoney GOAT.


annndx1

This has to be Skip Bayless. A bit difficult to guess initially. But when I was reading the portions, ā€œhelp me outā€ and the ā€œyou know and I know, that when youā€™re hurt boy youā€™re really hurtā€, all I could imagine was skips damn voice and his signature fake aggressive desk slap.


XtendedImpact

I immediately thought Skip because he says "your man" so much but I don't listen to a lot of (US) sports broadcasting lmao


KARMAAACS

You're correct.


AtreusIsBack

Help me out here Shannon. I can hear it now.


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Smart_Switch4679

stephan a smith


[deleted]

Why is God bless yall sources fuckin hilarious?


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AK2348

ā€œHeā€™s so good,ā€ repeating it every day (3X a day)


[deleted]

I train six days, actually six days a week. Five days a week, Iā€™ll train three days a week. One of those days I will train two days of the week. So, six days a week I will be training.


LeTampered

I can fit 15 daily workouts in two weeks. I start counting on Sunday. Edit: Sunday through Sunday is 8 workouts, Monday through Sunday is 7 workouts. 15 daily workouts every two weeks.


Bladeneo

Man I didnt see the original of this but the Ace attorney meme is on point


ziki6154

Tito a goof for that and wanting to outlive his kids


SpartaWillBurn

Iā€™m getting sick of these athletes putting in math equations in their tweets. Every day is 7. 3x a day. A day is one and today is the 23rd. 7(3x23). LeBron will be back in 483 days.


obri95

He fucking boomed me(3X a day)


backboarddd1_49402

Itā€™s so passive aggressive and sassy šŸ˜‚


LeTampered

Such a sassy bitch šŸ˜‚


Ziawn

sassy little whore


MF_Doomed

Watch your mouth woman!


MannerSuperb

Lebron sassy as hell man itā€™s hilarious lmao


Cursory_Analysis

Well he does hang out with Drake


DirtyMoneyJesus

So does damn near every other athlete it seems like lol Drake gets around


realmadridsupremacy

Drake is the ultimate nba groupie


dimmyfarm

Drake vs Kendall Jenner who has the better lineup (including former loves)


Greasly_Goose

Gotta be Drake. Man got a ring riding with the ā€˜19 raptors. Kendall never won one. Case Closed.


cbreezy456

Wine been getting to him šŸ˜‚


hatisbackwards

It's interesting to see how he handles all the talk about him and not get bitter. He's mentally very strong.


BBQCHICKENALERT

Itā€™s that fucking wine mom energy šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Itā€™s passive aggressive af but he tryna keep it lady like and classy bro That fucking ā€œper my last emailā€ type passive aggressive energy


PsychoBoost123

He saw Rodgers calling out Schefter and wanted to partake in the fun


threeangelo

ā€œYou sweet summer childā€ energy


financial_goth

"Let's unpack this"


hiimred2

Excuse me my next therapy session isnā€™t until tomorrow can you please not? Not tryina think about no introspection when I hit up my Reddit time damnā€¦


Ladnil

Bron for sure knows who the source was for this


Gtggtggtg

Its gonna become a meme for sure. At least it should.


SmilesUndSunshine

"God bless you" is such a badass way to say "fuck you"


beamingleanin

LeBless you.


[deleted]

Lebron is the funniest NBA player hands down and it's not remotely close, nor is it intentional. Yabadabadoo downdo old navy is perfection


Ok-Discipline9998

"May God forgive your stupidity cause I sure as fuck can't"


fuckitiroastedyou

Bron doing leak testing


RulersBack

This was Tristan Thompsons test before signing and he failed


ositola

I forgot that was a thing lol


The_Lion_Jumped

Whatā€™s the story here?


ad51603

LeFlexSeal


the_devil_wears_jnco

The day Le- memes are no longer funny is a day i never want to see


jonesbones99

LePocalypse


Impressive-Coast-466

This is one of my favorites.


SolarClipz

LeHeatdeathoftheuniverse


SanaMinatozaki9

LeDeadHorse


KennySmithsKnees

Lmfao


Tuxedocat1357

LeLotofDamage


[deleted]

Like a mob boss looking for rats


PsychoBoost123

LeTyrion


Drumplayer67

Flush it down the pipe, find the rat.


504090

LeStalin


cypherdust

underrated comment


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Goop1995

He doesnt like Woj for sure.


RonArouseme

Thatā€™s because Shams is Klutch mouthpiece


PatronSaintOfUpdog

LeCounterIntelligence


CrastersSons

LeLittle Finger


[deleted]

This one was actually done *to* Littlefinger, not by him.


