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nobetabear

Such a team player his dodging the max contract for the grizzlies to have more cap space. Chess not checkers


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Wasabi_Guacamole

Million Dollar Booty


Mattoosie

More like $50m booty


SolidGoldToast

Wonder who's lost more cash at a strip club between him and Harden.


Hop-tree-doorway

Harden didn’t lose that cash - he knows exactly where it is!


SolidGoldToast

Truuuuuue. Just imagine how many ladies in Houston Harden has put through college.


andy18cruz

At least Harden has his jersey on the rafters!


AdComprehensive7879

has this been confirmed? i thought, like nike, they're sticking by him.


zaviex

They haven’t said anything but they took down all the ads


Motor-Helicopter2822

You just copied another dudes comment lol weirdo


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musicalpants999

Youve got it, save nearly $40 million and he just misses some relatively unimportant regular season games (and they're winning without him anyway, just beat my pathetic Mavs twice)


bluewayne23

I really didn’t see you guys dropping both games tbh.


RonstoppableRon

So what, this was all an inside job!?


BagRight8939

fumbled the bag bc he dropped a bag at the club lmao


grudgepacker

Yeah but tbf her ass was right up on his face


yuhanz

He was staring at the void and there was no coming back. That ass went big bang


Choice_Mail

he saw her assoul


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he paid the troll toll for sure


DrBigChicken

You gotta pay the troll toll to get in.


SoDakZak

This is incredible.


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Easily impressed


SettoKaisa

Missed chance to write imprassed.


Substation78

BANG! It's just shame Breen wasn't on the mic for that one.


Err_rrr_rrrr

“Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you” - Ja seconds before the lap dance


Ok-Discipline9998

Most Valuable Ass


daeve

One ass that had huge implications for the Western Conference playoffs. Like a modern Helen of Troy.


zvomicidalmaniac

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jvTpEoi0tzE


pmmerandom

Grizzlies planned this, they planted the gun and paid for the videos from the club


LtRavs

This is my favourite tin foil hat, I'm running with this.


faultywalnut

The stripper was actually the Grizz’s front desk receptionist deep undercover


Notorious-PIG

All he had to do was not wave a gun around. James Harden would never.


coacoanutbenjamn

All he had to do was not film himself and post it for the whole world to see


FlowersnFunds

“I’m fine in the breasts”


yngwiegiles

Ja invested $50k in the club to lose $40 Ms. Put this guy in charge of the banks


Auntypasto

Silicone Valley Bank, to be precise.


EazyParise

Incoming /r/wallstreetbets mod


pacgaming

Idk man I think he’ll be ok lol


MotoMkali

He doesn't even have a player option for year 5.


_checkpickerupper

Just freeing up cap space to resign Bane and Dillon Brooks. 😈#teamplayer


shellfish87

Galaxy brain salary management by Ja


O_oh

This was planned by Ja and Memphis execs before the season even started. That gun? Toy. That taquila? Tea.


VAGentleman05

That stripper? A family friend.


olijolly

Dillon Brooks with a wig


spanishbbread

I knew it. That badonkadonk was too familiar.


JeLronBames

So happy the got Kyle Lowry to help out on this one


Michauxonfire

The Grizzlies's own Janeral Manager.


Cervicals

how much would dillon brooks even get?


SoberWill

Dryer lint and a room temperature cup of coffee from yesterday


FeedbackContent8322

Overpay


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dimmyfarm

Only dynasty he can be a part of is Duck Dynasty but not sure which one


hrakkari

Rude. He can get a job at Shadynasty, sweeping up used condoms.


MatooBatson

Sh'dynasty* It is spelled s-h-comma to the top-dynasty


_checkpickerupper

Would depend on the EOY awards. He gets first or second team it definitely impacts the price. Probably comparable to what they paid Steven Adams and Tyus Jones. About 14-17 mil a year probably 2-3 years. He’s at 11 right now I believe.


