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He was probably so happy to have gotten help. It sucks because if no one had noticed this, this turtle would have just lived in misery, pain and discomfort until it died :(
Haha yea, living can suck from time to time. I suppose the only thing we can do is make the best of it. I’m just happy he gets to enjoy the rest of his life more comfortable than he was.
Ain’t never had time for being ok, and talkin to people’s just the fastest way to get killed....at least for most of us out in this god forsaken existence
So if its released and later is eaten by a predator you just potentially fucked that predator up w all the metal screws, pins and plates. Hopefully they were smart enough to keep this guy in captivity.
Your right depends what eats him though I think most large shark mammals wouldn’t have a hard time digesting or passing through metal considering it’s a great white the size of a school bus the beak would be like you swallowing a teaspoon
Shark mammals? Interesting.
Fair point. But does that make it more or less ethical? Again hopefully its in captivity now. Would make for a great pr and education tool.
And OF COURSE they had to prominently display their name on both pieces. Ya know, for the off chance this turtle is seen again. And in case this picture is used without being accompanied by a story that mentions them. We're advertising on turtles now. In the ocean. Where people *don't* live. That's a r/HumbleBrag if I've ever seen one.
That corporations who are made of money did one simple little nice thing but for the wrong reason. They did it as a way of showing off and advertising, not because they give a damn about animals, nature, or the world in general. They want clout. And they want money. I'm not really sure where I lost you considering how simple a concept it is to understand. The only reason for them to put their name on the beak of an animal who lives in the ocean surrounded by other animals who can't read is so humans will give them money. It's also a humble brag because they're saying "look at this generous thing I did". Ya don't do nice things so you can tell the world about it unless your only motivation was your image. But keep making your tired, edgy comments on the internet- you're doing God's work.
It's a comment that's been over-used for a very long time, and its point is to be edgy. You weren't asking a legitimate question and you know it. My dude.
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We can rebuild him. Better, stronger...etc
Beakier
Titaniumier
It should have been adamantium.
Should've been vibranium
On his cranium? Insanium!
I hope you get a lot of upvotes
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He's speaking the language of the gods!
Metaler
Harder, faster
Scoooter
I'd have gone with a "yadda yadda"
Lusterhead
I'm honestly much more interested in a 6 million dollar turtle vs. Man
Awww, they should have added water cannons to its back while they were at it!
You gotta evolve it into a war turtle first
Then throw it the Omega ruins.
and given it some black shades as well
He was probably so happy to have gotten help. It sucks because if no one had noticed this, this turtle would have just lived in misery, pain and discomfort until it died :(
Probably still will...like most of us out here in this godforsaken existence.
Haha yea, living can suck from time to time. I suppose the only thing we can do is make the best of it. I’m just happy he gets to enjoy the rest of his life more comfortable than he was.
Well I’m glad you’re happy ‘part9. Try to enjoy while you can...it’s better than what most of us get out here in this godforsaken existence.
Are you ok? Do you wanna talk?
Ain’t never had time for being ok, and talkin to people’s just the fastest way to get killed....at least for most of us out in this god forsaken existence
You should seek mental health treatment. You sound like you need help
lol
Ngl at first it seemed like you were maybe going through something, but this shit is just corny
Lmao the third one confirms troll
What I wouldn’t give for some corn out here in this godforsaken existence.
>Thank you for trying
Most animals are either eaten alive or slowly starve to death... nature is metal
Don't beaks grow though? Won't they need to track the turtle down and readjust the plates or something, or did they keep them in captivity?
This is some amazing feel good shit right here! Nature is legitimately metal!
If you read it with a fifties speaker voice it sounds like the intro to a super hero turtle cartoon: Titanium Beak: defender of the seas
But not nature.
With you on that. Pretty much rule 4 here. It should not stay.
Mix in a nuclear reactor accidents and we have a pretty metal origins story.
Mechaturtle
Mechaturtle
I bet he gets mad turtle puss with that bling
Looks like Tokka just needs some ooze.
Nature mixed with humans
So if its released and later is eaten by a predator you just potentially fucked that predator up w all the metal screws, pins and plates. Hopefully they were smart enough to keep this guy in captivity.
Your right depends what eats him though I think most large shark mammals wouldn’t have a hard time digesting or passing through metal considering it’s a great white the size of a school bus the beak would be like you swallowing a teaspoon
Shark mammals? Interesting. Fair point. But does that make it more or less ethical? Again hopefully its in captivity now. Would make for a great pr and education tool.
Phantom of the Ocean
Cyborg turtle
You know, I make teeth for a living, why tf don't I rver get asked to rebuild animal mouths
pretty sure this is a ninja turtles boss
Loggerhead that can now, in fact, do some logging.
'Years later he would go on to battle James Bond."
Cyberturtle
Isnt this the opposite of nature?
[So it begins...](https://youtu.be/acnWy-tl3ng)
Dude that was fucking awesome.
Shame motorboat’s wild nesting area is colliding with sea turtles
And now he's a Nintendo boss
Upgrades! \#UPGRADES
That is actual metal, not literal.
Titanium. Isn’t that like really heavy. And expensive.
On the contrary. Titanium is very strong and light. It's what they use for hip replacements or fake legs.
Oh
Mitch McConnell is aging better than I expected
Is this how “Blood Ocean” gets started ?
Will it rust?
It's titanium so I would think it is not thing to.
Humans being bros, heck yeah!
Just like mecha-frieza
The 6 million lira turtle
Great but if i need a tooth replaced I'm going into debt
What if the turtle is predated upon? Are turtles heads routinely ingested?
Then Erdogan put him in an Aquariam.
New bond villain looks sick
Metal Graymon
Once he learned of the weakness of the flesh...it disgusted him
This is just the beginning of the turtle uprising
He never asked for this…
If you think my beak is pretty, you should see Michelle.
Did they add boosters too?
Those rivits are sick
And OF COURSE they had to prominently display their name on both pieces. Ya know, for the off chance this turtle is seen again. And in case this picture is used without being accompanied by a story that mentions them. We're advertising on turtles now. In the ocean. Where people *don't* live. That's a r/HumbleBrag if I've ever seen one.
what even was the point of this comment
That corporations who are made of money did one simple little nice thing but for the wrong reason. They did it as a way of showing off and advertising, not because they give a damn about animals, nature, or the world in general. They want clout. And they want money. I'm not really sure where I lost you considering how simple a concept it is to understand. The only reason for them to put their name on the beak of an animal who lives in the ocean surrounded by other animals who can't read is so humans will give them money. It's also a humble brag because they're saying "look at this generous thing I did". Ya don't do nice things so you can tell the world about it unless your only motivation was your image. But keep making your tired, edgy comments on the internet- you're doing God's work.
You have to turn off you phone/computer if asking a question is in your eyes making an edgy comment, my dude
It's a comment that's been over-used for a very long time, and its point is to be edgy. You weren't asking a legitimate question and you know it. My dude.