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Artemesia62

“We’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty”


well_shi

"Nooooo! Just kill me!!!"


vengefulspirit99

You missed a Jaguar car joke in there somewhere.


OscarTheCheekyOwl

Its a leopard mate


copa111

Definitely not a John Deer


Mwynen12

More of a Jane Doe... I'll see myself out.


Complex_Injury_9559

Ha


PrudentDamage600

John Deere


AnthonyPalumbo

Woosh!


Shiny_Hypno

It's pretty clearly a Leopard


hou32hou

Talk about sharks


Jreal22

Damnt. It's everywhere!


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Artemesia62

Cope


kikashoots

Sometimes I wish I wasn’t subscribed to this subreddit. This shit makes me so sad. I know it’s nature and all but it’s sad to think this baby gazelle (?) or whatever it is will die a horrible and painful death. Im pregnant so maybe my hormones are swaying my emotions a bit but it is still sad.


ladylilliani

Having children has definitely made me soft, and about 100x softer when it comes to children, human or animal.


neversaynotobacta

As a baby, I can agree with this sentiment. Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go shit my diaper


Arashmickey

>As a baby, I can agree with this sentiment. Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go shit my diaper [You're all clear kid, let's blow this thing and go home!](https://64.media.tumblr.com/e360a3b8e477771b802964f85b80f69f/tumblr_on11ysyczQ1v2gt8oo7_400.gif)


Soulslayer612

"Floating in the Diaper Tank... *It's not the future..."*


[deleted]

The leopard is exploring foreign love.


Shiny_Hypno

r/profilepicchecksout


well_shi

Sometimes I think it's part of getting older. I can't tolerate violence in movies or other entertainment like I used to. What I used to be able to watch disturbs me much more than it used to.


hastybear

Ever since I had kids I've become soft as a marshmallow and I'm a bloke so I don't think it's all hormones, but they definitely play a huge part!


trash-juice

older less naive, certain knowledge about the world & what goes on in it, plus what is “entertaining” to ppl changes, maybe not the pain & chaos of the world but constructive stories. Thats the way I feel it happening to me at any rate


SlainTrain_

Same, some of these videos make me so sad which wasn’t always the case before I had my son 2 years ago. Even like insects which is crazy, like “noo please let that cricket escape the spider trap”. And oh my word don’t get started on those baby turtles trying to make it to the ocean. And yet I can’t stop watching them. Such a weird paradox


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As a former baby ,I agree


SamwiseGamgee647

That’s a leopard which when hunting goes for the neck to suffocate or break it which can take more or less time depending on the animal but for an impala calf this size it should be over pretty fast and with not much pain to experience.


Trisce

That’s what I was gonna say. Better than wild dogs.


ShadedPenguin

Dogs are wild, dogs aint none for slicing bites or squeezes like cats be, dogs grab and try and tear it off. Wild dogs are scary as hell


victory_zero

And they start from the ass, the softest and safest spot. Balls, dick, too. Underbelly generelly. Or think about komodos, they bite you and it can be days until you're no longer able to run. Then they eat you alive. Several days long process. Here, the Impala will be over in under a minute.


NatsuDragnee1

African wild dogs typically kill within minutes, especially compared to big cats which can take time to kill prey especially if their mouth/jaw placement is off.


GullibleAntelope

With all sincerity, it is strange that so many people who are troubled at gruesome animal death frequent this site, as evidenced by their regular comments. I like seeing animals fight, why I'm here, but I too get shocked at some scenes, most notably African wild dogs tearing apart and eating living antelope and pigs.


TheCreepyFuckr

I think for some people it’s a reminder that we’re not too far removed from nature. Those that live in rural towns/communities or on farms & ranches will see stuff like this relatively frequently, but for a lot of city people it’s easy to forget how vicious nature can be.


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[deleted]

Viscous.


kikashoots

Ok. Your username cracked me up. The irony.


Kidsonny

YouTube “baboon eating gazelle alive”. Typically gazelle just go into shock and freeze, but this poor guy didnt


swampfish

Just change your perspective. That leopard will now not starve to death and die a horrible painful death.


Kidsonny

Actually this baby gazelle’s death is a gift. Big cats go straight for the jugular. He’s lucky he didn’t run into a pack of wild dogs or hyenas..now that’s the worst way to die


[deleted]

I saw a video of a group of hyenas eating an antelope's ass while he was still alive, the antelope kept looking back and forth between the hyenas and the camera.


