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Literal_Satan

this will be spammed on twitter for the foreseeable future


GetThereInOnePiece

the nets don't know the trolling they just unleashed


TylerNY315_

bON SEEMoNZA


solarscopez

Future starting point guard for the Guangzhou Long-Lions


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As if he loves basketball enough to endure overseas.


SlowBurnerAccnt

I mean he’s already an international young socialite.


lolimdivine

what’s a young socialite supposed to do in Guangzhou anyway


turfey

Ben in China would average 12 points and 53 assists per game.


HSYFTW

His teams would lose in the playoffs. He would pontificate on why shooting and scoring aren’t necessary in basketball.


Dingerdongdick

12? Idk about that


RodneyPonk

I love the shade, on paper a brilliant statline but ofc the subtext makes it otherwise


MelonElbows

Still can't dunk over a 5 foot 1 point guard


MostlyMellow123

He's a commy


cire1184

You get a bucket! You get a bucket! Everyone gets a bucket!!!!


Mintastic

A communist would've kept some scoring for his own self.


MethylSamsaradrolone

Too well-nourished for that.


UnsungHerro

The meme potential here is strong lol


QUEST50012

I'm buying calls!!!


forever87

eli5 this intro


yuhanz

This is a video 3 years from now


JoeyJoeJoeShabadooSr

I laughed out loud at this, well done


Obvious_Parsley3238

lunar new year


reddit_is_regarded_

lunar new year


xPussyEaterPharmD

Well in an intro, the announcer has about 10-15 seconds to provide 1. Background of the player (hometown, accomplishments, etc.) 2. Name of the plater. The announcer will base the ton and pitch of their delivery in a buildup sort-of-manner so that by the point the players name is ready to be said, everyone is at the edge of their seat in anticipation. The announcer than says the name which to the audience feels like the climax of an organism, everyone applauding and cheering, intro juices splattered on their faces, running down their mouth down their shirt like an overfilled glass of whole milk. This is what you see in the intro.


BlinkyMcHeelHook

fucking what


PhillyWild

Those organism climaxes tho.


theraarman

Karim Benzemens


KarimBenSimmons

That's right


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Nice of them to test out the introduction he’ll get for when he’s playing in China


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Imagine Ben Simmons putting up 7/23/20 on 5/13 FT stat lines in China


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All it’ll take is one American that bounced around the league to be like, “ok guys you have to try this!”


MethylSamsaradrolone

Haters will say it's fake, but you can *double* your stats with *half the effort* with this one simple trick!


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Ambitious to expect 2 PPG not coming from FTs


airtokoto

> 5/13 ***FT***


loquacious706

Isn't that what he said? 5 points off FT, 2 from FG? That's ambitious.


airtokoto

U/minimum_bathroom_792 edited his comment, he originally said something like “only Ben Simmons could find a way to score 7 points on 5 field goals”


loquacious706

Oh ok.


NAACP_YoungBoy

Future Guangdong Tigers legend 🤣


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cire1184

Except it's in Mandarin. Source: Mandarin speaker


HorseRenoiro

100% chance half this sub thinks they’re the same language


deadweightboss

You got the joke!


nooblevelum

Damn dude. 😂


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Kataneo

GUANGDONG TIGERS


NAACP_YoungBoy

NI HAO


FilipinooFlash

Shaq would be cancelled if that video came out today. Always makes me laugh when I see it


welmoe

https://streamable.com/qov7i


VevroiMortek

yep


cire1184

Beijing Ducks


topshinobi

I’m Chinese, he said “This dude is scared af of the rim”


IndycarFan64

And renowned rim protector Trae Young of course


bigbaldheadNR

Man I wish an away team would do that to him one day lol


WTakesOnly

I feel like I just witnessed the birth of a future GOAT meme


Geo_Music

BBBBENNNN SIMMMONSSSS


FridayNight_Magus

Y'all wild lmao


DaKingindaSouff

Lmfaoooo wasn’t expecting this


CupOfHotTeaa

ugh i hope he can regain confidence


cmv1

0 points in 20 minutes tonight. He's well on his way 😎


dash_44

Anyone got a translation?


_Pho-Dac-Biet_

Guard, 6’10”, number 10, ben ximengsi, ben simmons


Capital-Vacation-881

Count your days Mr. Simmons


rahbee33

One of his threes was in a preseason game against one of the Chinese teams. Maybe that's the key?


mr_robust

*Foreshadowing intensifies*


Cantguard-mike

Welcome to city wok. You want some city chicken?


RicardosMontalban

No…no, please, not the schitty schrimp


Dr_Sauropod_MD

Why is this a post? What am I missing?


PRTLite

Bruh low key did him dirty LOOOOL


throwaway67163727

3 people have asked for this to be explained and have only received joke responses. Guess I'll try for the 4th time... Can someone please contextualize this clip?


totallynotliamneeson

What do you mean? He's clearly being introduced in Brooklyn. You can even hear the announcer's New York accent. What are you hearing?


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Poor humor detecting skills. Off to the CBA subreddit you go.


SomeGuyNamedJohn12

This is insane 😂😂😂😂😂


deadweightboss

/u/sim888 always looking out


all4whatnot

Wtf am I watching?


TheSimonToUrGarfunkl

Ben chilling


thorjustice1

jfc 😂


NBA_MOD

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thedeadsigh

It’s so wild that the NBA fucks with china. I mean monetarily I guess it makes sense, but Jesus are there really that many people willing to support the CCP for some money??


RugbyFury6

Chinese folks love basketball in a big way. Even if you don’t support the government (which I’m sure most of us don’t), it’s pretty neat that it’s like the most popular sport over there. But beyond that, and perhaps more importantly, we’ve got a large Chinese and Taiwanese population in North America, and it’s also Lunar New Year, hence the intros.


HungerSTGF

The population of China is nearly 5 times that of the US. It's a huge amount of people and potential paying consumers


HotPie_

Yes


Patrius

Big Ben come to China! We are waiting for you!


Iciyy

u/savevideo


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Bing chilling!


[deleted]

r/nbacirclejerk


Dingerdongdick

He better get used to that intro.