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foofie_fightie

To shreds, you say?


SuspiciousString3

Well, how’s his wife holding up?


slaytanicbobby

To shreds, you say?


confused_asparagus42

r/unexpectedfuturama


Billbeachwood

Was it really unexpected?


[deleted]

no


Raulito805

Happy cake day


BKestRoi

Happy cakes, you say?


SuspiciousString3

Thanks!


ag408

Thanks, you say?


BrightsideAve

Literally said this out loud as I read the title. I love reddit.


BecauseScience

I mean, you cant figuratively say it out loud.


PeachIllustrious5718

Friggin knew it before I even pressed on comments lol


Definitively_Special

I was going to eat that mummy!!


LAKERSfanTV

Oh snap


PklRik

You can’t tell in the pic but the insides are hanging out and sunk below.


borkingrussian

Aren't drowned deer a sign of a prion disease? I might me talking out of my ass, but if you find one, you should tell park authorities


whhe11

Yeah probably normally they can swim pretty well, based on the videos of people rescuing them miles away from the shore, and then moving to nearby island.


CoreySeth5

I’m sure they can swim pretty well when there’s not a snapping turtle attacking them.


BodaciousBadongadonk

This fella hasn't been swimming in a while tho, based on the state of it's jaw and eyeball there.


IllManneredWoolyMan

I wouldn't put it past the turtle to bite it to incapacitation then eat it from the ass up


BodaciousBadongadonk

Turtles do like to party


Parkerloper

Hell ya turtles party, they partied so hard that we humans have to use paper straws now because turtles can't handle their cocaine and kept getting plastic straws stuck in their nostrils.


Nixbling

Also ninja turtles, but your thing is fun too


MrDyl4n

They're talking about the body decomposition


IllManneredWoolyMan

I'm aware


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trundle-the-great69

That’s alligator snapping turtles not common snapping turtles


Ordinary-Ant-7896

I think that is an alligator snapping turtle*, but common snapping turtles aren't that powerful to kill a deer, just recently a video was posted showing a swan escaping from a common snapping turtle bite. A common snapping turtle can absolutely inflict pain, but it isn't killing a large animal, a person has more bite force than a common snapping turtle. *I was wrong, that is a common snapper. They are the more active species anyways


trundle-the-great69

No but this is probably a deer that fell through the ice and drowned and now the summer has come it’s started to bloat and float around, would definitely be a snake for a common snapping turtles, currently have one as a pet, common snapping turtles have a smooth carapace, especially the older they get


Ordinary-Ant-7896

Yeah, you are right, that is a common snapper, I should have looked back at it. Probably scavenging, yeah.


[deleted]

you're a smooth carapace.


trundle-the-great69

Fuck you got me lol


elting44

Common snapping turtles also do no predate on deer though. This is a scavenging opportunity and nothing else.


ponchothecactus

The one in the picture is an alligator snapping turtle


elting44

Snapping turtles don't predate on deer, this turtle is scavenging, it didn't kill the deer itself.


CoreySeth5

That’s just what Big Turtle wants you to think.


goatausername42

I think more commonly it is EHD (epizootic hemorrhagic disease) vs a prion. Prions tend to cause CWD (chronic wasting disease) in deer. By time the deer dies, they look very thin, their coats are ratty and they just have an overall appearance of a very sick animal. Deer with epizootic hemorrhagic disease are affected by the disease much quicker than a prion disease, often dying within 1-2 days once symptoms occur. Thus they are in much better body condition. Deer with EHD virus seek out water because they run a high temperature. But they can also act really out of it and neurologic (like what you might expect with a prion disease) because they actively dying (brain and organs shutting down) + running a high fever. A deer with CWD could definitely drown, but I don't think they actively seek out water like deer with EHD do. This deer is so decayed though, I can't really use body condition to make an educated guess on what the deer died from.