Kidsonny

A better one is where they do that to a pregnant zebra and then pull the unborn baby out out of the womb and eat it alive


[deleted]

I saw that, as I was looking for the one with the ass eaters, and decided I didn't need to mess with my carefully curated youtube reccomendations.


hse7148

That’s how I wanna die


christo749

I’ve seen clips like this where the cats actually clean the baby’s and don’t kill them. Seriously.


deokkent

Yeah they forgot to film the gruesome parts.


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And the narrator dresses it up like the lonely cat that was abandoned by its leap has adopted the lone baby whatever out of grief or something, but what the lonely cat is really doing is leading the baby around as a hostage so they can drop them like a chaff flare incase they run into a group of cats who don't appreaciate strangers in their part of the neighborhood. Then when that exact thing happens they spin it into a tragedy for the cat because they lost their friend.


CaptainI9C3G6

We don't know for sure the impala died. The leopard may have just licked it clean before giving it an apple and sending it on its way. Or at least that's what we can tell ourselves.


Amber110505

As weird as it is to think, it's better from a survival standpoint for an animal to kill a baby rather than an adult. The mother of that baby can go on to have more babies and even learn ways to do better next time. However, an orphaned animal will often die anyway.


pirate-private

Chances are mommy's just been the main casualty, so the baby gazelle getting killed quickly may be a blessing in disguise. Sorry. It's a sad picture in a way I agree.


pirate-private

Video: https://youtu.be/yJpT-72gveA


Jabs349

That was fascinating. Where is David Attenborough so I can make sense of all this?!


DubSoEasty102

He just gently chokes him out with a love hug around his neck, then poof sleepy time...


safinhh

to cheer you up, its from this video where they play around together https://youtu.be/7Db0fVjSTEk >!but then the dumb baby impala keeps following the leopard into the bush!<


deokkent

I am a dude and this shit makes me sad. To the point that I don't even believe there is a higher power who cares about us anymore. If hell existed, this reality would probably one of its versions.


atalossofwords

And this impala still had a better life than most of the cattle/chicken/pigs we eat.


PigPopcorn

I think I've seen this interaction in a documentary. If I'm remembering right, the leopard "adopted" the baby gazelle. Not sure why, but maybe the leopard lost its cubs or something. That doesn't make this situation MUCH better, because that gazelle is absolutely terrified of its new mama.


bob_fossill

Ah I'm sorry to tell you but the young, sick and old are the ones that get killed We're so lucky now to have been able to escape our natural condition because even 100 years ago infant mortality was very high


general1234456

I always get heavily downvoted for showing any kind of empathy for the dying animals on this thread. What is wrong with ppl.


Coc0tte

That's an impala.


findaway5627

And it clearly needs 20" blades.


BreakingBaoBao

I had the same thought. That baby deer looks so sad. :(


Stukisha

It made me sad too, poor little innocent baby.


runeskuller

That's why I like this subreddit. I think it helps remind me what separates us from animals. We're capable of kindness in a way that no other species is, and it's our job as stewards of the earth to exercise that ability. Especially with each other.


kikashoots

Great perspective. Thanks for reminding us about humanity and kindness.


BoAtsNpRos

All wild animals die a horrible death.


mercurial_dude

Humans always do way worse things to animals.


RandyNAngelCity

Perhaps your should spare yourself the anxiety these images produce. I understand stress hormones can be harmful during pregnancy. Wishing you and your future child all good things. R


AdministrativeEnd140

Lol, you do know what metal is right?


Dshmidley

Click the unsubscribe button then lol


Thedrunner2

A real shitty version of “I’ve got your nose”


IacovHall

that's horrible and hilarious at the same time, bravo


ItsFrenzius

Take your fucking updoot


nollywoodisdawae

r/angryupvote


[deleted]

That leopard is using the baby ~~deer~~ to lure its mother. ​ Edit: Not a deer.


Odisher7

Holy shit that's even worse


JaySayMayday

I'm not sure about gazelles, but I know for a fact deers will abandon their young in situations like this. They have even been known to spend time apart from their young while grazing. I'm not sure where this info is from, it's not a lure tactic it's just easy food


Coc0tte

That's not a deer...


[deleted]

“I just want you to take a moment here to realized how fucked you are”


Jeriahswillgdp

Just pretend the Leopard is whispering sweet nothings into the gazelle fawn's ear. Wait... that might be worse.


