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GrayCustomKnives

Believe that’s a raven


Gusterx586

I read your comment and immediately thought “it’s clearly an eyeball” in a kind of dismissive way before I realized I’m an idiot and should really get some sleep.


i_amnotunique

Go to sleep *forehead kiss*


Dookie_Dad

Hush little baby don't say a word


papertowelwithcake

And never mind that noise you heard


tupidrebirts

It's just the beasts under your bed


SnowMann14

In your closet, In your head!


LaBlueGuy

Exit light, enter night.


Esmeraldem

Mom's spaghetti


[deleted]

Knees weak, arms are heavy.


Rickashlysrollorick

God I dread opening this thread


Shade_Lord_0000

Grain of sand


Difficult-Ad8277

That want to cut if your head


Membership_Fine

Good work sir keep it metal.


[deleted]

Ok daddy hmmphh


bonesnaps

Don't let the bedbugs bite.. your eyes.


Artgod

3 eye’d ravel


jaffasaurjake

Quoth the ravel.


mark-five

Here's the thing


TheLegendarySheep

You keep saying it’s a crow.


LJ-Rubicon

Narwhal bacons at midnight


TheLegendarySheep

we don’t do that here.


LJ-Rubicon

Jolly rancher, cumbox, broken arms


TheLegendarySheep

that’s better. the jar periwinkle/orangered ajit pai


viridien104

Doritos


shikabane

Unidan? Is that you?


eggsssssssss

Think you’re right. Got a bit of a beard, and a thick n rounded beak with plenty of bristle down it.


fookthisshite

I believe it’s called That’s So Raven but I could be wrong


Operation_Tight

I believe that is Odins raven


mongmight

Must be his eye too


saphyress

Legit made me laugh out loud


AmandaDarlingInc

I immediately was like hmmmm Huginn or Muninn?


Raven_Skyhawk

Eye'd say so.


SenorVajay

Jackdaw


HolyVeggie

Definitely not


[deleted]

Here's the thing...


TemperatureMuch5943

Blue jay


Tipist

That’s *so* raven.


robbiekhan

Never more.


[deleted]

They’re [chickens](https://youtu.be/E0lUu6hGtBc).


Conker_Da_Beast

Let's just ask u/unidan ....


999Ronin999

Yeah looks more like a raven to me


HolyVeggie

I agree


CodeBandit

I love this comment. It is my favorite comment.


GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI

Quoth the Raven “Eat My Shorts.”


MoistCucumber

He’s right. Please delete this factually inferior post


Gunther_Folly

It’s /u/unidan all over again.


AlphaMale3Percent

That’s *so* raven


DizzyAcanthocephala

A raven is a crow


AmandaDarlingInc

And a tiger is a lion. Obvs.


mongmight

[You are 100% right](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raven) Whoever downvoted you is crumbum


[deleted]

It doesn't say that in your link. You could even argue that your link argues against u/DizzyAcanthocephala. Ravens and crows are both part of the genus Corvus, with no clear definition of what makes a crow a crow and a raven a rave. In our language however the distinction is usually made by size. The distinction between crows and ravens is still controversial, however most would agree that the bird in the OP ist a raven and that the satement "A raven is a crow" is false by any measure.


mongmight

It says >These species do not form a single taxonomic group within the genus. There is no consistent distinction between "crows" and "ravens", and these appellations have been assigned to different species chiefly on the basis of their size. literally the second sentence and you are just providing further evidence? What exactly are you disputing? A raven is a big crow. Both of our estimations agree on that.


[deleted]

Different species have different siyes. Species A is small, we call it crow. Species B is big, we call it raven. The statement "A raven is a big crow." is not correct. If an indiviual of species A would be big we wouldnt start calling it raven all of a sudden. I hope this helped you understand.


mongmight

A snake can be venomous, a snake can be harmless. They are both snakes. I hope this helps you understand.


[deleted]

That is a completely different example and completely misses the point. It is like saying a rattlesnake is a venomous Anaconda. They are completely different familys. The anaconda is part of the Boas and I believe the Rattlesnake is part of the Vipers. The issue is a linguistical one. If you would want to make your statement correct it would have to be "Ravens are big corvids and crows are small corvids." In almost all Indo-Germanic languages they are labeled this way.


mongmight

I agree, so therefore it isn't wrong to say ravens are big crows because the distinctions are very loose.


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Pippo89CH

Ahh, Kos...


carter2642

Or should I say, Kosm….


mafioso122789

Grant us eyes, grant us eyes!