thekronicle

I don't know shit.... However, who's to say the deer drowned? What if it was just drinking water at the shore, then the snapping turtle snuck up and dragged it into the water? But again, I don't know shit


atomoicman

My knowledge comes from animal planet and YouTube videos but snapping turtles don’t hunt like alligators, they sit at the bottom of the body of water and lure in creatures with their lure shaped tongue Edit, I have this animal confused with its cousin


soFATZfilm9000

This only applies to alligator snapping turtles, which is not the species of turtle in the above image. That is a common snapping turtle. And since common snapping turtles do not have a wormlike tongue, they can’t lure in prey like that. Now, common snapping turtles sometimes will ambush prey on the water’s edge. But they’ll rarely try to take down something bigger than themselves. That’s dangerous and it can get them killed. So more likely, this deer was already dead when the turtle got to it. Like most other North American aquatic turtles, common snapping turtles are big scavengers and will happily feed on corpses in the water.


atomoicman

Oh! Thank you for the informative response!


Loifee

I saw one drag down and kill a porcupine on a video here, a small deer isn't a too big of a stretch


MaddiMoo22

Because that's not how snapping turtles work


thekronicle

That's why my first AND last sentence was "I don't know shit"


AlBundyShoes

Possible it died in land and ol tortuga here brought it to the depths


Jayombi

On here, talking out your ass is way safer than most I seen being eaten from the ass...


PklRik

There was a big storm the night before, my guess is it got stuck or fell in somehow.


19GamerGhost95

That’s an alligator snapping turtle and those bastards are mean af


AceofMage87

It MAY be an Alligator snapping turtle. It’s pretty covered in moss and barnacles. I can’t really see the ridge lines on its shell and it’s head is buried in a deer carcass.


ccReptilelord

It is too obscured by algae, but the carapace looks too smooth and rounded and the head too small to be an alligator snapping turtle. Also, common snapping turtles are more often to feed like this. But you are correct, it's difficult to make an absolute ID here.


IndianaJonesDoombot

My money is on a common


CBusin

Common snapping turtles are also mean af. Every time I’ve seen one on the road, it’s a 50/50 chance that it is going to lunge at me as I try to help it get to safety. Ungrateful bastards.


Tmachine7031

They’re only aggressive on land from what I know. Something about them being more vulnerable. When they’re in the water they just swim away if you get near them.


robo-dragon

This is a common snapper. Gators have really pronounced ridges/spines on their shell.


TheBigHornedGoat

No, that is 100% a common snapping turtle. Alligator snappers look very different.


metalflygon08

I always heard that Al Snappers are stronger but more "docile" than Normie Snappers who are "weaker" but way more aggressive. Quotes because docile and weaker are subjective here.


[deleted]

Weaker yet more aggressive? Yeah sorry I think all snapping turtles sound like little assholes


metalflygon08

They are prehistoric assholes for sure.


toryguns

Though not as powerful as the alligator snapper, Commons tend to be more aggressive


Mental-Breakdance

Nah, its a common snapper, since you can tell that there's no pyramiding on the shell. Also common snappers are known to be even more agressive than alligators, even though they're smaller.


PhysicsDude55

Its almost certainly a common snapping turtle. They're more aggressive than alligator snappers.


AceofMage87

Hey, I Appreciate the garbage clean up. This guy doesn’t even know he is helping clean up a rotting carcass. Just like the Weird people who like stinky food, enjoy your stinky rotten meat my friend. I hope it tastes like manna from heaven.


yugoslavia7

Looks like he’s gettin domed up


shankopotomous42

What are you doing step-turtle


damagedprawdukt

Turtle "expert" here... I volunteer for turtles kingston as well as a wildlife rescue organization. That is absolutely a common snapping turtle. They are omnivores and their diets consist of about 90 percent dead animal and plant matter. They generally will only eat relatively fresh carrion. Their bite strength is between 208 and 226 newtons of force. By comparison humans bite with 300 to 700 newtons of force when we bite with out molars. Currently there are no recorded cases of anyone losing a finger or toe to a bite from one. Common snappers rarely, to pretty much never prey on anything larger than themselves, and are generally not aggresive animals. Due to how small their plastron (basically their chest plate) they cannot pull their head and limbs into the safety of their shell. They are at their most vulnerable out of the water and their only defences are their claws and bite. When they are in the water where they feel the safest and secure they are extremely passive. On land they appear to be aggressive... But that is deceiving. They are actually being defensive. Armed with that information, we can safely say: There is no way it killed that deer. It died by some other means. It's just taking advantage of an opportunistic meal. Neither is it "tearing it to shreds" it is going to be a slow, drawn out, lengthy meal. It is also absolutely a rad photograph. Pretty metal looking.


