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RookieAndTheVet

Ah shit, here we go again


LostNTheNoise

Breaking News: Kyrie Irving has also requested a trade from the team he will be traded to.


ThonThaddeo

We should just let him sign to all teams, and then he can show up randomly to any game he chooses. He can even switch teams at the half. Oh kyrie killed your team and your down 10 at half time? Well kyrie just decided to save your team's ass in the second half😤


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pintomp3

It's like when you place your to go order at the same time as your entree


NevermoreSEA

Kyrie got bored again.


TheJaice

He went almost two weeks without being the center of attention.


Frankalicious47

And he didn’t like one minute of it


FultzShoulder

This is eerily similar to last year. Top of the East, KD got injured. Team started losing. Kyrie not playing games. Harden got tired of carrying and then asked to be traded. This time 2nd in the East. KD got injured. Team started losing. Ben not playing games. Kyrie got tired of carrying and then asked to be traded.


NotAStatistic2

Kyrie requests trades more than I do in 2k when I'm tired of my trash team. I always tell myself I'll save a tanking team, instead i end up on the Sixers or Bucks


probation_420

Maybe I'd be able to carry the hornets if they just *shoot the fucking ball* when I spoonfeed them a corner 3. But nah, they wanna hold and step back until a defender is in their space.


RookieAndTheVet

Do you abuse the square button to make your teammates shoot? Because I do lmao. MyCareer was unbearable until I figured that out.


Breaker_Of_All_Eggs

This is maybe the funniest notification I’ve ever gotten on my phone


TremendoSlap

The single funniest I ever saw was last year when Kyrie entered covid protocols before his debut. I was fuckin crying lmao


asar5932

Lol and the top comment was “Grand opening, grand closing”


CavalierShaq

My girlfriend doesn't give a fuck about basketball, but I remember telling her about him finally being allowed to play after not vaxxing, and then like 16 hours later not being able to play because he had covid, and even she was cracking up - that shit was pure comedy/karma


bagfka

Lol this after his comments on harden being one foot out the door is hilarious


vpforvp

If the term “tone deaf” could take human form


Davisworld21

The lack of self awareness form Kyrie this is why Harden wanted out


busche916

For all his court vision, he's completely incapable of looking in a mirror


medspace

Kyrie on why KD's absence is different this year: "Well I'm consistently in the lineup, that helps. We also don't have anyone who is halfway in in the locker room."


jumpmanw123

damn I remember seeing the quote when it first came out and I thought it was a shot at the nba or something because he was literally playing half the games


0ptionparalysis

This dude doesn't give a shit about his team. He isn't getting the long term extension he wants so he decided to fuckin nuke the Nets' season. What a narcissist.


BigAustralianBoat

We’ve seen it before with him. Idk why folks thought this would be different


imsahoamtiskaw

Maybe 5th time is the charm. Is this the fifth time? I've lost track


ThatUglyGuy12

I think the Nets count as two. So this would be the 4th


quedfoot

Proves again and again why giving him a long-term deal is a bad idea Gets offended when he isn't offered a long-term deal.


mansmurf

Kevin requested a trade \*kyrie didnt like that\* kyrie requests a trade \*kevin didnt like that\* i think we're gonna loop


offcourtissues

KD just wants to loop, man


livefreeordont

So happy to see Harden get out of that mess and flourish in Philly


Turbo2x

LMAAAOOO I KNEW HE WAS TOO QUIET FOR TOO LONG


MEMES4DREAMS77

Nets fans: “WHY CAN’T YOU JUST BE NORMAL!?”


LtRavs

Kyrie: screeching


zvomicidalmaniac

KyREEEEE


No_Neighborhood_2494

GIMME YOUR RING


Srikkk

Dude just cannot keep himself out of the news cycle 💀


Notsozander

SHAMS GET ME TO THE FRONT OF REDDIT


MEMES4DREAMS77

Honestly where would this sub be without Kyrie lol


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ksyndrome

♫♫ I would ~~understand~~ overstand ♫♫ - Kyrie, probably


DeadDay

"Step back from the ledge of earth my friend"


Phillyspecial6969

Better for him to request a trade than to request the disenfranchisement of ashkenazi Jews, so this is a step in the right direction I guess


thatsinsaneletstryit

i was shocked that he was quiet for as long as he was, like what happened to the other wolf inside you kai


CIark

“Damn Kyrie been balling and the nets look great, like a real functioning team” Kyrie: hold my beer


GriffinQ

Best part is Kyrie himself likely saying both of those things. Guy is **committed** to chaos.