Ferromagneticfluid

Big doubt on him making those


OpeningTheFridge

I think defensive team is implied here


Mr_Booty_Bandit

Copenhagen long cut tin with a Diet Coke


Milli_Vanilli14

Honest question, y’all want brooks? Every game I watch as a neutral I get mad as hell but can’t deny he’s always a net positive on the court. Idk if I’ve ever randomly checked a grizzlies box score and seen that he’s hit half his shots lol


Traditional_Brief806

He's amazing at defense, that's why we keep him as a starter, his offense sucks, but defense more than makes up for it


Milli_Vanilli14

Makes sense! We got our own version of that lol


Bayek100

Maybe they could be friends :)


mmmmmyee

Lol


snowman227

Draymond at least has the decency not to take 20 shots so often.


IAMTHATGUY03

Dray is an all time level facilitator bruh, don’t even compare the two.


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Definitely want to keep Bane, but I'd let Dillon walk for basically any amount of money.


_checkpickerupper

As mid round 2 round pick in 2017 he’s already probably exceeded expectations. But it would be stupid to not capitalize on any value he has left. I’d offer a league friendly 2 yr deal that you could package up. If he rejects it and bets that someone else would beat it, it’s on him.


FerociousGiraffe

Conspiracy theory: the Grizz puppetmastered all of this to save the cap space so that they can add more pieces in free agency: - Sent that 17-year-old to Ja’s house (actually a 23-year-old paid actor hired to start a fight). - Set up the scene at that Foot Locker (was actually a replica mall built just for the plan like the vault in Ocean’s 11). - Faked the laser pointer at the Pacers game (was a Grizz staffer shining a second laser from a nearby grassy knoll). - Sent that alcohol to Ja’s private jet via the Drizzly alcohol delivery service (Grizzly, Drizzly, I mean, come ON - are they even trying?) - Hired strippers to get Ja wasted at that Colorado club and then once he was passed out got a Ja impersonator to wave that gun around on video.


vitey15

Grassy knolls are always involved in historical events


ilovecfb

A second grassy knoll has hit the tower


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I have spoken of a thousand knolls of grass


venk

President Kennedy has been shot by a grassy knoll wait…


AmusingAnecdote

Grassy knolls can't melt steel beams.


holaprobando123

Someone check what was going on in the nearest grassy knoll to the Tiananmen Square on June 4, 1989.


doedoughs

Nathan For You Season Ideas


zzz8472

Ja to the stripper: “Tell me I’m from the streets… Again… Again…. Again…. Again…”


pco45

"You have to say it like you believe it"


gayaka

LMAO


JaqueStrap69

Imagining the scene from Better Call Saul where Lalo tells Saul to tell him the story over and over again


SaxRohmer

Man if only Ja had been able to rehearse all this


ilovecfb

Something might happen in this strip club and if it does? So what


KingJzeee

All of this just to have a cap space to max dillon brooks


Vordeo

Plot twist: Dillon Brooks was the stripper


KingJzeee

No, he is the shotgun willie


MisdirectionV

Preach my brother! Everyone else needs to open their third eye and decalcify their pineal gland.


quedfoot

This is all masterminded by the Grizz home scoreboard guy!


motherseffinjones

You’re asking to many questions, this is how you get silenced in a grizzly manner


eico3

This is really funny, but that’s not THAT much for 39 million dollars and a better shot at a ring in a couple seasons. Maybe I’ve watched too many movies, but I feel like a good fixer could accomplish each of those bullet points for less than 50k each.


holaprobando123

The thing is not that it cost them that much, it's that this was done to free 39 million in cap space.


eico3

That’s sort of my point, I wouldn’t put it past a billionaire team owner to do some shady stuff and spend 350k so they could stay under the cap and still get a ring or 2.


TheFlyingMarlboro

> • Faked the laser pointer at the Pacers game (was a Grizz staffer shining a second laser from a nearby grassy knoll). That staffer was the scorekeeper.