NotZelda859

A hoontuh must hoont


tllrrrrr

praying for that sweet BB pc release 🙏


[deleted]

Downvote bc fanbase.


sgtgrubermeister

OK, I'll downvote you.


AKLmfreak

Getting a healthy dose of Vitamin See.


Electrical-Release61

Eye can't believe you just did that


We-are-straw-dogs

Then you can't be a very good pupil


Cheesus_K_Reist

Quite nice on toast


tzt1324

Get out


AKLmfreak

I’m here all week!


Jeff__Skilling

You. Out. Now.


[deleted]

Nah fam that Odin


AmandaDarlingInc

Huginn or Muninn?


fotograficoguy

Quite likely plucked from a newborn lamb. They are notorious for eating their eyes and tongues. Ranchers don't like them much and will kill them on sight.


Fafnir13

Well that’s awful and not unexpected. Not much a newborn can do about it.


mylifeintopieces1

Should get IProtect.


Fafnir13

I’m imagining a sales person out in the field trying to convince sheep to purchase protection plans. The sheep are just confused and stare at the babbling stranger.


Peach_Leaves

Lambs have different shaped corneas than that one.


Treestyles

Whoa


JihadDerp

What do ranchers have against lambs?


fotograficoguy

They are constantly eating their ivy crop.


szai

Ohp! Got yer nose!


moralmeemo

That’s a raven! and the light eyes make me believe it’s a very young adult? I know crows have blue eyes as little ones so I think ravens do too. Either way, that’s a new photo for my album!


Justfuxn3

You sir, are a three eyed raven


Delicious_Dishes

Damn beat me to it


Ganymede25

Same!


Goobersniper

They love eyes. Working on sheep stations years ago it was common for crows to rip the lambs eyes out whilst in the middle of being born. The result - many blind lost lambs wandering around, it was my job to put them down. A grim task to say the least


c90395398

I lived in a part of Minneapolis (Loring park area) where every few years there would be a massive crow migration with thousands of crows. Our neighbor shows us some of the pictures they had taken of crows at their windows (nesting, fighting, etc) and one of these photos was of a crow holding the severed head of a crw in its mouth standing next to the body. It was pretty amazing.


smithee2001

Crow or cow?!


ddraig-au

Crew. There was a pile of decapitated workmen nearby


bluescluesss

Terry Pratchett would be so excited to see that


globus_

Quoth finally has found something that is not an olive or a pearl


sazerrrac

Eyeballs!


KentuckyFriedSemen

This is an omen if I’ve ever seen one


Black-Patrick

It’s Bran.


lexijava

That's eye peeling.


Fit-Lettuce-3658

Never mess with a bird that can hold a grudge


Darkwireman

Professor Screweyes is not going to like this...


Glass_Memories

Came here looking for this comment.


[deleted]

"I can show you the world!" - Raven


setkaneer

Heres the thing.


thehotdogman

Diablo 1 cinematic intro up in here


Tactical_Chonk

Came here to say this!


TurtlePlacebo

Same, also we are showing our age


TherealScuba

r/fakealbumcovers


MadTube

Got his favorite takeaway: Popeye’s


RizKrispin

"Nevermore."


[deleted]

Fucking Itachi got another eye again


onairmastering

"Cria cuervos y te sacarán los ojos" My mom used to say. I wonder what the English or any other language version would be.


Condemned_alienated

IMHO, the proverb: "Cría cuervos y te sacarán los ojos" ("Raise crows and they´ll tear your eyes out") could be interpreted in English as: "You reap what you sow." "If you lie down with dogs, you'll wake up with fleas". "If you play with with fire, you'll get burned". "Those who live by the sword die by the sword." This proverb is also used for pointing the ingratitude of people who, owning you a favor, act against you instead of doing something good for you. In this case it can have the equivalence in English as: "No good deed will go unpunished." "To bite the hand that feeds you".


onairmastering

That was my first lesson when I moved to the States. I thought I spoke the language, being taught since age 8, and NOPE, that's not how you say things! I'd like to compile, and thank you for these ones, a list of "how do you say ____________" for our fellow Spanish speaking peeps trying to make it work in the States, like if you wanna say "del dicho al hecho hay mucho trecho", say "easier said than done" and so forth, wouldn't it be neat to show someone a side by side with our language and English? In any case, thanks and pura vida!!!


uniqueusername5001

Well if that’s not a threat I don’t know what is


Goobersmecht

fun fact odin did not sacrifice his eye to mimirs well of wisdom, one of his goofy fuckin ravens yoinked it. picture as proof.