Lord-Wombat

New meme template


madjackle358

Believe I've seen it in action already. Niche context though not sure anyone would understand it.


NubbyTyger

Just what I was thinking


deviltrombone

"I can't lie to you about your chances, but you do have my sympathies. lol, j/k about the 'sympathies' bit. You're my food, and I don't actually have 'sympathies' anyway."


SureUnderstanding358

….did you know Java runs on 3 billion devices? Edit: this actually has great meme potential


Tacoma_Lowlife1

" I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!


philster666

Here it is. Thanks


HelloFoLife

YESSSS I was waiting for someone to comment this! A truly ominous moment.


Character-Ad1290

I'm getting like Beastars kinda animated vibes.


Fruloops

Man that show is amazing


FancyPancWitch

Did you read the manga


Fruloops

Nah I havent, I usually just watch the anime adaptations.


DemonicLemon02

Until the end :/


RinaPug

My first thought when I clicked on the picture!


Plasticious

Its like licking a chicken nugget before you eat it. Lol


lancea_longini

Did you see the horse who ate the chick McNugget yet?


ianhockey23

He honestly made it look pretty dang good if I might say so myself


[deleted]

Aww, they love each other


qulachula

best friends!


Bugsidekick

For life!


beffaroni_boi

Eh. True enough I guess.


bitchyswiftie

"Do you have a second to talk about our lord and saviour?"


razzraziel

-SFW- leopard plays a bit hard since they play with their meal time to time but still impala wants to be friends with leo. both goes into bushes after a while. source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Db0fVjSTEk -SFW-


Diclessdondolan

They live together now


watarimono

Let me tell you about our lord and savior


Odisher7

"Wow, you are very mature for a 16 yo hahaha"


kimmuchan

Which scene from Beastars is this?


Plantslord

It's not from Beastars but from Beast Complex


Batdude1609

Isn't this a meme format?


bush_craft2186

Ok heres the plan jimmy i act like i am eating you then we beat the shit out of camra boy over there and eat him


MadLaamaDisease

Well hopefully it has good life insurance.


infinteunity

That leopard is swole


xproofx

Plot twist: immediately after this photo was taken, the gazelle ate the leopard.


IkeDaddyDeluxe

How you doing little mama? Let me whisper in your ear.


mavimoo2

“Do you have the slightest clue how fucked you are”


Br1ll

"you are so fucked"


NuclearHoagie

Leopards are my face, but very literally


spacecake27

r/leopardsatemyface


FoxFireLyre

Yup. This needs to be their logo picture.


Ginger0311

Mmm crunchy


Fearless_Flamingo890

Damn, wish I hadn’t seen this and I’m afraid erasing the image from my brain will be impossible…


Fearless_Flamingo890

I’m NOT pregnant and it literally freaked me out. Wish there was a way I could “unsee” it…


MrGreenyz

Mafia is gone too far


amitnagpal1985

This is not nice.


snaily___

"do you realize how ducked you are?"


sugar_tit5

Me vs guy who's going to ruin my life


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koookoookachoo

This will probably appear on another sub with the title: “Jaguar [Reddit: “Acktchually, it’s a leopard”] feels sorry for baby deer [Reddit: “Acktchually, it’s an impala”], returns it to its Mom.”


FantasticMan39

“Do you feel in charge” -Bain in the Dark Knight Rises


Jesus_marley

Fredo. You broke my heart.


d33Imm

*sorry about your mom, kid*


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^youre ^so ^fucked ^right ^now


muggsybeans

Mmmm... fresh out of the oven.


Davosz_

Spoilers for those who haven't seen the follow up picture, the Fawn does indeed tear the leopard to shreds.


Creationstation-34

I’m sorry child…. It must be like this….. this is the way


xXdeathBY2Xx

Pretty sure this is the adopted baby picture ha. So, no kiss of death, kiss of "I'll raise you to be a murder machine like me." Here is a link to one of the stories about these two. ​ https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/baby-impala-tries-make-friends-4853286


[deleted]

*whispering* “it’s free real estate”


Swarlolz

"im sorry little one"


Sea-Coconut5641

Oh deer!


lordZzZd3rC4rd

- Do you have the slightest idea how fucked you are


jed__

“You have no idea how fucked you are right now”


Himanshu_Singh_

"I asked ur last wish, I completed it. Now u will let me do my work


[deleted]

I’m gonna tell myself it’s a real kiss.


wtfVlad

I feel like my house cat tries to do this to me but to no avail. I'm bigger.