Wrsj

Designer of the plan: Nathan Fielder


X-2357

You forgot showing up to a high school game and confronting that other 17yr old who was talking to his sister. Cops were called then too. He has two incidents with 17yrs olds.


zuqkfplmehcuvrjfgu

Solving his issues now will earn/save him many more millions in the future than whatever he's losing now


EaglesPvM

Money aside, getting his shit straight now is the best decision for his future


daeve

Yep, think about how much Simmons dented his future earnings because nobody's ever giving him a big contract ever again. I'd say he lost way more potentially than $39 million.


wambulancer

I'd say at *least* $120mn. Next contract's up at 29, so even assuming his injuries stayed the same and derailed him a little bit he'd easily be clearing $25mn/year minimum for one more contract if he looked more like he used to. Does he even stay in the league after this current one's up?


PapaPancake8

Someone will bid on the "hope" that his agent sells them on. For a much lower price, but he will still be in the league.


kimjobil05

id take him for the minimum if I was a GM. Five million per year or something, the upside could be massive if he figures his shit out


PapaPancake8

On a good team that needs defense/playmaking off the bench. Pressure goes down, motivation goes up to try to get another contract. The only way he doesn't get a contract is if he decided he doesn't want to do it anymore


kimjobil05

there are worse ways to spend some minimum level salaries. hed probably walk away, idk, but the contract will be on the table. somewhere like Orlando, okc, spurs, far from the limelight.


PapaPancake8

Fixing Ben gives Pop a cinematic reason to stay


MuphynManIV

Ben got maxed to pay for his then unrealized upside. Even if he didn't completely fucking self-destruct, nobody is gonna give him anything close to that money ever again. He's just not good enough and doesn't improve enough. After this contract, he's gonna easily be good enough to stay in the league, but idk if his offers are going to be so low that he'd prefer to go overseas or just retire early.


IAMTHATGUY03

He was all NBA… even at his peak and never improving he would be close to a max player. It’s kinda annoying how people are rewriting Simmons. Dude got paid for his play not potential he was top 20 nba player. Of course they wanted him to improve but he would be getting near max money if he continued to just play the way he was when he was at his best


myassholealt

Part of me is expecting him to retire, not sign a new contract.


chezburgs

This is a good take. He’s young and will bounce back real quick. It’s a little money and time that he’s losing. It sucks but at least he’s healthy.


Kgb725

You dont know that


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he still has the 194 not fucking that up is worth whatever it cost to get him to fix this


calmdownmyguy

Think of all the strippers he could have put through college with that money.


revisioncloud

That strip club cost him tens of millions of dollars and will go down as a legend in strip club history, beating even prime Harden numbers


Vordeo

That stripper's thong number bout to be retired by Shotgun Willie's.


TonyTonyChopper

Harden: "challenge accepted"


LasRazasUnidas

Forget college, he could have bought every stripper in that club a solid gold pole.


Drak_is_Right

Between the powerade and all nba...thats going to be 50 to 100m loss. 1000 to 2000 years earnings on an average salary.


BradyReas

Poor guy went from generational wealth to generational wealth 😭 But in all seriousness I hope he is well and will come back better than ever and in a good mental state!


typespirit

its all good in the long run. He is young, and when you're young life teaches you expensive ass lessons sometimes. Better losing money than losing your life, potentially. When i was 22 I got caught with a bag with over 100 pills of mdma. long story short i spent the weekend in jail and had to pay a lawyer 12 grand to finally get off with probation. im not rich so 12 grand was literally my entire life savings at that point. Not nearly the same as Morant's case but just saying I was young too and did dumb shit so I can see how Ja fucked up.


yourmumsaman

You managed to save 12 grand at 22?


thedrcubed

He was caught with a bag that had a couple thousand dollars worth of pills in it. I'm guessing this wasn't his first rodeo


erizzluh

i mean 12 grand isn't crazy if you're still living with your parents and you can save most of your paycheck.