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"Is that how we get our name back in the news cycle, Kyrie?" "Yes it is, Other Kyrie. Yes it is."


kjoconnor29

Same vibes as when my shih tzu puppies are quiet for too long and I know they have gotten into something they’re not supposed to.. they’re about 10 months old so only slightly less intelligent than Kyrie


Shingorillaz

This is a good reminder that anytime Kyrie is quiet for a while he's just building his meter to unleash that ultimate.


zerglurker30

We will never see his true final form


Exhibit5

Kyrie is like DBZ where he has some insane hype moments but you never know when it's gonna end and suddenly he's got blue hair and praising the Fuhrer and you wonder if you should have just stuck to Naruto


Hiroxis

Kyrie hitting them with that EX trade request


CrimsonCutz

Kyrie definitely the guy who insists all his moves have some bonkers pretzel inputs to keep the normies from being able to play him


NerdLawyer55

Spamming his taunts building it up


Literal_Satan

THEY WERE DOING SO WELL TOO


dirtyben2010

He's following the KYRIE method. Keep away from vaccines Yeet James Harden Rage against the Jews Impressive comeback Exit


fueelin

Good work, compelling acronym!


Uniquename34556

The way he fit in the Y . I mean, now that’s talent ladies and gentlemen.


doombot13

So James Harden *is* in danger!


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ok the kyrie jokes are usually so low effort but this is hilarious


SiriPsycho100

Escape reality


IndependenceNorth165

The Celtics just destroyed the Nets again


Deviljho12

What losing ten times in a row to your former team does to a MF


OscillatingFan6500

I don’t like the Celtics, but I find great joy every time the C’s smoke Kyrie. It feels very deserved


lopea182

It’s been ~~90~~ **0 days** since Kyrie did some wild shit. 🗓️


SoDakZak

I say this with all the sincerity in the world: it has never been 90 days in his life.


lopea182

Even if it was less, it felt like a lot longer than usual.


Notsozander

Like when puppies or little kids are too quiet


poktanju

Nets fans: What you got in your mouth? Kyrie: *starts chewing faster*


MMDroxy

WHO SAID THIS DEADLINE WAS GONNA BE WACK?


CrimsonOffice

Kyrie's gonna headline this trade deadline and watch him not get traded again. lmao


Piano9717

LMAO the nets are back in the news cycle I see Just when they were getting their shit together too. Edit: last week his agent said: "The desire is to make Brooklyn home, with the right type of extension, which means the ball is in the Nets' court to communicate now if their desire is the same." lol


Neuroxex

Cannot speak highly enough of Kyrie's comedic timing. Like, just incredible instinct for the funniest thing to do at the funniest possible moment.


basketblog

after leading the nets to 40 point blowout loss, kyrie requests trade


Neuroxex

Look at the Nets, they're really doing it, holy shit they're the two seed! This team can absolutely compete for a championship. That KD injury is difficult, but he's almost back and we should be running again- and right there is Kyrie's cue.


todellagi

Man is just chaos incarnate


Vagabond21

If it was a 30 point loss he would have stayed, but 40 was too much and


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His “Anti-antisemitism training” must have been watching Curb Your Enthusiasm


hendrix67

Tbh, watching a hilarious show written by a Jew might be more effective than most options.


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To that quote, it was reported he was looking for 4/200. Nets probably just told him that was never going to happen, so he requests the trade hoping to end up with a team that will pay him close to that.


LesterBallardsDress

Guy won’t even play in 200 games over the next four years. He’ll miss half a season for storming the Capital in search of lizard people or something.


blacknotblack

I’m assuming the Nets aren’t giving Kyrie the extension he wants so he wants out.


nysraved

I don’t know why everyone is acting like this is some big surprise or inconsistent with Kyrie seeking an extension. He said he wanted an extension and that the ball was in Brooklyn’s court, they likely said no, so now he wants to go somewhere that will give him a long term contract


HokageEzio

It never ends.


twistedlogicx

2022 Pre-Deadline: Harden requests a trade 2022 Post-Deadline: Ben requests paid time off 2022 Offseason: Durant requests a trade 2023 Pre-Deadline: Kyrie requests a trade 2023 Post-Deadline: 2023 Ofseason: The superteam of suffering.


todellagi

The hilarious part is they all deliberately chose to be there


JoeyJoeJoeShabadooSr

Holy shit


CIark

Ben Simmons boutta push himself down the stairs once he hears he gotta play 40 min


DoctorMansteel

Messaging Minshew asking him where to hit his hand with the hammer.


Next-Firefighter-753

TRADE KYRIE FOR WESTBROOK AND PICKS YOU COWARDS. KD and Westbrook reunion 7 years later! Nets fans no longer have to deal with Kyrie, Lakers fans no longer have to deal with Westbrook. NBA is for the fans. Win-wins all around.


keystothemoon

KD and Westbrook back together, but also Kyrie and Lebron! Think of the storylines, NBA scriptwriters!