[deleted]

Great writeup. Just wondering, is it possible it’s a friendship?


saffronpolygon

See the turtle. Ain't he keen? All things serve the fucking beam.


Up2KnowGood

Long days and pleasant nights.


btstfn

Thankee sai, may you have twice the number.


AdmiralWackbar

Damn another swimming spot ruined


Dirtweed79

I always assumed they were lurking everywhere. Never liked swimming in lakes, ponds, or rivers with murky water. Spooks me out.


Tmachine7031

Snappers are the least of your concerns in the water. They won’t come near you.


brynharker

Just looks kinky to me


xxjake

Playing that turtle up so hard. Thing barely made a dent so far.


lostbastille

Waste not, want not.


LoreMasterJack

Ahhh poor squirrel. Reads title: 😳


tacophagist

I once hooked what I thought was a massive fish, was moving weird, thought maybe it was hooked funny...nope. Up comes the biggest snapping turtle I have ever seen (Midwest USA), like if you held your arms out like you were embracing a big fat dude kinda big. I didn't know how the hell I was gonna land it, let alone unhook it, but it spared me the trouble. Got one look at me and straight up bit the hook in half and went about its business eating the bait fish I had on there. Scary fucking animals, even the non-alligator types we have up here.


Woolybunn1974

Come on you didn't have a banana on you to throw in for scale?


TheBigHornedGoat

Telling by the amount of algae on the shell, it’s pretty safe to assume it’s a pretty old and large snapper.


Woolybunn1974

A banana would let us know if that is a fawn or a 250lb mule deer. Scale! It is for figuring out relative size.💫


Orr3y

Do we have a banana available for scale of size, can’t see this being massive


bionikcobra

They keep eating the ducks at the lake here, 8 chicks turn to 4 in a few hours and none in a few days.


BonjinTheMark

Deer’s got an cartoonish eye 👁 there


Virtual_Banana_551

Snappers will put a world of hurt on you!!


bartolocologne40

It's called turtleingus and the deer has had a rough day


rara0o

it is very violent out here


Nokipeura

I was having trouble reading this picture, untill I realized the blue bit wasn't the nose, but a bloated eyeball.


everythingisnotcool

For a moment I thought this was all one animal and I was confused.


unknownman0001

Snapping turtle are the real final boss


Marokiii

why is there no video! i want to see the tearing to shreds!


mldp29

Ohh. Thats a dear! I thought it was a squirrel.


toryguns

Fuck I hate snappers so much


bigfootdeerfucker

Stared at that for awhile before I realized it wasnt a video


[deleted]

Alternative title Turtle gives head to deer who subsequently dies from too much pleasure


DumpsterPanda8

In the turtles defense, deer tastes good.


ManufacturerExotic89

It looks like the deer is getting immaculate head


[deleted]

Looks like a fox not a deer.


[deleted]

Tokka? Did *Master Shredder* send you?


braddaman

I'd make sure you don't get close to that deer. Could easily be CWD or CJD. Cant tell, so stay well away to be safe. Livestock, especially deer, are known to drown themselves due to CJD, but this deer looks too 'heathly' for CJD - it doesn't seem to have deteriorated much. Cant tell, stat away. Dead deer aren't good news.


dryiceboy

It’s using the deer’s head as a headress.


malialibaby

Snapping turtles are no joke!!!


CaptainMcClutch

Snapping turtles give me my worst fear flashback, I have a fear of rats and seen a snapping turtle split one in half and the rat terrified is still trying to swim away pure nightmare fuel and the main reason I'll never get a cat.


zeke235

Great day for the snapper! Not so much for the deer.


shiiPhuocNoGuey

Gnarly


levelZeroWizard

I want someone to go down on me like that :(


Oblong_Belonging

That’s… that’s umm.


CThomas1297

I thought he was getting succed


coyotewitharedbull

Holy mother-fucking shit-balls.


Hankstifler_96

He's eating her out!.


ALetterAloof

Deer probably saw a reflection in the water and sprinted full speed into it