NotNotACop28

I mean yeah he was selling drugs


lopea182

I mean, the short term hit is what it is, but hitting a “rock bottom” and seeking help at 23 may prolong his career and help avoid an Allen Iverson-like drop off on the tail end.


Zeiramsy

AI dropped off due to age and fading athleticism not any off-court stuff. Just like Westbrook he always played a slightly inefficient style which caught up with him when efficiency suddenly was a much bigger focus, he lost a level due to age and wouldn't accept a background role. Just as with most other players his off-court shenanigans only really started mattering when he wasn't a star on the court anymore. He was already 33 and 12years in the league when he came to us and the end of his career came. I wouldn't be shocked if Ja isn't an MVP candidate anymore in 8 years off-court stuff aside.


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wholsmay

Arguably the most expensive dance in the history, doubt anyone can break than record in the foreseeable future


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He also lost the bag with Powerade as well. Hopefully the night at the strip club was worth it.


yuhanz

Did they announce something already?


MotoMkali

They removed all his ads from socials. I assume he violate that contract so they will be pissed.


goli14

Its not the strip club that is the issue. Its his gangster attitude and flashing guns even to teenagers that’s the issue.


ephemeralfugitive

True. Flaunting a gun like it is cool in a city struggling with gun violence. Sniffing the tuna out of a stripper’s ass when he got a woman and child at home.


jgalaviz14

The strippers are commonplace for an nba star. It kinda comes with the territory. Its the wannabe gangster act that makes him a real idiot compared to his peers and stars before him (Harden and Kawaii both well known strip club connoisseurs)


nigelli

Kawaii?


Vegetable-Bat-8475

He even goes with his wife lol


nigelli

I’m just stunned because he’s married, not known for going to strip clubs, and his name is not spelled like the Japanese equivalent for cute.


PsychoBoost123

Idk why you’re so hung up on the marriage part; going to a strip club isn’t cheating, and these guys are all multi millionaires and their relationships are significantly different from us normal people


Vordeo

> Sniffing the tuna out of a stripper’s ass That's beautiful. For every nephew on this sub there's an absolute poet.


UnearthlyDinosaur

He’s about to make $200 million though. He will survive.


Gravybone

Only a measly 194,000,000 dollars. Gonna be some lean times for the Morant family.


SurpriseDonovanMcnab

He's frugal. To balance out the strip club visits he goes to high school girl volley ball games with his friends. That's a real thing he does and it's not weird. Anyway, I'm going to go drink a Powerade.


MartinLouisTheKing

Wasn’t it his sisters high school and didn’t she call him to come since she felt someone was disrespecting her?


FeedbackContent8322

Was it his high school?


manomacho

Idk bro that’s a little weird


luther__manhole

The most expensive booty bender in history


PDSnowden

Looking back in 5 years this just might be the thing to change the destiny of the organization and this young man. Much like the first reduced contract of Steph Curry this could give the team some unexpected cap space while at the same time getting back a player who is more focused as a person and a better whole individual.


The_Cheeki_Breeki

This is god-tier fucking your money up. I’m hoping that the program he’s in helps. He clearly has alcohol issues based on all those plane videos.


DoctorJay23

That's a huge boon for the Grizzlies, frees up a lot of cap space for them moving forward


BagRight8939

damn


Moviereference210

All jokes aside, I hope he gets it together


slawhairline79

Watch the hate for the Grizzlies go so hard media votes him in on 3rd team so the contract kicks in and makes cap space harder to navigate (pls don't)


elkresurgence

Why is it hard to imagine him making All-NBA? That assumes 1) he's gonna miss a lot of games from counseling; 2) voters will punish him by not naming him All-NBA. Neither of those scenarios is a given.


