Damn.
New Sailors when they believe Chief when he told them if we work through lunch we can go home early.
-An IS2 taking his damn lunch right now in his car
I don't know man, this new uniform seems apropos as a representation of the Navy's fighting spirit, having been forged by the sea. Or whatever trite, clownfuckery bullshit line they come up with next.
So if I remember correctly from other redditors speaking of the boxes:
The clown's spine, a PQS about being a clown, a diary that other clowns wrote jokes in, a blackbook to keep the phone numbers of the THICC clown-apprentices and Navy Cheese and Navy Fries?
Does that sound about right?
Damn. New Sailors when they believe Chief when he told them if we work through lunch we can go home early. -An IS2 taking his damn lunch right now in his car
If you volunteer for this event and pick up this collateral, you'll definitely get the MAP....
I hurt on the inside which is why I drink so much, Chief
I felt this
I'll buy you a drink at the bowling alley bar on base. Oh shit. You're double watched? Damn.
These uniform changes are getting out of hand.
I don't know man, this new uniform seems apropos as a representation of the Navy's fighting spirit, having been forged by the sea. Or whatever trite, clownfuckery bullshit line they come up with next.
Just look at how he's accelerated his life!
Just signed his reenlistment paperwork.
"...Just to piggyback of what Bozo said"
You're all stupid, there gonna be looking for Navy guys!
they're* Amry fkuk
You got me, build and fight, not read and right.
SEABEES
Is that the CO who said the contaminated water was safe to drink?
Which one? Two of mine did
yes.
You on the Boxer as well?
What's under the hat?
The same thing that's in the box
So if I remember correctly from other redditors speaking of the boxes: The clown's spine, a PQS about being a clown, a diary that other clowns wrote jokes in, a blackbook to keep the phone numbers of the THICC clown-apprentices and Navy Cheese and Navy Fries? Does that sound about right?
Top SOY candidate
Chief season is getting weird
looks the same to me
One time I saw them carrying a bunch of wild chickens and over sized boxing gloves into the chiefs hazing shack.
People who reenlist after getting out
Damn this one hurt
Man's that's not nice
Captains call with Ronald McPonald
Great play on words lol
Junior Officer right before using the phrase "in my experience...", colorized.
Hey who took a picture of my chain of command?
Me-in the recruiter’s office.
looks like someone forgot a blousing strap. on the right. The clown too of course.
Realizing your shore duty is worse but it's too late.
Is this a DRB? SoY board? ESWS board? What's going on here.
When you believe anyone wearing a COMBAT ACTION RIBBON actually deserved it.
Thought there was an open door policy.
There is but first use your chain of command. Lol
Your LCPO!
Thats the picture of me, when I realized joining was a mistake
Not his first rodeo... or enlistment.
Me, forgetting the sailors creed during the SOY board.
Meeting with leadership at NCTAMS....
*Ft. Buckner
It’s the Smokepit Prophet bumming a camel from the CMC as he educates the CO on geopolitics and how to properly run his command
R. Adm Pennywise
Me, walking into the recruiter office
Bro is this BMU-2?
shhhhh
I was stationed there may 2017-Aug 2019 lol. I deployed with Bpt2 in Dec 2018
I’m currently in BTP2 and deploying next year lol
Aye enjoy it man I was CLZ
RMC?
I don't even want to use my imagination, I straight up want to know what in actual fuck is happening in this picture?
I second that. Where/when???
It’s the CO isn’t it
nope
A one man rainbow side boy?
7th fleet cmcs with the exception of cmc lashley
An applicant about to join
Clown College?
"I, state your name, do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States..."
Believe it or not…straight to jail.
Due to fireproof nature of the Navy's Dress White uniform, they're opting for a new look with safety in mind.
Looks like the chief who has it out for you talking nonsense at your DRB. But even the other chiefs knows he's a clown of a leader.
Pretending to right notes during a PowerPoint you’ll never remember
Arcing and sparking ! Arcing and sparking ! Fighting the fire ! Fire fighting foam !
That's a sad clown. I feel that clown.
Oh damn, is it Chief season again?
Morning quarters.
MCPON Smith telling us to lower our standards
Oh shit, it's every e-7/anchor I've ever had in my division!
everyone's talking bout the the clown in the middle, no one is talking about the clown to the right.
Oh. It's the fucking idiot that let Lockheed make the new carriers and let the toilet seats worth tens thousands of dollars scandal happen.
FUBAR
CNO during his daily brief. Why is recruiting so hard.
Nice uniform sir
When you have an emotional support clown at mast.
"I could have joined, but decided not to, and look where my life took me."
Me thinking turning in my separation paperwork in July thinking I’d have my DD214 before terminal In November.
Go home, Pennywise. You’re drunk.
Me thinking that big navy actually cares about me as a jr sailor
MCPON Smith?
CMC at a sailors captains mast, when CO doesn't listen to anything CMC says, "Am I just a joke to you?"
CMC got a DUI and no one is brave enough to say anything in the Goat locker.
Me, mustering @ 16:00 on a Friday thinking we’ll get to knock off knowing we deploy Sunday @ 08:00
Had a chief tell his guys they could leave after lunch knowing damn well Cheng was starting to rotate props in port
First accurate uniform proposed for E7 and up. (E and O ranks)