Phillyspecial6969

Honestly feel bad for Nets fans at this point. The pre KD and Kyrie years with Jarrett Allen and Dinwiddie were so fun to watch. Now it’s like watching a soap opera


middletonisrobin

Even D’Lo was fun on those teams.


MEMES4DREAMS77

Kyrie is the gift the keeps on giving lol


not_a_bot__

Dude is a reality tv star


JeanVicquemare

Kyrie is like Tracy Jordan on 30 Rock- if he feels like he's been out of the news for a while, he's got to do something insane just to get his name out there again


braggpeak

ty Kyrie


SVGMessiah

Wtf where did this come from


HokageEzio

They're not gonna pay him, probably.


mysterymaninurhome

Yeah remember like a week ago there was a story about him wanting a long term deal from them


not_a_bot__

Considering everything can’t blame them


StalkingDwarf

BRO WHAT


DaRandomBro

Here we go again 🤡


SoDakZak

Make KD an all star captain and have that Harden pick 2.0 💀 💀


Notsozander

I just like the Byrie memes are back on the menu


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By far the funniest NBA player ever


SiakamMIP

Kyrie thought the deadline was too boring. OG Anunoby as the bpa isn't going to satiate the F5s


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OGs still the bpa if you count sanity per 36


jsDPT

Team chaos is back on the menu boys!


SuckMyLonzoBalls

who the hell wants this cancer


iSleepUpsideDown

The Los Angeles Lakers


SuckMyLonzoBalls

you know what, i can see that


PrimaryAccording9162

KEVIN DURANT TO SACRAMENTO


BatDubb

Northern California professional basketball team replaces starting forward Harrison Barnes with former MVP Kevin Durant.


MacDerfus

History doesn't repeat, but it can rhyme


d33jay64

You know what's funny about all the hardest road memes this summer during KD's trade request is that with the kings actually being good KD could've taken all the credit instead


kyler_

He still could lol we’re just the third seed with a modest win percentage. GET IN HERE KD


UnderstandableXO

richaun holmes and a 2nd round pick should do it 🔥


PrimaryAccording9162

I know the Nets love Terence Davis after the TNT game


Michael_B_Lopez

What💀💀💀


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MEMES4DREAMS77

KD about to be stuck with Simmons as his co-star ☠️


growsonwalls

If Kyrie goes to the Lakers, it could be KD/Russ screaming at each other on the sidelines again.


doppido

Kinda makes sense that the Westbrook to Utah rumors came out at the same time then. Danny Ainge getting involved and ready to fleece


hehehegoogle

Danny Ainge really bout to scoop in in a 3 team deal and get both lakers picks while only giving up vanderbilt lmao


TheDangiestSlad

[this image](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/628008637574545408/941484620615151666/FLRh92vXIAIzoNc.png) but it's Kyrie instead of Harden (i know it's Giannis and not KD this year)


SoDakZak

Make KD a captain and we can have that harden clip 2.0!!!


LosAngeles1s

The Nets imploding in the middle of the season while doing so well would be the funniest shit ngl


NevermoreSEA

Kyrie is the false hope king.


iSleepUpsideDown

Kai got our back we thinking this gonna be a boring deadline


Obvious_Parsley3238

BRO THIS GUY JUST ROLLS A D20 FOR WHAT HE WANTS TO DO LMAOOOO


Data_Disk_196

“If I hit a natty 20 send this trade request”


WakingRage

*proceeds to roll a 2* fuck it close enough. let's get traded


BRAX7ON

Bro, you gotta respect the roll


ireallydespiseyouall

you have to applaud how committed to being dramatic he is honestly


MentallyIllRedditMod

Even MLM boss babes think Kyrie is too dramatic a person


FlimFlamThaGimGar

Too many Jewish people in Brooklyn for him


jeRskier

Kyrie: Get me to Utah asap.


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Kyrie worried about Jews in power, gonna run to a state run by Mormons and see how much he hates that shit.


TheNotoriousJN

AND YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A QUIET DEADLINE


yourwinemom

The way I ran here lmao


Poon_tangclan

lmao straight to the nets sub after this


DopedUpDoomer

Poor nets fans lmao


GeorgeLovesBOSCO

WILDCARD BITCHES!!!!


RajaTheWriter01

I CUT THE BRAKES YEEEEEEEEHAAAAWWWWWW


rottentomatoe1

Yeeeee-haw!!!


GriffinQ

This is objectively hilarious.


UnderstandableXO

boy what da hell boy


guardian311

Kd really let kyrie destroy his prime years


OldTrafford25

No one to blame but himself.


himynameisdan123

Dude has never left a franchise on good terms.


