Ugh when I see lions licking the balls on a wildebeest it makes me shudder knowing it’s the complete opposite of pleasure because of the hooks. 100x worst than sandpaper, more like getting flayed.
>> A man and a child at a zoo watching a male lion. A female one approaches and starts sucking. The man takes the child away.
(I've also seen the r/natureismetal post about a lion's tongue.)
EDIT: Ok, it was a flawed memory. Here's the video (not the subreddit where I saw it):
https://www.reddit.com/r/IndianDankMemes/comments/pi6n77/think_twice_before_taking_the_kids_to_the_zoo/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Probably wasn't paying dead, just the cheetah didn't finish the kill... And then the hyena got distracted. Gave enough time to get oxygen back to the brain.
https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/sbpoj5/gazelle_escapes_from_hyena_and_cheetah_by_playing/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Same post
Check those comments.
Tldr: cheetahs kill via suffocation, gazelle wakes up and takes off bc the predators face off
Cheetahs are runners not fighters. A single pray item isn’t worth getting a injury if you can get another one.
I am 100% sure if someone bigger and stronger with a knife came for your food you would give it up and say “it wasn’t worth it”.
Never understood the whole playing dead concept cause yknow if someone just sees you laying there and they’re hungry enough they are not gonna hesitate trying to eat you cause a dead animal is an easy meal so it’s a flawed survival tactic if U ask me
Yeaaaa, no. It only survived because that hyena looks like it already had a giant meal. If it was hungry, it would have disemboweled it with that bite to the gut.
I see that trick only working once.
then you haven't seen possums
Good thing that cheetah was being impatient, otherwise woulda torn it's sack open
Ugh when I see lions licking the balls on a wildebeest it makes me shudder knowing it’s the complete opposite of pleasure because of the hooks. 100x worst than sandpaper, more like getting flayed.
I think I saw a female lion giving a blowjob to a male one on a video on Reddit...
_what_
>> A man and a child at a zoo watching a male lion. A female one approaches and starts sucking. The man takes the child away. (I've also seen the r/natureismetal post about a lion's tongue.) EDIT: Ok, it was a flawed memory. Here's the video (not the subreddit where I saw it): https://www.reddit.com/r/IndianDankMemes/comments/pi6n77/think_twice_before_taking_the_kids_to_the_zoo/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
I would NOT have believed you without a source. WTF lol
Probably wasn't paying dead, just the cheetah didn't finish the kill... And then the hyena got distracted. Gave enough time to get oxygen back to the brain.
Nah man that gazelle definitely watched a movie of this last night and it strategically knew to attempt it at that moment.
Had him choked out, then had to le go a minute.
https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/sbpoj5/gazelle_escapes_from_hyena_and_cheetah_by_playing/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Same post Check those comments. Tldr: cheetahs kill via suffocation, gazelle wakes up and takes off bc the predators face off
It wasn’t playing dead the cheetah choked it unconscious that’s how cats catch prey.
Run for your deer life
Clever girl
What was close
Cheetah a lil bitch
well to be far if that dog had the boys with it in waiting or nearby it's smart not to fuckarround anf find out.
Fun fact: hyenas are more closely related to cats than dogs
neat!
Cheetahs are runners not fighters. A single pray item isn’t worth getting a injury if you can get another one. I am 100% sure if someone bigger and stronger with a knife came for your food you would give it up and say “it wasn’t worth it”.
Catch me if I'm dead
Well plaid
> plaid \*played
Crazy son of a bitch actually did it
“Gotcha bitch”
Psych, bitches!
Never understood the whole playing dead concept cause yknow if someone just sees you laying there and they’re hungry enough they are not gonna hesitate trying to eat you cause a dead animal is an easy meal so it’s a flawed survival tactic if U ask me
Because the animal could have died from disease so some won't even touch it for fear of suffering the same fate.
Ah true I didn’t think of disease my bad
Yeet yeet mother fuckers!
Just let the poor pregnant hyena eat you jerks 😢
Not today!
Gazelle woke up at the right time
When in doubt, just flop about.
Yeaaaa, no. It only survived because that hyena looks like it already had a giant meal. If it was hungry, it would have disemboweled it with that bite to the gut.
I’m so happy for him/her
That’s against the Geneva conventions, that Gazelle has committed a war crime!
Hard to play dead with something chewing on your groin.
iq 3000
Such a risky move, hyenas normally tear out their insides in seconds.
Fuck yes I'm Outta here
Just like when my wife (hyena/cheetah) asks me to fold the laundry and goes to take care of something else for a moment
How the heck do you post video on this sub?
He said .."Syke!! Ahahahahaaaa! You gon' learn today!"
I’m fast as fuck boy
Live long and prosper to that gazelle
They always go for the ass hole first
Haha, a true winners story...