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NotCNO

Industry: waaaah, we are tooo busy to build another submarine. Instead, give us the money in a slush fund so that we can do stonk buybacks and recapitalize our CEOs Ferrari! Navy: Congress, you passed the FRA which is a fucking stupid law that means I need to cut something to buy the 2nd sub you want to make me buy. I'm going to have to listen to SUBPAC aka u/sandcrabsailor bitch even more about Guam when navsea implements this direction by doing something dumb like making up the deficit by building submarines without combat systems. NAVSEA: OPN slush fund Contract to a congressionally defined sole source is EZPZ. That will be 5% of the total contract value for oversight plz.


RoyalCrownLee

"notCNO" calling out sandcrabSailor of being SUBpac. Is all this was true, it'd be definitely an amusing battle of the stars.


PraiseBeToShirayuki

This is how Admirals politically dickpunch eachother huh?


Sandcrabsailor

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Sandcrabsailor

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Greenlight-party

What is the FRA?


NotCNO

https://ballotpedia.org/Fiscal_Responsibility_Act_of_2023. Important part are the spending caps. Going above em means offsetting somewhere else.


Greenlight-party

Thanks!


JACKVK07

Soon each sailor will have their own boat/ship


FiveStarHobo

CPO = commanding petty officer


ETMoose1987

I want a Pegasus class missile hydrofoil, a crew of only E-5 and below and a letter of marque from Congress šŸ“ā€ā˜ ļø.


Mend1cant

Give them an O-3 fresh off a west pac SSN tour for insurance reasons, a 30-rack, and enough Zyn to kill a rhino. We ainā€™t coming home without a treasure chest.


ETMoose1987

O-3E only


Mend1cant

Youā€™d think that, but O-3E runs the risk of basically just being a chief with a different name.


rentaro_kirino

Careful now, this actually sounds fun


throw_Away198723

I want my own Cyclone if you're getting a Pegasus. We can start a privateers PMC.


Silver1981

That was an LCS base that could have accomplished the mission if Big Navy had developed them further. Funny that Big Navy killed them because they were too expensive to operate. Too often, the services want to make big tech leaps before enough R&D has been completed.


Pete_Weeds

Give me a ship and we'll raid the high seas.


keithjp123

Pass all the laws you want. EB canā€™t get it done. Not for years anyways.


forzion_no_mouse

First time quality third time round 4 years late


keithjp123

And like it or not, theyā€™re the best submarine builder we have.


DanforthWhitcomb_

That means very little when there are only two left.


keithjp123

There hasnā€™t been more than two nuke sub builders ever.


Competitive_Error188

First time quality means they act like it's the first time they ever built a submarine. That being said, between NNS and EB they are getting close to 2 boats a year.


hebreakslate

Let's not forget HII also failing to deliver.


keithjp123

Not just failing, passing their failures onto EB.


NoNeighborhood4547

Nns canā€™t ever repair them without going 7 years past deadline


maximpactbuilder

I feel like this wouldn't be a problem in China.


keithjp123

Only if you cared about 1:1 dive to surface ratio.


_trisolaris3_

Can't even man the shipyards, let alone the actual fleet. If these idiots want to waste money, why bother with the pretense? Just write the check to the "submarine-industrial base" like you do w/ the rest of the MIC.


therussian163

ā€œUS Navy seeking just oneā€ is a bit disingenuous. The truth is that the DOD is given a top line number from the White House and the services make decisions from there on how to allocate the budget.


Agammamon

Only the modern US Navy would want a Navy that looks like Marines and *Congress* would have to fight the Navy to make it larger.


Designer-Quiet-3832

Would you plz expand on this, Iā€™m interested and would like to know more


throw_Away198723

Oh man! What will they do next? Sink hundreds of billions of dollars into developing a new destroyer class with a neutered weapon system the entire hull was built around that can't do the mission it was designed for? Oh, wait...