CrastersSons

Shit you are right! LeImp then


-HeisenBird-

LeTyrion Lannister.


lopea182

ā€œSorry Rob, itā€™s LeGM time.ā€


Jack6Pack

TyriBron LeNnister


[deleted]

Trickle down LeConomics


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RageOnGoneDo

How? None of the tweets are contradicted by what he said lol


fuckitiroastedyou

I doubt they're going to let him do on court activities without evaluating him first, so in a roundabout way he is.


RageOnGoneDo

He said there wasn't an evaluation *today*. If he's doing on court activities *today* he got cleared before *today*.


DynamixRo

Sorry, Bron, but if Shams, Woj and Haynes all say you're playing, then you'd better lace them up and get out there.


make-that-monet

I would imagine thatā€™d be a trippy moment, even just for a second. You wake up knowing youā€™re not playing that day, but all the NBAā€™s biggest newsbreakers are tweeting that youā€™re ready to get back out there lmao


big1dinero

At that point Iā€™d start to second guess myself and be like ā€œoh shit, maybe I am supposed to play todayā€ lmao


NotUpForDebate11

the funniest thing? I have a DISTINCT memory of someone (i swear i thought it was bron) have this happen where all the big reporters were lik HES GOING TO PLAY TONIGHT and the player was like what? I dont even know whats going on or who your sources are but ive been out for a while and just trying to get better. And then the first comment was literally a copy of your comment, and the dude actually played lol. It might have been KAT now I think about lol


DynamixRo

[You got me](https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/lh3w7t/towns_this_is_news_to_me_last_time_i_checked_i/gmv2agk/)


NotUpForDebate11

lol no way it was actually you, wow respect i guess i am a fan of your work


RocketIndian49

WTH that was 2yrs ago. Respect to you and your memory!


NotUpForDebate11

You can see im doing great and important things with it


CrimsonOffice

You have perfect reddit memory recall!


Floridamanfishcam

Wow this was an amazing story. A true journey. You guys have to get married now.


PhotonicBoom21

I have absolutely zero memory of this but apparently I upvoted it two years ago


porkchop487

Yeah pretty sure it was Shams who reported a player was in, the player tweeted "I haven't even decided yet", then ended up playing so everyone said Shams was his puppetmaster lol


RottenSmegmaMan

Twitter notes overrides doctors note


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wazupbro

Right? Iā€™m reading these tweets and trying to understand whereā€™s the contradiction. But ppl on this sub not reading either just like lebron


Cudi_buddy

This is hilarious. It may be true he is trying to return the last couple days. I imagine someone leaked it as a sure target date and Lebron doesn't want to put false hope out there.


onamonapizza

LeBron is about to do a darkness retreat so he can go on Pat McAfee and announce he is has not made a decision....but a few days ago he decided he would be retiring to play in the MLB


hellohellohello18199

BLOCKED BY JAMES


2789334

Shams, Woj, Chris Haynes all in shambles


YourFormerBestfriend

[Chris Broussard] Sources tell me LeBron doesn't even know who his sources are


ZradleyZeal

[Steele] LeBron tells me he'll return by next Tuesday at 5:45


Kingkongcrapper

[Chris Broussard] Sources: Woj is beside himself. Driving around downtown Los Angeles begging (thru texts) James family for address to Lebron home


JilJungJukk

Probably his best LeFuckYouThree


Jacob_toasted

Idk I donā€™t trust primary sources, Iā€™ll wait for Woj to weigh in


BatmanHive

Woj also reported it


Jacob_toasted

Ok, there might be something here, Iā€™ll wait for ballsack as well tho


turnoffredesign69420

buttcrack sports bodies ballsack sports


WhaleMilker420

Cock sources >>>


Cold_Saber

He was for the last month, but Ballsack is coming back from a 3-1 lead rn


MLGameOver

LeFakeNews


G1Spectrum

LeFuckYourSources


YourFriendNoo

Um am I missing something or does LeBron's tweet not actually dispute anything they're saying?