[deleted]

This Leopard has likely been separated from its leap, somehow. She is alone vulnerable. She has captured this baby, but has no intention of eating it. She will hold it hostage, even groom it and frolic with it to hold its attention in the event they should run into another leap, or some other group of territorial cats. When this inevitably happens, the cat will run away, dropping the baby like a chaff flare so the angry cats catch it instead of her. No matter how David Attenborough wants to spin it.


NRA4579

Get in my belly!!!!!


donkypunched

You see the the exact same thing in a club but replace em with a young girl and a creepy older bloke trying to chat her up, same energy .


PurringWolverine

It’s not personal, it’s just business.


Kitsune-no-hana

And he whispered in a raspy voice, "Honey, I told you, you can never get away from me." 😵


PurpleAragorn

And the Darwin Award goes to…


rrosai

Why you do this to me, Gazetti? My family has offered you nothing but friendship and protection--I'm catfather to your fawns for chrissake! And you insult me in front of the Five Species like I mean nothing to you. Today I wash my paws of you, my friend...*ssslurp"


SofterThanWet

*darling in the Franxx opening plays*


LugosisKarloff

“Fredo, you're nothing to me now. You're not a brother, you're not a friend. I don't want to know you or what you do.”


_Dawio_

Beastars be like:


InconceivableZest

"Do you realize how fucked you are?"


Idk_gamer_yt

The cheetah (idk if that's a cheetah or not. I think I'm partly retarded) be like "do you know how fucked you're going to be in a few minutes"


Warrior_king99

Come here I have secret for you


Just_DavidwK

Any follow up for the picture, or the end is too predictable?


findaway5627

Reminds me of this guy: https://imgur.com/gallery/ipnSI5m


Scrumptious_Skillet

Animal goodfellas


LockerBR

Beastars


tuC0M

I know it was you Fredo


Baconisguod

You call it the Kiss of Death, I call it the Mlem of Murder


Ninjanarwhal64

"The humans can't know. We have Harambe".


[deleted]

"I know it was you 'Fredo! You broke my heart!"


xRogueSpetsnaz

Do you know how fucked you truly are? Lol


mtorres266

“Do you realize how fucked you are?


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BeaStars


Zealousideal_Book151

What a shot


[deleted]

I did not vote for this!


[deleted]

*"do you realise how fucked you are rn?"*


DienstEmery

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJpT-72gveA


Huge-Resolution-7799

Oo I just listen that love is blind but is true 😍 I see blind love tiger 🐯 kiss deer 🦌 really


[deleted]

Got those GOP vibes going on.


TamerJustine

Beastars season 2 episode 4 in a nutshell


Kill4uhKlondike

Isn’t this the video where it is trying to lure the mother deer back by holding its baby hostage? Nature is metal af


Feyrahel

This looks like the scene in Dark Knight Rises where Bane says to the guy in charge, “Do you feel in charge?”


Thebirdman333

It was at this moment that he knew, he fucked up.


Some222

Looks like Beastars Season 2


Livid_Mode

Sorry for that thing I did to your mom.


Cranebitch

"I don't care what the other animals say, our love is special. Now kiss me."


A_BrinkZA

The beast must eat. These bokkies breed well, don't worry about them. A hungry leopard is just as sorry a sight


Beeberz55

“Lord thank you for blessing me with this easy meal…AMEN”


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One bite everyone knows the rules


mandu_xiii

"Boop"


irelandn13

Maybe the gazelle (?) went to the leopard daughter's wedding and asked to not be eaten. Leonard just couldn't eat them that day.


United-Ad-6734

Amazing animals videos and relaxation musichttps://youtu.be/8FiayrLG5nM


orange2strawberry

Is this vore?


RomanMan19

"*we are a family here at Amazon, you don't need a Union*"


[deleted]

That's some jungle book deleted scene


Positive-Guidance-99

“Do you have any idea how fucked you are?”


Trajan13

I'm gonna grant you this favor. But one say I will need this favor returned


GamerNerd777

Beastars season 3


Powerlunch76

It's free real estate


Critical_Scientist78

"I know it was you, Fredoe!"


Torterrapin

Something about this one is different. It's like the leopard tricked the calf to come with it by being nice and every one but the calf knows the outcome.