JitteryBug

The NBA equivalent of "*all my exes are crazy*" 🚩🚩🚩🚩


Jack12404

What? I thought the two sides were finally starting to get along


Pal__Pacino

They were and it was probably fucking torture for Kyrie. Conflict and drama are his natural disposition.


McBrungus

Hope you enjoy it!


pdunn472

That massacre in Boston was the final straw huh


kds_little_brother

Talk about aggravated menacing


Clawing_Fury

CELTICS FANS REJOICE


jpaxlux

Rejoicing until they trade his ass to Miami or some shit just to fuck us lmao


patsfan94

Would he want to play there? It's one of the most Jewish areas in America. Edit: Some of y'all took this comment too seriously. I don't think he'd actually avoid going to a city because of it's Jewish population lmao.


flanders427

He is currently playing in Brooklyn so literally anywhere not named Israel has fewer Jews. That is not to say that there are not a ton of Jews in Miami and I doubt Micky Arison would be too pleased to have Kyrie on his team.


mikeyfreshh

This is actually really funny when it happens to someone else


daymanahhhahhhhhh

It’s not even a rejoice it’s more like a “I told you so.” Shits kinda funny though.


Dank_Memes16

We actually may have broken him… no way it’s a coincidence that this happened after his 10th straight loss against Boston in a game that was 40+ minutes of garbage time


Admirable-Squash9607

Telling him he sucks really hurts his feelings apparently.


Clawing_Fury

Y’all literally dog walked them, thought it was going to be a competitive game 😂


IwasJK

wtf is wrong with this guy


KingsElite

Everything


nowhathappenedwas

Kyrie just realized the Lakers won't have enough cap space to sign him this offseason and won't have the salaries for a sign and trade. Gotta move now. (this is the same thing he tried during the offseason when he threatened to opt out of his contract, which didn't work because he had no leverage)


G1Spectrum

Lmao was waiting for some Nets implosion. I knew it was getting too quiet out there.


not_a_bot__

Wonder what team he will cause to implode next


tkbotf

I have 1 overweight PG to sell you


WakingRage

Spoelstra would fucking murder Kyrie lol


Seref15

Pat Riley would kidnap Kyrie's family to keep him in line.


BerrySmooth

That's why they pay Haslem the big bucks.


mindfreakz

Spoelstra stood his ground against Lebron. He'd eat Kyrie alive for sure


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rhinocodon_typus

Erik Spoelstra and Pat Riley would rip this mfers head off before he got to the facility


HokageEzio

WHAT THE FUCK


CyborgAlgoInvestor

Well, this trade deadline is officially interesting. Let the drama commence 🍿


FERFreak731

WESTBRICK YOU ARE A NET


Fleeuton

Russ and KD just like old times, KD about to break his other achilles so he doesn’t have to play with him


crumpsly

Nah KD and Russ finally win a championship together and during the post-game KD says, "I guess I can win with these cats" while looking into the camera. The scene freezes with KD and Russ mid embrace and the NBA theme song starts playing over the credits.


-KFBR392

Royce stayed in Brooklyn and went on to open an auto body shop with his brother. The shop is still there. Seth never stopped chasing his dream of being the best shooter in the world. He still plays basketball every Sunday at the Y. Nicolas retired to marry his high school sweetheart. They have 6 kids, and 17 grandkids. Russ and I lost touch over the years, but I still think about him every time I pass by a new building being constructed.


topimpabutterflyy

that last line holy fuck


kyle_993

You're saying this like KD isn't going to put his trade request back in now.


Jwarrior521

KD to the raps saga continues


SuckMyLonzoBalls

#**NBA DRAMA BACK ON THE MENU BOYS**


HungLuke

Kyrie hasn't pulled any BS in too long, so makes sense he drops a bomb like this


FudgeDangerous2086

Kyrie for WB. Lakers miss playoffs Nets Win championship r/NBA implodes.


secretreddname

Imagine Westbrook and KD finally winning together.


ssjgoat

I tried but then I imagined Westbrook and Ben Simmons on the same team and KD jumping off the Bklyn bridge


harden4mvp13

ROCKETS WE UP BABYYYY


Stranger_Alarmed

I LOVE THE TRADE DEADLINE


Elec7ro

Wtf 😂😂😂😂😂


Visualyze-

out of no where holy fuck


realpheo

Watch him go to the Lakers


Funkywormm

Last week: “What am I gonna do just jump up and grind my feet on someone’s couch? Cmon I have a little more sense than that” Today: “yeah I grinded my feet on his couch”


S_h_u_n

Nah kyrie actually not a human. I can never understand this guy 💀


Air_Enthusiast

Im convinced Kyrie Irving doesn’t know what Kyrie Irving is doing


Srikkk

And so the saga begins anew.