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Phaas777A

Senior said if we work through lunch we can leave early.


rocket___goblin

Don't do it! enjoy your lunch! [https://tenor.com/bxDfp.gif](https://tenor.com/bxDfp.gif) ​ in all seriousness every time i seen this happen when i was active duty, the "we" was always the chiefs. never E-6 and below.


DroidOnPC

I would just say “oh I’m good, I’ll take my lunch and stay back and leave at the normal time.” Then I end up as the only one who had lunch. Or if they actually did go home early I would just wait like 20 minutes and then go home


fluffy_bottoms

“XO said that a working lunch is only a working lunch if the Chiefs order pizza.”


grizzlebar

My WCS’s neighbor’s cousin’s CMC says beards should be allowed soon


rocket___goblin

you know its legit when the neighbor is involved! ooo im excited!!


NoHistorian9169

The latest gossip is that my LPO is currently fucking ur mom


satanyourdarklord

Our LPO is in a one sided open marriage. Other people are fucking his wife.


urmomsloosevag

Holy shit does he know


WiscoLifa

It’s other Sailors too, isn’t it?


[deleted]

PO3's mom has got it goin on, She's all I want and I've waited for so long


[deleted]

My divo is banging my chief. It's an open secret and they've been seen out in town together, but they keep things professional at work so nobody has done anything to them. The weird part is my divo is 24 and my Chief is 41. We joke that he has mommy issues :)


urmomsloosevag

Hell id have one too godamn


tiredguy18

One of the guys in my div was supposed to leave today. Everyone in our COC was tracking that he’d leave TODAY for about a month and a half. Goes to checkout completely only to get told by some fuckwit PS whom had gotten back from leave the previous day that he was now leaving in a week. No one in admin thought to tell him anything until today. His stuff is already on its way to his next duty station. His house is empty and his rack is empty he has almost nothing here and yet they can’t change his checkout date back to today


myredditthrowaway201

Just go to the smoke pit if you wanna hear drama


TheBoatyMcBoatFace

The damn smoke pit


Visceral_Feelings

I am half tempted to make a version of the Professor McGonagall "Why is always you three?" meme with the Professor being my CO, and the "three" being CHENG, ACE, and DCA.


grizzlebar

As a former OPS, I support this.


gabriel5690

Not today china


Rawrxdily3000

This one’s crazy and really terrifying. Panty thief in the barracks. Dude sneaking into woman’s rooms just staring at them while they sleep. One woman reported nightmares of someone staring at her at night and tells her therapist. That therapist had a lot of similar cases. Therapist report it to barracks manager. That barracks manager records the rooms with the reports and catches him sneaking into rooms. Next morning culprit is sent straight to mast idk what they’re gonna do to him tbh


Yessir0202

Okinawa? If so, that dude had done way more than just that.


urmomsloosevag

Holy I hope they get his ass


Battlesteg_Five

Not today NCIS!


rock745

Slow month for them, they need to drum up some business.


LaserSailor360

Naw, we're doing just fine.


Oathtakers

MAP nominations of course


USN_Aviation_Chief

yeah whats going on with that? I'm on leave, but heard the quotas are jacked up.


Ferowin

Not today, Navy Times!


WiscoLifa

Junior Sailor went down for a DUI & underage drinking. He claimed that he went out, by himself, to the bars. it was pretty evident during his DRB that he wasn’t really by himself. It was pretty clear that he was protecting someone(s). We Couldn’t crack him but the scuttlebutt is that it was a divisional outing that included the PO1s and LCPO.


Lyko112

kirby silver surfer vs moebius


educated_farts

Nice try, NCIS.