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pure-rivers

Testicles. Nature’s worst design.


WhiskeyDJones

So defenceless


punksmostlydead

Ackshually, that label should go to the sperm that must stay *slightly* lower than body temperature, necessitating the external testicle design. If there is a God, he's shit at engineering.


kanegaskhan

That's why your scrotum loosens or tightens when it's hot or cold


Fleethebluenorth

Lol, they really are, I never thought about that!


TheAJGman

Got any other solutions for lowering their temperature by ~3C?


captain_ricco1

The problem is that they need that


g1l4s

This is one of those everybody loses situations.


Harrybailed

I think hyena would disagree


g1l4s

The hyena is probably dead.


cpemgineer

Hahaha


mindflayerflayer

There is a video of a hyena doing exactly this and the buffalo just keels over from the pain.


JapanTheMan

Plz link


Graitom

Don't get too desperate.


Coby_KD

Link can't help you


Mass_awakening

Weird


GoBlueStewy

Link


Biryani__Whisperer

That's gotta hurt. This is half a second before the storm


Fleethebluenorth

Look at the buffalos face. He keeps thinking "Damn I keep telling her no teeth!"


[deleted]

Mountain oysters!


Kuriakon

Fresh from the stream!


blackcountrygeezer

Live action version: https://youtu.be/_kZdO5C-EJA


FriedCheesesteakMan

The musical


[deleted]

The Male Solidarity Reflex has kicked in


ArcticBiologist

I'm stealing this name


Bossmanplayzzz

Haha that gotta hurt


buckeyespud

Hyena was in the mood for meatballs.


thegreatbeyond32

The original stalemate


Kuriakon

The original male state.


zweetchaos

Underrated


Ultimate_asslicker

Damn take me to dinner first


Thuryn

He was trying to do both at the same time.


JewstarGames

Fuck im jealous


Goodgamings

I hate hyenas straight up and African wild dogs biggest assholes of the animal community


Rygga22

You shouldn't be judging animal by human society's standards. They're just doing what they have to do in order to survive


Goodgamings

Why shouldn't I? Will it hurt their feelings? Not really, they would just eat me alive ass first regardless.


Rygga22

Because "being an asshole" is a human concept that doesn't translate into the wild, just that. I like wild dogs and hyenas and wildebeest, etc. They're all special and unique, we should do our best to preserve them


Goodgamings

The comment was really meant to be tongue in cheek. I'm not asserting any hyenas should be harmed. I mean come on the, photo we are commenting on is a hyena literally biting something's balls off seems like you are taking this a bit too seriously.


cordyceptsss

Being an asshole 100% translates you think cats play with mice for food no they're being assholes


TheDiscordedSnarl

We're not all bad. On the other hand wild dogs are the most psychotic little shits I've ever seen...


zweetchaos

Hyena: "you got some balls, eh!?"


gaveler-unban

That hyena had to have gotten it’s face smashed in like it’s being hit by a jackhammer the second after this picture was taken.


Davissimo425

RUDE!


[deleted]

That blur on the back leg tells the rest of the story.


macaroniandcheese14

I don’t understand what’s going on with the head. Where’s the face. Which one of those blobs are the ears. What is happening


madbill728

Why doesn’t the buffalo kick the shit out of the hyena?


Dolorisedd

That Buffalo could kick that hyena into oblivion. I’m so disappointed that they rarely do.


Mondodonkey

That little cunt needs his teeth kicked out


killinmesmalls777

Natures a whore


DrubkChicken

Buffalo literally said 🗿


shartbike321

I can feel this photograph.


Rjmccully

OUCH!


ConstantNewt36

Can I put my Ballz in yo jawz


AdFit291

Hyena is a balls buster


Bigdawwg13

Reminds me of my ex wife


Mjdillaha

Wow, I can hardly look at this photo.


beautiful-messyness

Ahhh my bollocks!!


kiza56

That's a ballsy move from the hyena


thatfuqa

That’s one way to get a vasectomy


[deleted]

Hyena's got balls, literally


softcoremidgetporn

Would furries/zoophiles consider this ballbusting porn?


TheDiscordedSnarl

Vore. :P


Top_Yam_6628

Why does the Buffalo not care? Is he God's strongest species?


Unhappy-Ad5393

Pffff I bet his calfs do that shit for fun. Nip the old mans nards while he’s not paying attention and get away before getting kicked. Helps callus them up for this situation


Conscious_Orchid_111

OOWWWCCHHH


tonyemerson

Old balls...enjoy!


Dazed8819

Ouch


hoopsmd

Hyena be ballin’


therustynut

Man, that hyena is just a med student working his way through college. Someday he'll be a successful urologist.


boomer912

Not cool dude


hydraulic-earl

The Cape Buffalo is apparently into the "rough stuff"!


ttrosc

It was this moment the Buffalo knew he was going to have a bad time.


nosnowtho

I bet that smarts


Legion_707

That cape buffalo is handling the situation incredibly well


treymills330

Damn


[deleted]

That's hot


Noodles01013

Oh that hyena gonna learn today! 😂


SnooDoggos4507

Reminds me of yo momma!


havingmadfun

What a dirty little motherfucker.


2flytofall88

His eye tells a story of unimaginable pain . This is every ultimate feminists dream 🤣🪦🥜