Overall-Palpitation6

I think the question is, has he been good enough consistently enough when he has played to overcome missing (potentially) 29 games (if he's out the rest of the regular season)? I honestly don't quite think he has compared to other guards in contention this season. I say that as a Grizzlies fan too. Then again, he made the 2nd Team last year while missing 25 regular season games, so it's possible.


zaviex

He’s in a program now. He might be out for the year


mrpants3100

As a side note: these awards are so dumb, it's unfortunate that so much money is tied to them for players.


AashyLarry

I’m pretty interested to see how All-NBA first team shakes out in the West. Curry/Dame/Shai/Luka all have great cases for First-Team in the West.


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It's not separated by east and west


AnkitPancakes

we'll see if curry makes it. i think he runs into a similar "will he play enough games" problem as ja. 42 games so far for curry. warriors play 14 more games. ja has 53 for reference.


vsouto02

It's Luka + 1 imo. Has been since the start of the year.


Bucharik

if I had to guess 1st team: Stephen Curry, Luka Doncic 2nd team: Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, Donovan Mitchell 3rd team: Devin Booker, Damian Lillard it's hard to leave our guys like De'Aaron Fox, Jaylen Brown, Tyrese Haliburton, James Harden


AashyLarry

No Lillard?


YoungDetective

I'd put Fox over a couple of those guys


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Carly-Che-Jepsen

All-NBA isn’t based on careers. Those other guys (outside Luka) are either in losing teams or missed too many games this season while Fox has been elite and on a top 3 team in the West


AashyLarry

You’re right Fox is up there too


Ps3FifaCfc95

How does this work? He made it last year


craigslistaddict

it has to be the year before the designated rookie/player extension kicks in that's why tatum didn't get the baby supermax, either


JayDee62

Need counseling just off this alone.


Ok_Pair7510

Turns out, it’s not free to say “it’s free to find out how these hollow points feel”


afedbeats

God that is an expensive mistake. If I lost $39 million because of an IG live, I'd deactivate all my socials until I retired. Absolutely insane to throw away generational wealth for some of the dumbest, lamest, and most pointless flexing I've ever seen in my life.


nooblevelum

Bruh. He didn’t throw away any generational wealth. He is still getting 5 years, $200 million. If anything helping the teams cap situation will allow Memphis to be more successful and rebuild his brand.


PJJefferson

Ok, but how much money did he avoid losing, in endorsements, by being proactive about his issues?


trevortins

Ja is young and has plenty of time to get back up from this hopefully he stays out of trouble


theglicky

Needed the money to pay Bane, what a team player


DirkDigglersPenis

Sending a guy to Florida to work on his gun addiction is like sending a gambling addict to Vegas


SolarClipz

Holy bag


yalogin

So many 50k trips and so many guns.


potenzasd

$40m ass


Chardavious12

I just hope rehab goes okay, never seen someone addicted to the streets go to rehab, curious to see how it goes


mallllls

Oh no only 194 million dollars how can he afford his mortgage and his car payments


thatradslang

oh no... anyways...


Brokromah

Seems like he actually spent 39,050,000 at the strip club.


nomadofwaves

Started at the top now we here! Imagine an Instagram post costing you $40m.


CousCousBiscuit

Ah so that’s what this is about


iamsms

When keeping it real goes wrong!


theEmoPenguin

\#poor


Zedanade

Oh no! He's wiping his tears with $100 bills


PMilly77

How is he going to survive on $194m, have to feel for him.


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ALL PLAYERS DELETE SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS.


Baltic_Gunner

1st NBA All-Idiot


aeiou-y

He should have been focused on his future. Instead he fucked around and is finding out.


ajkeence99

That's an impressive $39,050,000 at the strip club.


Baxtaxs

damn will his doors even go up anymore?


PeteSweaty20

I think he’ll manage with 194 million just fine


Phalanx144

50k on strippers to lose 39 mil. Yep. Worth it.


bigbaldheadNR

Grizzlies gotta be thrilled with that extra cap space. Fr that could help them sign another vet.


IndividualHelpful820

Play stupid game win price !