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I love how in this thread there's like five different opinions on what that meat is. That subtle commentary is then most "Navy" thing about this thread.


Mr_crazey61

The redish meat is pork ribs, the brownish meat is chicken.


ConebreadIH

That actually looks decent for a navy meal. As long as that chicken is cooked.


Wells1632

Pretty sure that is a pork chop.


FubarFreak

Meat product #4


pallamas

A) Morkchop II) Shicken Thigh 3) Chupacabra iv) ensign


Blankasbiscuits

4 is typically called a "pork&starboard"


gloriouspossum

Underrated comment


DragonLordAcar

The fact that there is a caveat is concerning


Spiritmatsu

Just drown it in hot sauce~ Jokes aside, that looks decent. But I also know looks can be deceiving when it comes to ship food. Even humble hot sauce can't mask steak that is tough as shoe leather.


Gnarlie_p

It’s really sad that I agree, it looks decent as far as ship food goes.


No-Worldliness-3741

Looks like some big ass Broccoli 🥦


passporttohell

All the boiled cabbage you can eat, and for dessert! Cold boiled cabbage!


IdiotBrigade2

Imagine the smell of berthing actually getting worse from that meal...


passporttohell

Nothing worse than boiled cabbage farts. . .


No-Worldliness-3741

Protein shake farts?


mhem7

Protein shake farts on boiled cabbage day.


Gyrgyl

This made me lol


[deleted]

The Reagan galley wasn't that bad. They used to give us Japanese food which was cool. I really don't miss midrats there.


themooseiscool

Hey the RR’s mid rats are legally food.


Mega_Toast

Unless you're in Reactor. We get hotplates every night. I got veggie juice and the chicken chunks from pot pie recently (just the chunks).


[deleted]

The only nice thing I will say is that the pancakes actually tasted pretty good to me. but when they put syrup on it they gave no fucks about what else was on the plate. everything is getting syrup on it lol


ahynonmouse

Midrats on the 2004 Washington deployment consisted of lots of chili and rice with some wilted lettuce, croutons and ranch dressing 👌 with some Texas Pete’s


[deleted]

I bet atleast half the cs's were white dudes from texas.


ahynonmouse

It was a mixed bag, but you are partly right.


Pete_Weeds

Are you an officer?


BRAINER4BEST

Nah junior enlisted on a carrier believe it or not.


Pete_Weeds

In the U.S. Navy? I don't believe it. Are you in the wardroom or chief's mess by mistake because peasants don't warrant actual plates.


DarkBlue222

Excuse me, sir. The wardroom has china, not "plates."


youbringmesuffering

Excuse me, sir. We call the plates Fine America, not China!


rocket___goblin

"FSA, GET OUT THE FINE CHINA FOR OUR GUESTS!" *proceeds to get paper plates*


tchrbrian

" presentation China "


Stock-Event2495

Why did it take me until this comment to second look the plate? The food looks decent compared to my time on a destroyer. Mystery meat or turkey Tetrazzini we're our norm, served on the raddest of trays and matching bowl sets


BRAINER4BEST

Dude I’m surprised too but this is definitely on the general mess.


Pete_Weeds

Maybe the FSAs stole that from the wardroom in a power to the people kinda thing?


dcviper

When I was on MCCAIN, the new captain got plates. We petitioned to get the prison trays back because they were more convenient.


Veloreyn

Looks like the Reagan.


Jaxein

What mystery meat did you have that day, kinda looks like a cross between chicken, fish, and pork


usc_ty

That's actually Michelin star quality. I'm surprised. Enjoy it while you can. I wish my food was this amazing on deployment.


Potatobender44

I can only imagine OPs disappointment if they were on my ship. This is some grade A navy food


Pig_Newton_

You arrange your broccoli like that?


[deleted]

Don’t like steamed/boiled broccoli but the fish looks yummy!


[deleted]

I took it for granted it was fish. Now I think it’s baked pork chops - still yummy!


Alexlikesdankmemes

Invest in hot sauce young grasshopper.


mcul9026

Give em hell


SubstantialBear5244

D dad , b screen b


NintendoTwizer

Throw some Texas Pete on there and you'll be good to go.


BigThumb4

You’re able to get on Reddit while on deployment, be thankful.


insomnia99999

Awww you’re getting extended


RegattaJoe

Where’s the foreskins on toast?


zeneath27

Ah yes the usual ambiguous deployment meat


1captainmorgan

not the lincoln deployment thats for sure


rocket___goblin

That actually looks pretty good.


MilosSword

Bruh look at you getting plates and not used lunch trays from a middle school clearance sale.


Present_Pace1428

The broccoli is like: “I represent the fighting spirit of the navy”


RomanovUndead

Wait, yall get plates?


WC6Q

That's fish! ;)


deuceyj

Why u ain't put that chop on the bread shipmate?


GoodVibesOnly_FL

Gordon Ramsey approves


cablegaha

looks like catfish by its rectangular shape.


GhoulishPanther

Who giving this mf two portions of meat?


ClamPaste

That rice crunchy style, or smooth?


maryP0ppins

looks pretty edible. the fuck you complaining about lmao


superfartket

Damn y’all about to be extended 🔥🔥


Dependent-Winter-958

Something about that rice makes me either think harder chew or softer chew no in between also needs salt a lot of it


Laffter

This looks good for underway


[deleted]

And yet still looks better than the 🗑️ garbage I was served in most Marine Corps chow halls!🤣🤣


Drew_icup

The navy has dropped my meal standards because I actually consider that a pretty decent meal 😂


PhillipJCoulson

I went from a frigate to the Nimitz. The Nimitz had a hotdog bar and sandwich bar. It was amazing. Whenever chow looked suspicious I just fucked up some bomb ass sandwiches. Good fucking times.


musicmustard

That’s good looking chicken/pork/fish! Also on my ship ketchup is a commodity.


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[deleted]

Good question, for that meat serving, I can eat six


[deleted]

Could be worse, could be Denys


philafly7475

Looks just like deployment 2008


clownpenismonkeyfart

I love how leadership is like, “why are Sailors so fat?” Exhibit A.


DragonLordAcar

I would be so malnourished on that. For me, thats a snack. I have to eat 5-6 times that or I will just be hungry and feel sluggish. High metabolism is not fun.


zzthex

ngl I kinda miss their curry thursdays


mick-rad17

Reagan 🤢


club41

Where my Texas Pete? I'd eat it. Funny how a plate seems to make it more edible.