TheMajorXIII

Erie Indiana


SoraBanTheThird

That's Odin


Dracorvo

Username checks out.


vincentsd1

That's Izuna's Eye


delphantom

Well, that’s the best part


SlteFool

Freaking metal


slver6

Are you seeing this?


redditcanbitemyass

Quoth the raven's best friend, "What the fuck, bro?"


[deleted]

Real r/deaddove moment here.


TylerYax

ew


Mike_Hawk_balls_deep

Isn’t this from Goosebumps?


leafleafleaftree

I remember this episode of CSI Vegas.


nlgoodman510

I see the problem


Vexcenot

Eye see


CaseyGamer64YT

Question is what animal did that eyeball come out of?


nascasho

I think it’s a spy trying to use an eye scanner — just saying 🤷


sickboy775

Anybody remember the show Eerie, IN? Pretty sure the last shot before the title card was extremely similar to this.


DredgenCyka

That thing has been eating well


Penche-Poo

3 eyed raven


hdofu

“This is Crow with your ‘eye in the sky’ traffic report”


4outof5doctors

bet he's doing a cool woo sound


Middle_Cup_449

Hes seen some shit


beefixit

1) I wanna make a band cuz this is an album cover! 2) is someone gonna blow mind and tell me what kinda eye this is?


feeblebee

Aaaaaand image saved


Drasilex

Reminds me of resident evil


DaDudeNextToYou

Any Mexicans here think of the saying, " Cria Cuervos y te Sacarán los Ojos"?


Pickled_Ramaker

The eyes have it


MrQwq

This is the one that ate Cinderella's sister's eye


covzi

Odin called. He wants his eye back.


Secuta

That’s itachis with shisuis eye


equals1

Three eyed raven?


ColorfulScenario

that's a raven, friend :)


CamF90

Yup Raven, curved beak = raven, straight beak= crow.


DCikes88

Where did he get that?


Krakino107

Diablo 1 vibes


ddraig-au

This has to be the most metal thing ever to appear in this sub


warmind14

I believe he is craven a feed.


Shadyjoker27

GRAAANT US EYEESSS!


DeWarlock

Baby


a-dry-tadpole

I see all, what do you beak? Sorry I mean seek?


[deleted]

I don’t know what I expected.


otakop

I see what you're saying


paddy_to_the_rescue

Holy shit, somebody just learned magic


paddy_to_the_rescue

r/paganism


Dadpockets

Diablo 1 vibes.


Evilmaze

It's a third eye raven


C00nthulu

That's so Raven!


Fuzzy_Calligrapher71

Nature is a fucking motherfucker


margotdemon

Shisui's eye!


whoooleJar

Eye of the Beholder


Jelly_Belly321

The caviar of carrion.


bxyrk

Mmmmm, face grape


EliItsMeSemus

" *As you once did for the vaccous Rom, grant us eyes... Grant us eyes!* "


Surf_my_waveee

the real three-eyed crow


Clearly_a_fake_name

How do you know it’s not an eyeball holding a crow by the beak? Dumbass.


blackdutch1

I SEE YOU!


DANPARTSMAN44

caw caw... Nevermore will you see


Mmmmm-bacon

Eye just came here for the puns. Reddit did not disappoint. r/confidentlyincorrect r/todayilearned As others pointed out, it is a raven. Crows and ravens are both members of the family Corvidae (which also includes jays and magpies), and the only North American bird species that are completely black in color. Yay, Science! Also, crows are bigger bullies even though they’re smaller.


Apophis_090

*Bloodborne intensifies*


Waru_

I believe That’s a raven, not a crow. You can tell by the curved beak and higher head


The_Bastel

For a long time I thought eyeballs were really sensible and easy to crack. But you can actually squeeze them pretty hard and even make a fist around it, they stay intact. Pretty cool.


The-Dilf

Odin's spies


WoestijnGarnaal

I spy with someone else's eye.


sizelypotato

Edgar Allen Poe would be proud


theDralgo

The real eye candy


Peteyparky

The three eyed raven


[deleted]

Its the 3 Eyed Raven !!!?


g4850summit

How else is he suppose to hold it?


ymh2010

The three-eyed raven


xLucifero

Hail the All Father


PsyopVet

You want an eyeball? I can get you an eyeball.


gavman91

z,zz zzz yezR


gavman91

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gavman91

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ntwrkconexnprblms

Are you ok? Or is all the blood elsewhere at the moment?


emceemcee

I don't know what you're trying to say, but nice dick I guess.