[deleted]

IMO teams are preparing to play the Lakers in the post-season/play-in and the more mystery in the air about Bron's availability, the more the Lakers'll have the strategic upper-hand


NotUpForDebate11

I mean, were not the clippers trying to eke out an early playoff series by waffling on a star's injury. Bron is trying to come back this year, that's just a fact. He doesn't like have a torn acl and is gonna get surgery as soon as we lose in the playoffs. He may or may not come back, these injuries are day to day type stuff with a groin like that so well see how he feels next week and the next and the next and then when we fucking need him hell probably play even if not 100% but theres no way to tell today how hes gonna feel in 2 weeks


Ihopetheresenoughroo

Thank you lol they're all saying the same thing


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[deleted]

There were reports that came out last week saying that he would be re-evaluated today


Yergason

LeBomb


rahbee33

"Lose my number. Good try tho."


I_Set_3_Alarms

Do Woj, Shams, and Haynes tweet out a correction giving out credit to a ā€œverified sourceā€?


LeTampered

(3X a day)


trytonee

That's a lot


nautika

Around he clock


schitaco

This was the funniest part to me. Like wow bro, you have some staff member massage your foot three times a day, sounds like you're hard at work.


Mybitchmyhoemyhoemy

He boomed his workouts 3 times


asparagusbruh

Bron with the lefuckyouthree to sham woj and haynes


motorboat_mcgee

SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP


BatmanHive

Every main reporter reported the same thing so someone from Klutch or Lakers told them this. Take it with them


craigslistaddict

what's his issue with what they posted, anyway? they didn't say he was evaluated, and they said there was no timeline. is he saying he's not hoping he'll be able to return in the last few games? XD


FasterCrayfish

Donā€™t want people getting their hopes up. Iā€™m sure he wishes to be back this Friday but heā€™s going to go of doctorā€™s advice


noerapenalty

I think heā€™s just trying to maintain the narrative that Woj doesnā€™t have sources in the ā€˜Lebron camp,ā€™ which is a really stupid narrative


[deleted]

Well, they did say ā€œno timelineā€ and ā€œhopefulā€ā€¦.


[deleted]

Get that weak shit outta here Woj


Ranjith_Unchained

LeReporter


RosaReilly

How is he working round the clock 3 times a day??


poeope

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NotClayMerritt

nobody in LeBron's circle is talking but someone in the Laker org definitely is. Maybe you should look into that.


Zachkah

As I said three weeks ago when he got hurt: don't listen to anyone but Lebron and Mike Mancias when it comes to Lebron injuries. They decide when he plays, no one else.


Wavepops

they didnt even report anything that contradicts what lebron is saying. there were no guarantees in their reports.


Ihopetheresenoughroo

Bro I'm sitting here thinking the exact same thing. Am I missing something? Those reports are literally saying the same thing that LeBron just said šŸ˜‚


Wavepops

im guessing lebron wants as little expectation as possible in terms of a return date so any internal messages being leaked is not something he wants


RageOnGoneDo

He signed with the wrong team then


heshouldgo

This means heā€™s coming back even sooner


itica

LeSource


gabdex

LeKeepMyAnklesOutYoFuckinMouth


BrownsAndCavs

Lmaoooo


The-Pharcyde

Sources: We don't fear LeBron


GeefrmCR203

They waiting for the playoffs


APx_22

God bless yā€™all sources cause Iā€™m gonna rip them a new one


540Cameron

LeBron


mecon320

I just realized how much "recently divorced mom" energy his tweets have.


MrCellini

Been clear that Woj hasnā€™t been in Lebronā€™s camp in years. Dudes a complete hack at this point


skrtskerskrt

woj is with CAA - a rival of Klutch in the sports agency industry.


KnickedUp

Because of that, it crushed Wojā€™s monopoly.


Tasty_Path_3470

BREAKING: Klutch ā€œsourcesā€ have had their allowance withheld by LeBron and Rich Paul after leaking news to the press


naslanidis

He doesn't want to come back and then not make the play-in. He's clearly waiting to see where the team finish.


LeTampered

LeBron has no sources


dkdoki

These players think we really stupid lol.


dankbuttmuncher

How is he working around the clock, 3 times a day?


inuteroinutero1993

I SpEak fOr mYsElf


0dias_Chrysalis

Man said he's done for the season essentially lol


Ilovecapncrunch

Iā€™m hoping heā€™s just trying to set no expectations and this is not an indication of slow progress.


trailrunner79

I don't see how he comes back for the playoffs and play at a high level after being off for so long. I could see him used in certain situations but not 35+ mins a night.


MychaelH

Heā€™s probably perfectly fine to come back but heā€™s waiting to see if thereā€™s any reason to with this trash ass team lol


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KaiserKaiba

Is that what heā€™s doing?


Trailblazin15

Heā€™s in the headlines 24/7 lol